Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

"You said zombies like to eat meat floss cakes...?" Xiao Yuan couldn't believe it. Zombies don't like to eat human flesh but love cakes, and it's that kind of meat floss cake that is very salty and hard to eat. Are zombies so tasteless? [Hey hey hey, the focus is wrong!

"They also take humans as captives, asking them to make cakes for them every day." Miao Qing continued.

"It's amazing that this group of zombies didn't kill a single human. This is the best news recently that all the humans in City X are still alive." Chu Lin added.

"...I need to digest it." Xiao Yuan leaned against the wall and sat down slowly. First, the zombies became wise, and then they didn't like human flesh but salty cakes instead of desserts. , and these zombies did not harm humans, but just let humans make wonderful food for them.

"...Are you two still or even awake?" Xiao Yuan came to this conclusion after thinking for a while.

"I'm fine, even though my body is full of that sweet and greasy thing." Chu Lin answered with a self-deprecating tone. They were forced to eat cakes for a month after they escaped for a month. Big Fatty, but relying on their rich escape experience, they escaped before they died of fatness!

"I'm thinner than A Lin, because A Lin ate a lot of cakes for me, so I'm... normal." Miao Qing covered her face, feeling for the first time that Chu Lin actually had such a masculine side under her thin appearance.

Xiao Yuan propped her forehead with her hands, and said weakly, "But I'm a little unconscious. Today, my worldview has received a severe shock..."

"I understand you. You can take a break. We are discussing about the 'taste of zombies'." Miao Qing looked at her sympathetically. As a good friend, she knows Xiao Yuan's taste very well. Oh, there is no balance between salty and sweet, right? ?

"It's not a matter of taste... Forget it ==" Xiao Yuan waved her hand weakly and stopped talking, but walked towards the bedroom, her back looked infinitely depressed.

And the other side...

"Hey, where are those two fat guys?" The supervisor zombie was puzzled to find that he couldn't find his slave. My God, what about the rest of the farm work? QAQ

"Human beings are coming to your door again!" There was a shout from a distance, and the supervisor zombies immediately cheered up and their eyes glowed red, just in time for the rain, dear!

Luo stood at a high place and looked down at the war below. He said it was a war, but in fact it was more appropriate for zombies to bully humans.The humans of Yuzui always thought that those little supernatural beings could defeat my big zombie. Luo Gouzan smiled as he watched the hundreds of supernatural beings below, whose skins were bruised and swollen by high-level zombies, and then captured.

Hundreds of supernatural beings are coming, how can the witty and great Queen Luo let the low-level zombies fight, you must know that the little zombies are just children~~~ They are the little meat floss cakes of my zombie country, and they need to be taken good care of.

Ever since he ate the delicious meat floss cake, Luo added a line in the zombie education book, "Low-level zombies are all small meat floss cakes in our country, and they need the love of high-level zombies."

404 said that she didn't want to complain about the zombie version [Human "children are the flowers of the motherland and need the love of adults"].

In this way, the zombies fully implemented the Queen's education outline. Dozens of high-level zombies beat up and tied up the supernatural beings below, while the low-level zombies waved their flags in the city and shouted, "Oh... oh!"

Low-level zombies only have the sanity of a child, and they can't even make a clear voice, so they can only keep saying "Ao Ou."

404: Feeling stuffy, I don't want to complain...

"My king, a hundred people with supernatural powers have been captured." Fei Yu stepped forward and knelt down on one knee at Luo's feet. His body was stained with human blood but he did not appear embarrassed, but exuded a vicious aura. .

The zombie maid behind Luo took a sneak peek at Fei Yu, thinking of his heroic performance, she just felt her heart pounding like a deer, maybe it was because she was too close that she could even smell the masculinity on his body .Thinking of this, the maid only felt a burst of heat on her cheeks, and then a piece of rotten skin fell off.

404 stared at the purple-red skin on the ground, then looked at the maid's indifferent expression and silently turned her head to hit the wall. She is still not used to the life of zombies, how can it break QAQ

Luo ignored the pet that hit the wall, and glanced condescendingly at the supernatural beings who were tied into rice dumplings, and said in a tone of disdain, "Just like before, let's throw it in the field and do farm work."

Let one hundred ones with supernatural powers go to the ground to do farm work! !Bullying people too much! ! ! !The humiliated scalps of the supernatural beings were about to explode in an instant.

"If you want to kill, kill, how can there be so much nonsense!"

"A scholar can be killed and cannot be humiliated. If you are capable, kill the young master!"

"Fuck, I'm fighting with you guys!"

"%*(*&...%￥%..."

Luo frowned and looked at Fei Yu, "What do they mean?"

