The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"Are they actually playing with such big ones?" Ye Minxue was still lying on the ground, and even forgot to get up.

Bai Ze's eyes widened even more, and he trembled even when he spoke, as if he couldn't react to the shock.

"This... I didn't expect it." Bai Ze breathed heavily.

Only Xue Zhui looked ugly.Yes, who would have thought that they would actually do this kind of thing in the back mountain.

"I said, it's not without reason that the people from Jitianmen discovered your little secret. You can't change your mind at all." Fat Sanhua was babbling while being tied up, obviously very dissatisfied with him.

Yuan Zheng seemed a little apprehensive, wondering what he did wrong again, which made Fat Sanhua unhappy.

"I've been weighing you here for so long, won't you be more flexible? At least you should come up with something simple, why do you still use a rope every day?" Fat Sanhua twisted her buttocks, thinking Still a little unhappy.

Yuan Zhen suddenly realized that Fat Sanhua was smarter, and that was true. He had not thought of providing better service to Fat Sanhua for so long.

"I'm making something today for our convenience..."

"What are you doing?" Yuan Zhen didn't finish his sentence when suddenly a voice came from the side, which startled the two of them.

Fat Sanhua, who had already been hung on the steelyard, was even more startled.

He didn't even have the courage to turn around and look at the little fox.

Fat Sanhua was going to die of anger, had he been chasing the little dog recently, no matter where he was, the little dog was always there, and he was always in the most embarrassing state every time.

This lousy dog.

Ye Minxue and Bai Ze stomped their feet anxiously behind, Xue chased the restless one, just to see if it didn't work, why did he have to go forward, it's all right now, Fat Sanhua knew they had seen the whole scene.

Are they going to go up?The two little monsters looked at each other, and then wanted to back away to hide, but before they found the hiding place, they heard Yuan Zheng's exclamation.

"Are you two coming too?"

Fat Sanhua wanted to die even more.

"Cough, yes." Seeing that Ye Minxue and Bai Ze couldn't hide, they could only walk forward slowly.

"Boss... would you rather play with him than with me?" Xue Zhui was extremely sad.

Fat Sanhua:?

Yuan Zhen:?

Ye Minxue, Bai Ze:? ? ?

Fat Sanhua's legs dangled twice in the air, so he was suspended by the rope and slowly turned 180 degrees. This time, he finally chased the snow with his face instead of his buttocks.

"What did you say?" Fat Sanhua thought she had heard wrong.

"You... Aren't you playing behind my back?"

Ye Minxue and Bai Ze swallowed at the same time.

The word "play" is very evocative.

I didn't expect Xue Zhui to be such a Xue Zhui, with such high-level speaking skills, so he can connotate and speak like this.

"What are you playing?" Fat Sanhua, who consciously still understood Xue Zhui, immediately recognized the trick.

"It's just... a hanging game." Xue Zhui blinked inexplicably, wondering why Fat Sanhua asked such obvious questions.

Everyone:"…………"

"Would I be as bored as you to play with this kind of thing?" Fat Sanhua was speechless, which means that the little dog's brain circuit is so strange.

"But you played seesaw with me on the steelyard two days ago." Xue Zhui was very unconvinced.

Fat Sanhua fell into silence for a second, that's why he didn't want to play with this puppy, although Xuechai was usually honest and honest, but once he caught something, he was very good at holding on to it.

"Anyway, I'm not playing this right now." Fat Sanhua groaned.

Chick Cub made an expression that he couldn't bear to look straight at. It's time like this. Although Xue Zhui is stupid, it's not like he handed over a step stupidly. As if he was in a rivalry with Xue Zhui, he insisted on refuting him.

Is it possible that Fat Sanhua still wants to tell the real reason why he plays this game?

Fat Sanhua opened his mouth, Ye Minxue and Bai Ze screamed in their hearts, even wanting to rush up and hold the little fox's ears, such pure children are rare, and we can't pollute another one.

"I'm just weighing myself." Fat Sanhua twisted and turned her head, and glanced at Yuan Zheng.

