Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

"Liu Huangnian, do you have someone you like?"

Liu Huangnian thought for a while, then said slowly: "There should be."

"Then why are you provoking me? Do you like Master, Yiyi, or Junior Sister?" Qin Hegui stopped, "Isn't she not good-looking? What do you have to mess with me?"

"they?"

Liu Huangnian turned his head to look at Qin Hegui with some depression, his Adam's apple moved up and down, and it took him a long time to say a word: "Why do you think I like them?"

Qin Hegui took it for granted, "They look pretty."

"I like you if you are good-looking? You are also good-looking, why don't you say I like you?"

Liu Huangnian felt very hurt, his glass heart was shattered into scum, it turned out that in Qin Hegui's eyes, he was such a flirtatious hooligan.

So he was unhappy, his brows were furrowed, and he almost wrote "I'm angry" on his face.

He looked at Qin Hegui sadly, his eyes were full of words, come and coax me.

Of course, Qin Hegui is blind, he can't see anything, and said mercilessly, "What you said, I'm a man, can I still make you like it?"

Liu Huangnian silently denied his statement, curling his fingers slightly, "They are indeed very kind to me, but I have no wrong thoughts about them."

Qin Hegui was restless, and didn't know why he suddenly cared about who he liked. In the original text, Liu Huangnian slept with countless women. Before going to bed, he would say "I like you and I love you" such hypocritical words.

But usually it is to trick little girls into bed.

He sees one and loves the other, except for the master who still has some status in his heart, the others are all used to practice kung fu to vent their desires, typical tool people.

"Why don't you like how good-looking she is?" Qin Hegui asked eccentrically, "Last time you told me that you like Yiyi!"

Liu Huangnian: "..."

Just don't fucking talk cheap.

This was shooting himself in the foot. He had a headache and said, "Why do you remember these things so well?"

"I'll just watch and see if I can remember!"

Qin Hegui didn't even think about it, and retorted loudly: "You almost killed me! Then you hugged Yiyi, and you said you would love her forever! Don't deny it, you scumbag!"

Liu Huangnian choked completely, "I..."

These things really fucking happened, and he didn't even have a chance to defend himself.

"What are you!"

Qin He returned to be reasonable and unforgiving, and chased after the victory, talking quickly, "Since you promised to be with the little girl, you must be wholeheartedly, be a good man who stands up to the sky, shoulder the responsibility of the husband, and give the child and wife a warm heart." home instead of hanging out with others!"

Liu Huangnian silently shed tears of regret.

She pretended to be forced back then, but now she sheds tears.

The sixth system of Chuanshu World reminds you: There are tens of thousands of pretentious articles, and the first article is the daughter-in-law.Pretending to be unstandardized, kneeling down and crying.

Qin Hegui became more and more angry as he talked, "Tell me what you can't do as a kid, but you have to be on two boats, can't you have a safe and secure relationship? The net is correct, but the quality of the ones you catch is uneven, most of them are foxtails, why do you have nothing to do with a romantic debt!"

The arrogance in Liu Huangnian's bones has not been reduced by half, his eyebrows and eyes are cold, like a piece of sharp-edged thin ice, his voice is like the cold wind blowing through the ice field, and he said slowly:

"Qin Hegui, what do you care about the affection of these children?"

"..."

Liu Huangnian raised his eyes calmly and calmly asked, "Is it very important?"

Qin Hegui's arrogance instantly fell to the bottom of the valley, and he said dryly: "Why, why is it not important... You start to mess up and end up giving up, you scumbag, you, you, and you just kissed me..."

"Why don't you just give me a kiss?"

Liu Huangnian concealed his panic, raised his brows frivolously, and pretended to be a cynical son, with a cold and emotionless expression, he said lightly: "Or, you haven't kissed anyone before?"

"..."

I really want to hit him, I really want to hit him, his mouth is so cheap!

Qin Hegui became angry from embarrassment, "Fuck/Your mother, who hasn't kissed anyone yet! When I was studying, my girlfriend changed every day, and I kissed people every day, what are you!"

