Absurd Comedy ABO

2018年1月10日02:32发布

3. Waltz

He doesn't get along well with his employer, who doesn't like having people around a lot of the time.So he will try not to make a sound, so that he can stay with his employer for a while.The employer will find him, sooner or later, and get impatient and throw him out.He would go out obediently and sneak in again later.The employer can't see it, so he can always take advantage of it.Then the employer finds him again, kicks him out, and the cycle repeats.

By the way, the story has come to this point, the employer should have a name, let's call him Lin for now.

He hadn't had the chance to meet Lin for a long time, and he didn't even know the name of the disabled person he was taking care of, not Lin, until three days after he started working.But don't worry so much, let's call him Lin.

Lin was a very young man, maybe just a little older than he was, he couldn't tell, but definitely not over thirty.She is very young and good-looking, but unfortunately she is blind and lame, and cannot even go to the bathroom by herself.

This entire manor belongs to Lin, he is not sure, but it does not prevent him from thinking so.But Lin only likes to stay in the study, he doesn't quite understand, Lin can't see now, this is an objective fact, what are you doing in the study?He also tried knocking on the door, trying to help.For example, read Lin's favorite book, or just accompany him, making sure not to make a sound.

go away.Lin often answers like this.

But he still asks every day, and then gets kicked out.

But other than that, his life as a nurse is easy.Had he been a more casual person, he would have even been pleased with it: the hardest part of all his work was pushing Lin out, getting some air, without even helping Lin take two steps.Lin doesn't like letting others touch it.And he thinks this is for Lin to maintain his last dignity.He made a plan at the beginning, what to do, how to make the boss happy, so that the hourly salary of 200 yuan is worth the money.But in the end, the only thing to do is to knock on the door, bring in the food, and help Lin when he is about to fall when he goes out to relax, and help him when Lin wants to go to the toilet.This puzzled him: Why did Lin care so much about his dignity in those insignificant matters?For example, eat by yourself, walk by yourself.He even had trouble going to the bathroom by himself.

The first time he helped Lin go out, he didn't understand anything, and he kindly followed Lin aside and didn't want to let go.Undoubtedly, he was hit twice with a cane, both on his calf, so painful that he could hardly stand up.While sitting on the ground, he thought of the old man again inappropriately, what movie was it?Can not remember.The blind old man who tango'd with the pretty girl on the dance floor, that's how Lin felt.

But Lin's condition was even worse. He sat on the ground and watched the poor man walk.The cane served as his right leg, while his real right leg dragged on the ground, rustling, leaving a trail on the gravel.He took two steps and had to stop again. It's a pity that he couldn't tell the direction, so no matter how unwilling he was, he needed someone to accompany him.

Come on, Lin said.The cane slid across the ground, making only a rustling sound.

He thought again of the stubborn old man who had played Godfather, here he comes, he said.Quickly got up from the ground.

He followed Lin nervously, even trying to minimize the rustling.Lin didn't pay attention to him at this time, and was too concerned about keeping his balance so that he wouldn't fall.He could feel Lin struggling just by standing aside, it was pitiful and funny.Just as he was thinking, Lin jumped forward and was about to fall, so he hurriedly stepped forward to hold him up.Lin stood firm, then quickly shook off him, and continued to struggle forward alone dragging his right leg.

He stopped where he was, and wanted to say something to persuade Lin, but in the end he didn't say anything, and walked a few more steps to follow silently.He remembered the movie again, the blind old man dancing tango.Maybe Lin should change to a different exercise method, one that can be done indoors and less prone to falls.For example, dancing is good. It's too cold now, maybe it will snow after a while.He couldn't picture Lin stumbling around in the snow, and he didn't want to see it: it was too cruel for him.

Not a week after he had thought this way, it snowed. At first it was just light snow. At night, he could see snowflakes falling outside the window indoors. When he woke up the next morning, there was nothing left, as if it had never snowed.But when he pushed Lin out of the house, he felt it was colder, the wind was stronger, and the gravel road became wet.It is not suitable for leather shoes, it is easy to slip when he walks on them.Not to mention Lin, he had a hard time even standing still.Lin Xia wore a lot of clothes, because of his broken right leg, which made his movements more clumsy.Lin fell back into the wheelchair after trying twice. The road was too slippery and too many clothes were all problems.