? !

"Today... fifteen catties." Yuan Zhen said cautiously.

"Does it include the rope?" Fat Sanhua is also a cat who will not give up until the Yellow River, so he doesn't believe it.

Yuan Zheng didn't speak, but simply gave him a look to let him experience it for himself.

Forget it, Fat Sanhua finally reacted and stopped humiliating herself.

Fat Sanhua twisted, and Yuan Zhen immediately put him off the steelyard.

"Weigh, weigh?" This time it was not the little fox who stammered the question, but Bai Ze who stood aside.

Fat Sanhua glanced at Bai Ze, this guy should change his name, his ancestor must be furious, if he can't answer the question clearly, he will never be able to hear other people's answer clearly.

"Yes, weighing." Fat Sanhua smashed the jar.

Ye Minxue and Bai Ze looked at each other, and at the same time withdrew their eyes, lowered their heads in shame, it seemed that they were a little too impure.

"Boss!" The one who can still maintain a lively atmosphere is naturally Xue Chasing this idiot.

"I want to weigh myself too?" Xue Zhui was very happy.

Fat Sanhua had no objection, and nodded dispensably, so let's say it.

Xue Zhui was also tied up and hung on a hook. His weight was 22 catties.

After all, Xue Zhui is still a fox no matter what, with a bigger skeleton and physique than Fat Sanhua.

"Weigh it for me too." Bai Ze got excited.

Yuan Geng picked up Bai Ze, and when Bai Ze was hung on the steelyard, he turned his head and said, "Why am I the only one who is tied upside down on the steelyard with four feet tied?!"

Yuan Zheng was taken aback for a moment, then smiled apologetically: "I get used to seeing sheep."

It's better not to answer, Bai Ze's blood surged after hearing this, and he almost died of anger.

"I'm not a sheep!"

"Yeah, you're a goat." Fat Sanhua nodded.

Bai Ze gritted his teeth, but didn't continue to speak, because he knew that he would not be Fat Sanhua's opponent in terms of tongue, Fat Sanhua was invincible in this field.

Bai Ze got off the scale, he weighed eighteen catties.

Fat Sanhua looked at Bai Ze and had a question: "If you become a big one, will you gain weight?"

Bai Ze had to hang it upside down on the scale again, and it kept getting bigger, and finally weighed more than 200 catties.

The last one is the chicken cubs, and there are only two or two chicken cubs.

Fat Sanhua concluded his speech with satisfaction: "Looking at it this way, the fattest person here is Bai Ze, the thinnest is Chick Cub, and I am the second thinnest."

Fat Sanhua made a grand announcement.

"........."

"Show some face, can you still count it like this? How can fat and thin be linked only to weight, if you don't look at your physique, you're playing hooligans." Bai Ze was so angry, how could a stupid lamb like him Is it the fattest?

"Hmph, this is supported by data, and what's wrong with being fat? Do you dislike fat people?" The round and fat Sanhua squinted at him. Fat three flowers fly.

"I didn't mean to discriminate against fat people, nor did I mean to say that being fat is bad, I just said..." Bai Ze was extremely humble.

Fat Sanhua was too lazy to listen to his sophistry, and walked back with her head held high.

From then on, Yuan Zhen finally knew how to find a basket wisely, and they weighed together together every day.

……

Fat Sanhua lay on the ground, glanced at Xue Zhui who was also lying on the stone slab out of the corner of her eye.

Something is wrong with this little fox.

To be precise, what was wrong with this little fox started after he bought the steelyard and started weighing.

If I had to say, the biggest change between him and this little fox was probably playing with him on the seesaw for a while.

Since then, the little fox's attitude towards him has changed slightly.

For example now.

"Aren't you going to practice?" Fat Sanhua smacked her lips.

"Do you want me to go?" Xue Zhui not only did not leave, but instead asked.

Fat Sanhua pricked up his ears alertly.

