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Xie Shuangchen's head was lifted up by Ye Ling, tears in his eyes were like stars falling into a quiet lake, although Ye Ling was puzzled, but seeing his pitiful appearance, he didn't know what to say, so he could only change his tone, Asked: "Tell me, what's going on? Why are you crying here for no reason? Who messed with you again?"

"I..." Xie Shuangchen was out of love, but he was at a loss for words when he was asked to sort out his words and say one, two, three.She blinked at Ye Ling, touched her tears, sniffed her nose, and said, "It's nothing, maybe some of you didn't think too much during this time, I'm fine."

Ye Ling said: "If you are unhappy, you can tell me."

"Then you will also be unhappy." Xie Shuangchen said, "There's no need."

Ye Ling was silent for a moment, and said hesitantly: "I don't know if I should say something. I haven't asked you about the operation of the Yongping Club before. Tell me the truth, can you still hold on? Cary How much more?"

Xie Shuangchen asked him to ask about the gate of life, and said falteringly: "It's okay."

"Tell the truth." Ye Ling asked seriously.

"Just..." Xie Shuangchen said, "There is another 10,000+."

Ye Ling was a little anxious when she heard this, this amount of money is not enough to buy a toilet in Beijing, does Xie Shuangchen still expect to rely on this to support these few mouths?He also didn't want to question Xie Shuangchen about this and that, the most urgent thing was to find a way.

"Should I ask Eldest Sister or Boss Yao for help?" Ye Ling said tentatively, "They have a lot of connections, maybe they can do something about it?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Actually, I thought about it at the beginning, but when I turned around and thought about it again, I didn't know how to open my mouth. Lang Weixian helped me too much, and he was the one who came to support me at the beginning. I still want to talk to the elder sister. I owe her a sum of money, although she doesn't lack this at all, but I'm so old, I can't rely on her, and I don't think I can justify it."

"Then I'll go out and find a job." Ye Ling said, "I go to work during the day, and come to talk about cross talk at night and on weekends. My education... I should still be able to find a decent job, at least I don't have to worry about eating."

When he was alone, he never thought of going out to work, but when he was with Xie Shuangchen, he had such an idea.Xie Shuangchen felt uncomfortable, moved and annoyed, felt like forcing Ye Ling to sell herself to support the family, so she quickly refused and said: "No, it's not worth it."

"That person can't starve to death, can he?" Ye Ling said.

"I won't let you starve to death." Xie Shuangchen said, "From now on, we will eat delicious food and drink spicy food."

Ye Ling smiled, and said helplessly: "There is everything in the dream."

Dreams are the fulfillment of wishes, and everything is in reality.

The Ping Ping Club has cross talk shows every day, with evening shows from Tuesday to Friday, and afternoon and evening shows on Saturdays and Sundays.Xie Shuangchen has been active in many places during this period, and there are staff members in Yao Sheng's studio who are familiar with the Internet to give him some advice.The first is to send tickets to various social platforms in the same city, and there are various exchange experience rewards. If no one comes, it will be empty, so why not use it to do something.

They broadcast the live broadcast every time, their appearance is justice, and Xie Shuangchen still has a fan base, gradually, more and more people watch the live broadcast, and they even get some gifts every day.The live video was dubbed and posted on the Internet, and gradually spread, and it was a bit splashy.

The memory space of netizens is limited, and they will see that kind of popular incident in their daily online life. Whether Xie Shuangchen was on TV or outside, the popularity of such things on the Internet is very high. What is short-lived can attract a group of people.However, the sustained benefits depend on continuous output.

It just keeps appearing in front of everyone's eyes, and there are jokes about him on the Internet. At first, I thought it was nothing, but after a long time of passive acceptance, I might want to buy a ticket to see it.

There are more and more people in the weekend sessions, and there are small groups of fans who sit together. At first, there were one or two tables, and later it became three to five tables, seven or eight tables.

The first time Xie Shuangchen received a gift from the audience was on a Saturday afternoon.The actors in front went down, he and Ye Ling came on stage, a girl sitting in the first row ran over, holding a paper bag in her hand.Xie Shuangchen was stunned for a moment, stepped forward and bent over to get closer, the girl said, "It's for you and Teacher Ye."

"Yo, what is this?" Xie Shuangchen asked with a smile.

"It's the bean root candy I brought from Tianjin." The girl said, "Mr. Ye is from Tianjin, so he must like it very much."

