i'm a nerd

Because I expressed my heart to him in the palace a few days ago, he naturally avoided me. "

The prime minister was struck by lightning: "Show... your heart?! What kind of heart?"

I was shy: "Oh, you understand, I hate it, if people insist on telling it, they are thin-skinned..."

The prime minister was struck by lightning continuously, and I walked away bouncing and bouncing.

On a rare occasion, I didn't go anywhere and went straight home.Seeing the shocked look on the servant's face as if he had eaten suicide, I was very relieved.

It seems that your master and I really have a face full of anger and resentment. Looking at the resentful and obsessed eyes on each of your faces, what else can I say?Blame me for being handsome and rich? (All the servants said: Master, we were scared, not blinded by handsome.)

After entering the bedroom, I sat down and drank a cup of tea: "Your Excellency has been staring at me for a few days, do you see anything wrong?"

The man on the roof was startled, and then landed in front of me without making a sound, with his half-mask face slumped on the ground, and said: "Yes."

Wow, a living, cold-faced, paralyzed black-clothed abstinent mysterious male god, tsk tsk, see you for a long time, with a great figure.

Without changing my expression, I said, "Oh?"

Male god: "If you don't call me, I will think that you are not as powerful as in the legend, but you are just spreading rumors."

Me: "Your Excellency cares about my martial arts?"

Male God: "I came out this time just for you."

I laughed inscrutablely: "Your Excellency is really straightforward, but I don't have that kind of intention."

After that, the teacup in my hand went straight towards him, the tea in the cup remained unmoved, as calm as if it was placed on the table.The male god's eyes froze, and he raised his hand to catch the teacup, but his body was involuntarily backed away by the impact.

Looking down carefully, there is no shadow of the teacup in the hand, it is full of broken tiles, blood and wounds on the hand.

He raised his eyes, and I was still smiling, letting him look at me as if examining me.

After a while, he bowed to me, and said with a paralyzed face: "I lost."

I was noncommittal and continued drinking my tea.But he didn't intend to leave, he was still staring at me.

I raised my eyebrows: "What else is there for you?"

The male god took it for granted: "Staring at you."

I was surprised: "Why?"

Male god: "Because you beat me, I will find your weakness and win back."

This reason seems to be very strong.

I wonder: "It's inevitable that I have some privacy that I don't want others to see. Is it possible that Your Excellency will stare at me every day like these few days and never leave?"

The male god snorted coldly with disdain: "It's really private, I will avoid it."

Ok.

That night, I lay on the side of the bath in despair, looking at the paralyzed male god on the shore who used to hide and now watched openly, and ten thousand grass and mud horses ran past in my heart.

What about taboo? !They all lie to children.Also, what the hell is that suspicious blush on the back of your ear?Don't stare at me if you're shy!Looking at you and blushing with embarrassment, this puts me under a lot of pressure, pervert!

I coughed to hide my embarrassment: "Why don't you turn around, I don't mind."

The male god firmly shook his head: "No."

Hehe, I'm going to take off my pants, are you sure you don't turn around, I really have to take off my pants, I take off my pants, I take off, take off... take off.

The male god opened his eyes wide in an instant, and very consciously moved his eyes to my crotch, and then continued to open his eyes wide, showing an expression of disbelief.

Hmph, I disdain.How about it, I was finally scared by my size, it was really vulnerable.Although I have never used it once, I am still very confident.

The male god remained shocked for a long time, then quickly moved his eyes away and returned to his paralyzed face. This time, even the visible half of his face was flushed, and he whispered softly: "So small, so...cute."

"Boom!" Oh don't worry, that's the sound of my heart bursting.

Ten seconds later, I immersed myself in the water and pretended to be dead.Ah, how vulnerable I am.Is it true that the ancients were so straightforward?Please give me back my confidence.

Ma Ma, I want to go back to the 21st century.

Chapter 5

In this way, the male god was scared away.Haha, actually, I think I'm pretty good.A big problem was solved in an instant. (Actually, I am comforting myself who is underestimated somewhere)

I've been doing pretty well these few days, um, the emperor doesn't care, the prime minister doesn't love me, and the male god isn't around, it's great.

If there is no general like this passer-by who wants to invite someone to dinner, oh no, it is a birthday banquet for his old man.

I do not want to go.But there is no way, I am so dazzling, people invite me first.Hey, no way no way.

that night.Due to unknown reasons (well, because the emperor has also come and seems to be showing signs of calming down, and the prime minister on the opposite side is looking at me and the drinking crowd more and more sadly at the three of us. play eyes), I excused myself from the meeting.

