The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"I caught it!" Zuo Yi held down Fat Sanhua, who had no fighting spirit, and Fat Sanhua gave Zuo Yi a symbolic stare with his feet.

"Okay, it's a pity that one ran away, but this one is enough." The second from the right stepped forward.

The first step of catching a spirit beast is a success, then more problems need to be solved next.

How are they going to take Fat Sanhua away?

You must know that Jiangu Town is a little further away. This spirit beast belongs to Jitianmen. It stands to reason that everyone in Jiangu Town should know him.

Fat Sanhua was lying on the grass, laying his body lazily, listening to their intense discussion in boredom.

After about 10 minutes, the two seemed to have finally finished chatting, and they turned their attention to Fat Sanhua, who was almost asleep.

"Let me warn you first, don't think about running away, if you struggle casually, something will go wrong..." Zuo Yi said fiercely.

In fact, he wasn't too sure if Fat Sanhua could understand it, but after thinking about it, Fat Sanhua should have some ability as a spirit beast.

Fat Sanhua nodded dispensably. The efficiency of these two people is really too bad. If this continues, there is no need to worry whether the people in Jiangu Town will find out. He reckons that Xue Zhui has brought people to chase him .

"Second from the right, he nodded, didn't he? He nodded!" The first from the left said excitedly, as if he had discovered some new land. So it turns out that this little cat can really understand their speech, and still nod.

No wonder it's a spirit beast, it really is a spirit beast, so amazing.

They finally caught something big this time.

"This spirit beast is so smart, it doesn't know how to play tricks?" The second from the right was a little worried.

Fat Sanhua is a little annoyed, he is such a cooperative little cat, basically he is responsive to these two people, it can be said that he is very friendly.

As a result, these two guys were moaning and moaning, and it was such a small problem that it has not been resolved until now.

Fat Sanhua shook her head, thinking in her heart, or just leave.

The two demon cultivators thought for a long time, and finally came up with a solution.

……

Fat Sanhua was expressionless.

These two people are really trash. After thinking for so long, the last so-called solution is to wrap him in a cloth and carry him on his shoulders.

What kind of solution is this?

You must know that most of the people who come and go here are monks, and everyone's things are placed in the mustard space, and they look very chic. The two of them are carrying a huge package, can they not arouse suspicion.

Fat Sanhua sighed.

Alas, there are still too few people as smart as him in the world.

At first, the two demon cultivators thought they had come up with a great idea, but when they came to Jiangu Town and walked on the street, they quickly discovered the problem.

The two brothers looked at each other, tried their best to pretend to be ordinary people, gritted their teeth and walked in this lively market.

Just as they were worried, the people in Jiangu Town couldn't help but pay attention.

The first from the left and the second from the right were secretly vigilant, as soon as they were questioned what was in the package, they would run away immediately.

The strange thing is that although everyone paid attention to them, no one rushed forward to question the situation.

Even when they reached the gate, the guards of Jitianmen just gave them one more look and let them pass.

"Second from the right, our method is really good." The first from the left was flattered.

"Yeah, in terms of intelligence, we are still demon cultivators, and we can't do these righteous ways, that is, because of the large number of people, our brains are really bad, so we can't see the problem,"

"I don't think it will take a few years for our demon cultivators to dominate the world." The second from the right laughed.

Fat Sanhua, who got a round head out of the cloth bag, shook his head, so he said that magic cultivation is not good.

Thanks to him putting his head out of the bag, sleeping with his eyes squinted, and signaling to everyone to keep quiet along the way, they were able to come out of Jiangu Town so smoothly.

It is estimated that the people in Jiangu Town thought these two were Jitianmen disciples, they were lucky enough to be selected by Fat Sanhua as laborers, and they took Fat Sanhua out to play.

It's late autumn now, the temperature has dropped a lot, Fat Sanhua doesn't feel bored staying in the cloth bag, it's quite comfortable.

Coupled with the fact that the person carrying him was shaking because of walking, like a small cradle, Fat Sanhua fell asleep not long after.

When Fat Sanhua woke up, they didn't know where they had gone.

Fat Sanhua stuck his little head out and looked around.

This was a bit beyond his expectation. He thought that these two guys would be caught soon, and he might have returned to Qifeng when he woke up.

Should it be said that these two people were more powerful than he expected, or that the people from Qifeng were more powerful than he expected.

"Meow meow?" Where are you going now?

Fat Sanhua asked curiously.

However, just as he asked the question, a big hand suddenly pressed down on his head.

"What's wrong with you, didn't you see that the cat has already got out, what if he runs away?" The second from the right strongly accused the first from the left.

