The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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Fat Sanhua looked at the puppy beside her.

Xue Zhui was holding the weight she bought at the moment, saddened.

"How did you tell the weight seller?" Ye Minxue came over curiously.

He understands the truth, the little dog's brain circuit is sometimes very magical, he is just curious, since Xue Zhui has already told the seller his request, is it possible that the seller is also a fool?

"I just told him, I want a weight that can reduce the weight." The little fox is a very self-aware little fox.

In fact, he also knows that his brain is not very good, so this time he didn't think about whether to increase the weight of the scale or reduce the weight of the scale. He directly handed over the most difficult thing to think about to the seller. .

Who knew that guy would cheat him.

"But why did you do such a thing?" Fat Sanhua was depressed.

The little fox has been too enthusiastic recently, and the enthusiastic Fat Sanhua is a little scared.

The little fox didn't speak, he raised his head and blinked at Fat Sanhua.

"I, I want to treat you better." Xue Zhui said coyly, Fat Sanhua immediately took two steps back silently.

Ye Minxue and Bai Ze are sensible, after listening to them, they quickly moved out of the way, leaving room for the two of them to perform.

"Don't you want to be thinner? But the weight has not changed, so I want to make you lighter, so that you will be happy." Xue Zhui didn't seem to realize that Fat Sanhua retreated by himself, he just felt Seeing that the distance between himself and Fat Sanhua was a little far, he immediately moved forward again.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

Yes, he just wanted to ask why, why did he have to make him happy?

However, when he saw Xue Zhui's face, which was obviously furry, but could still see a somewhat shy face, he couldn't ask any questions.

It's better not to ask, it's just to stimulate yourself.

"Hey, let's go down the mountain to find the person who sold your weights, and ask him what's going on." Fat Sanhua coughed.

Everyone has no questions, and they are also very curious about how such a misunderstanding came about.

……

When Xue Zhui found the store with the weight, the store that sold him was shocked.

The shopkeeper first pulled the little fox over.

"No way, you revealed your secrets so quickly!" The shopkeeper felt incredible, it was only bought yesterday, and it should be used today at this time, but it was discovered so quickly.

Xue Zhui lowered his head in shame, yes, he did not expect that he would be discovered when he used it for the first time.

Xue Zhui's shame only lasted for three seconds, after three seconds he suddenly raised his head and stared at the shopkeeper.

Wait, speaking of whose fault it was that he was discovered, wasn't it because the guy took the wrong weight?If he hadn't taken it wrong, he wouldn't have been discovered so quickly.

The little fox also has a temper.

He was angrily about to have a big fight with the shopkeeper.

"But, I just sold you a weight. You came up with the idea yourself, didn't you?" The shopkeeper wiped the sweat from his brow, and glanced at the three aggressive monsters and a person standing at the door.

The little fox swallowed the swearing sentence silently, and nodded in bewilderment. He unconsciously followed the store's train of thought, and there was nothing wrong with what the store said for the time being.

"So, you don't want to bring them all here. This is a problem that you have to solve yourself. I am innocent and have nothing to do with me." The store owner eagerly shirked responsibility.

In an instant, Xue Zhui's fox eyes widened.

He was in a hurry.

How can this have nothing to do with the store?The root cause of this matter is that he is right, but the direct cause of the problem is because of this store.

He didn't say anything at all, how could the shopkeeper quickly shirk responsibility, as if he didn't want to take responsibility at all.

At least, at least, this wrong weight should be replaced.

Xue Zhui thought in his heart, he is not an unreasonable little monster.

"Why don't you just ask about the weights? How could we talk for so long?" Fat Sanhua stretched his neck, not understanding what this person and dog were talking about.

"But how many catties do you weigh?" the shopkeeper asked again.

He looked at Xue Zhui with pity, this dog is not easy.

Just made a mistake once and got caught so quickly.

"Fifteen catties became 22 catties." Xue Zhui replied.