Fei Yu coughed. In fact, he didn't understand what human beings meant, but when the Queen asked him how could he say he didn't know? !Isn't that a betrayal of my king's trust!

Thinking of this, Fei Yu suddenly had an idea, "Maybe they think that the tasks you give them are too easy, and they think you are overqualified?"

404: ... What he said is so reasonable that I am speechless

Luo nodded in agreement, "It makes sense, I'm a very democratic king, since they think I'm overqualified, then increase the workload. From today onwards, their workload will be increased by ten times, and they will be fined ten sweets if they fail Greasy cake."

"Yes!"

404 inexplicably remembered the two big fat guys who ran away, two yuan a day gained a hundred catties a month... Well, this time, she will be able to see a hundred fat guys with supernatural powers in less than ten days.

Speaking of which, the person who makes the cake is really sick. A piece of cake is as big as a washbasin. The most terrifying thing is the sugar content of the cake. No, the 70.00% is sugar, and the remaining 30.00% is egg flour, okay?

I believe that the next time I see these people, there will already be many diabetic patients, 404 thought with infinite sympathy.

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"What? The country sent a hundred supernatural beings to City X?" Base H was having a meeting again, but this time it was obviously more terrifying than last time.

"...A hundred supernatural beings have fallen, what a terrifying combat power." Xiao Yuan thought in disbelief.

"And there were no casualties this time, have the zombies really changed their diet..."

"...It's eating meat floss cakes instead." Miao Qing couldn't help but said, "You can't imagine that tens of thousands of zombies eat salty cakes every day, and instead of getting red eyes, they start to hide from people. gone!"

"Why is that?" Someone frowned. What is the allusion to this?

"...Because the Zombie King runs a zombie school and educates her people that 'human beings are wonderful and terrifying, we must stay away from humans and be good zombies'".The corner of Chu Lin's mouth twitched when he thought of those educations. After staying in City X for a month, his world view was severely impacted, and the biggest reason for persevering was that he wanted to share the impacted world view with his friends.

Looking at the partners who seemed to be struck by lightning, Chu Lin and Miao Qing looked at each other and felt extremely happy. It is also a kind of happiness to have someone accompany you to smash the lower limit...

"I can't go on like this anymore, I decided to go to City H myself!" Xiao Yuan stood up and said firmly, seeing is believing rather than hearsay, she can't make the next decision without seeing the situation in City X with her own eyes.

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"One hundred people with supernatural powers, all of them are captured by zombies." The old man kept the report on the conference table, and sat down slowly while clutching his heart. His voice was trembling, not only because of his illness, but also because of these supernatural powers. those.

"Where are the casualties?" The middle-aged man closed his eyes, also looking very sad.

"No...casualties." The secretary behind the old man replied in a strange voice, "The zombies didn't kill humans, but tied them up and brought them into the city."

"What are they going to do again?" The middle-aged man frowned.

"It's not always about asking everyone to make meat floss cakes for them." A long-haired woman sat at the end of the conference table, and she interjected lazily while playing with the document in her hand.

The middle-aged man frowned deeper when he heard her words, "General Wei, now is not the time to joke!"

The woman called General Wei looked up at him, "Who's kidding? I'm serious. Zombies are definitely not for human beings to make meat floss cakes for them. Are you right?"

Her righteous words made everyone depressed immediately, yes, besides you, General Wei, who else likes to eat that salty meat floss cake, and zombies would not be so tasteless!

"Okay, stop arguing." The old man waved his hand to interrupt their quarrel, "It's not as accurate as seeing it with your own eyes. If you want to know the purpose of the zombies, send someone to investigate."

"I'll go." As soon as his words fell, General Wei quickly spoke and then glanced at the middle-aged man, "After all, I am not a general who can only joke."

The middle-aged man's face darkened, and before he could speak, the old man spoke first, "Alright, I'm more at ease if you go, that's it, go and come back quickly, and be careful."

General Wei let out a "hmm", pulled away his chair, stood up and walked towards the door, as if thinking of something, he turned his head and added, "Before I come back, please let the chef develop a new flavor, otherwise... hehe."

Everyone was instantly frightened by the ghostly face she showed at the end, and the middle-aged man sighed bitterly after she walked out, "How can people feel at ease with her appearance!"

The old man shook his head and said incomprehensibly, "Why do you insist on acting like you're against her even though you're worried about her?"

"It's because she is so unreliable!" The middle-aged man's face was completely dark, "President, look at the things she has done recently, it's just... nonsense!"

"But you are angry on your lips, but you are still pampering her." The old man pointed it out bluntly, causing everyone to laugh, and the black face of the middle-aged man immediately turned into a red face.

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