Absurd Comedy ABO

2017年12月25日23：56分发布。

2. Surprise

He didn't expect to receive a call. At that time, he would be evicted from the rented apartment in three days, his mobile phone would be shut down next month, and he had almost no savings. If he ordered corn soup at McDonald's every day, he might be able to last for half a month. moon.He began to consider whether to give up on this and return to China early. After all, there are relatives there, so he won't be too down and out.But why didn't you leave for a long time?Because he has an American Dream?He still doesn't want to give up?He thought he would rise to the top and return home like in those American blockbusters?

He was just waiting for that call.

A week had passed since he was notified, there was no phone call, not even an email, and there was no doubt that he lost.He was prepared, but still waiting.Maybe, he thought, just like a supplementary recording, maybe this person is not suitable, and then a belated call will contact him, giving him this long-awaited opportunity to fulfill his daydream.

It may be that God sees him as too pitiful and wants to help him and give him a way to survive.Two weeks later, the call finally came.He was packing to move into McDonald's three days later and spend the night there.There was a woman on the other end of the phone who spoke English very quickly.First, I confirmed my identity with him, and said that he was selected. If you are interested, please report within this week, and the address has been sent to his mailbox.

He listened attentively, for fear of missing some important information, but he still understood only half of it.The other party hung up the phone and didn't respond, so he held his mobile phone and texted for a while.The first thought that popped into my mind was: that woman's voice is cold, is it some kind of recorded message, everyone will receive it.When he dressed up and ran to that address, the other party would give him a polite smile, and then say: Sorry sir, I don’t know where you got the news from, but we have recruited people, please go back .Or he never received mail at that address, and when he called again, the phone company would tell him it was an empty number.

He still couldn't believe that his dream had come true, and the attitude of the other party was also suspicious, too cold, as if to tell: "Sorry, you lost the election." It was not used to announce the good news.

But he went to report the next day, and it was still the same address as when he was interviewing, and it was also a three-hour drive.He sent a message to his friend to rent a car, but this time he was not so lucky, and the friend drove out.He wanted to book a taxi again, but according to the website, all his savings could not afford half of the one-way fare, even with the cheapest company.He had to search the map again to see if there was a cheaper way.

There is indeed a cheap way, but the drive has changed from three hours to six hours, and he has to walk nearly two kilometers.He wanted to wear a suit, but he didn't know if he could walk two kilometers in leather shoes, but it was too troublesome and unseemly to carry a pair of sneakers.After thinking about it for the last time, he gritted his teeth and wore a full suit and slightly worn leather shoes. He wrote that he had only worn them twice, so they didn't fit well, and walking a few steps would make him very uncomfortable.But this unexpected surprise was enough to make him too happy to notice these little problems.Besides, good things take time, and dreams cannot be realized too easily. He prefers to think that this is a test given to him by God, the last difficulty before receiving the gift.

He couldn't wait, or was afraid of any possible mistakes, and got up at five o'clock. Before 06:30, he stood beside the bus plate in a suit and leather shoes against the cold wind, waiting for the earliest bus.He is like the most ordinary office worker, but he lacks a cup of coffee in his hand and a shoulder bag on his shoulder.He glanced around, and it was not yet bright, but there were already many office workers gathered beside the station, exuding resentment from lack of sleep.When he saw this, he was inexplicably a little happy and proud, because he was different: he did it for his dream and voluntarily, while the people around him did it for their livelihood and were forced to do so.Although they stood here together, they judged with each other.

He compared it happily and proudly, as if in this way, the miserable situation where he stood here, together with the fact that he was almost penniless and was going to live in McDonald's, could be ignored.

He was lucky, and found a seat as soon as he got on the bus, because it was the starting station.He picked a place near the window. The car was still a bit cold when it started, but after driving for a while, the heating was sufficient, and the car was as hot as a sauna.He sat on the seat and took off his down jacket with great effort, while being careful not to bump into the old lady sitting next to him.The down jacket is very thick, and it would take up space when it was taken off. He tried to fold it, put it on his knees, and pressed it with his arms.But the clothes still stuffed his legs and a bit of air strike from the front seat made him feel even hotter.

His face was burning, and he touched the back of his hand, trying to cool down.But it was of no use, so he leaned his forehead against the window again, but the window was too cold, he shivered from the cold, and immediately moved away.He sat up straight again, closed his eyes and rested his mind, thinking that his mind would be calm and cool naturally, just take it easy.With his eyes closed, sleepiness hit him, maybe because he was too excited to fall asleep yesterday, or maybe because he got up too early today, he fell asleep to the terminal in one breath.

It was the driver who pushed him and told him that Mr. has arrived, please check your luggage.He opened his eyes in a daze, and didn't know where he was for a while, but after a while he wanted to speak, but found that closing his eyes and resting his mind the whole time was of no use against the heat, and his throat was so dry that he could hardly speak.

Thanks, cough, thanks, I'll pack it up right away.He couldn't even say a word of thanks, like an old man.

The driver didn't say anything, just shook his head, please hurry up.

He quickly packed his luggage, which took less than a minute, because he had too little luggage, only one coat.He put the down jacket on in a hurry and got out of the car. He hadn't put on the clothes when he walked into the cold wind. He gasped for cold air, but finally he didn't feel so uncomfortable from the burning.

He took out his mobile phone and had to walk one kilometer to the nearest train station, then get off at six stops, and then walk two kilometers, which would take about two hours.He looked at his watch. It was a little after ten, and the small cup of corn chowder he drank in the morning had been burned away in the heat of the three-hour drive. He felt a little hungry.