Shopkeeper: "..." It would be a ghost if it wasn't discovered.

"It's because you are too greedy!" The shopkeeper couldn't help but blame Qi Xuezhui.

This little dog looks honest, but the heart is black.

Why?Xue Zhui didn't understand.

Xue Zhui was also angry, the store owner said to him, obviously he was doing Tai Chi, and now he started to question him.

One person and one dog are ready to fight.

"Isn't the problem solved yet?" Fat Sanhua walked up from behind, not knowing how long they would talk about such a simple question.

"What did you weigh for someone?" The shopkeeper asked another question.

While the little fox wanted to quarrel, he pointed to Fat Sanhua with his paw honestly.

The shopkeepers were stunned: "Are all monsters sold by the catty now?"

?

……

After a long time, it turned out that the store owner misunderstood Xue Zhui's words.

"It's not a matter of course. Those who come to us to change the weights, apart from the wear and tear of the original weights, must have come to change the weights in order to sell things more expensive." The shopkeeper felt extremely wronged.

"What do you mean?" Xue Zhui turned her head to look, Fat Sanhua asked in a low voice.

"It means that some people want to sell a catty of things for two catties, so they come here to exchange for a heavier weight. In this way, he can make more money." Fat Sanhua explained to Xue Zhui.

"So you're a bad guy!" Xue Zhui understood this time, and angrily condemned the shopkeeper.

Shopkeeper: "..."

"It's not that I want to sell it like this. People asked me to buy it. It has nothing to do with me. I'm just in charge of selling the weight. As for what they want to do with the weight, I don't know." The shopkeeper explained to himself.

"Then I asked you to buy a weight, why did you take the initiative to get me a heavier one?" Xue Zhui's logic was very clear.

Shopkeeper: "..."

The shopkeeper had nothing to say this time.

After solving their biggest doubt, the group of little monsters went back to the mountain.

When Xue chased down to buy the weights, she didn't bring the original ones with her, so she basically relied on her memory and imagination to buy bigger weights.

"Fortunately, I bought a bigger one, otherwise, if it weighed [-] catties, who would have thought that the weights had been changed." Fat Sanhua was still terrified.

Xue Zhui lowered her head in embarrassment.

……

The matter of weighing the mound was settled, but the matter of Xue chasing him was still not resolved.

Where is the problem?

Fat Sanhua recalled every detail of his time with Xue Zhui.

!

Is it because...

Fat Sanhua covered her mouth.

"Boss! Boss! Are you okay? Are you feeling sick and about to vomit? Do you want me to pick you up, or should I take you to the grass?" Xue Zhui saw with sharp eyes Fat Sanhua lying on the rock covered her mouth.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

"I'm fine." Fat Sanhua lowered his two paws and laid them flat on the stone slab.

This kind of life is unbearable, he has to find a way.

He pushed Xue Zhui away first, let him go shopping down the mountain, and then turned his attention to the rest of the people.

……

"Good morning everyone." Waking up the next day, Fat Sanhua greeted his younger brothers.

"Good morning, boss." Xue Zhui was the quickest to respond.

Fat Sanhua nodded, stretched her head over naturally, and kissed the little fox on the cheek.

The little fox naturally returned the kiss.

Fat Sanhua then walked up to Bai Ze and kissed Bai Ze.

Bai Ze tried his best to straighten his face, and kissed Fat Sanhua back.

Fat Sanhua sat in front of Xiaojizai with satisfaction, and he kissed him, Xiaojizai's head, and Xiaojizai immediately pecked his cheek, and also pecked off two cat hairs.

Fat Sanhua's paws were about to move, but in the end he could only show an awkward yet polite smile.

I will spare him for now, anyway, there will be more places to deal with him in the future.

The chick was finished, and there was Yuan Zheng at the end. Yuan Zheng didn't need him to kiss him, so Yuan Zheng picked him up directly.

