[Short story] I am not a cat

81.

No, now is not the time to be happy.

I turned to look at the person who had just gotten up, and then turned back immediately.

Why the hell are you naked?

82.

Then I heard the sound of a cabinet being opened.

"Yuyao...your clothes seem to be..." I heard someone call me, and I turned my head back reflexively, "It's a bit small."

A little small is a little small, it doesn't matter.

The point is, the point is, why do you show me your clothes without your underwear on?

Heh, the big chic looks like the real thing.

83.

"I'm not kidding you." I heard him chuckle, then opened the door on the other side of the cabinet, took out a set of short-sleeved jeans and put them on.

Um?Strange, I don't have his size in my closet, where the hell did it come from?

But this is not particularly important, let’s put it aside for a while, the most important thing right now is——

"Meow?" Who the hell are you?

He sat down, and the mattress sank in a piece.Then he blinked innocently, "I'm Meng Tu."

Meng Meng Meng Meng Meng Meng?

Damn you, I'm still Doraemon!

But I still hurriedly looked at the little nest on the cat climbing frame. Meng Tu, who was still nesting in it last night, was really gone.

"Meow?" Where's my cat?I glared at him.

"Aren't you a cat now?"

"Meow?" I said where is Meng Piao?

"Aren't I here?"

Why is this person so rascal?How can you compare to one-tenth of my love for cats?But since you keep insisting that you are my cat, I want to test you.

I'll give you a proposition for your debut!

"Meow——" The hat you gave me——

"It's so warm." He didn't stop, and took it very smoothly.He also showed a mouthful of white teeth in a smile, feeling eerie.

I trembled.

84.

My mobile phone was also "shocking" at the same frequency as me.

Just as I was about to pounce to see if I had received another message, the phone was taken from my side by the man who called himself Meng Tuo.

"Good morning, Qingyuanyuan." He looked at the phone and read out the words one by one in a rhythmic tone, then looked at me and repeated it strangely, "Good morning, Qingyuanyuan."

"Huh? Xia Yuan? Is that the little bitch who met you yesterday?" He raised an eyebrow.

"Meow!" You are the little bitch!I rushed up to snatch my phone.

"Why are you so excited, don't be impulsive." He threw away my mobile phone, clasped my two waving front paws with one hand, and took me into his arms with the other hand.

Then he smiled slightly, "Let's see if she still remembers you."

85.

I was taken aback, but I didn't understand the deep meaning behind his words, I was just screaming wildly because my hands and feet were restrained.

I just heard him press the voice in WeChat, "Miss Xia, do you know my name?"

After a while, the phone vibrated again, he clicked on the voice and turned on the speaker, I also stopped shouting and pricked up my ears to hear what he was up to.

"I know, aren't you Mr. Meng Tumeng? Your cat... I mean, what's wrong with Yuyao, why is it barking all the time? Has the estrus period passed yet?"

"Oh..." The man named Meng Tu lowered his head and asked me, "Is the estrus period over?"

I was stunned.

86.

The situation is a bit grim right now.

Although I temporarily accepted the fact that I became a cat, but according to what this man just showed me, I was forgotten by the people of this world!

In other words, Meng Tuo and I switched identities, just like people suddenly added a memory of "I raised a cat named Meng Tuo" at that time.

Fuck, it's all your fault?

But why?

Doesn't it seem like everything in the past was fake?

Family members, friends, even the cat named Meng Tu who has been with me for a month are all fake?

So am I real or fake?

If I'm fake, what is real?

Am I a man or a cat?

87.

"Stupid, what are you thinking, of course you are human." Meng Tiao, okay, let me admit that he is a Siamese cat that has turned into a human and said while stroking my head.

"Meow?" Did you do it?

"Yeah, I cast a magic spell."

"Meow?" Why?

"Why..." He looked up at the ceiling for a while, "Of course it's because I like you."

you like me?You like my balls!Yesterday you would rather not have a cat sleep with me!

Regardless of my anger, he continued, "So I begged the gods to turn me into a human, but I didn't expect you to be turned into a cat. Oh, what a mistake."

Make up, you continue to make up, please continue your performance.

"I'm so pitiful, I like you so much, but you still want to cuckold me." His voice suddenly became cold, and although I was in the scorching summer, I seemed to have fallen directly into an ice hole.

So I decided to use my strengths as a cat to pretend to be cute.

"Meow woo woo~" comes with a triple wag.

88.

What to do, life has to go on.Fortunately, my two elders have traveled around the world and can't see that their own son has turned into a cat. There is still a month before I leave school. I might have a chance to change back.

But what if I can't change back and they can't remember me?

I can't even think about it.

I sighed, "Meow meow meow meow?" How long will I be like this, will I come back within a month?

Sitting on the sofa, Meng Tuo skillfully held my phone with one hand and played with the other hand, and replied casually: "Probably, I don't know either."

I symbolically patted my former cat twice, "Meow!" That's my phone!

"It's mine now." He returned it to me twice in retaliation, "Hey, Tang Baicai asked if you met her little goddess yesterday."

Soup cabbage?Isn't "Tang Bai Cai" the nickname I gave to Brother La Wo Gui Wang Sana?But it's weird, and I didn't add such a note to him, how did Meng Tuo know?

"Meow, meow." You will meet him now, and I will accept her as a goddess now.

"Tch, she can also be called a goddess? Your vision is too bad." He typed a few words casually, "I just took you to block your goddess."

"Meow!?" I gasped.

89.

God damn it!

brothers!

I Buddha!

That's my love!

Now you eat my clothes, wear mine, use mine, and you still delete my friends?

I had a grudge against you in my previous life?

