[Cun Grass] My wife has a big brain

1.

Although this head-to-head confrontation between the Righteous Way and the Eight Buds is full of magic, Fu Zixi is undoubtedly the most difficult one.

There is no other reason. Fu Zixi's taste in choosing a female partner has always been "a rose with thorns is worth buying", so all he has provoked over the years are some women who are not easy to mess with. Now that the fish pond is full of stars, he should bear the responsibility The consequences of being ruthlessly besieged and beaten.

He and Gui Qilin were running for their lives under the fancy killer moves of various beauties, really embarrassed, and suddenly caught a glimpse of the supercomputer behind Di Ming out of the corner of his eye, smoking.

With a faint hope, he shouted: "The evil kings of the heavens!"

——Then sent another ray of evil power.

After the slight sound of cracking, the super computer screen cracked, Yu Xiaoyao and the evil kings of the heavens who had been formatted and returned to their original appearance rushed from the inside out at the same time, the two big men perfectly collided and got stuck in the not spacious room. within the screen frame.

"Uh...uh... who are you, please let me go out first..."

Yu Xiaoyao had just regained consciousness, before he could figure out what had happened, he saw the darkness and silence in front of him, almost claustrophobic, suddenly a light came in, subconsciously ran out, who knew that when he was about to go out, suddenly someone squeezed in .

Emperor Yao Tian Yao tried to move to the left, but failed, then tried to move to the right, but failed again, and was forced to give up struggling with blank eyes: "Uh...can't move."

Earth Ming: "..."

——He thought about the scene of reunion many times, but he never expected that Yu Xiaoyao was not stuck in the gate of heaven, but in the gate of dreams.

Ghost Qi Lord: "..."

——He knew that the evil god of Baqi had a small hobby of giving plastic surgery to his subordinates, but... no, who are you, dear friend?How could the enchanting and evil kings of heaven and evil become old in the blink of an eye?

Yu Xiaoyao turned his face to look at Di Ming with difficulty: "...Hey, Di Ming, come and help me, I'm also Xuanhuang Sancheng, do you want to see me stuck in the door?!"

"……what."

Di Ming withdrew his thoughts, let out a "ha" of unknown meaning, but did not move.

On the contrary, Jun Fengtian forced away the King Yasha Xiao who was fighting fiercely with him, flew over and slashed down with his sword, and rescued Yu Xiaoyao and Emperor Yan Tianyao who were stuck.

"Huh... finally saved!" Yu Xiaoyao covered his chest and panted heavily, raised his eyes to look at Jun Fengtian in shock, and immediately cried "Wow" after this glance: "Fengtian, why have you become so vicissitudes! Hey, The face has also become round, is the Confucian food good?"

Jun Fengtian opened his mouth several times, hesitated to speak, and finally turned back to the business: "...to deal with the eight tribes first."

"Eight tribes..." Yu Xiaoyao frowned and looked at Emperor Yan Tianyao who had a blank face: "Brother, may I ask who you are?"

Emperor Yao Tian Yao only felt that the chaos in front of his eyes made him very sad, and he couldn't help thinking about it: "It's such a chaotic fight, I don't know how many people are hurt, even if it doesn't hurt people, what should I do if I hurt flowers and plants? "

An Yu, who was kicked away by Huang Ru for several steps, looked at him coldly: "You are not the evil king of the heavens, who are you?"

"Hmm..." Emperor Yao Tian Yao lost his memory and ignored An Yu's doubts. He ordered his near-spiritual cultivation to sweep the audience, and the people in the battle were forced to separate. Immediately after that, flowers bloomed under his feet. In an instant, the scene turned into a splendid sea of ​​flowers.

The herd of green cows who are besieging Qingyangzi and harvesting thousands of catastrophes stop their madness, and start grazing leisurely with their tails flicked. The blue sky and white clouds, the sea of ​​colorful flowers, and the wind blowing the grass look down on the cows, which is an idyllic scene.

The Pagoda of Rebirth Without Phase also changed the extremely lyrical soundtrack very appropriately——

"The mountains and fields are full of flowers, the beauty you long for so much. Look at the mountains and fields, do you still feel lonely..."

Hearing this song, Emperor Yao Tian suddenly felt heart palpitations.

What did he forget, what should he remember, but the memory was blank.

"Ah..." He couldn't help hugging his head, and the pain in his head repeatedly hit him.

Yu Xiaoyao had the same reaction.

He also felt as if he had forgotten something important.

So after being framed by Carmen, the two of them hugged their heads and bent down at the same time.

Fu Zixi: "..."