"It's you who cultivate, not me. Is it important whether I want you to go or not? What matters is your own thoughts." Fat Sanhua said the righteous words, and he gave himself a compliment in his heart. It was him, who spoke so impeccably, and could not find a single mistake at all.

"I won't go." Xue Zhui smiled innocently, and curled up beside Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

Fat Sanhua silently moved to the side, forming a ball.

This is definitely not his illusion. This little fox is weird, and his speech sounds normal, but it sounds strange when it falls into his ears, and he always feels that he seems to have some special conspiracy.

What is this doing?

Fat Sanhua's drowsiness did not allow him to think about so many things. He struggled for a while, then closed his eyes and fell asleep. When he woke up again and wanted to stretch lazily, he suddenly found that he seemed to be slapped what.

Fat Sanhua hurriedly looked to the side, and found that it was the little fox Xuezhui. After the little dog noticed the movement, he also slowly opened his eyes.

"Boss, are you awake?" Xue Zhui moved her head closer and rubbed against him.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

"Didn't you practice today?" Fat Sanhua felt incredible.

"That's right, the boss is indeed the boss. No wonder you sleep here on weekdays. It's really comfortable to sleep here." Xue Zhui's eyes sparkled. If Bai Ze or Ye Minxue were to say this, Fat Sanhua would have a reason. I believe that these two guys have caused some trouble again, and he needs to come forward to solve it, that's why they are so flattering.

But this is what Xue Zhui said, so it is different.

He was so sincere, the hair on Fat Sanhua's body exploded unconsciously.

"Boss, your sleeping fur is a bit messy, I'll take care of it for you." Xue Zhui stretched out her paws as she said, and as expected, Fat Sanhua began to comb his fur.

Where did she sleep? She was obviously scared by Xue Chase.

Fat Shanhua took a step back unconsciously, but he forgot that he was still on the stone slab, so the fat cat stepped on the air and was about to fall to the ground, Xue Zhui suddenly jumped up.

He quickly and nimbly landed on the ground first.

"Paji." Fat Sanhua landed on Xue Zhui's back.

"Boss, are you okay?" Xue Zhui hurriedly wanted to stand up to see how Fat Sanhua fell.

In the end, he forgot that Fat Sanhua was still on his back. With such a movement, Fat Sanhua, who was originally on his body, fell to the ground with a wheel.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

The fat cat is suffering.

"Boss, are you alright!" The little dog jumped in fright and blamed himself, he quickly helped Fat Sanhua up from the ground.

Fat Sanhua originally wanted to scold him, but when she looked up, she found that Xue Zhui's eyes were tearful, and she was about to cry of self-blame.

Fat Sanhua didn't expect this.

Fat Sanhua was originally a good and free cat who neither eats soft nor hard.

This does not mean that Fat Sanhua is heartless and ungrateful, and does not know how to be considerate of others.

He also has feelings and can perceive the good and bad of others towards him.

Xue Zhui cared about him sincerely and seriously, and didn't want to laugh at him.

Fat Sanhua was very good and bad, so he could only be silent for a while, patted the dust on his body and stood up: "I'm fine."

Hearing his calm answer, there was a trace of composure and a trace of resignation.

He seems to have foreseen at this second, his upcoming, tragic future.

……

Fat Sanhua didn't sleep well last night, because the kid Xue Zhui didn't know why he kept so many places under control, so he insisted on squeezing him, and squeezed him into several nightmares. He woke up this morning The spirit is a little weak, and looks very tired.

Fat Sanhua squatted in front of her dining table and yawned loudly.

Fat Sanhua has always yawned freely and as he pleases.

He likes to open his mouth as wide as possible when he yawns. He thinks this is the most comfortable way to yawn.

But today he was destined to be uncomfortable. The moment he finished yawning and was about to close his mouth, a large piece was stuffed into his mouth, something unknown.

Fat Sanhua's eyes widened in horror, and when he looked at his mouth, he found that it was a huge piece of meat.

"Meow~~" What are you doing?

Fat Sanhua looked in disbelief at Xue Zhui who stuffed him with flesh.