"Are you from Tianjin?" Ye Ling came over and asked.

"Well, I'll take the intercity bus back later."

"Thank you, thank you." Ye Ling clasped his hands together and bowed to the girl together with Xie Shuangchen.

"Come on!" The girl clenched her fists to cheer them up.

Although it was a small episode, both Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling were very moved.Tianjin is very close to Beijing, if not tens of thousands of miles, you have to come all the way here, just to see the two of them talk here for a few 10 minutes, this must be so much love.

The key is to remember that Ye Ling is from Tianjin and brought a gift from his hometown.For this reason, Xie Shuangchen specifically asked the girl what she wanted to hear when returning to the scene, and sang her favorite song "Under Mount Fuji" for the girl.

It just so happened that Xie Shuangchen learned Cantonese pretty well.

"What if many, many audiences come to give you gifts in the future?" After the show ended, Ye Ling suddenly asked Xie Shuangchen such a question, "Are you going to satisfy their demands?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "If I have the ability, I will satisfy as much as I can."

Ye Ling asked: "Why?"

"Because the audience is my bread and butter." Xie Shuangchen replied without thinking, "You said there are billions of people on the earth, why don't they like me? I think being liked by others is a very rare thing. Well, I don't have much else to do, do I?"

"That's right." Ye Ling answered naturally.

"Hey, hey! I'll let me talk about it myself, why do you answer everything?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Don't talk about me, people are here for you today." He squeezed his throat to imitate that girl's words, " Teacher Ye is from Tianjin, so he must like it." After learning, he changed his tone and said sourly, "Oh, I really am..."

"Why?" Ye Ling asked, "If you allow others to like you, why not let them like me?"

"Of course not." Xie Shuangchen said, "Only I like you, no one can steal it from me."

"Damn!" Feng Feifei, who was sitting in the back seat of the car, yelled, "I'm homophobic! Let me get out of the car!"

The museum does not open on Mondays, and the Critique Society does not work on Mondays.After working hard for a week, everyone pointed to such a day to rest, and fell asleep at home.

In the deadly silence of noon, someone knocked on the door.

The first one to be thrown up was Ye Ling. He got out of bed in a daze, and shouted at the door: "Put it on the shelf at the door first!"

"It's not a courier! It's not a takeaway!" The person outside the door shouted, "Me!"

Ye Ling didn't hear it: "Who are you?"

"your dad!"

"..." Ye Ling looked through the cat's eyes, Yao Sheng was standing at the door with two bags in his hands, he quickly opened the door, "Boss Yao?"

Seeing that it was Ye Ling, Yao Sheng was also a little surprised, then thought of what he said just now, and said embarrassedly: "Ms. Ye, I'm sorry, I thought it was Xie Shuangchen who is an idiot."

"It's okay." Ye Ling closed the door, "What did you take?"

"Beef and mutton." Yao Sheng mentioned, "My friend brought it to me. It's not interesting for me to eat it alone with my family. There are too many people here, so you can cook the meat. Oh, and what are the vegetables and seasonings in this bag?" Yes, I’ve bought them all, you just need to set up a pot.”

While talking, Xie Shuangchen walked out of the back room with sleepy eyes, and said lazily, "Are you urging your life early in the morning?"

"Early?" Yao Sheng said disgustedly, "Are you an idiot for sleeping? It's already noon, so it's still early?"

Feng Feifei from the next room also went out without opening her eyes: "Who is such an idiot? Are you shooting graves?"

"Get out!" Yao Sheng said, "Get out of here!"

"This is my home!" Xie Shuangchen emphasized, "I am the head of the family!"

On weekdays, Xie Shuangchen and Feng Feifei both quarrel and Ye Ling suffers from headaches, so what's the reason for adding Yao Sheng?Among the three, who has the loudest voice and who knows more Jiang Hu Chun Dian?

Is it annoying?

"You guys stay here and watch TV for a while." Ye Ling decided to escape from the battlefield, "I'll clean the pot and chop vegetables."

"Shall I do it with you?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"You can stay away from me." Ye Ling said, "You three can play together, be good."

"I'm already in the top class of the kindergarten, why do I have to play with the two kids in the small class?" Xie Shuangchen said coquettishly, "No, no!"

Yao Sheng kicked Xie Shuangchen from behind: "I order you to die in place right now!"