Fat Sanhua stretched out her head to kiss Yuan Zheng's cheek, but Yuan Zheng hugged him and kissed him hard on the mouth.

Of course Yuan Zheng didn't have any psychological pressure, who wouldn't want to kiss a chubby kitten?

Fat Sanhua was put down, he was still a little dizzy, because he didn't expect Yuan Zhen to be so enthusiastic.

In this way, will his first kiss be gone? I don’t know if the little female cat in the future will mind this.

Fat Sanhua was put down, he turned his head to look at Xue Zhui, and as expected, Xue Zhui stopped in place as if struck by lightning, looking at him in disbelief.

This this!

Xue Zhui was in a daze, how did all this happen, and how did he get to this point?

Did they all kiss?It's not just him, has Fat Sanhua even kissed others?

"You...you!" Xue Zhui rushed in front of Fat Sanhua, looking heartbroken.

Fat San took a lot of effort to stabilize his expression.

Xue Zhui looked at the scumbag with his eyes and expression, and looked at him so fat that Sanhua felt a little unconfident. Did he really go too far this time?

But since Xue Zhui has shown this appearance, at least it means that he is doing the right thing.

Fat Sanhua secretly calculated in his heart.

He thought about it carefully for the past two days, and finally figured it out.

The turning point of the whole thing started after he and Xue Zhui kissed each other on the cheek.

He also got rid of other little monsters at that time, but the other monsters refused to kiss him back, only Xue Zhui kissed him happily.

Ah, that's the problem.

It must be like this, only the two of them succeeded in kissing each other, so Xue Zhui naturally thinks that the two of them are the most intimate relationship.

Now I can't go back in time and take back my kiss.

Things have come to this point, then we can only fight poison with fire.

Fat Sanhua thought of such a trick.

Since Xue Zhui thinks that they became best friends by kissing each other, then as long as they kiss with other people, it will be resolved.

Fat Sanhua's guess was not wrong at all, judging from Xue Zhui's heartbroken expression, he had already succeeded.

Fat Sanhua breathed a sigh of relief.

This is the end, he can go back to his good life.

Just when Fat Sanhua was about to say a few casual words to ease the atmosphere, suddenly, Xue chased him.

He pouted and glanced at Fat Sanhua, then ran away without looking back.

Fat Sanhua:?

"What are you doing?" Fat Sanhua couldn't understand the current situation at all.

"It must be sad. I would be sad too. He already regarded you as his best friend, but he turned around and was ruthlessly betrayed by you. It's not sad." Ye Minxue shook his head.

Fat Sanhua: "..."

No way, no way, what age is this, why do you still want to play this trick.

"Hey, our Xue Zhui is really pitiful," Bai Ze sighed.

"He hasn't had any friends since he was a child. He finally found someone who is true to each other. I didn't expect that he would not be regarded as his best friend at all,"

"In order to get rid of him, I have to find someone to act with him,"

"Whoever reads it and doesn't say a word of pity, this child's heart will be broken." Bai Ze shook his head, as if he really felt sorry for Xue Zhui.

After hearing this, Ye Minxue couldn't help raising his little wings, and wiped away tears that didn't exist at all.

Yuan Zheng didn't want to do this at first, but he couldn't help but look at Fat Sanhua with a little accusation in his eyes.

It's okay for these two shameless ones, but for such a poor child as Xue Zhui, Fat Sanhua is willing to do something serious.

Fat Sanhua: "..." I'm having a hard time.

"Then, what should we do now?" Fat Sanhua's tone weakened.

Hearing what they said, he seemed to have committed some unforgivable crime to Xue Zhui.

"It's okay, we Xuechai is such an obedient child, we will come back when we figure it out, don't worry too much,"

"Growing up can't be smooth sailing, it will always be accompanied by a little pain, which is unavoidable, and you shouldn't think too much about it." Bai Ze patted Fat Sanhua with his paw.

This is not to make Fat San feel guilty, but to make him feel guilty to death.

