Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

A large number of zombie courtiers rushed in quickly. Luo signaled the chef to distribute the cake to them, and then slowly said after watching everyone eat, "Human beings are more terrifying than we imagined."

Fei Yu's hand holding the cake was trembling, he tried his best to restrain his excitement and knelt down on one knee, "My king please issue an order to exterminate human beings!"

The officials who reacted also echoed, "Please make an order from my king!"

"No." Luo waved his hand and continued under the puzzled eyes of the courtiers, "Humans can make such delicious food, which shows good intentions. We don't kill them, we want... to raise humans in captivity! Let them serve us. Make more delicious food!"

"Your Majesty is wise!" All the ministers shouted unanimously again, thinking to themselves that His Majesty's move is so wonderful, truly worthy of His Majesty!

404 who just vomited and ran into the room: ...Nima Luo Yuwei, you have another moth _(:з」∠)_ I've had enough of you, okay?

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The pungent smell of blood and decay filled the air. People kept falling down and never getting up again. The footsteps of the zombies continued to move forward.

"Run!" "Fuck, I'm going to drag these bastards as backs if I die!" "If you can run, run quickly, one survives!" The noisy voice continued to rise and fall, and City X finally fell.

With a bang, the man with a bloody face fell to the ground. Feeling the shadow of the zombies, he couldn't help but close his eyes. He was about to die...I'm really unwilling...Thinking of this, the man was surprised to find the zombies It didn't even eat him, but threw him to the side of the open space.

It was said to be an open space, but it was filled with people within a few minutes. They all stood here for the same reason - they were thrown over by zombies.

Zombies have changed from cannibals to vegetarians?Human beings can't help but think of it under the surprise of the rest of their lives.

People were constantly being thrown into the open space, and the human beings who came to resist the zombies soon became their captives.

"What's going on here?!" The hulking man staggered to his feet and asked after spitting bloody saliva.

The zombies surrounded the human beings without moving, but stared at them motionless with a dull expression, as if they were guarding captives.

"They didn't kill anyone." A thin man behind whispered, "Although they were beaten hard, there were no human casualties."

The big man was stunned, "These zombies still know not to kill people, so they still have this IQ? Can they become smart?"

While they were discussing, the zombies slowly dispersed to make way for a path as if they had heard some order. The big man stared dumbfounded at a man who looked like a human walking towards them through the path.

"Human, I am Feiyu, the first knight of our king." The man introduced with a hoarse voice, "Now I declare that you have officially become our captives."

"Zombies can still talk... Zombies can still be like people..."

There was a burst of noise from the people, and they looked at Fei Yu with disbelief and despair. There was no way to survive, and this zombie had an IQ... Isn't it true that human beings are hopeless? !

Fei Yu curled her lips gracefully, in her heart she had infinite contempt for the fish-lipped human beings, as expected, as His Majesty said, human beings are too stupid!

"What do you want to do when you arrest us?" The tall and thin man was the first to react, and the fear in his heart not only did not decrease but increased.

"Humans, this is not what you should ask." Fei Yu said slowly, "Today my king will patrol her territory. As slaves, you must prepare the highest-level welcome ceremony for human beings, you understand!" At the end Bursts of murderous aura emanated from his body, and his blood-colored eyes made everyone tremble with fright.

Fei Yu left, but the army of zombies was stationed in City X. The few small leaders with power left in City X gathered together to discuss the words left by Fei Yu, "What should we do now? Waiting for that queen to come, wouldn't it be a dead end?" The tall and thin man remembered turning around.

"It's not appropriate to act rashly now. The zombies haven't tried to kill us yet, but once we make drastic moves, the lives of the people in City X will be in danger." The big man said in a deep voice, patting the tall and thin man on the shoulder to calm him down. one time.

"What I'm thinking about now is... what about the welcome ceremony tomorrow?" The gentle man sitting on the stool frowned.

"...Could it be possible to sing Beijing welcomes you?" The big man was confused.

"...Actually, the zombies don't know what our welcome ceremony is like. If it doesn't work, just find someone to fool them." The tall and thin man suggested.

"Skinny Monkey is right, we should just find a ceremony that everyone can do."

"Everyone will... what is popular before the end of the world?"

"……Gangnan style."

Everyone was relatively silent.

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When Luo came to City X the next day, Fei Yu was describing to her how weird, stupid, and vulnerable human beings are.Luo said "Oh", casually glanced at the humans gathered in the square not far away and said lightly, "Human beings are always more magical than we imagine."

As soon as the voice fell... a word became a proverb.

"My dad just killed him, he just killed him, and he dragged him into the building. You should hurry up and ask for the price. You kid, you can ask for the price if you twist your waist. Dad didn't have an X deal. I can ask for the price of the bed~ I can also ask for the price. "

While the explosive music was playing, human beings also danced strange dances.