... This hope, ghosts really don't understand, who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do?As for cause and effect, logic, have they all been eaten by someone? !

"A man close to the gods?" Huang Ru and Jian Ru saw the cultivation level of Emperor Tian Yao, and couldn't help guessing its origin. Feng Ru seized the short truce to heal the injury of the disciple.

At this moment, a crane flew up in the clear sky, and during its fall, its body swelled rapidly. After approaching the ghost unicorn, it suddenly reached out its sharp beak and grabbed the ghost unicorn master's back collar, and took it away.

The sunny weather created by the near-spiritual cultivation changed instantly, and the thin mist hit again.

2.

The Dream God brought Yi Congyao down to the universe.

"What an interesting place."

She looked at the random images on the screen with great interest, and with a flick of her sleeve, the screen immediately split the screen to present the live battle between good and evil.

The second level of the dream has already started. The ghost unicorn was carried by the amazing crane king and flew all the way to the seal of the ghost prison in the West Huang Buddhist Realm. The magnificent giant door, the button beside the door flashes red light, and the prompt sound "click me, click me".

Fu Zixi: "..."

To be honest, ghosts really don't want to point you.

Based on his many years of experience, Fu Zixi judged that once the door was opened, nothing good would happen. However, the Crane King stood aside and stared at him, impatiently pecking him on the head with his sharp beak, as if reminding him that if he didn't move, he would help him with the next bite. Move your head.

Fu Zixi thought to himself that the worst fate for him today would be to be torn to pieces by the liquidation of the romantic debts of the past, and he simply smashed the pot and hit the door button.

Immediately, the prompt sounded loudly: "The door to the new world has opened—!"

There was a glare of white light in front of his eyes, and Fu Zixi opened his eyes again, it really was a new space-time scene.

There is a lot of traffic, skyscrapers, and a constant flow of people.

The two most conspicuous building complexes standing opposite him, one is "Yunhai Group" and the other is "Ghost Prison Biotechnology Group".

The troublemaker Qizhu showed a confused look.

"Teacher Fu? Teacher Fu?" The younger brother who was carrying the camera on the opposite side poked his head out strangely: "What, did you forget the words?"

Fu Zixi's lips moved and he was about to speak, when suddenly a paragraph of narration was forced into his mind - Fu Zixi, a comedian from Shanghai School, the head master of Fuyun Club.

... Floating Cloud Society? ? ?

Seeing that his expression was not right, the recording and broadcasting director handed in a "card" and signaled to other staff members to stop work, then walked to Fu Zixi's side, put his arm around his shoulder and said in a low voice, "Did you date another girl last night? Can you be more restrained? The recent ratings... You should pay more attention to it."

Fu Zixi: "..."

"Okay, okay, let's record the next frame first, and that's it for today."

The director pushed Fu Zixi in front of the camera, and Fu Zixi suddenly felt out of control, and couldn't help turning around, raising a fan to the sky with one hand and resting his eyebrows with the other, and sighed deeply: "God horses~~ are all floating clouds~~~"

Fu Zixi: "..."

... The ghost has never been so ashamed in all his life! ! !

After the recording and broadcasting ended, Fu Zixi trudged into the nanny car and returned home.

The ghost unicorn sat comfortably on the balcony watching the scenery, and from time to time bowed his head to take a sip of fat house water.

Seeing Fu Zixi come back, it flicked its tail: "Come back?"

"Are you adapting well?" Fu Zixi tried to activate the internal force, but found that there was no internal force in the body, and was a little worried: "What is the situation now?"

"A dream of yellow beams, once it comes, it will be safe."

As the ancestral guardian beast of the Fu family, Ghost Qilin is well-informed, but he has some clues about it. Thinking of the fact that he has been running around with Fu Zixi for many years, it is rare to be at ease. Even in a dream at this moment, he doesn't feel uncomfortable. what's wrong.

"Dream? Such a real dream, the person behind it makes the ghost curious."

The ghost unicorn got up leisurely, walked to the sofa, brought a playbook to Fu Zixi to take it: "After you finish reading this playbook, you can decide whether you want to continue to be curious."

"Ok?"

Fu Zixi was thinking about the meaning of "Taiwan" in the dream world, opened the thick booklet and took a closer look, and was dazed.

This is a public welfare performance. Hundreds of big stars in the entertainment industry walked into famous companies for publicity and filming, showing the cutting-edge technology and corporate development in adversity, and he and his Fuyun Club selected two famous companies. , respectively Yunhai Biotechnology Group and Ghost Prison Pioneer Technology Group.

