[Short story] I am not a cat

61.

I laughed and showed the emoticon pack I made to Meng Huo, who raised his paw and was about to call on my face.So I ran away with my mobile phone, and it jumped down to chase me.

"Why are you chasing me~" I raised my voice and asked while running, as if I was holding a bottle of Jizhi syrup in my hand.

Seeing how stingy it is, it seems that I haven't been able to shoot emojis in the past few days.

62.

My [The hat you gave me is so warm.gif] has been reposted by several cute pet bloggers, and my Weibo account has also increased a lot of fans.

In the next few weeks, I also took several emoticons, such as [I can’t explain this to you because I’m just a kitten.jpg] with two grids up and down, [ Can I.jpg], [I am a cat bug.jpg] in a ball... But somehow, there is a picture of [kneeling.jpg] with one paw propped on the table and only the upper body exposed. The other one I took from the bottom up [Contempt of the King.jpg] won unanimous praise from the public.

And the ones with the highest likes in the comments are "Meng Tiao is good!! I'm dead!!", "I can!!", "A is blown up, I want to give birth to a kitten for you!"...

"What's the meaning of A?" I turned my head to look at Meng Piao, who was dissatisfied with Wangzhi's contempt for me because I had been shooting emojis like crazy recently, "Someone said they would give birth to a kitten for you, you are really amazing."

"Meow~" It shook its tail and jumped off my desk, rubbing against my trouser legs.

"Why, don't please me. There are so many people lined up to be your girlfriend, how handsome, and I'm just a shovel for you."

"Meow——" it raised its paw to hold my hand.

I turned my head away from him, trying to hold on to my last pride.

63.

I say this because, once, I posted an elegant video of Meng walking catwalks on the ground.As a result, my legs and shoes took up a lot of space because the recording angle was not very good.As a result, there was one piece below, "Poop shoveler, quickly take back your jio! Let me see the little baby Meng Huo!", "The view is too poor to eat! I want to retake!", "I can!!" ...

It makes me very angry now.

I think that my heroic figure, Chen Yuyao, will one day be inferior to a cat!

64.

But who told this cat to be my little baby!

Forget it, he must follow his master!

In the end, I couldn't hold it back, stretched out a hand tremblingly and pulled it.

ah!Cat pad pad!

We are reconciled!

You are doing the right thing!

65.

In this way, the small days went on day by day, and it has been more than a month since Meng Du came to my house in a blink of an eye.

His favorite thing to do these days is climb up the cat climbing frame and jump onto my desk.If I am sitting on a chair and playing with my mobile phone, it will jump on my lap to take a nap. If I am using a computer, it will lie quietly on the table and squint to look at the screen.

Although I always have a sense of shame that my privacy is being peeped at, but how can a cat pose any threat?It must be all my illusion.

I often play computer games recently, because a brother asked me if I want to play a game called "X-Man Love [-]".

In addition to the poor optimization, the game experience is quite good. Of course, the most important thing is that my brother wants to pull me to play.

However, I gradually discovered that his purpose of pulling me to play was not so pure, and finally one day I made it clear: "Do you want to date online?"

"You know what, that's called looking for love!" He became angry from embarrassment.

"Then why did you drag me here?"

"I can't find how boring it was to be alone before! And you've only been with the cat and not me recently."

"Hey." I threw up.

You're no match for my cat, I thought.

66.

My brother broke up with me because of a trivial matter, and it was all the fault of this ghost net three.

A few days ago in the gang he kept talking to a girl who asked me if he could have a romantic relationship with me because he thought my voice was nice.I politely declined for a long time and vehemently reassured my brother, but neither seemed to work.

She told me that it absolutely has nothing to do with reality, it’s just a small fight on the Internet, and it’s fine to form a team once in a while.I really couldn't stand her daily news bombardment, so I reluctantly agreed.In fact, I think she might just use me as a shield.

But my brother didn't take it seriously, he insisted that I was confronting him.

"What exactly do you like about him?" Finally one day I couldn't help asking.

He changed hands and sent me a photo, "Goddess! It's in her space! Didn't you see it? Then what kind of relationship do you have with her?"

I clicked on it and looked at it. She was a very cute girl, but the traces of retouching were so obvious.But I decided not to tell him the reason, for fear that he would collapse.

Of course, after a few days, he called me and asked me out to play golf, and the matter was over.

Perhaps he is used to it.

67.

Meng Tu seems to be angry with me these few days, making me fearful all day long, for fear that if I accidentally step on the minefield of the king and Laozi.