"Why did he run away? This cat is so heavy, and it weighs heavily on my back. If he really ran away, I would be the first to notice it." Zuo Yi was dissatisfied. The two of them are actually in the same realm, and the difference in aptitude and age is not the same. big.

The second on the right always bosses him around, and those who don't know think that the second on the right is better than him.

"When you find out, they all ran away. What's the use of running away, you..." Before you could finish your second sentence, he suddenly screamed. With a small temper, he bit him viciously.

These two useless people are quite useless, and they have a lot of moves.

"Are you okay?" Zuo Yi was taken aback. He was just about to see what happened to Right II when suddenly something hit him on the shoulder.

He looked down and found that it was Fat Sanhua who patted his shoulder, and his furry paw was still resting on his shoulder.

"Meow meow~" Give the cat something to eat, I'm hungry.

Fat Sanhua said it as a matter of course.

The first from the left and the second from the right blinked at the same time and looked at each other.

Oops, they can't understand cat language.

Fat Sanhua thought for a while, then took out the translator from her mustard space and put it on her forehead.

"Meow meow~" Give the cat something to eat, I'm hungry.

Fat Sanhua repeated what he said again.

He got two dumbfounded faces.

Fat Sanhua scratched his chin with his paw.

That's right, these two demon cultivators are naive and stupid, how can he be sure that they can understand words.

A smart cat like him is not particularly literate, so he only knows some basic characters and makes mistakes all the time.

"He, he spoke." Zuo Yi stammered, he couldn't believe what he saw.

"What do you mean by talking? It's because words appeared in that thing on his head." The second on the right hated that iron could not be made into steel, and the first on the left really couldn't do it, and he couldn't even speak clearly.

"My God, is this a spirit beast? It's too powerful." Zuo Yi praised.

"But speaking of it, all spirit beasts are like this. He didn't have anything on his ear just now, and it can still be disassembled." Zuo Yi felt miraculous.

The second from the right showed a dismissive expression.

"That's why I said you can't do it. You have to learn from me. They are spirit beasts. Why do you think people in the world are so chasing spirit beasts? Isn't that the reason?"

"Spirit beasts are so miraculous and powerful." The second from the right talked eloquently, educating the first from the left.

Zuo nodded, this time he was completely convinced, this spirit beast is really powerful.

Fat Sanhua has no expression on his face, so these two people are idiots.

"Meow meow meow~" Can we start eating now?I'm hungry.

Fat Sanhua patiently reiterated her needs again.

These two people probably can understand words, but their comprehension ability is particularly poor.

"Second from the right, what do spirit beasts eat?" The first from the left was a little nervous. He had never raised a spirit beast, nor heard a request from a spirit beast. Fat San's sudden remarks made him quite at a loss. .

"Spirit beasts are also monsters, so of course they eat the same things as monsters." The second from the right rolled his eyes, and the first from the left nodded after hearing that, that's the reason.

Then the next step is to catch monsters, and catching monsters is not a difficult task for them.

The one on the left is holding Fat Sanhua, and the second on the right is responsible for catching monsters. In just 2 minutes, they caught a little monster and sent it to Fat Sanhua.

The first from the left and the second from the right look at Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua also looked at them.

"No, don't you want to eat?" Zuo paired Fat Sanhua's attitude, which had unconsciously changed, and he seemed extremely cautious.

Fat Sanhua was speechless.

"Meow meow!" Who eats raw, of course it must be cooked. Are you prehistoric humans?Also like a hair and drink blood.

Fat Sanhua angrily taught these two guys a lesson. He no longer said that Qifeng's people are trash. If Qifeng's people are trash, the two in front of him are trash.

The second from the right hurriedly cast a spell to create a small fire, and after a while, he roasted the chicken-like monster in his hand.

They dropped the monster again in front of Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua was furious, they were not cooking, they were roasting chicken.

This poor monster, which looks like a chicken, has not been plucked or cleaned. It was just put on the fire and roasted. The feathers on the outside were all burnt into charcoal, and it emitted a puff. Bad smell.

If you think about it with your toes, you will know that the outside is burnt into charcoal and the inside is still raw meat. Can this kind of thing be eaten by kittens?

"Meow meow!" Of course what I want to eat is delicious food, this kind of food is given to you, can you eat it?Are you discriminating against me?Do you think I'm not worthy of good food?

Fat Sanhua scolded angrily.

The first from the left and the second from the right hurriedly shook their heads.

"But, but we don't know how to cook." Zuo Yi felt aggrieved, how could they cook this kind of thing, they usually don't eat.

"Meow meow!" It's fine if you can't learn on the spot, you two should have brains, if you have brains, you can learn, and if you can learn, you can cook.

Fat Sanhua is a matter of course.

The reason is of course the same. When the first from the left and the second from the right were about to learn how to cook, the second from the right suddenly realized it.

