Absurd Comedy ABO

I read only one chapter before I was interrupted by a phone call.My mother called and asked me when I was going to go home during the summer vacation, and she helped me book a ticket.I said that I haven't thought about it yet, and there are still two or three exams that have not been confirmed. I will tell her when I am sure.

Oh, she responded and fell silent again.After being silent for a while, I couldn't hold on anymore, and asked me if I was busy, and if I was busy, she hung up the phone.

No, no, I said quickly, thinking about how to cut into the topic naturally.She helped me, and asked me if I still remembered brother Xiaolu, who had a rare surname, Lu Zhilu, not the Lu next to Erdong.I said I remember, was it the top ten science subjects in the province during the college entrance examination?I remember right, I'm very good at studying, what's wrong with other people's children?

"Oh, it's okay," she said, as if she was a little embarrassed. My mother is rarely embarrassed, so I feel a little strange. "It's just that his mother said that she hasn't seen you for a long time, and she wants me to take you to eat with me when you are on vacation." Have a meal." I said yes, my mother said that Brother Xiaolu should also come, but I'm not sure yet.I said yes, I can do it, and I really want to see him.

Fake, I don't want to see him at all, since he became the top ten in the province, it was my nightmare in my teenage years.Listening to my mother's tone, it feels like a blind date.But it’s not enough, I thought again, it’s so miserable that the top ten in the province are reduced to going back to the hometown for a blind date.Or is he looking for a younger one?He is probably seven or eight years older than me. I have lived under the aura of a master since I was not graduated from elementary school. When I think of it, he just wants to vomit blood.But seven or eight years old is not very young. If what my mother told me is true, it is more than enough for him to find someone younger than him.

He lives in the same neighborhood as me. When I was young, my parents worked overtime and would occasionally put me in his house to take care of me.His aunt and my mother are college roommates, we have a good relationship, and we get together every year.At first, we got together alone, but later we brought the family with us. By chance, my mother found out that my good friend’s nephew was actually in the same community as her. She loves the house and Wu, and she also likes this family. She likes brother Xiaolu the most.

Although he is called intimate, I am not familiar with him at all.I can't remember what happened when I was a child, but I guess when I was at his house, he spent most of his time hiding in his room and reading, and the top ten in the province is not for everyone.Later, he passed the exam, but his impact on me was not diminished: Brother Xiaolu won the competition, Brother Xiaolu got 105 in the TOEFL test, brother Xiaolu went to the United States to study in graduate school, and got a scholarship. Brother Xiaolu really deserves to be an Alpha. Brother Xiaolu has found a very good job in Beijing.

It's finally time for me to feel elated. Brother Xiaolu has such a great job, and my mother asked someone to find him.I entrust my relatives so that the young talents I know will not be dusty.As a teacher, my mother loves good students more than ordinary people.I'm so sore, if I'm looking for a job, do you want to help me intercede?My mother said that you also take a 105, and you also take a scholarship for a master's degree in the United States, so I will introduce it to you.

I was angry at the time, and I took the test as soon as I said it, and whoever is afraid of who.Of course I broke my promise, I only know one brother Xiaolu when I grow up, if everyone can do it, my mother won't like him so much.But this doesn't affect me hating him, it's not that I want to hate him, it's more like a psychological shadow like a conditioned reflex: when I mention him, I feel this way, sour, disdainful, dissatisfied, and jealous.

"By the way, do you have his WeChat account? I'll push it to you." My mother said again, enthusiastically.Now I'm pretty sure it was a blind date.I don't hate blind dates, even if the ABO three sexes are welcome, I have been single for so long on my own.

"I have," I said, "you asked me to add it when I was choosing a major in the college entrance examination, and you said you could ask Xueba."

"In the end, you didn't consult, didn't you, you chose one by yourself." She said, her voice was a bit complaining.

Because it was her reason, not mine.I added him because he worked in the Lin Group, and at that time, the bloody TV series starring my cousin who was not related by blood was reaching its climax.But when I asked my mother, she didn’t want to talk to me about it, she kept it secretive, and asked anxiously: What do you worry about as a child, if you have this skill, you might as well care about your model test scores.

Later, I added him without asking. I was busy choosing a major and submitting volunteers.Thinking about waiting for the summer vacation and asking slowly, I must ask him to explain clearly to me.I'm not afraid of asking people to be irritated, so I think confidently that he can't be as knowledgeable as a child.I even figured out how to pester him, with a bit of revenge, to get justice for my miserable middle and high school career.