Every day I talk to it in a low voice, but it turns its buttocks and ignores me, and only occasionally makes a tearing roar.

But I thought that I didn’t do anything bad in the past few days. I didn’t tease an unknown kitten on the street, I didn’t go to a cat cafe, I didn’t add spinach to its cat food, and I didn’t take pictures of emoticons that ruined its image.I dedicate all my time to it except for the small moments when I play games.

Is it because of playing games?

But I used to hold my mobile phone and swipe a lot more time than this, and I was not unhappy when I saw it.

This silly cat must have kicked his nose in the face.

But I have no other way, I can only turn on the computer to vent my anger in depression.

68.

"Oh, you said your cat has been ignoring you recently?" My "Qingyuan" asked.

"Yeah, the relationship was very good before. But it's not a problem recently, I'm almost bored to death." I grabbed the mouse and chatted with her one after another.

"How old is your cat?"

"It's been seven or eight months, and I'm not sure."

"If I've been sticking with you all this time, could it be that the estrus is coming?" The words were right.

I was stunned with the hand holding the mouse. I hadn't thought much about it, but judging by the time, it seemed to be the case.

"How do you know so well? Do you also have cats at home?"

"I have a Siamese cat, a little female cat."

"Coincidentally! My family is also Siamese. Then..."

69.

After my careful observation, when I took Mengba out of the house recently, it did look around a lot, especially when it saw other cats, it would stop for a few seconds, and the next step was to get up and play hooligans.

Finally, ignoring its struggles, I picked it up.

"Meng Tu, you are already a mature big cat. Although I don't want to interfere with your life affairs, you should always be careful the first time." I looked directly into its eyes seriously.

"Meow!" It kicked its legs, obviously resisting me extremely.

I sighed, the feeling of being rejected by my son is really not something ordinary people can bear.But I firmly believe in my heart that this is just a temporary pain. When we meet and finish the day after tomorrow, Meng Hu will be able to become my beloved kitten again, and I will be able to run towards the light again.

So I made up my mind, "I made an appointment with a friend to meet me the day after tomorrow. Her family lives in Z City very close to here, and she happened to come over for business... There is a one-year-old female Siamese in her house. I saw the photo, You look beautiful, and you two are a good match."

70.

I'm sorry, I'm not a good father, I'm ashamed of myself for forcing you to go on a blind date!

Meng Tu stopped flailing, and just stared at me with those deep sea-like eyes, as if he wanted to drown my soul.

"Uh... I know it's not a good thing to do... But have you been in heat recently? It will be hard if you don't deal with it?"

I am the one who suffers!I feel sick to death!No masturbation, no hugs, I can only watch the videos I made before to continue my life every day, and the notifications on Weibo are full of updates.

"Meow." It yelled in a tone I had never heard before, a little helpless and a little resentful.At the moment when I was stunned, it shook its body and jumped down lightly.

All that was left of me was a back with a drooping tail.

71.

Okay, although I'm in a low mood, I still have to see what should be seen.

Coincidentally, that friend is my "Qingyuan" who chatted with me online a few days ago.Although it was agreed that it would never involve reality, I still crossed the line first.

And I was secretly looking forward to it.

Last night I spent a long time picking out clothes under Meng Tu's scrutiny.

Have I changed?

No, am I sick?

72.

I led the sullen Meng Huo to the largest pet hospital in the city to meet her.

Well, I take back what I said before, her retouching marks are not obvious at all, it might be better to say that she looks much better in person than in the photos.

"Are you Mr. Chen?" She looked at me approaching and smiled at me.

"Hmm...hmm." My eyes wandered, and I wiped my sweat with my wrist unnaturally, "S city is a bit hotter than Z city, I'm sorry to trouble you for a trip."

"It's okay, I was going to come." She was generous, "You are more handsome than I imagined, and you are not a loss."

I laughed awkwardly, and she knelt down to look at Meng Piao.

"Your cat is so cute!" she exclaimed, "but why does it look at me so fiercely?"

I picked up the little boy who was undoubtedly looking at Xia Yuan viciously, "No, no, it looks like this to everyone, I'm woken up by it three times a day when I sleep."

"It's cool, my little one will like it." She motioned me to follow her, "Let's see if it is interested in my little one."

73.

"My little one likes yours very much. It's rare to see him so interested." Xia Yuan folded her arms and leaned against the wall.

I am a little speechless looking at the delicate scene now.

Meng Hu?What are you doing?This little female cat is so pretty, why don't you rush up and do it?Where is your glory?

Even if you don't want to show your majesty, you won't be chased, right?