Fat Sanhua hesitated for two seconds, and finally gritted his teeth and chased in the direction Xue chased.

"It's love, it's love." Bai Ze gave a thumbs up and praised sincerely.

Fat Sanhua had to think while chasing.

Why did he really chase it out?It's not like something he would do.

Probably the recent efforts of the little fox moved him.

Hey, it really doesn't matter whether you are a human or a cat, once you have a conscience, things will become difficult.

Fat Sanhua self-reflects.

But Xue Zhui has such short legs, where did he go?As soon as he spoke, there was no trace of running.

Fat Sanhua looked around depressed.

He took out his little blanket from the mustard space, fluttered in mid-air and began to look for Xue Zhui.

Fortunately, Xue Zhui was a conspicuous mass of white, so it was not difficult to find this mass of white at a glance, and he quickly locked on to the target.

Fat Sanhua chased after Xue.

"Goofy! Let's talk again." Fat Sanhua chased after the little fox and shouted loudly.

The little fox ran forward without looking back, he didn't want to talk to Fat Sanhua now, let alone let Fat Sanhua see him in such a mess.

Xue Zhui didn't know how long he had been running, and Fat Sanhua didn't know how long he had been chasing. By the time they realized it, they had already reached the foot of the mountain.

"Hey, I'm a little tired, are you tired?" Fat Sanhua lay on the blanket.

Xue Zhui's ears moved.

"It's such a big deal, you can kiss Ye Minxue, Bai Ze and Yuan Zheng again when you go back, and I'll let them kiss you back, so you can have three more good friends?" Fat Sanhua thought I am like an old mother, talking about reasoning with my rebellious son.

Xue Zhui was very unhappy.

How could Fat Sanhua still not know where his unhappiness lies.

"This is different." Xue Zhui emphasized.

"What's the difference? A majestic spirit beast is alive and only has one friend. It should have many good friends."

After he finished speaking, he murmured in his heart, this little fox is actually very bad-hearted, after such a quarrel, the relationship between their superiors and subordinates was abruptly pulled to the same level by Xue Zhui, and he directly became the boss of Xue Zhui. Friends of Xuechai.

But these are not important now, the important thing is to let Xue Zhui calm down first.

"It's different!" Xue Zhui was extremely awkward, he didn't know how to explain the relationship with Fat Sanhua, he could only repeatedly emphasize his own feelings, hoping that Fat Sanhua could understand.

Can Fat Sanhua understand?

Of course he couldn't understand it.

Fat Sanhua rubbed his chin, anyway, this puppy is not running away now, why don't we just kidnap him back!

Fat Sanhua was about to implement his plan, he quietly floated behind the little dog, and was about to pounce on the little fox like a hungry tiger.

Suddenly, he heard a human voice not far away.

Xue Zhui looked at him.

Xue Zhui suddenly realized, why did Fat Sanhua run behind him, there was still a long distance between them just now.

Xue Zhui was about to run away, Fat Sanhua hurriedly put the blanket into the Mustard Space, and jumped onto Xue Zhui's body.

"Let me go!" Xue Zhui yelled.

Fat Sanhua, who was pressing on Xue Zhui's body, fell into deep thought, what's the matter, what's the matter with this little dog, it made him seem like he was going to force him to do strange things.

When they were making a fuss here, the human voice that had just appeared finally revealed its real body.

The two monsters raised their heads at the same time.

Which peak disciple is this?

"Where are the fat cats and dogs?" one of them blurted out.

When Fat Shanhua heard this, his brows immediately frowned.

The kid nowadays is really rude enough, wouldn't it be enough to say cats and dogs?Why does it have to be called Fat Cat?

"Ah, do you remember that some people said that there are several spirit beasts coming to Jitianmen? They live in Qifeng." The other one seemed a little intelligent.

"Spirit beast?!" The first one widened his eyes.

