Did the Demon King hug the hero's thigh today?

The boss stepped into the cabinet first, turned around and made a "please" gesture to them.

Yu Guo and Yuer looked at each other, picked up the black package that was on the ground, and followed suit.

"Two guests, please support yourself and stand still."

The boss snapped his fingers, and the cabinet door automatically closed with a bang. Several rows of disordered characters appeared on the black cabinet door. He stretched out his fingers and circled three characters at the position of the character "F". lock up.

The moment the last circle closed, the characters on the cabinet door disappeared, and three bright red characters flashed in midair—FFF.There was a sudden sway around, and then the entire cabinet fell rapidly... It was not until about 10 minutes later that the speed of descent began to gradually slow down.

There was a "ding" sound in the darkness, the cabinet stopped firmly on the ground, and the closed cabinet door slowly opened.

Yu Guo and Yuer stepped out of the cabinet door side by side, looking at the miraculous new scene in front of them——

In the underground cave thousands of meters above the ground, there is not a single wall lamp or torch lit, but clusters of ores embedded in the black rock walls exude dazzling light, illuminating the dark cave; Extending to the distance, it is like a mysterious map slowly unfolding.

"Welcome to the dungeon, two guests." The boss's voice came from behind.

As soon as Yu Guo turned her head, she saw that the owner of the weapon shop who was originally wearing a black dress had put on a big black cloak at some point. The huge hood covered half of his face, and the lower half of his face was exposed. , and wearing a black mask, what's even more frightening is that there is a kaomoji emoticon drawn on the mask—(=￣ω￣=)

Yu Guo: (ΩДΩ)!

In an instant, he had the illusion that he hadn't actually time-traveled, he had just gone to a comic exhibition and returned home and had an illusion.

Yu Guo stared blankly at the boss who suddenly changed his disguise for two seconds before recovering his voice.He pointed to the boss's mask and hood and asked, "Is this special equipment for meeting dwarves?"

"Yes." The boss under the hood nodded. "Dwarves are very shy. They don't want to talk to strangers. Dressing up like this can help them integrate into the environment faster and get closer to each other."

"Then do you have any spare equipment?" Yu Guo pointed to herself and Yuer, "Shall we change it too?"

"No, no, no," the boss quickly waved his hands, "You two, don't change, it's good to keep the status quo." The boss smiled through the mask, "No, it should be said to be very good, it can't be better ! With the two of you here, I think this trip will be very smooth."

Meow meow meow?

An ominous premonition suddenly emerged in Yu Guo's heart, could the dwarves be... no, no!After all, this is a Western fantasy world, so I have to talk about the basics for brain supplementation!

Yu Guo flicked the tail of her skirt reassuringly, striding behind the boss wearing a hood and carrying a backpack, turning left and right in a half-circle in the maze-like dungeon, and stopped at a dead end forward.

"Boss, are you lost?" Yu Guo asked helplessly as she knocked on a dark rock wall in front of her.

"Heh!" A disdainful chuckle came from under the mask.

The boss lowered his hood and stretched out his right hand to cover the cold stone wall.He closed his eyes and recited very devoutly:

Walking on the edge of darkness and light,

Shuttle in the space derived from the fantasy of the dead house;

The girl's skirt endowed me with endless courage,

The buried face of Oupai is an immortal belief in this life!

The power of Zhong Er has converged in the sealed right hand, and the messenger who destroys all illusions and illusions has been waiting for a long time

——Open it, the door of truth leading to another dimension!

The sincere chant echoed in the cave, and the moment the last note fell, countless sacred rays of light suddenly flashed on the dark stone wall.

In the pure white dazzling holy light, black cat ears, blue and white striped triangular lace panties, body-length Lolita pillows gradually emerge... The emerging images are connected end to end, forming a magnificent history of dead house civilization.

Yu Guo stared intently at the layers of images shining with perverted light, and couldn't help swallowing; beside him, Yul frowned and stared at the cat-eared maid who was so excited that she was blushing, Silently raised his hand.

Yuer was about to cover Yu Guo's eyes, when he saw the corner of Yu Guo's mouth suddenly turned down, and he sighed with regret; when he turned his head, he saw that the black stone wall and the perverted image had disappeared. It was replaced by a large group of fuzzy mosaics, and the boss standing at the forefront stepped into the pile of mosaics without hesitation.

"This is the territory of the dwarves," the boss introduced while pointing to the front.

Yu Guo stood in place and looked at this heavenly and magnificent underground city.

On the left side, there is an all-black weapon shop with dark signs. The shop is full of flames, and the collision of stone hammers and iron objects can be heard endlessly. In the glass window at the door of the shop, there are a variety of weapons on display:

From the red hammer that looks like a burning fire, the long sword that is covered with frost and is still cold tens of meters away, to the pink nameless weapon that looks like a chainsaw even though it is placed among a pile of machetes , a golden microphone, ordinary-looking shovels and pans, and a silver steel coin hanging in mid-air in an anti-gravity posture...

In short, it fully demonstrates the rich imagination (brain hole) and superb craftsmanship of the dwarf (A) people (houses).

Compared to the monotonous black signboard on the left, the right side across the street is colorful:

Not to mention the pink and tender maid cafe, the sky-blue comic scroll shop; not to mention the rows of gashapon machines and rows of blind boxes, and the promotional photos of elf girl groups pasted all over the wall;

Just in the glass showcase on the corner of the street, the layers of figurines, standing paintings, and small clay arranged according to the size of the cups are infinitely interesting.

