My name is Dazai

When Dazai woke up in the morning, the back of his neck was sore and numb.

There is no doubt that it was definitely Tangun who bit him.

Pussy hand.When mating, they like to bite the back of each other's neck to make the female cat escape.After all, for the female cat, this is not a happy thing. Anyone who is stabbed into the body by a barbed thing will feel so angry that it hurts.

There is no soft fur on the back of the human neck for Tangun to bite, only?Can bite necks and shoulders.

Fortunately, after the effect of the catnip disappeared, Tangun calmed down a bit and stopped biting, but when he reached the apex, he still couldn't help biting and then releasing.

Cat instinct prevails...

Dazai looked around.

Tangun was not by his side.

...This kind of instinct should not appear, right?

Dazai stood up with weak legs.

Male cats always run away when they are finished.

Because if you run too slowly, you will be beaten to death by the mother cat.

If Dazai's legs hadn't been tightly wrapped around Tangun's waist last night, he would have come here once before and ran away.

Dazai looked around, and then stepped on the cat climbing frame to look at the high place, and found Tangun who had turned into a kitten on a cat climbing frame in the corner.

Dazai approached Tangun.

Tangun now looks like a little milk cat, his two?The little white paws hold the head, the face is buried in the paws, the ears hang down, and the tail is tightly attached to his body.

Tangun turned into one?The long-haired white Daifuku began to avoid cat life.

Dazai stretched out his hand to hug Tangun, but Tangun's hind paws were tightly hooked on the soft cloth on the cat climbing frame: "Mi..."

The cry also became weak.

Obviously quite resistant to communicating with Dazai.

Dazai was afraid of hurting Tangun's claws, so he didn't dare to pull it out forcefully. What he said now was useless. After all, Tangun buried his head and didn't look at him, so he didn't know what he was talking about.

Dazai only?Can you put Tangun down, let it?Just calm down.

He still has something to do.

Dazai turned on the phone.

He has several missed calls on his cell phone.

Dazai walked out of his room door: "Hey, Mr. Mori" "...Then congratulate Dazai-kun for becoming an adult." Mori Ogai said.

Dazai slumped on the chair, with an expression of being hollowed out: "Thank you, Mr. Sen."

"Dazai-kun... didn't you go out all day yesterday? Why are you like this?" Mori Ogai was very surprised, and asked with a concerned attitude, "Did you do anything?"

Mori Ogai doesn't know what Dazai does in his spare time, Dazai is an unpredictable person like a cat.

It may be teasing cats, or it may be doing various cat crafts.

But not so tired.

Alice also poked her head curiously from the edge of the table.

"It's broken." Dazai said as he sat slumped on a chair and looked at the scenery outside the window.

"Bro... huh?" Mori Ogai was stunned.

Alice covered her ears and turned her head with a flushed face, as if she didn't want Dazai to dirty her ears.

Dazai straightened up, raised his left hand, put the thumb and index fingertips of his left hand together to form a circle, and stretched out the middle finger of his right hand to draw into that circle.Interjection: "That's what it means... Mr. Mori doesn't understand?"

He glanced at Mori Ogai, and smacked his tongue loudly: "Virgin."

Mori Ogai: "..."

Alice: "..."

"Alice-chan!" Mori Ogai immediately looked at Alice mournfully.

"Rin Taro perverted to call the police!" Alice cursed quickly.

Mori Ogai refused to admit that he is a virgin, but he himself has always said that his garrison area is under the age of 12, but if he is not a virgin... Mori Ogai Shin Dazai can call the police on the spot.

Mori Ogai coughed lightly: "But are there other people hiding in Dazai-kun's room? Isn't it good to invite other people to the port mafia?"

Although the surveillance did not show anyone entering or leaving Dazai's room, if Dazai wanted to do this, who would find out?

"It's Tangun~" Dazai covered his face, the previous dejected tone seemed to have disappeared, and changed into this sweet tone, "Tangun is really great~" Mori Ogai looked at Dazai: " ... Dazai-kun..."

"What's the matter, Mr. Mori?" The depressed tone appeared again, and Dazai wanted to write the words "I'm too lazy to talk to you" on his face.

"You're short enough to fit into a cat... Cough, it's nothing, just? I want to ask Dazai-kun if you want to see a psychiatrist. It's a bit strange to think of a cat as a boyfriend." Mori Ogai said with a smile.

Dazai: "... Bah. Mr. Mori from Lolicon should go and see."

You guys must have slipped your mouth on purpose!