But he could only watch it once. When Lin failed for the second time, he wanted to go up to help, but he was pushed away as expected, and he was slapped on the hand, which didn't hurt much.He didn't care too much, he just thought how embarrassing it would be if Lin couldn't stand up for a long time.The fact was exactly as he had feared, Lin did not stand up for a long time, he carefully observed his expression, and only waited for the right time to pass his hand up.

Lin probably failed three or four times?Or five or six times, he couldn't remember exactly, but he remembered the signal, the signal that Lin had compromised.After another failure, he sat in the wheelchair for a while and sighed.He knew it was a signal, so he carefully moved his arm closer and touched Lin.Lin seemed to be taken aback for a moment. He thought Lin would be very angry, so he gave him a few more hits. Unexpectedly, Lin didn't say anything, so he stood up while holding his arm, and remained silent.

They all agreed and didn't speak. Lin stood up straight and let go of his arm, continuing to move forward with the crutches in his usual, somewhat miserable posture.Lin seemed to want to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything.

It took Lin so much effort to stand still, and it was even more difficult to walk.He followed carefully, preventing the first two falls.But he couldn't stop the third time. For the third time, he and Lin fell on the gravel road together.The soft rustling sound turned into a splash, and a splash of water splashed out of the gravel road, and they also got a lot of water stains on their bodies, as if they had really fallen into a pond.

He quickly got up and went to help Lin again.I didn't expect Lin You to be so heavy, he thought.Some people think that Lin is an Alpha, so it is normal for him to be so heavy.He helped Lin up, picked up the crutches that fell aside and handed them to him, nervously waiting for him to get angry.Kelin still didn't say anything, just sighed; sigh, another sign of compromise.

He thought that something would follow after a sigh, but Lin just stood there silently.After a long time, he said, let's go back.He nodded as if waking up from a dream, and pushed the wheelchair over, but Lin refused again.

Help me walk back, this is the first time Lin has made such a request.

He was so surprised and so happy that he didn't know what to say.

ok... of course.He passed his arm up, the two of them took two steps, and he thought of something else.

What's wrong, Lin said.

What to do with the wheelchair, he said, another stupid remark.

Just leave it there, someone will clean it up.

He wanted to say what to do when you enter the house, you are always in a wheelchair, do you need me to help you?But he looked at Lin's expression and still didn't say anything.

He helped Lin into the door, took off his coat, and handed it to the servant.Just as he was trying to figure out what to do next, Lin's arms were thrown together again, and they didn't say anything.He supported Lin, and this continued until dinner was over, when the servant pushed the wheelchair back beside them.

It snowed again that night, this time it was heavy snow, and the snow accumulated in one night could reach the calf.It didn't even stop until morning.He was still thinking about how to persuade Lin not to continue trying today, but he didn't expect the weather to help him a lot.This weather is not ideal for outdoor activities, for anyone.

It's snowing today, he said, with an exclamation as he drew the curtains.

Snowing?Lin said.

He nodded, quickly realizing that Lin couldn't see.

Yes, he said, and couldn't help but add, this is the first time I've seen such a large amount of snow.

Lin still didn't speak.

Today's weather doesn't seem suitable for going out, he added cautiously.After speaking, he held his breath again, waiting for Lin to get angry.

Lin is still calm, I know, he said.Push me to sit on the balcony for a while.

The balcony is enclosed and very warm.Of course it can be opened, but not now, it should be in spring or summer.He pushed Lin up and opened the window as instructed.He wanted to resist, blowing the cold wind would do too much harm to Lin's body, of course, the resistance failed.As soon as the window was opened, the cold wind came in. He was almost suffocated by the cold, and thought about getting Lin a blanket.

I went to fetch the blanket, and he closed the window again as he spoke.

Open the window, Lin said, pretending not to hear, and slipping away.

When he got the blanket, the window was still closed, but Lin fell to the ground.Well, well, he didn't need to be around to guess how all this happened, and the confusion came again.Why is Lin so obsessed with opening the window?He thought and helped Lin up.

If there is a second time for this kind of thing, you don't need it, Lin Chen's good attitude will disappear.Open the window, Lin said again.