If Yuer hadn't stretched out his hand and forcibly pulled Yu Guo's face off the glass of the showcase, he would have been able to stick it on the glass for another three days and three nights to watch.

"What are you doing!" Yu Guo glared at Yu Er angrily.Why not let him see his wife!

"Go to the other side of the street and find a swordsmith." The blond girl completely ignored the protesting eyes, pinched the back of the cat-eared maid's neck and dragged Sheng Sheng to the other side of the road, attracting countless people's attention.

"Hey, let go! Everyone is watching you, be careful not to cause public outrage because of violence!" Yu Guo yelled at Yuer.

"No," Yule glanced at him, without any intention of letting go, and said coldly, "They see you, and you'd better cover your skirt tighter."

"What?" Yu Guo was taken aback.

The dwarves were short in stature, about ten centimeters above Yu Guo's knees, so he didn't pay attention to the eyes of the dwarves all the way.At this moment, he leaned down and lowered his eyes to look around, and he noticed the dwarfs around him, all of them raised their heads and looked at him.

Although the dwarves all wore helmets covering half of their faces, they could still vaguely determine the position of their eyes.Starting from the position of the eyes, draw the line of sight at an elevation angle of 45° and extend it, and you will find that the lines of sight in all directions intersect at one point—under his skirt.

Grass!Yu Guo cursed secretly, and quickly covered her skirt that was flying in the air because of her bold steps.

Although he has all the dwarves, and he is very confident that the things under his little skirt are definitely N sizes larger than those of these dwarves, but!It feels shameful to be stared at a bird in broad daylight!It's over, he's going to be treated as a pervert! 1551

"Don't worry," Yule whispered in his ear, "They won't see anything if you're wearing leggings."

"You didn't say it earlier!" Yu Guo immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Wait, something doesn't seem right.

Yu Guo rushed to Yuer in one step, pressed his shoulder, stared at Yuer's blue eyes, and asked in a deep voice: "Then how did you see that I was wearing leggings?!"

"Ahem, me," Yuel said in a low voice, turning his gaze away, "I accidentally saw it when you posted it on the glass cabinet!"

"Damn," Yu Guo gritted her teeth bitterly, "Why didn't you tell me?! Tell me, how long have you been watching it!"

"It didn't take long", Yule stared at the signboard in the distance with a guilty conscience and emptied himself, the tips of his ears were red with blood under his long blond hair.

"Really?" Yu Guo looked at him suspiciously.

"Yeah," Yuel pinched his palm and said quickly with a blank face, "Be careful next time you wear a short skirt!"

"Oh, I see." Yu Guo nodded depressedly. He took a few steps forward and suddenly the tiger turned around and barked its teeth and claws at Yuer, "Why wear a short skirt next time! There will be no next time, I told you You! Absolutely no next time!!"

……

"Aili", the boss stopped in front of a weapon shop, stretched out his hand and tapped the door a few times.

There was silence inside the door.The boss knocked a few more times, but the door was as quiet as a chicken, and there was no response.

"No one seems to be there," Yu Guo looked at the closed door, "How about we come back another day?"

"No", the boss snorted coldly, "please wait a moment", he took out a scroll from his backpack, and pressed the penguin-shaped button in the center of the scroll.The yellowed scroll suddenly unfolded, suspended in mid-air.

The boss wrote the word "Aili" on the scroll with his fingertips, and the head of a cute girl with cat ears appeared on the scroll instantly.He pressed the head portrait and said loudly: "Aili, I'm at your door. I got a signed portrait of all members of SNH47 yesterday. I'll count to 3. If you want it, you can open the door and get it. Otherwise, I'll send it to Lai." Don't go there."

With a sound of "咻", the message was sent successfully, the boss embraced his arms, and the countdown reached: 3, 2...

Before counting to 1, the closed door suddenly opened; a panting dwarf stretched out his chubby little hand towards the boss without raising his head.

"This is Ai Li, the swordmaker of the sword you saw." The boss smiled with satisfaction.

He put the signed painting with 47 busts of elven girls densely packed into the dwarf's hand, and continued, "Ariel, these two are customers who bought swords, and they hope you can sing and sip that painting." The secondary magic effect of the cherry blossoms flashing randomly is removed."

The little man's hand holding the signed photo shook violently.He stomped his feet, took out the magic scroll from his back, and swiped his fingers quickly.

With a sound of "咻", a message appeared on the boss' scroll.

Ali: Enjoy!to not fix!

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"My dear Ai Li," the boss looked at the message on the scroll and smiled nonchalantly, "Why don't you look up at these two guests? I believe you will change your mind."

Hearing this, the dwarf slowly raised his head.His eyes followed the round-toed leather shoes, white lace stockings and high socks all the way up, swept over the black skirt, the white apron, the half-exposed tail, and the pink bell around his neck. He saw the black pupils all the way, like a fan. Flashing long eyelashes and fluffy cat ears on the top of the head...

"Wow," the dwarf suddenly opened his mouth and screamed.

"Mom!" Yu Guo also screamed, "So you can talk!"

"Yeah", the dwarf snorted softly, nodded with a blushing face, buried his head and wrote on the scroll: "Sorry, I'm a little socially afraid, and I can't speak when I'm nervous, so I'm more used to communicating with text (/ω＼ )”

"You can change it however you want, there's no problem at all o(^▽^)o"

"That...Miss, you are so cute! Can I take a photo with you later (????)"

……

Yu Guo looked at the dwarf writing frantically in front of him, and sneered in his heart: Oh, dead house!What about your social fear?