"I rely on Langweixian, you kicked my waist!" Xie Shuangchen held his lower back like a strong man who was shot and dying, "Are you responsible for the happy life of the rest of my life?"

"Ms. Ye is in charge." Yao Sheng pointed at Ye Ling with his chin, and said with a smirk, "Where is my turn? I can't wash pots or cook."

Ye Ling walked into the kitchen in two steps to escape reality.

Although hearing this kind of thing too much will make you numb, it doesn't mean you won't feel embarrassed, and Ye Ling doesn't know how to deal with it.

The meal was destined to be uneven.

Feng Feifei committed the stinky problem of picking and choosing again, and Xie Shuangchen scolded him, Yao Sheng swayed left and right in the middle, and one of the two singers talked about cross talk.

Ye Ling's digestion ability is considered good if he doesn't have a stomachache.

So after eating, Ye Ling took the initiative to do the heavy duty of washing the dishes, how could Xie Shuangchen ask Ye Ling to work alone?Very consciously followed to wash the dishes.

He didn't know that Ye Ling really wanted to be quiet, and he kept saying that he also thought Feng Feifei and Yao Sheng were annoying and didn't bother to talk to them.Ye Ling complained silently in her heart, she really didn't know who should dislike whom.Fortunately, although Xie Shuangchen has a young master's temper, he works fairly neatly, which slightly alleviated some of Ye Ling's egg pain.

"Boss Yao." Only Feng Feifei and Yao Sheng were left at the dinner table. The two of them were not very familiar with each other, but they were not new to each other. At least they had a friendship with a bowl of egg fried rice and a hundred or so crayfish.Seeing Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling go to the kitchen, Feng Feifei leaned over to Yao Sheng and asked, "Do you live alone?"

Yao Sheng said, "Yes."

Feng Feifei asked: "Then is your house big?"

Yao Sheng said, "It's okay."

Feng Feifei continued to ask: "Then you..."

Yao Sheng interrupted Feng Feifei: "Why are you asking so many questions?"

"Can you promise me something?" Feng Feifei suddenly changed his style.

"Ah?" Yao Sheng was puzzled, "What can I promise you if you don't tell me first?"

"It's not a big deal." Feng Feifei said, "It might not be a big deal to you."

"Then you have to talk first." Yao Sheng said, "Don't bother, okay?"

Feng Feifei thought for a while, and said a little embarrassedly: "Can you take me in?"

"Ah?" Yao Sheng couldn't understand what the show was. "Aren't you on good terms with this place? Did Xie Shuangchen short you for your food, short for your clothes, or short for your yellow plate?"

"No! Oh, what are you talking about! Seriously!" Feng Feifei said, "Although I am a noble, glamorous old Baoding who has lived in the moat since I was a child, but you know that the two of them How tired and crooked? It’s the kind of openly gay! Regardless of time or occasion! I’m a straight man! I’m only eighteen! Being with them all day and night, I feel that it affects my physical and mental health !"

"Isn't it..." Yao Sheng was a little embarrassed.

"Why not!" Feng Feifei held Yao Sheng's hand tearfully, "Save the child!"

Yao Sheng thought to himself which one is this acting in?Didn't this little boy be afraid of nothing two days ago?Being pierced by the soul today?

"Promise me!" Feng Feifei said again.

"Let go first." Yao Sheng said, "I promise you if you let go." He wanted to keep Feng Feifei away from him first.

"No! Promise me first!" Feng Feifei said, "Promise me and I will let go!"

"Let go first!"

"You promise first!"

The two pushed each other like chicken and eggs for a long time, but no one messed with the other.Ye Ling came out after washing the dishes and saw the two of them holding hands, she was obviously taken aback, felt as if she had run to the wrong set, stood there and said uncertainly: "You two... what are you doing?"

Xie Shuangchen also came out, and took Feng Feifei by the collar and slipped him aside: "You're holding down my cell phone."

"I let go!" Feng Feifei yelled at Yao Sheng, "Then you promise me!"

"I promised you something, I promised!" Yao Sheng was startled.

"I don't care!" Feng Feifei said, "I'll go home with you today! You can't leave me alone!"

Xie Shuangchen looked at the two with question marks all over his face, and then at Ye Ling. Ye Ling shrugged and shook his head: "Don't look at me, I don't know anything."

"Maybe..." Xie Shuangchen forcibly found an excuse, "Girl has learned to think of men when she grows up, she is really indiscreet and ruins the family!"