"Wait, why are we so obedient to what he says,"

"He told us to cook, so we cook, he's just a monster!" The second from the right rolled up his sleeves, and the first from the left listened, that's the truth, that's right.

That's right, why should Fat Sanhua say what they want to do? Is Fat Sanhua their boss?

What happened to the spirit beast?Isn't the spirit beast also a monster? Since they have snatched the spirit beast, it should be the spirit beast that succumbed to their majesty.

"Hey, Fat Cat, it's good for you to eat, and you are picky, do you think you have the right?" The second from the right smashed the burnt chicken on Fat Sanhua's face. I owe a beating.

Fat Sanhua was silent for a while.

Just when the first from the left and the second from the right thought they had succeeded, there was a sudden noise.

"Crack!" Fat Sanhua slapped the chicken hard with his paw.

The second from the right was about to teach him a lesson, but this cat, who didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, saw the chubby Sanhua's face after the chicken was photographed.

The round-headed cat showed two fangs and made a fierce look at him.

Wow... so scary!

The second from the right was taken aback for a moment, and then let out a burst of laughter. This spirit beast probably thought he was so handsome.

Sure enough, the most pitiful thing in this world is the guy who has no self-knowledge.

"Hahahahaha... Ah!" The laughter from the second from the right stopped abruptly.

Fat Sanhua jumped out of the cloth bag all at once, slammed his head on his chest, and was thrown ten meters away.

"Second from the right!" The first from the left uttered a miserable call.

"Crack!" Fat Sanhua's whole cat came out of the bag, kicked Zuo Yi in the face with his hind legs, and Zuo Yi was knocked down to the ground.

"I'm being polite to you, you really think you're someone, so what about spirit beasts, are you amazing, put down your figure!" The second from the right got up from the ground and shouted angrily.

He had already lost his mind due to excessive anger, and under the anger, he directly tried a spell.

"Wait!" Zuo Yi yelled loudly, but he still couldn't stop it.

The spell from the second from the right still fell on Fat Sanhua, and the first from the left thought that the spirit beast they had worked so hard to steal was about to die, but he didn't expect Fat Sanhua to look like a ghost after the tree method. It's okay, shaking his body like a cat.

"Meow!" Fat Sanhua howled like a little tiger.

They took a closer look and saw a line of words on the translator.

This fat cat must be insulting them, they have already thought up countless ugly curse words.

"Hurry up and cook for me!"

Fat Sanhua, who was already hungry and lost his mind, let out a growl.

Left one, right two: "..."

"I just let the water go, my real level is not like this, you make me aware now, you will regret it because of your provocation." The second from the right got up from the ground and walked to Fat Sanhua's before.

Fat Sanhua still looked very angry because of excessive hunger.

The second from the right really didn't release the water this time, and released a spell fiercely.

Standing on the side, Zuo Yi couldn't help shivering, he had already heard the crackling sound of the lightning technique.

It must be that Fat Sanhua was burnt.

Unexpectedly, Fat Sanhua was still standing where he was after the spell, and the lightning flashed over him, blasting away all his fur, even the tip of his tail. Now he is like a super-sized dandelion. Words with a fierce expression.

Fat Sanhua was furious, and it was fine if these two people didn't cook for him, and they kept nagging, not knowing what they wanted.

Fat Sanhua directly slammed into the second from the right, knocked him to the ground, and pressed on him, preventing him from getting up.

"You...!" You Er didn't finish his sentence, Fat Sanhua jumped directly on top of him.

The second from the right felt tightness in his chest, and his bones seemed to be broken.

"Hurry up and cook for me, hurry up and cook for me, hurry up and cook for me!" Fat Sanhua stomped on the second from the right crazily, and the first from the left covered his mouth while watching.

The second from the right...is, still alive?

The first one on the left mourned for the second one on the right for 30 seconds. Now he finally understands why the spirit beast is a spirit beast and why the spirit beast is so precious.

This is indeed not a powerful species that they can covet.

Since the second from the right is being targeted by the spirit beast, he must be destined to be unable to escape. He will live with the second to the right, and until the day of his death, he will always remember the good brother from the second to the right.

Zuo Yi completed these complex mental activities in his heart, turned his head and started to run, but before he ran a meter, he felt like he was hit by a mountain in the back, and his internal organs became incomparable The weight became heavy, almost breaking through his chest and rushing out.

Although Fat Sanhua arrived late, he quickly landed on Zuo Yi's body.

Fat Sanhua is no longer at the level, these two people are really troublesome, he has already made such a big sacrifice for these two people, and now he just wants to have a meal, these two guys will leave him alone.

He put these two heartless guys together.

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"Meow!" Hurry up!