Mori Ogai would not have made such a mistake until he was about five years old.

Mori Ogai gave Dazai some documents, which were matters that the cadres needed to deal with. Dazai hooked the hole on the file box with his little finger, dangling the documents and walked out.

He didn't intend to deal with it seriously, he was going to defect anyway, and he would do whatever he liked.

Anyway, he was too much to do.

Opening the door, he ran into Ango Sakaguchi who had come to report the spy work to the leader.

The two people's eyes met for a short moment, and they understood each other's meaning instantly.

"I'm back." In fact, Dazai didn't walk for a long time. He just entered the door of the lounge when he heard voices from the kitchen.

Dazai twitched his nose, and said with surprise, "It's crab meat!"

"Ah, Dazai, you're back." Tangun looked back at Dazai, showing a forced smile, "I made you some crab porridge."

"I'm back!" Dazai stretched out his head, "It smells so good."

"Sorry, I didn't talk to you this morning..." Tangun reflected for a while.

Although Dazai is an adult, compared to Tangun's age, he is still a child.

Even if he was plotting against him with catnip, he was still a child.

In any case, the receiver is Dazai, and his body will be a little bit, and his escape in the morning is too naive and scumbag.

But Tangun never expected that his chastity would be terminated by Dazai.

how to say……

I don't think I'm happy when I say I'm happy, but it's wrong to say I'm unhappy.

Mixed flavors.

A person who always feels like he's stuck in the day of adulthood doing excessive things... um, a cat.

Tangun was thinking, Dazai had already said that he liked him before, why didn't he become more vigilant, obviously he knew that Dazai was always the only one?Everything you want can be obtained through planning.

He could and should have been more cautious.

But he didn't.

Tangun wondered, did he have some despicable thoughts in his subconscious mind?With the idea of ​​pushing the boat along with the flow, he didn't become vigilant.

Dazai brought the bowl to the table by himself.

Although Tangun would cook for him, he would never bring him the meal.

If Tangun was really asked to do this, the arrogant cat Tangun would probably be so angry that he kicked the bowl.

Tangun sat across from Dazai.

"Dazai..." Tangun crossed his hands and supported his head, his eyes looked at the table but he didn't dare to look at Dazai.

"Huh?" Dazai bit his spoon and looked up at Tangun.

"I thought about it, we don't really..." Before Tangun finished speaking, he was grabbed by the collar by Dazai.

"Tangun, what are you talking about? You've put me to sleep and you want to run away?" Dazai smiled brightly, his eyes sparkled, only?But the smile was a bit sinister, "If Tangun has been tricked, he has been tricked. The cat I caught will not let him run away."

Tangun was forced to look into Dazai's eyes: "...It seems that you are seeing me for the first time? You didn't intend to let me go."

"That's it!" Dazai let go of Tangun's collar.

Tangun raised his neck, but suddenly heard a jingle.

A collar with bells appears around his neck.

"Tangun? Can it be mine? For eternity? Can it be mine." Dazai hooked the bell with his hand, and when he heard the sound of the bell, he smiled childishly, "Won't you be my boyfriend? Can you be me?" pets."

Tangun: "..."

Why is this line so perverted?

"Okay, okay, since you have said that..." Tangun pursed his lips, "I promise you. Although I don't like men, although you are plotting against me..." But I don't really hate you .

Probably for the tsundere cat, not hating actually means liking it.

Dazai approached Tangun, and the tips of their noses were very close.

"What's the matter?" Tangun ducked back, Dazai's breath hitting his face made him itch a little.

"You're so arrogant. You obviously like me, but you act like I'm persecuting you." Dazai sighed and patted Tangun's head.

Tangun's lips trembled, and then his cheeks turned red from his cheeks to the base of his ears. He clenched his fists and shouted at Dazai, "Wait, who is Tsundere? I take back what I said before, so I don't want to answer..."

"It's late, it's late!" Dazai held the back of Tangun's head, and blocked Tangun's words with his lips.

The author has something to say: Small Theater——Dazai: Slightly slightly, old virgin.

Mori Ogai: I...

Dazai: Huh?

Alice (stares).

Dazai: What should we do?Should Mr. Mori choose to sit in the game or admit that he is a virgin?

Tangun (slip).

Dazai: Why are you running? Tangun: ...I always feel that I, the person who had sex with you when you were just an adult, is also a pervert.

Dazai: What can a kitten do wrong?Come on, let me kiss~ Stretch out the pink and tender meat pad to comment~ "Show cute"