Luo & Raindance: ...

"... Am I hallucinating?" Luo turned to look at Fei Yu.

Fei Yu listened to the clear lyrics, "My dad just killed him (ah~) just killed him~ oh~ oh~ oh~ oh~ my dad just killed him (ah~) just killed him~ oh~ Oh~oh~oh~my dad just killed him~eh~~~~~~~~Xiexie~tired~oh~oh~oh~oh~my dad just killed him~eh~~~~~~ ~~Xiexie~I'm tired~oh~oh~oh~oh~ hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~" Nodding resolutely, "Your Majesty is just an auditory hallucination, I will take you to visit your territory!"

Luo looked blankly at the miraculous dance and the exaggerated writhing of the human beings, and muttered to himself, "Human beings... are really scary."

404 just ran over and saw this scene, ORZ fell to the ground in an instant, this crumbling world... this world of betrayal... Help Xiao Yuan, why haven't you shown up yet! !Luo Yuwei needs your rescue!

Xiao Yuan, who was so missed by 404, was having a meeting at base H at the moment, and Luo Yuwei was the center of the discussion.

"A large number of zombies are rushing to City X now. After careful detection, we suspect that this is the base of the zombies." Xiao Yuan said seriously, and the notebook in her hand recorded the specific routes of the zombies these days.

"We have also made a major discovery here. After research, we found that zombies can be divided into four levels. The higher the level, the stronger the strength, and the intelligence is closer to that of humans." The speaking woman tied her hair back and wore glasses. A capable look.

Her words aroused everyone's discussion, "This is really not good news."

The woman sighed, "Yes, and I suspect that the zombies are under control, at least they have superiors."

"In that case, it is possible that they went to City X after receiving orders from their superiors, then..." Xiao Yuan narrowed her eyes, "There must be high-level zombies in City X!"

"Let me go and find out." The man who had been sitting in the corner without any sense of presence suddenly said, he has the ability of invisibility and is indeed very suitable for a spy.

"Chu Lin, you don't have the ability to protect yourself, I'll go with you." The capable woman couldn't refuse.

Chu Lin wanted to refuse but was interrupted by Xiao Yuan, "In this case, you have to be careful and safety first." She knew that Chu Lin didn't want others to accompany him to take risks, but at this time, if he were to act alone at this time, that would be the real truth. on an adventure.

After the meeting was over and everyone left, Xiao Yuan closed her notebook, feeling a sudden indescribable palpitation in her heart, "I always feel...something bad is about to happen."

"Miao Qing, you should stay at the base. I don't know when the next group of zombies will attack the city. Who will protect everyone after you leave?" Chu Lin frowned and looked at the woman behind him.

"The base has Sister Xiao and Mo Lan, and I'm fine without me." Miao Qing raised her eyebrows and looked at him, "But you need me by your side."

With a pun, Chu Lin suddenly felt embarrassed when he thought of something.

On the same day, the two packed up and went to City X. They planned to withdraw after finding out the situation... But you can't afford to hurt the supernatural being caught as soon as you enter the city_(:з」∠)_

"This is a newly captured prisoner." Sunshine threw Chu Lin and Miao Qing who were tied into rice dumplings on the ground, and pointed at Fei Yu.

"Oh, I heard that humans treat captives by letting them farm the land, so let them grow wheat." Fei Yu said casually, busy with the work at hand without paying much attention.

Sunshine nodded, "Okay, it looks like these two people are quite strong, and farming doesn't count as burying talents."

404 who pretended to be passing by but was actually watching: ...it turns out that letting people with supernatural powers farm the land does not count as burying talents.

Fei Yu's words completely sent the two of them into hell, so from that day on, their daily life was: farming, farming, farming!

What, want to run?If you catch it back, you will be punished to eat the sweet and greasy cake!This kind of thing is a big killer for zombies who love salty cakes, and it is very suitable to be used as punishment props for humans.

"I... can't eat anymore, hiccup!" Miao Qing swallowed the tiramisu in her mouth, and she was about to pass out.

Chu Lin looked at the three pieces of cake left on the plate, gritted his teeth, grabbed them and devoured them. The sweet and bitter taste filled his palate. He vowed not to eat cakes for the rest of his life after he escaped! ! !

Seeing that all the cakes were eaten, the overseer's zombie walked away with an empty plate in satisfaction.My king is really wise, the fish-lipped humans still want to escape?Hmph, sweet and greasy cakes are enough!

So... When Xiao Yuan finally saw Chu Lin and Miao Qing who had escaped, she fell into silence.

In her imagination, these two people must have been brutally tortured, and they must be skinny and weak at the moment, but who are these two fat people weighing more than [-] catties in front of them?

Miao Qing and Chu Lin wailed loudly, this is a vicious method newly developed by the zombies to torture humans! ! !

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