Fu Zixi: "..."

...Can ghosts refuse? !

3.

Due to the limitation of the dream, Fu Zixi couldn't refuse, because he wanted to have a good meal--there is no setting in this world that innately superior people don't need to eat and drink.

In the backstage of the studio, he memorized the script and lines with a numb face, and his partner was the famous mouth Qin Jiaxian.

In terms of gags alone, Fu Zixi can be called the head of Tianxie Eight, and the script writing is also in line with his usual style of painting. The encounter with Qin Jiaxian is a linkage between gods and immortals. After the organizer announced the news, many netizens expressed their anticipation.

Ghost Prison Pioneer Technology Group looks normal on the surface, and Bamian Guirong, who is in charge of reception, carefully introduces the company's development history, main production capacity and future direction, etc., as if we are an honest company and diligently doing research and development.

Fu Zixi: "..."

... The ghost couldn't believe that there would be such a simple thing!

During the filming of the show, Fu Zixi couldn't stand the weird and awkward character designs of the old acquaintances in the ghost prison in the past, so he slipped to the bathroom alone to change his mood.

He sat on the toilet for a long time to adjust, and then he turned the doorknob to go out, but there was a man standing in front of him with a face and clothes that were [-]% similar to his own.

"……you!"

Before he could react, he had already received an injection, and his consciousness soon became blurred.

Before he completely fell into a coma, he received the identity information of the uninvited guest—the Yuejiaozi, who made his debut in the national entertainment program "Super Imitation Show", and the imitation target was him.

...Even if the ghost is a ghost, I really want to ask what kind of ghost this is!

After putting down Fu Zixi, Yuejiaozi took out his laptop, hacked into the ghost prison monitoring system, opened the side door of the ghost prison group through remote operation, and modified the surveillance video at the same time. After doing all this, he picked up the walkie-talkie and said coldly: "It's ok."

Quickly sneaked into the ghost prison group through the side door, the black-haired young man who looked exactly like Yue Jiaozi nodded, and replied: "We will act separately."

Yue Jiaozi didn't care about the fainting Ghost Qizhu, straightened his clothes and walked back to the recording and broadcasting scene, putting on a Fuzixi-style uninhibited smile: "I'm sorry, sorry, the ghost has delayed everyone."

On the other side, the black-haired young man walked towards the R&D center of the Ghost Prison Group, swiped his card to enter the door, and entered the core experimental area all the way. He stared at the experimental specimens soaked in the container, with a cold smile on his face, and pressed the miniature camera on the imperceptible corner.

On the live broadcast, Bamian Guirong and An Ji, the deputy general manager of Ghost Prison Group, were showing the production line and products to everyone. By the way, they were playing a technical explanation video, and the screen suddenly switched.

Human bodies are soaked in rows of instruments, like an illegal research laboratory in a bio-horror movie.

After a few seconds of silence in the live broadcast room, it exploded.

"what is that?"

"...Human specimens?"

"?????"

Su Huanzhen, who was busy closing the Jiuluntian case in the Police Headquarters in a difficult situation, suddenly received a call from Qu Shitu.

"Old Su, something serious happened, hurry up and go online!"

"what's up?"

"The ghost prison group's illegal research has been exposed, but the online trolls are targeting the Yunhai group."

"what?"

Su Zhenzhen was surprised while turning on the computer. One after another of the unstoppable hot searches were all related to Yunhai Group and Ghost Prison Group. Without exception, they all involved "illegal biological research and development" and "cloning technology".

However, in just a few hours, the two major groups of Yunhai and Ghost Prison were picked up by netizens and trolls. The former president and the wife of the president have not been able to find out the strange murder of the murderer... The Internet Police Department is going crazy.

4.

When Fu Zixi was sober, he didn't know that there was a bloodbath on the Internet.

He walked out of the bathroom cautiously, almost bumping into the anxious Qin Jiaxian.

"Old ghost, you are always going to the toilet today, and you really know how to hide!"

"……what?"

"It's a mess, let's go, don't wade into the muddy water!"

Qin Jiaxian dragged him out, and all the employees of the Ghost Prison Group looked solemn and hurried along the way, and had no time to pay attention to them.

Not long after, a dozen police cars drove over.

Fu Zixi sat in the nanny's car in fear and asked Qin Jiaxian what happened.

"Unlucky!" Qin Jiaxian spat: "There must be ghosts in the Ghost Prison Group. Didn't you see it just now? I don't think the Yunhai Group will have to go next. Go as far as you can. These scandals in the business world are not enough. It's about our show business!"