He should be afraid of losing his job, apologize, and just open the window and stop making sentimental claims.He did that, but was shivering after a few minutes.He wondered if Lin would be cold, he could still stomp his feet and rub his arms, but Lin could only suffer from the cold in place.

Maybe the cold wind paralyzed his nerves, or maybe he didn't want to be inexplicably angry anymore.He went to the window and closed it again.Lin was obviously cold too, and although he didn't show it, it took him a long time to realize that the disobedient orderly had closed the window again.

Are you trying to lose your job?He said, I think you should really need this job.

I'm not...I'm just...he's rambling and doesn't know what to say.It's too cold, he said finally.There was even a thin layer of snow on the balcony floor and window sills, and the snow was still falling outside, and it was still heavy.

Lin was loose because of this, you don't have to stay with me, Lin said.Just leave me here.

He remained motionless, and it took Lin a while to catch the essence.

You don't have to be afraid, if I catch a cold, I can't blame you, go on down.Lin thought that the eccentric nurse was finally willing to leave and let himself be quiet for a while.

Do you want to get active?But the nurse said, we can do some indoor exercises, and your legs also need to be rehabilitated. If it snows all the time, you can't... He didn't go on, but Lin understood.

No need today, he said, it's still cold, open the window for me, and do whatever you like.

But he still doesn't leave, do you want to dance?He suddenly said, we can open the window.

He still failed in the end and failed to convince Lin.But the weather is still on his side. The snow has been snowing for several days without any sign of stopping.And he would try it every day and ask would you like to dance.

A week later he finally succeeded, maybe Lin was moved, maybe it was just annoying Lin.Lin sighed, another sign of compromise.Well, he said, it's kind of a sport after all.

He picked a room with a rug, beautiful Indian embroidery.He pushed Lin in, waited for him to stand up, and pushed the wheelchair back into the corner.He looked at Lin standing in the middle of the carpet, a little cramped, but also cute.

I have to take the crutches away, he said, in a very soft voice, as if calming a vicious dog.Lin was also as uncooperative as expected, holding the crutch tightly in his hand, neither letting go nor speaking.

He wanted to say don't be afraid, but felt that this would anger Lin.If you dance with a cane, your legs will fight, he said.

I can fight without crutches.Lin was very rude, but finally let go of his hand.

Let's get started, he said, taking Lin's hand and wrapping it around his shoulder.Lin was half a head taller than him. In this posture, he seemed to be hugged in his arms, and the smell of tea was stronger.Only then did he realize that it should be Lin's pheromone.He remembered the lady who told him what to watch out for, and remembered the sentence, "He can't control the pheromone."

He finally belatedly understood why every room had a little tea fragrance. He could smell it occasionally before, but it was never as strong as it is today.Lin should be nervous, he thought.

Relax, he said, but unexpectedly smelled more tea.

Why is there no music, Lin opened his mouth to hide his embarrassment.

It is too difficult to play music at the beginning. I will teach you how to take a step first, then step on the beat, and then play music when you can keep up.

Well, Lin said.I'm not reconciled, I can dance the waltz, but I haven't practiced it for a long time, so we can directly count the beats.

Of course he agreed that the waltz was slow and sloppy, and if it wasn't for such special circumstances, he would never have had the chance to waltz with Lin.

123, 123

They chose the simplest and most basic one, and Lin was not bad. The broken leg caused him to stumble a few times at first, and then he took a few steps after stabilizing, and finally had to stop.They tried two or three times, and after two or three times Lin was able to jump. 123, 123, now he is almost led by Lin to jump.He recalled Lin's dancing posture that he had seen before, and he could still see a little shadow of that time.

He was in Lin's arms, and he raised his head to see how his expression was. He still remembered how energetic Lin was when he was dancing.

Before he could see clearly, he fell down in the next second, and fell to the ground together with Lin, the aroma of tea became stronger.

There was a carpet on the floor, so it didn't hurt very much. He was only worried that it would ruin the good atmosphere he had finally created.He got up in a hurry, trying to help Lin up.Unexpectedly, Lin rolled on the carpet and laughed.

He knelt aside, a little surprised.

At least he was in a good mood, he thought, even his own mood improved, and he laughed along with Lin.