You still look at me?You still look at me?You have lost all my old face and you still look at me?

fuck you!coward!Meng You coward!

You are ashamed of those hundreds of thousands of netizens who want to give you kittens!

Wait, aren't you impotent?

74.

"Miss Xia, I'm really sorry to have caused you to make a special trip." I bowed deeply to express my apology.

Xia Yuan touched her little baby who was still staring at Meng Tuo, and sighed. "Usually my family doesn't want it. This situation is really rare. It doesn't matter, at least I saw you."

She took out her mobile phone and looked at the time, "It's getting late, then I'll go to the station to buy a ticket and go back."

"Wait, let me help you pay the toll. After all, I brought up this matter." I was ashamed and ashamed, and hurriedly took out my phone.

She looked at me thoughtfully for two seconds, "Okay, then add a WeChat. I'll tell you the fare later."

"Okay." I nodded, "Then shall I take you to the long-distance station?"

She waved her hand, "No trouble, your cat seems to be very tired, you should go back and rest quickly. Wechat will contact you again."

I hesitated for a moment, then looked down and saw that Meng Tuo was indeed in a bad state, so I stopped insisting.

"Then be careful on the road." I said.

75.

"What's the matter, little brother, you're not giving me face today." As soon as I opened the door, Meng Tiao slipped in.

I chased it and begged for mercy: "I didn't do well in this matter, but your performance is too bad."

It crawled into the cat climbing frame's own den, turned its head in, and left me with only a back.

"Oh, don't..." I had no choice.

"You're not really impotent, are you?" Chao whispered.

"Meow!" Super loud.

And angry.

76.

I looked at the number Xia Yuan sent me, and casually sent her a red envelope.

"Too many!" She replied in seconds.

"It's okay, I owe you today." I sent.

Then there was no response for a long time, so I checked Weibo.

"Come back, shit shoveler! I want to watch my house walk around!"

"Poop shoveler, I don't dislike you anymore! Begging for an update!"

……

Looking at these news, I just feel that the former happiness has turned into the current bitterness.

Looking at the dark cat nest, Meng Tiao still didn't turn his head, I couldn't help frowning.Having lost my temper for so long, even I have times when my patience runs out.

The phone vibrated twice, and I looked down to read the new message.

"Qingyuanyuan good night." It was Xia Yuan who sent it.

I stretched my brows, feeling a little flattered again.

77.

Although I fell asleep sweetly this night, I didn't feel very good in my sleep.

Is someone touching my face?

Hiss - pinch me!

The body is still a little hot!

hateful!I can't wake up!

Uh - help!

Help!

help me!

78.

As the daylight gradually brightened, the curtains could no longer bear the scorching heat, and its value was squeezed out into water vapor that drifted away with the wind.

I opened my eyes in a daze, I believe last night was just the same nightmare as usual, when I opened my eyes I still...

Huh?

Huh? ?

Why is there a man in my bed? !

I looked over carefully, he seemed to be still asleep.The eyelashes are slender and slightly curled up, the bridge of the nose is straight, but the lips are a bit thin and lacklustre.

But rather than saying that his lips were bloodless, it would be better to say that his entire face was bloodless and a little pale.

I opened my mouth to ask, but before the first sound came out, his eyelashes trembled like a butterfly about to fly, but he woke up first.

"Here you are," he said.

The voice is a bit hoarse, but very deep and pleasant.

But what the hell are you here?Shouldn't you be awake?This is my home, okay?

But then I was surprised to find that his slowly opened eyes were the same color as my Meng Piao!Unmistakable through the blue.

Who are you?I want to ask this.

But when he made a sound, it was a "meow——"

79.

Wait a minute?Who meowed?

I tried to speak again, but the only thing I could say was "Meow-meow-meow?"

I felt something was wrong, so I slowly moved my gaze down.

Fuck, who the hell is this claw!Why are you so close to me!Why did my right paw move when I waved my right hand?

I tried to stand up on the bed again, but when I did, I was standing on all fours, and my eye level was a bit short.

"Don't try it." The man across the way yawned and picked up a mirror from the desk over me.

"You've become a cat," he said.

80.

I turned into a cat?

Meow meow meow?

But I'm not a cat?

I stare at "myself" in the mirror, I move my "right hand" and it moves its right paw, I stick out my tongue and it sticks out its tongue, I wag my tail and it wags its tail.

etc? !I am human?I can't wag my tail? !

I manipulated the part that human beings have degenerated to nothing, and I couldn't help crying, feeling that it can't be a lie.

but……

The puppet cat in the mirror is so cute.

And is……

I raise my right paw.

really!Powder pad pad!