Liu Huangnian's complexion was not very good, he was a little pale, but he still said calmly: "Then what do you care about?"

"You are a man! I am also a man! Why do you kiss me!"

Qin Hegui was like a cat whose canned fish had been taken away, it exploded at a touch, and instantly exploded: "Liu Huangnian! You don't know that your behavior is a scumbag!"

"careful!"

However, Liu Huangnian's expression changed, his pupils narrowed suddenly, and he grabbed his waist and moved to his side. Qin Hegui was unsteady, and threw himself into his arms, the cool fragrance of plum blossoms became clearer.

Accidentally, Qin Hegui's lips brushed against Liu Huangnian's exposed collarbone, like a kiss as soft as a dragonfly on water.

He could even feel Liu Huangnian's body stiffen suddenly, his Adam's apple rolled slightly, he wanted to say something but he hesitated to speak.

"What are you doing!"

It's weird to have a hug all of a sudden while they're arguing.

Qin Hegui secretly exerted force, trying to push him away.However, Liu Huangnian's strength was too great, even if he put his hands on the other's chest, it would not help if he took the posture that a good woman is used for when she is molested.

"do not move."

Liu Huangnian looked down at him, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, the hand holding his waist involuntarily tightened a little, his voice was urgent and hoarse, and he said concisely: "There is a sneak attack."

"what?"

A peach blossom petal strikes from a sudden distance

The strength contained in it makes people feel that this is not a petal, but a sophisticated hidden weapon!

Liu Huangnian had sharp eyes and quick hands, and his body reacted extremely quickly. He took a nimble step back while holding Qin Hegui, brushed past the peach blossom petals, and chopped off a few strands of hair.

Fuck, someone really sneaked up!

Qin Hegui looked dazed and his mind was buzzing.

A cold but somewhat charming woman's laughter came from a distance: "Master Qin, long time no see, don't come here without any problems."

No one has heard him before.

The voice was mellow and sad, cold and full of strange charm, just by the tone, one could tell that the person who came was not kind.

Qin Hegui turned his head and said in astonishment, "Call me? Do you know me?"

A woman came, dressed in bright red silk and satin, with rouge and powder painted on her face as an actor's makeup, she looked like a young student.The orchid fingers brushed her temples lightly, the white powder puffed on her forehead, her lips were stained with a bright red like blood, so white that she could see through, and so red that it was frightening.

Every frown and smile is the unique style of an actor.

It's just that she's wearing a little less, and most of her straight and slender legs are missing, looming in the red gauze, and there is a mosaic between her neck and her chest.

Qin Hegui's first reaction was that Liu Huangnian's little wife had come out to be a demon again.

"Young master Qin was joking, Yaji has been welcoming you for decades." Yaji blessed her body, surrounded by smoke, and smiled captivatingly.

"...Why don't I remember having you as a supporting role." Qin Hegui naturally didn't know her identity, muttered a few words to himself, and looked at the gloomy Liu Huangnian, "Hey! Do you know her?"

Liu Huangnian came back to his senses, released him from his arms, shook his head, "I know who it is, but I don't know it."

"Know but don't know? What do you mean? Who is she?"

Yaji suddenly laughed softly, and said softly: "Young Master Qin, have you forgotten about my slave's house after only seeing you for a year?"

Qin Hegui said bluntly: "That's right, I don't remember!"

Anyway, I have the hero in hand and the resurrection armor in hand, so I am afraid that you will fail!

Yaji raised the corners of her mouth, looked up to the sky and laughed, sneering like every emotional villain: "Ha ha... yes... how do you remember me..."

She said desolately: "You are a cultivator, you are a person of the righteous way, I am not worthy of you. So every time, you will forget me, no matter it is the previous life or this life, you will never remember me I."

This tone of voice, this line, sounds like a script of revenge and slap in the face of an abandoned woman from a good family after being blackened.

Bridge got sacks!The girl!Don't just enter the NPC mode on your own!

What on earth should I remember about you!You were originally a character added suddenly, and you didn't exist in the original text, okay?

"Qin Hegui, you are so cruel! How dare you appear in front of me!"