Xue Zhui was also very strange: "You open your mouth so wide, don't you want me to feed you? Boss, don't worry, you just need to be responsible for opening your mouth." Xue Zhui excitedly flipped a piece of it with his paw Meat, just wait for Fat Sanhua to finish eating before stuffing another piece for Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua spit out the meat on the dinner plate without saying a word.

Yeah!

This puppy has grown such a big head in vain, what is stuffed in this head is not brains, it is all magma.

He was furious, and was about to criticize Xue Zhui, but found that Xue Zhui's face was slumped, tears were already rolling in his eyes, and his eyes were fixed on Fat Sanhua's face and the big piece of meat on the dinner plate back.

Xue Zhui didn't know what he did wrong at all, why Fat Sanhua was so angry and refused to eat the meat he gave him, so he just vomited the meat out.

You must know that Pang Sanhua never wastes food on weekdays. He respects every shred of pork and every leaf of vegetable.

He is spitting out the meat now, how much he hates him.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

Fat Sanhua glanced at the piece of meat on the dinner plate that was covered with his saliva.

It's impossible to eat it, it's too disgusting, but if he doesn't eat it, the puppy will cry.

"Today... I have a bad stomach." Fat Sanhua hesitated to start.

Xue Zhui's eyes widened, and he made a posture that he was about to carry Fat Sanhua on his back and send it to Zhu Wenbin to show him what kind of disease it was.

"...I ate too much meat last night, and now I feel too tired to eat meat. I just want to eat vegetable leaves this morning." Fat Sanhua changed the subject.

Xue Zhui was really happy, he happily started patrolling the vegetable leaves on the dining table.

As a big grass eater, of course, Bai Ze had the most vegetables in front of him.

Since Yuan Zheng came, meat was quickly kicked out of Bai Ze's menu, and a lot of vegetables were added.

Bai Ze opened his mouth wide, and was about to sink his head into eating hard, but his mouth hit the table before it even touched the vegetable leaves.

Depend on.

Xue chased him crazy, and now she dared to bully him, let's see how he will teach this little guy a lesson today.

Xue Zhui wouldn't think that he could ride on top of Fat Sanhua's first younger brother, but today he let Xue Zhui understand how big the gap is between them.

Bai Ze raised his head to look at Xue Zhui, Xue Zhui snatched his breakfast, but immediately put it in front of Fat Sanhua.

Bai Ze's movements stopped.

No way, no way, although Fat Sanhua also likes to eat grass, but that's just a novelty, his love for grass is not as good as meat.

If he ate so many vegetables early in the morning, he would definitely not be able to eat any meat.

Xue Zhui really has some brain problems, this is not trying to curry favor with Fat Sanhua, this is just dancing on Fat Sanhua's thunder point.

But things were completely beyond his expectation, Fat Sanhua actually lowered his head and munched his breakfast, eating a basket of Lingzhi directly.

Bai Ze blinked his eyes.

"Boss, it's time to weigh them." An hour after breakfast, Yuan Zheng came to weigh them as usual.

Fat Sanhua's eyes were dull.

After eating this breakfast, it was as if he hadn't eaten. His stomach and heart were empty and he had nowhere to go, and he was so floating that he didn't want to fall to the ground.

"Yuan Zheng." Fat Sanhua sighed.

Yuan Zheng was taken aback, not knowing why Fat Sanhua called his name so solemnly.

"I... seem to be losing weight." Fat Sanhua was depressed.

"Yeah, yum." Yuan Zheng carried Fat Sanhua into the basket calmly after listening to it. He could hear this sentence every day, and Fat Sanhua didn't repeat a new sentence.

"How much?" Fat Sanhua's ears pricked up.

"Ten...five catties." Yuan Zheng's voice became smaller and smaller.

In fact, he is also very strange, not thinking about why he is not thin like Fat Sanhua thinks.

This weight is generally stable within a range, not fixed at a certain number.

How can Fat Sanhua maintain such a stable weight, stay on the fifteenth day and not go anywhere, not to mention being thin, but occasionally he can actually gain another [-] or [-].