Fu Zixi was still at a loss, and he waited all the way home before turning on the computer and starting to search.

But the Internet has been completely quiet, leaving only one announcement from the relevant department——

Regarding the matter of Yunhai Group and Ghost Prison Group, relevant departments are investigating. Netizens are requested to be cautious, abide by laws and regulations, and do not believe or spread rumors.

Fu Zixi: "..."

The ghost doesn't understand, the ghost is deeply shocked, the ghost decides to continue to be a cross talk actor, all the magic is floating clouds.

... Facts have proved that the desire to eat melons is no less than the instinct of eating, drinking, and lassing. Press the gourd to float the ladle, and no one dares to pick up the illegal research projects of the two major biological groups, and instead picked up the love and hatred between Jiutian Xuanzun and the world Love and hatred, ex-husband and ex-wife, sister and sister, true and false princes, the onlookers expressed that the melon fields were too big to eat.

The matter has been suppressed for a month, and the relevant department finally issued another announcement, confirming that both Yunhai Group and Ghost Prison Group are involved in illegal research and development projects such as human cloning, and will soon file a public prosecution.The announcement also stated that the two major groups have already used this technology to make finished products, including Di Moumou and Di Moumou, and are still under investigation.

Netizens exploded again.

"Does it mean that there are really clones?"

"Do clones have human rights?"

"I'm more concerned about whether human cloning is flawed"

……

The Ghost Prison Group has broken the law, and the unwilling Ghost Prison employees began to attack the Yunhai Group madly, saying that this technology was first developed by Jiutian Xuanzun, and there are still a few trolls behind the scenes, pretending to be Yunhai Group employees to scold ghosts Prison syndicates steal technology... make a mess.

At this time, Ghost Qizhu has given up thinking and concentrated on doing other programs, while Mr. Fei is sitting on the top floor drinking coffee.

"how do you feel?"

Mengshen sits opposite Yi Congyao while wearing Yi Congyao's skin.

Very Jun did not express his opinion, but only said: "Your conditions, I will fulfill them."

"Ha," Oneiroi smiled: "I like colorful, too single will inevitably be boring, such is the world of human consciousness... This is the end of the transaction, I wish you a sweet dream."

"Please."

Jun Fei raised his coffee cup to signal that he would not give it away, but Meng Shen turned slightly sideways to give a final reminder: "A good dream may not be as you wish."

You didn't take it seriously, and said to Yue Jiaozi who came out of the shadows: "Yue Qianxun did a good job this time, the fire is almost ready, let's withdraw the navy first."

5.

The incidents of the Yunhai Group and the Ghost Prison Group naturally spread to the village.

Several elders including Lin Tianxing and Yin Xiaoshen sat together for a meeting.

Lin Tianxing looked at Jun Fengtian and asked, "What are you going to do?"

Jun Fengtian frowned and did not say a word.

Xia Zhuyou and Wen Naihe sat on the sidelines from a distance, seeing the gloomy atmosphere, Xia Zhuyou said: "Forgive me, if the dream is to be broken, the only way to break the dream is to let Xuanzun Jiutian and Tianxia go to prison."

"I don't believe it! I don't believe Xuanzun did those things!" Yu Xiaoyao grabbed Jun Fengtian: "Fengtian, say something!"

Jun Fengtian didn't respond, and remained silent for a moment, then raised his head and said, "I want to write a statement, Yun Wanggui, please post it online for me."

"...Master."

Yu Lijing stopped Yun Wanggui and said, "Do it."

That night, Jun Fengtian issued a statement as the heir of the Yunhai Group, expressing respect for the law, hoping that his parents would cooperate with the investigation, and he would try his best to make up for the victims.

As soon as the statement came out, another bloodbath erupted. Some Internet celebrities even went to the village to check in and try to get close to Jun Fengtian. Fortunately, they were stopped by the police to warn them.

Soon, the public prosecution against Xuanzun Jiutian and Tianxia was about to begin, but Tianxia entered the closed ghost prison group building alone, and pressed an unknown mechanism.

The laboratory exploded on the spot.

The sealed test liquid volatilized in the air and soon enveloped the entire city. Infected people appeared one after another, and eventually spread from the city to the countryside.

Yun Wanggui kicked away a few infected people at the entrance of the village, his eyes twitching.

"Zombie???"

Xia Chenglin said to the rest of the crowd: "Slap the head!"

Yun Wanggui: "..."

Okay, Xia Chenglin seems to have remembered.

In other words, the dream has entered the third floor.

... How many layers are there? !