"This……"

Qin Hegui was speechless. This familiar bloody plot and these stupid lines seemed to be another big pit waiting for him to jump down.

Liu Huangnian tilted his head, and smiled dimly, but his eyes were cold when he was smiling, "Senior brother, you are quite prosperous, when did you get involved in romantic debts? Behind my junior brother's back, he was flirting with other women, and he said the other way around." I always give up..."

Who is more prosperous than peach blossoms than you?

"What are you messing around with?"

Qin Hegui was speechless. He hadn't figured out the situation yet. There were wolves before and tigers behind. He hurriedly said, "Wait! Wait! Who are you, big sister!"

Yaji flicked her sleeves and said loudly: "I am your wife!"

Qin Hegui:? ? ?

I was originally here to fight monsters, I went through 81 disasters, died twice, was chased by a tiger, hacked by Liu Huangnian, hungry and finally found the boss, but you tell me you are my wife?

When did I have a wife?Send God to spoil your wife just by wearing a book?Start with level 12 SVIP?One knife 999999?Greedy x Blue Moon?

"Don't try to renege on your debts!" ​​Yaji said majesticly, "I have a token of love!"

Welcome to the low-profile versions of "I Have a Love with a Female Ghost", "The Love Between a Ghost and a Ghost", "Ghost of a Ji Female" and "My Female Ghost Girlfriend".

Qin Hegui didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and laughed angrily, "Miss, why don't I know about such a big deal."

Ya Ji said angrily: "You know what a fart! What do you remember with your memory! I have been chasing you and beheaded for three lifetimes, and you still can't fucking remember my mother!"

It turns out that the relationship between the two of us only needs to be beaten and beaten.

Qin Hegui came to his senses and was startled: "Fuck, are you still reasonable?!"

Liu Huangnian suddenly made a sound, and said unhurriedly: "Gongsun Shisanniang, one of the four great generals of the demon clan in the Dharma-ending period, is good at dancing fans and swords, and is famous for Gongsun swordsmanship. She is a general under the command of General Yumian. But on the eve of the war with the human race, he betrayed the demon race and disappeared afterwards."

Yaji looked at him coldly.

Liu Huangnian smiled gently and said, "When I was studying the Records of the Immortal Realm, I found it boring, and I only memorized a little content. At that time, I wondered where Gongsun Shisanniang went to have a good time, and whether she was really as beautiful as the book said. Today When I saw it, it was really extraordinary.”

Yaji was a little surprised, she pursed her lips and said, "Smart. How did you recognize it?"

"It's very simple. This mountain ghost is a unique monster of the demons, but there are very few of them. It is said in the book that you love this kind of monster. It is rumored that you took a mountain ghost with you when you left the demons. General Yumian was furious After that, all the other mountain ghosts were burned to death, and there are no more mountain ghosts in the demon race in the world. This junior suddenly remembered that in this world, you are probably the only one who has mountain ghosts."

Liu Huangnian said again slowly: "After all, the mountain ghosts have attacked our brothers and sisters several times in a row, so it's hard not to make me doubt your existence."

Yaji praised: "That's right, I am Gongsun Shisanniang."

"So senior, why do you say that you are my elder brother's wife? There is a full 100 years difference between him and your era. The difference in identities between the two of you is even greater. You are the god of war in ancient times, and he is only in the golden core period. Little monk."

Liu Huangnian smiled but said slowly: "What's more, before we enter the Qingyun Sect, we have to take a physical examination. Only those with a clean heart and few desires can pass. Senior brother is absolutely innocent, so where did he get his wife?"

Qin Hegui saw that what he said was logical, although he didn't understand, he still echoed him: "That's right, that's right."

"Besides, humans and demons are in a truce period, and a human-devil peace treaty has been signed, but you are killing indiscriminately in this peach blossom garden, and even sneak attacking our brothers and sisters many times. What is your intention?"

Qin Hegui continued to nod his head and echoed, "That's right, well said, what are your intentions?"

Yaji lowered her eyes, with a bit of melancholy in her eyes, but her mouth was merciless: "What's the intention? Don't you just want to kill you? You don't have any clues in your heart?"