Fat Sanhua watched from behind, the first on the left and the second on the right looked at each other, took a furtive look at Fat Sanhua, and finally plucked the newly caught chicken honestly.

"Meow meow!" Here!here!

Fat Sanhua inspected the chicken that the two men had plucked. His sharp eyes found that the chicken still had unplucked hair, and he pointed it out with his claws angrily.

"Where is it? It's been pulled very clean." The second from the right grumbled.

Fat Sanhua showed a pointy nail.

Second Right, who was complaining non-stop just now, immediately shut up, and quietly took a step back.

He didn't seem to say anything particularly excessive, right? Fat Sanhua?

No way, no way, Fat Sanhua is going to end him directly.

Just when the second from the right was worried, Fat Sanhua's pointed nail did not fall on him in the end, but on the chicken.

"Meow meow." Look, this is the place, and there is a chicken feather on it.

Fat Sanhua pointed it out with his fingernails.

Second from the right: "..."

The second from the right dutifully picked off the chicken feather.

Fat Sanhua supervised them to pluck the chicken feathers for a long time, and finally they couldn't see the dirty things.

What's next?

The first one on the left and the second one on the right looked at Fat Sanhua anxiously. They are now in the wilderness, without a village in front of them or a shop behind them.

I can't buy anything, and of course I can't buy seasonings. If I can't buy seasonings, this roast chicken won't taste good no matter what.

Fat Sanhua rubbed his chin, and took out a lot of seasonings from the mustard space.

The first one on the left and the second one on the right stared round their eyes. Of course they knew about the Mustard Space, but can even monsters create the Mustard Space now?

What kind of monster is Fat Sanhua?How can you do this?

If before that they still had a little thought of resisting and running away, at this moment they had no idea, and could only honestly follow Fat Sanhua's request.

Although Fat Sanhua has never cooked, but he watched others do it.

Haven't eaten pork, haven't seen a pig run yet?

He pushed out several kinds of seasonings, and one or two people spread the seasonings evenly, and started to roast the chicken on the fire after lighting the fire.

"Meow meow meow!" Turn and turn!

Fat Sanhua smelled the fragrance of seasoning, and finally felt a little better.

He had already started to regret it, what on earth was he thinking, that he left such a comfortable and comfortable life, and ran out with these two guys, and he couldn't even eat after he ran out.

It was so miserable, so miserable.

The first from the left and the second from the right did not dare to slack off at all, they worked hard to turn the roast chicken, and looked at Fat Sanhua's eyes by the way.

The brothers and sisters were relieved at the same time, at least now Fat Sanhua seemed to be quite satisfied, their crisis was finally temporarily resolved.

Under Fat Sanhua's excellent guidance, a chicken was finally roasted.

"Meow meow meow~" The taste is very ordinary, but fortunately I have me to guide you, so that you can make something edible for the first time. I hope you can learn and improve yourself in the future, and you can Let me look at you with admiration.

Fat Sanhua put the chicken into his mouth while chattering.

I saw the screen on his head flashing line after line of words quickly, and the one on the left and the two on the right couldn't see clearly at all.

It shouldn't be something important.

Fat Sanhua was full after eating and drinking, and wiped her mouth comfortably.

"Meow~" It's getting late now, you guys have to find a way to build a house, I'm going to bed.

Fat Sanhua sat under the tree and glanced at the sun hanging in the sky. It should be three or four o'clock in the afternoon at least.

Get ready now, otherwise the sun will set in a few hours, and it will be too late.

"That... Immortal, the thing is like this, we think it's really getting late, if we send you back now, there's still time, before it gets dark,"

"I think we've been out for a long time, why don't we take you back now." Zuo Yi smiled flatteringly at Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua is very dissatisfied, how long has it been since he came out, why is he going back so soon, he hasn't played enough yet.

"Meow meow." I don't want to go back.

"No, why, why?"

"Immortal, you don't even know how many people yearn for the Jitian Gate, and they sharpen their heads and want to drill into it,"

"The mountains and rivers are beautiful there, isn't it more comfortable than running around here? We will definitely take you back in our arms, and we will never make you troublesome." The second on the right wanted to swear a poisonous oath to ensure the authenticity of his words.

"Meow meow meow meow~" Didn't you bring me out, didn't you bring me out to play, why did you send me back so soon?I don't want to, I want to play outside for a while.

Fat Sanhua was very upset. These two guys stole him out before, but now they probably think he is annoying, and they are about to throw him away.

How can there be such a good thing in the world.

Now that he has been brought out, he should be responsible to the end.

The first from the left and the second from the right showed constipated expressions at the same time.

For this matter, they have been reflecting on themselves for a long time.

They were also thinking about what blinded their eyes that they brought Fat Sanhua here from Jitianmen!