Yao Sheng was going crazy.

Feng Feifei is a man of action, immediately after eating, he packed his bags and prepared to go with Yao Sheng.

Seeing him coming out excitedly and irritatedly clutching a big Jingkelong plastic bag, Yao Sheng asked, "This is your luggage?"

"Ah!" Feng Feifei nodded.

Yao Sheng took the plastic bag from Feng Feifei's hand, squeezed it with two fingers so that it was parallel to the line of sight, tried to distinguish the contents inside, and muttered: "Three pairs of underwear and five pairs of socks... Where are your clothes?"

"I don't have any clothes..." Feng Feifei said.

"Then you spent the past few days naked?" Yao Sheng said, "Stop talking nonsense."

Xie Shuangchen said: "He wears mine, don't you see that the sleeves are half long?"

Yao Sheng stared at Feng Feifei and looked around again. Feng Feifei was really not short at just over 1.8 meters tall. In theory, wearing Xie Shuangchen's clothes was not a big problem.But Xie Shuangchen had long limbs, Feng Feifei could only be sloppy, with his hands tucked into his cuffs, nondescript.

"I thought you liked to wear oversized clothes." Yao Sheng suddenly realized, "It's because you have short legs."

"You have short legs!" Feng Feifei whipped Yao Sheng with his sleeve, almost catching up with Shui Xiu.

"I'm not short." Yao Sheng stretched his clothes and gestured for the waistline, "Look, the legs are below the neck."

Ye Ling watched from the side, feeling that the combined mental age of the three people in front of her might not exceed ten years old.

After all the fun, all the troubles, Yao Sheng finally chased the ducks to the shelves, and had no choice but to take Feng Feifei back to his home.

His family lives in the East Third Ring Road, where there are many high-rise buildings, and there are no [-] or [-] floors, let alone overlooking the CBD.Feng Feifei watched Yao Sheng drive the car into a community, and asked curiously: "Boss Yao, which one is your home?"

"The short one in front." Yao Sheng pointed casually.

Feng Feifei looked over, it was so gray, it was almost the shortest building in this area, it was over ten stories high, very inconspicuous.He felt a little disappointed, and said, "I thought your house must be in Dabieye."

"Don't worry." Yao Sheng said, "It's enough for you to have fun."

The two went up from the elevator in the garage, and when Yao Sheng opened the door, Feng Feifei was startled.The original disappointment was swept away by the shock brought by the open scene in front of him.He looked around like a puppy in a new environment, but the key was that he still held a plastic bag in his hand, which made rustling noises with his movements.

"Boss Yao." Feng Feifei called out, "Your house is so big! Do you usually live alone?"

"Otherwise?" Yao Sheng asked back, "Isn't it suitable for me to live with my parents at such an old age?"

"That's great." Feng Feifei sighed, "If I can live alone, I probably won't be talked about by my dad every day."

Yao Sheng was not interested in other people's housework, so after drinking a glass of water, he showed Feng Feifei around the room.

"Don't come in here if you have nothing to do..." Yao Sheng said as he pushed open the door, Feng Feifei exclaimed "ah".

Yao Sheng frowned: "What's your name?"

"You, you..." Feng Feifei pointed inside, "Why are you wearing all the costumes on the dummy! There are so many! You're in a panic! You must be sick!"

That room was the largest room, and there were rows and rows of mannequins neatly displayed in it, wearing all kinds of costumes, extremely gorgeous, but how weird it looked.

"I have prepared everything in a set. It is very troublesome to put it in the cabinet, and I may not find it." Yao Sheng said.

Feng Feifei said, "Are you Bluebeard?"

"Yes." Yao Sheng was very calm. He walked up to Feng Feifei, nodded and smiled, "If you are not obedient, I will put you in as an adult stage, and I will dress you as a little matchmaker, okay?"

The child couldn't help molesting, it was obvious that it was going to explode for a moment, but the person had to lower his head under the eaves, the explosion didn't happen, he could only grumble angrily, "Then I'll call Zhang Sheng every night, scared to death you!"

Yao Sheng laughed out loud.

Feng Feifei turned around a few more times, and suddenly said: "I found a problem."

"You speak."

"Your family..." Feng Feifei looked at Yao Sheng, "Why is there only one bed?"

Yao Sheng shrugged: "As I said, I'm the only one living here, and of course there's only one bed."

Feng Feifei pointed at herself: "Then where do I sleep?"