From this perspective, Fat Sanhua is indeed quite remarkable.

Fat Sanhua silently crawled out of the vegetable basket and jumped to the ground.

Maybe this matter was wrong from the beginning, as long as he doesn't weigh himself, he can still comfort himself that he has lost weight.

Xue Zhui looked at him from the side, taking all of this into his eyes, and had a small plan in his heart.

Fat Sanhua's steelyard is too lazy to put it in the mustard space now, and throws it in the house every day when it is used up, and picks it up again tomorrow.

Today is no exception.

Yuan Zeng hung the steelyard on the wall.

"Boss, I have something to go out." The little fox asked Fat Sanhua for leave.

Fat Sanhua nodded.

The little fox went out in the morning and came back in the afternoon.

"Why did you go?" Fat Sanhua asked casually.

"Nothing!" The little fox replied loudly.

Fat Sanhua smacked her lips, she was fine, the child finally had her own secret.

Xue chased into the house, took a peek outside, and found that no one was paying attention to him, and immediately took down the steelyard on the wall.

……

Fat Sanhua is actually quite bearish about her weight after such a long period of stable fifteen catties.

It's not a big deal, isn't fifteen catties pretty good?

With such thoughts in mind, Fat Sanhua got into the vegetable basket as if it were a daily routine.

"Today's weight is..."

There is no need to listen at all, the Fat Sanhua in the back is about to come down from the vegetable basket, does it need to be said?It must be fifteen catties today.

If it is not fifteen catties, it can be called a miracle.

"Ten...Two..." When Fat Sanhua heard the second word, she regained her spirits instantly.

No way, no way, although he said it doesn't matter, but if he can really lose weight, that would be really amazing.

Xue Zhui, who had been squatting on the side for a long time, pricked up his ears.

"Uh... two, 22 catties." Yuan Zheng couldn't believe it, he took a few glances to make sure there was nothing wrong with his eyes.

"What did you say?!" Fat Sanhua was struck by a bolt from the blue, it was not twelve catties, but twenty-two catties.

He endured it without losing weight, how can he still gain weight now?

He hasn't done anything recently, and has been drinking water and eating normally.

Why did you gain weight all of a sudden?This is completely unreasonable.

Fat Sanhua looked at Yuan Zheng and couldn't accept this result at all. He needed Yuan Zheng to explain to him what was going on.

"No, that's right." Yuan Zheng was about to cry, and he didn't know what happened.

Xue Zhui rushed forward with an anxious tone: "Shouldn't you be thinner? Why are you still fat?"

"Yeah, isn't that the case? How can you get fat? I don't understand." Yuan Zheng was also very anxious.

The person involved, Fat Sanhua, was already in a trance.

Bai Ze and Ye Minxue immediately came over to join in the fun. They looked at the steelyard first, and then Fat Sanhua.

Feeling the conscience, Fat Sanhua didn't realize that she had gained so much weight again.

"This weight...!" Xue Zhui hurriedly flipped through the weight.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that."

Fat Sanhua had a question mark on his head, he had gained a few pounds and hadn't cried yet, why did this little fox start crying again.

"It should be that the steelyard is broken, and I haven't gained weight." The inexplicable Fat Sanhua came out of the basket to comfort the little fox.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeries After going down the mountain and wandering around Jiangu Town for an hour, I finally bought a very similar weight.

The original intention was to make Fat Sanhua weigh a little less and make Fat Sanhua happy. Who knew that the person who sold the scales was very bad, but instead increased Fat Sanhua's weight.

Xue Zhui felt that he had made a big mistake and felt very sad.

Fat Sanhua glanced at the foil, he didn't quite remember what the one in front looked like, but since that was the case, it meant that he wasn't fat, and he was slightly relieved in his heart.

Weight is not the most important thing, the most important thing is the...

He was full of worry, what can this little dog do.

Did Xue Zhui take some wrong medicine recently, and why did she keep doing this kind of thing.