Just kidding, I love peace.

As I walked through the dark and deep garden path, my mind was full of doubts.It stands to reason that today's birthday banquet, the general's mansion should be very busy, why is it so quiet.It's eerily quiet.

Immediately vigilant, when I walked to the end of the bridge corridor on the upper floor, when I felt the sudden breath behind me, I turned around suddenly, and stared at the figure on the other side of the dark corridor with my dark eyes.

After seeing it clearly, in an instant, my pupils narrowed extremely, and my eyes widened to an unbelievable degree. The coolness from the soles of my feet spread to my whole body, and I felt the long-lost feeling of suffocation in my heart.

I can completely imagine how horrible and hideous expression appeared on my face, which was as beautiful as a banished fairy.

Unable to control the hostility from the whole body.

Just looking at that man's face made me lose my mind.What's more, that person still dared to smile at me, just like him in the past, generally making people extremely disgusting!

I was so dumbstruck that I wanted to cut that person into pieces with sinister eyes, and watched him slowly approaching me.

Step by step, step by step, the slight, almost inaudible sound of footsteps fell in my ears, like an early warning of death.

Once upon a time, I was trapped in the dark basement every day, listening to his footsteps from far and near every day, implying the cruel and inhuman abuse I would receive next.

Perhaps it was the final fatal blow that completely shattered the strings of my reason.

I don't know how I revealed the hidden edge of the folding fan I used to play with...

How to slit the man's throat, wrists, ankles one by one, so that he can't move or react...

How to destroy the tongue that makes the sound that makes me collapse, the smiling face that makes me fall into the ice cave, the ruthless eyes that are like poisonous snakes in my eyes, the hands that play with me wantonly...

How to cut open his chest, take out his heart, and carefully look at the dark red heart that is still beating and bleeding out of the body...

I muttered to myself: "Look, your heart is also bright red and can beat. When I kill you, you are also afraid and you will look at me in horror. When there is a wound on your body that keeps bleeding You will also cry in pain and beg for mercy..."

I laughed nervously, and the laughter was harsh and unbearable.

Looking at the terrified and painful expression of the corpse lying under me, I stopped laughing weirdly, threw my heart on him, and scolded: "Why didn't you see my pain back then!! !"

There was a deathly silence, and the man didn't respond to me.What responded to me was the unbelievable roar of the general who came in a hurry: "What did you do?!"

A tear fell from the corner of my eye, my blood-stained eyes cast a last glance at him, and with his scream, he went to accompany that person.

The subordinates behind the general were shocked, and they all drew their swords and rushed towards me.

Holding the bloody folding fan in my hand, I let out an unknown roar and laughter, and within a moment, they each turned into a corpse.

A thunder flashed across the sky, the wind and cloud changed color, the bright moon hid in the black clouds, and the sky and the earth suddenly became terribly dark in the night.

It seemed that they were finally disturbed by the movement here, and the crowd rushed towards the building.The supporting dark guards, the passing servants, and all kinds of officials watching the fun, without exception, all became the souls of my fans.

I lightly stepped on the pile of corpses gradually gathering under my feet, with tears and a smile all over my face, I dodged the attacking guards lightly and deftly, and killed them easily in turn, just like crushing a bird Like an ant, he casually threw the corpse aside, and then went to kill another person.

The movements are smooth and flowing, and the folding fan in his hand is usually used for decoration and play, but now it has become a lethal weapon, stained with the blood of countless people, and glowing coldly.

"The man's stunning face is still the same, but it is covered with bloodstains of all colors. Under the lightning exposure, he looks like a fierce ghost. He broke through the confinement from the abyss of hell, exiled the world, and killed and killed recklessly, as if he wanted to release all the anger in his body. Don't stop until there is no living thing around you..."

When the emperor and the prime minister came, they saw this scene.They were all stunned on the spot, unable to move.

Just when no one could control the crazy me, the thunder roared, and the male god fell from the sky and flashed in front of my eyes.

I was insane and killed anyone I saw, so I was naturally entangled with him.And I have exhausted most of my energy before, and fighting him now is not his opponent.

However, within ten strokes, everyone saw that the man in black mask with strong martial arts controlled the crazy Doctor Yu Shi, who completely fainted in his arms.

When he was about to take Dr. Yushi away, the emperor came back to his senses, lowered his face and sternly said to the man: "Put him down!"

The man's silver mask glowed coldly, and a cold-blooded and inhuman voice came: "I will never harm him. But now you should think