"Besides Bai Ze, are there any other spirit beasts in Jitianmen? A few of these spirit beasts are not very precious, why do you say that there are as many as Chinese cabbages?"

"What does this have to do with me? I also heard from others that there is a fox and a cat in it."

The two of them were noisy.

After finishing speaking, the two looked at Xiao Gouzi and Fat Sanhua at the same time.

and many more.

fox and cat...

"Are the two of them spirit beasts?!" Zuo Yi clapped his hands.

The second from the right, who put forward the idea of ​​spirit beast, became less confident.

Spirit beasts are spirit beasts, but the two in front of them really don't look like spirit beasts at all.

"It's very possible. Have you ever seen such a fat cat, haven't you?" Zuo Yi was very excited.

"What you said makes sense." The second from the right wavered.

Fat Sanhua's paws are itchy, listen, is this what people say?Why do you always engage in cat attacks?

The two people's eyes lit up.

Xue Zhui had a bad feeling, and he looked at them nervously.

"Grasp!"

Xue Zhui ran immediately.

Fat Sanhua didn't react at all, he held on to Xue Zhui with difficulty to prevent himself from falling off Xue Zhui.

The little dog didn't say a word, it really didn't take him to heart.

Xue Zhui ran ahead with Fat Sanhua on his back, while the two behind him were chasing.

"Who are those two people?" Fat Sanhua was bored, and after stabilizing his figure, he began to ask his first question.

Of course Xue Zhui didn't know, even if he knew, he didn't have the time to answer right now.

"Is it Moxiu, or someone from another sect?" Fat Sanhua didn't mind Xue Zhui ignoring him, he said to himself.

"If it's a demon cultivator, it seems understandable, but they are really bold, they have all come here, and they are not afraid of being discovered by others,"

"If it's people from other sects, why do they have to chase us? They already know that we are monsters from the Qifeng of Jitianmen, and they still want to take us back?" Fat Sanhua shook his head, feeling unreasonable.

However, after such an analysis, it seems that the possibility of the former is relatively high.

People from other sects arrested them because they had no brains, and arresting them was almost a declaration of war with Jitianmen.

"The two of them seem to be okay." Fat Sanhua began to study the appearances of the first from the left and the second from the right this time, after all, there was only so much he could see.

It is definitely too late to rush up the mountain now, Xue Zhui's idea is to rush to the ancient town of Jian at the foot of the mountain immediately, and run to the market.

Xue Zhui's idea was correct, but it's a pity that he had run for a long distance just now, and his physical strength was not that good. In addition, this place was rocky and overgrown with weeds, so it was really not easy to run.

Fat Sanhua only felt that her body suddenly began to lean forward, it turned out that Xue Zhui had tripped over a rock.

Xue Zhui fell, and Fat Sanhua was thrown out like a small cannonball.

Before the leisurely expression on his face disappeared completely, he fell to the ground with a snap.

"Boss!" Xue Zhui screamed in pain.

"You...don't worry about me, you can go first, you are not their opponent, remember to go to the mountain to call someone..." Fat Sanhua stretched out a chubby paw and hoarse at the little fox.

Xue Zhui didn't want to leave at first, but what Fat Sanhua said was right, he was no match for these two, if he stayed, Fat Sanhua couldn't be saved, so he would join in too.

In the end, he could only grit his teeth: "Boss, you must wait for me to come back to save you!"

"Okay, let's go..." Fat Sanhua exhausted his last bit of strength, watching the little fox jump up from the ground, and headed towards Qifeng without looking back.

Fat Sanhua was caught by those two demon cultivators.

Fat Sanhua flicked his tail.

It's all right, he's tired of staying in Qifeng for a long time, but he's too lazy to go to other places to play, and the upper realm is also very troublesome, only half of his body can pass, he doesn't want to go recently.

How good is Moxiu, he has long wanted to see what the unrepaired place looks like, and there are two free laborers taking him there, Fat Sanhua is very happy.

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