90.

Meng Huo.

Even if you were once my dream cat.

What you did today also disappointed me too much.

As long as you don't become a cat for a day, I won't forgive you for a day.

Since then, we have been at odds.

91.

When I was thinking so furiously, he lifted my cute little jio and made me stand upside down.

"What are you thinking, as for you? You're so narrow-minded." He patted my butt.

"Meow!" Put me down, you little red bastard!

"Meow!" You deleted my friend!

"Meow! Meow!" You are narrow-minded!Your mind is a fucking needle!

"Okay." He let go of his hand, and I quickly turned my face on the sofa with a difficult 360-degree turn in the air.

"Then let me ask you, how long have we known each other?" He propped his chin and looked at me with his only eyes similar to Meng Tuo.

"Meow." More than a month.

He opened his mouth, hesitant to speak, but in the end he didn't say the words from the initial mouth shape.

"What about you and that bitch... and that girl?"

"Meow?" Ten days?

"Then what do you think I am inferior to her?"

Um? ? ? ?

92.

No, Meng Tu, Dad can understand that you became a human being and can't master human language proficiently, but you can't use it indiscriminately?

You're all right as a cat, I might, no, I'd gladly accept that from you.But you are a big man now, a man taller than me, you can't say that.

This should be regarded as a problem statement, and things will happen if you do this.

"What do you mean?" He shook my two front paws, obviously urging me.

"Meow..." You are a man... I said hesitantly.

"I'm not? I'm a cat."

"Meow..." Then you are a cat...

"But you are also a cat now."

"Meow!" I will become a human!

"Then I am a person now, why should I be inferior to her?"

???

What kind of logic genius are you?

93.

"Meow!" Then no matter what, you are a little tomcat and a male!How can you compare blindly with other girls!

"Really?" He lay down and put me on his belly, "But I don't think gender doesn't matter? But you like her appearance very much, you are very capable."

Are you talking about a problem again?

But wait, by the way, when did Meng Tuo start to be unhappy?Is it after I start playing the game?

I suddenly had an idea, "Meow?" Were you angry because Xia Yuan was in love with me?

"Hmph." He snorted softly, "You finally reacted?"

"Meow?" Then why did you keep running when you saw her cat?

"Fuck, I'll get angry when you mention that." He suddenly slapped his thigh, "I can't see anyone in heat, okay! And you didn't see the arrogant posture of her cat, I won't run away She's afraid she's going to fuck me."

Is it so serious... It seems that female cats are really not easy to mess with.

My momentum of punching ten times with one punch died down in an instant.

94.

But then I got excited again.Yes, now that he has become a human being, he can communicate with me, so I can take this opportunity to know what he likes?This way I can get closer to my little Siam when I change back again!

"Meow?" Then what kind of cat do you like?

He didn't speak but suddenly looked away from me, and his face seemed to be slightly red?

I suddenly felt something was wrong, the alarm bells were ringing in my heart, and I was about to stop it.

"You are like this." But he said one step ahead of me, "I like it the most."

95.

no……

big brother...

bro...

A little bit of information today...

Ah, it's getting late, the moon is up, I think I might climb up my cute cat climbing frame and hide in my cozy little nest to sleep.

Maybe everything will be fine tomorrow.

With that in mind, I raised my paw and turned to leave.

"Wait a minute, where are you going?" A hand skillfully grabbed my tail.

I turned my head back stiffly and slowly, and saw Meng Piao smiling like a Rakshasa.

Sigh, your face is so pretty, your eyes are so charming, why don't you smile so wickedly at every turn, it's ruining your outlook.

This pretty Rakshasa thin lips parted slightly, "Don't you have anything to say?"

96.

express?What do I mean?

Do you want Lihua to stage an infatuated drama with tears, or spread your wings and fly to give you a hug of love?

It's the best way to say that I don't express it now. Why don't you understand this simple truth?

I'm already trying to suppress the goosebumps, don't underestimate my hard work!

But how can I tell him this, am I not committing suicide.

"Woo..." Ah, I am very happy...

"Meow..." I like you too... when you were a little Siamese.Of course I didn't say the second half of the sentence.

"Oh." He let go of my tail, and raised the corners of his mouth in satisfaction, "Then do you mind if I delete your little goddess?"

"Meow meow meow." I don't mind it or not, I shook my head again and again with sincere eyes.

97.

I can fuck you.

Little spicy chicken.

98.

How should I put it, except for the occasional inappropriate wording, Meng Tuo is still very good at being a shit-shoveling officer.He took good care of me and was very skilled, as if he had done it many times before.

Maybe it's because he used to be a cat.

But for some reason, he wants me to sleep with him every night.

That's fine, after all, it's my bed, why should I sleep in that dry kitten's bed instead of the soft quilt?A man needs to be able to bend and stretch, but I'm not as narrow-minded as he is.

But you can't hug me like a doll every night, can you?

I'm going to suffocate, I'm going to suffocate!

Don't stretch me out!I don't want to grow longer!

ah!my tail!

Where is the hand touching!take it back! !

99.

Hold.

This dog day life.

Ah no, cat day life.

Ah no, Japanese cat's cat birth.

100.

I want to sue Meng Tu.

He won't let me go downstairs.

It's also called this to eliminate the hidden danger that I was hooked by those little wild cats downstairs and didn't know to come back.

I don't understand, am I that kind of person, that kind of cat?

No matter how cute and charming the little wild cat downstairs is, even if I live in my house for a whole day so that I treat me like a terrorist, no matter how bullied I am, I can't just leave my house and not go back, right?

No?

I bother!

If you say no, then no?

You are a fart.

He understands me quite well.