In the end, I still didn’t get the question. My mother became depressed before I handed in my volunteers, and my father and I took turns being scolded.Later, I heard the two of them having a discussion in the middle of the night (overheard), saying that they felt sorry for Xiaolu.I'm going to be pissed off again, how can I be so sorry for being so kind to him.Then my dad picked it up, sighed, and said that you are also kind, and we don't have the ability to predict, how did we know that such a thing would happen.And this matter has not yet been settled, who knows.

I was in a fog, and the more I couldn't understand, the more I wanted to hear it.Despite what my mother said again, Shaoqiong has also gone to the United States, which is almost like exile.She sighed again, feeling sorry for the other. "Shaoqiong is still my eldest nephew." He said.

I seem to understand a little bit, waiting for my dad to continue persuading her so that he can solve the puzzle for me.It took him a long time to speak, and advised my mother not to be sad. "If you have to say that Xiaolu himself has problems, he works as he works, and what kind of team does he stand indiscriminately. You can't blame you for this. Don't be sad, go to sleep."

I roughly understood it, and then polished it up in my mind.It was probably implicated by political struggles, the usual plots in costume dramas, but I didn't expect it to still happen now.I thought about the pile of questions I had accumulated, and suddenly felt a little overwhelmed.It's like deliberately poking someone's sore spot. Although I don't like him, and I hate him a little bit, but I can't do it to this point.

"The time is set in mid-July. I think you should come back at that time, right?" My mother seemed worried and eager to ask me for confirmation.I hum, and I want to verify whether my guess is accurate or not.

"How does brother Xiaolu look like?" I said, and added without paying 300 taels of silver here, "It's been too long, I can't remember."

My mother was even more excited than me. She said that he was very handsome. He was about 1.8 meters tall and had a good-looking talent.Do you want a photo, I will send it to you.No, no, I quickly refused, I just asked casually, I said.

I have rarely seen my mother so excited. It should be counted as one time when she performed supernormally in the college entrance examination and released the satellite, and there will be no more after that.The phone vibrated, but she still sent it.I clicked on it, zoomed in and zoomed out, but I still have to admit that it is really good-looking and talented.My mother hadn't hung up the phone yet, and she was eager to ask me for confirmation, saying that she was really handsome.

When I heard her excited tone, I suddenly felt a little absurd.I remembered again that my mother commented on introducing jobs to Brother Xiaolu. "Long-term investment." These are her exact words.At that time, I didn't understand it very well. I felt that where the investment was made, people could not honor her even if they made money.Now that I think about it, it was really deliberate. She liked him so much, she wished he could be her son, but he couldn't be born again, so she had to go out of her way to save the country.I remembered the news at the beginning, Lin Shaoqiong also came back, and it is estimated that the job she introduced finally came into play at this time, giving her the confidence to ask for a blind date, to sell me, so that Brother Xiaolu could become her son Opportunity.

"Very handsome, very handsome." I was a little annoyed at the thought of this, so I hung up the phone after a few perfunctory words.

Although it is annoying, but after looking at the photos and evaluating objectively, he is quite handsome. Who would have trouble with a handsome guy?On a whim, I wanted to dig out his WeChat and check out his circle of friends.When I clicked into the search bar, I couldn't remember what I had noted for him.I tried the "road" first, but found a bunch of irrelevant things, as well as news from the group.No way, I quit the search later and searched carefully in the contacts.

I felt that I would not remark Brother Xiaolu to him, it always felt weird, so I clicked directly into the L column.Now I finally know what his name is, Lu Jingshu.I still have a little impression of this name, it is gentle and gentle, which is in line with the temperament of the top ten in the province.I clicked into his circle of friends, set it to be visible for half a year, and posted one within half a year.A few photos, or landscape pictures, without a word.I slid up and down, thinking that it fit the persona, but also felt very boring.

Would you like to say hello?Pave the way?No need, it seems embarrassing.I thought, but it’s not a loss to have a good relationship. No matter what, they will be considered inside. When they want to eat melons, they should know more than my mother.

But just think about it, I can't even get my mother to get me, let alone a stranger.Forget it, it's too difficult.And I always feel that it is awkward to say hello suddenly, let's talk about it when the time comes, wait until we meet, if you are familiar, it feels good, it is not too late to ask.Now that it suddenly comes out like this, it seems that there are always some ulterior motives, anyway, I feel very uncomfortable.