The feeling worsened after a kilometer in the cold wind, but he didn't have the money to splurge on the cafe next to the station.He took out all the money, counted it carefully, and found that, excluding the return ticket, it was only enough to buy a pack of potato chips, but at the same time he was very thirsty.He thought about it, and it was more important to eat enough, and he could drink water anywhere.He bought a pack of onion-flavored ones, then carried the bag, went to the bathroom to wash his face, and drank his fill by the way.

He felt much more comfortable when he got on the train. He still chose a seat by the window, and then opened the potato chips.Just pay attention to your posture. He made a lot of creases in his clothes when he slept in the car just now, and now he has two hours to make up for it.

He sat very upright along the way. I don't know if it was a psychological reason, or the upright sitting posture really worked. After getting out of the car, he looked at his back in the mirror in the bathroom, and felt that the wrinkles seemed to be less serious.

Not serious, but still there, which made him uneasy again when he undressed, just wanting to hide his backside.Fortunately, the lady who received him seemed to have expected his honor, so she raised her eyebrows and said nothing sarcastic.

The lady was still the one in the interview, still wearing a high-end suit, with an aura of not getting close to strangers, he felt like he was going to be cut just by looking at it.The lady smiled at him and said hello, long time no see.

He also wanted to smile, but he couldn't smile when he lifted the corner of his mouth.The lady didn't care at all, turned around and began to introduce the situation to him.

Remember when I asked you during the interview, how is your temper?She said that she speaks Chinese.

Remember, he nodded.

In fact, we also found an experienced gentleman before, but unfortunately, he did not persevere, so I contacted you afterwards, I am really sorry.She said, but there was no apology in her tone.

It's okay, I didn't expect to be selected, I'm really happy.He said that he was afraid that he was too enthusiastic, and he was afraid that he was not enthusiastic enough.But because of too much thinking, the tone of this sentence is even more strange.

The lady still smiled and didn't care about this issue.

Just like what was written on the recruitment website before, food and housing are included here, and the salary is calculated on an hourly basis, [-] dollars an hour, no problem, the lady said.

He nodded and said no problem, he understood everything clearly.

Then you look at this document, sign it if there is no problem, and then you can start working.She took out a brand-new document from her purse, and all he could notice was the bag.What brand is that?Looks like a lot of money, he thought.

He took the document, and to be honest, he signed it immediately without looking at it.Getting the job was like a dream, no matter what was asked of him, he would gladly accept it, he was not a picky person.But he was worried that being too eager would make the lady look down on him even more, or worse, she would lump him in with the money-seekers.

So he just restrained himself and stayed on each page for a few minutes without actually looking at anything carefully, just pretending.There were not many documents, so he finished flipping through a few pages. He finally let out a sigh of relief and signed his name.

There were two documents, the woman took one and left the other on the table.

This is yours, keep it.She said that she still cherishes words like gold.If you are still free, I will show you around the house and introduce the work by the way.If you still have an appointment, you can go back first. I will send the work plan to your email within today. If you don’t understand anything, you can contact me.

I'm not very busy, I'm free all afternoon.There was inevitably a bit of urgency, he said.

Okay, the woman raised her eyebrows, let's go.

This is a four-story house, just like the one he visited on the outside before. The house is so beautiful that it is unbelievably beautiful on the inside.Solid wood stairs and floors, as well as crystal chandeliers, he had only seen such decorations in movies.His room was on the third floor, a single room with a bathroom, and an extra small bookshelf.He walked along the wall, measured inch by inch, and finally came to the conclusion that this nursing home might be bigger than his home that was only three days old.

You should know that you need to care for a disabled person.The woman led him upstairs, and after visiting his room, the two returned to the living room.Due to privacy issues, the recruitment website cannot disclose too much. What is written on the Internet is blindness?If i remember correctly.

Blindness and limited mobility.he added.

The actual situation is similar, but more complicated.The physical problem is blindness in both eyes and disability of the right leg, which is also the reason for the inconvenience.The gentleman's disability is about the need to use crutches, which is only slightly inconvenient for an ordinary person, but it is too difficult for a blind person.

He nodded quietly and did not speak.

So he usually makes a wheelchair, but he needs to take a walk in the garden every day. I won’t go into details about it. It will be included in the manual that will be sent to you later.Whether the physical problem is still a small matter, there is another problem.It was also said on the website before that this is a male Alpha, 26 years old, due to the previous accident, his pheromones have a big problem.

The woman stopped suddenly and looked at him before continuing, which is why we must choose Beta.Simply put, these problems are not serious: unable to control the release and release of pheromones, disordered susceptibility periods, and emotional problems caused by abnormal hormones.At the same time, it is also very sensitive to external AO pheromones, and slight stimulation will cause these problems, please pay attention to this.

He opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but he still didn't say anything.

Because these issues have the least impact on the Beta, but they are not zero impact, so here is an advance notice.

So if this kind of problem happens, how should I deal with it.He finally got his voice back.

That's what I'm going to say next, she said, we need you to keep the Alpha Special Inhibitor Blocker with you at all times, and the butler will send it to you every morning.In addition, try to reduce the frequency of contact with Omega and Alpha. If you come into contact with A or O outside, please do a good job of cleaning.

I remembered, he said, regretting that I hadn't brought a notebook.I thought about writing it down in the memo on my phone first, and copying it into a notebook when I got home.

Although this is a modern society, he still retains many backward habits, such as more use of notebooks and handwriting instead of mobile phone input.