Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

"General Feiyu, we have captured another group of humans!" A second-level zombie dressed as a team leader came to report, looking at Feiyu who was making the 'Zombie Elementary School [-]th Grade General Knowledge Book' with admiration.

"Well, send it to Lu Bo." Fei Yu dispatched the captives indifferently. This month, no less than three batches of humans have been captured, so there is really no need to make a fuss.

"Yes!" The second-level zombie responded with a loud voice, and ran out with hot cheeks, not forgetting to catch the carrion that kept falling from his face. How could these dirt stain the eyes of the general!

"Send the captives to General Lu Bo!" The little zombie greeted his subordinates, and sent the captives tied into zongzi to Lu Bo.

Lu Bo was ordered by Luo to supervise human chefs to develop and produce delicious food. It can be said that they were not taken seriously. After all, zombies cared about meat floss cakes second only to their queen.

Xiao Yuan is also in the group of captives, although she was mentally prepared before coming here...but seeing the zombies chattering about whether the meat floss cake is better or the meat floss cake is more delicious, Xiao Yuan still feels _(:з」∠)_ very tired Zombies are so scary I can't love them anymore!

But God seems to think that Xiao Yuan's ability to fight against blows is too weak. When she walked into the food research and development department, she heard deafening music, and she sang... "The boundless sky is my love, the flowers at the foot of the green hills." What kind of rhythm is the most ah, the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most joyful, the winding river flows from the sky to the colorful sea, and the fiery ballad is our expectation"

Xiao Yuan: ...

The other captives also looked frightened, but the zombies opened the door of the food department as if they were used to it, and then Xiao Yuan swore with her supernatural power that she really saw dozens of men and women standing They are dancing the Guang·Long dance in a row!What the hell is this? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

It was the first time I saw such a scene inside the zombies, and the captives were very horrified. Just kidding, do the zombies like to watch square dances? !

"General Lu Bo, new prisoners have been delivered." The leader of the zombie team ran forward to report to a fourth-level male zombie.

"Okay, throw this away." Lu Burt replied indifferently.

The team leader looked at the humans dancing very high, swallowed and asked, "General, have you successfully developed another new product?"

"Well, the one that came out today is going to be given to the queen to taste." Lu Bo nodded, and then waved to the humans, "Okay, let's go back after the rewards are over."

Xiao Yuan's captives were also thrown in the yard and no one took care of them. It was at this time that Xiao Yuan understood what was going on...

"The zombies caught us and forced us to make all kinds of salty cakes, and then set up a reward and punishment system." A middle-aged aunt wiped away her sad tears and said, "We must develop a new variety every month. If you can’t complete the task, everyone will be fined to eat ten pieces of cake every day, oh my god, is that a piece of cake, ten yuan is bigger than this bucket!”

Xiao Yuan looked at the bucket pointed at by the aunt, it would be fatal if she ate a bucket...

"Then what's going on with this square dance?" Thinking of the wonderful dance just now, Xiao Yuan couldn't help but support her forehead.

"That's a reward, a reward for completing the task." The aunt said that the expression on her face relaxed a lot at this time, and she seemed to like it with a little joy.

Xiao Yuan turned her head silently, endlessly looping in her head, "You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart. Fill up the wine and let you stay (stay) and always sing the most dazzling ethnic style is the most beautiful gesture in the whole sky (stay) (yo La la ha la ha la ha la ha ha la ha ha)"... Well, this reward really makes the aunts happy, and the end of the world is coming, and you can still dance in the square _(:з」∠)_I always feel that I will be caught play bad rhythm ==

Just when Xiao Yuan felt that the world was spoiled, General Wei was also in Sparta.

"Punishment to eat these disgusting cakes?!" The salty SS general burst into anger and couldn't hold it back because he was punished to eat sweet cakes after sneaking into the group of prisoners.

"This is punishment, do you still want to eat meat floss cake?!" The supervisor zombie also exploded, "Human beings are too arrogant!"

If there is a disagreement, the zombies and General Wei will fight. It can be seen that #咸党和咸党不实定会harmoniously get along with each other#

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"Report~! My king...touch!" Before the zombies had time to report, Luo saw the human beings who came in.

"You are the Zombie King?" General Wei walked in leisurely like a stroll in the courtyard. She looked at Luo's eyes almost glowing green, and her voice revealed eagerness to fight the little zombies that flew over. Bar!"

Luo Ju looked down at her condescendingly, and sneered, "Okay, let me deal with you, a bastard."

"Boom!" There was another crash, and Luo and Wei turned their heads to see another human coming in.

"Reinforcements?" Luo looked at the woman who was slowly walking in, then at General Wei and smiled sarcastically.

"No, it's when you see injustice and draw your sword to help." Xiao Yuan looked at General Wei, "It just so happens that I'm also here to test out the details of the zombies, let's go together?"

"Okay." Wei yawned and responded, "After all, it is a matter of human survival, it is good to have a helper, and the matter is so important that she cannot bear it.

"bump!"

"Bump!"

"Bump bump!"

The three figures quickly started fighting, and then 404 walked in and heard...

"Fuck! Where are you hitting!"

"Damn, a zombie is better than my old lady!"

"Fuck, don't sneak attack!"

"Shut up and focus!"

404: ... Ni Meng is fighting?

Then 404 heard General Wei exclaiming suddenly, "Damn, I didn't expect that you, a little zombie, also like meat floss cakes, tsk tsk zombies also have this taste?"

"Fuck! Zombies have much better taste than you humans, and only people love to eat sweet and greasy stuff!" Luo scolded angrily.

"I love to hear that. Some people love to eat sweet and greasy things. It's so weird!" General Wei couldn't help but agree when he heard Luo Xi's teasing the sweet party, "That's right, if you weren't a zombie, I would definitely recognize you as a friend! "

404: ...Paralyzing you, are you fighting?If you want to be paralyzed, another salty party comes out!convex

Xiao Yuan will not be happy when Sweet Party is ridiculed.There was a "slap", and Luo and General Wei who were having a good chat were slapped on the face by her, and then Xiao Yuan snorted, "Don't blame me for being ruthless if you belittle the sweet party again!"

"Fuck, the sweet party dares to be so arrogant!" Luo and Wei frowned instantly, and then... 404 saw with his own eyes that the two salty parties started to beat the sweet party together == this weird trend.

Among the three, Luo had the highest force value, so it was no problem to resist Wei and Xiao's attack, but now Luo and Wei joined forces to beat Xiao, so soon Xiao gradually lost the wind and took a few hits.

"Hahaha, sweet party, die!" General Wei laughed arrogantly, and the actions of his subordinates became more and more fierce.

"Huh, as a human being, you actually work with zombies!" Xiao Yuan gritted her teeth. She was originally helping out, but she didn't expect that General Wei would be so unreliable, and he would be so rebellious because of the salty-sweet dispute!

"In my eyes, there is only salty and sweet, there is no distinction between humans and zombies!... Aww!!" General Wei was sent flying by Luo's sudden slap before he finished speaking.

"I am the zombie king, what are you doing?" General Wei went crazy.

"...I seem to have fallen in love with her at first sight." Luo looked at Xiao Yuan in a daze, "The more I look at her, the more I like her, and when I look at you who hurt the person I like, naturally the more I don't like it."

"... Nima." The corners of General Wei's mouth twitched. Sure enough, those who rebelled against everyone were rebellious, and they were rebelled as soon as they rebelled. If you are a zombie who suddenly said that he fell in love with humans, can you talk more?

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