[comprehensive] superior skills
Chapter 259: 5
After a day without any surprises at the welfare club, Song Ci, who had regained his lifestyle, returned to the rented building on an old-fashioned bicycle provided by the community.
As soon as she entered the gate, she saw two blood-stained chalk lines near the fountain, and the security captain Lu Sir squatted there with a sad face.
"This time it's complete, but the watermelon has been replaced by instant noodles."
Song Ci looked down at the stick figure on the ground, "She's still a woman, so she can't be so wicked?"
"It's that evil!"
Ku Dan cried with red eyes: "Three people died within seven days. This time, I really don't lay off staff and have no face to stay."
"Are you thinking too much?"
Da Ma put his arms around Ku Dan's shoulders and comforted him, "It's because they can't think about it. What does it have to do with the security guards? Be good, drink some watermelon juice to calm down, and you will feel that everything is OK!"
"Okay what, don't you still have to do it all over again in seven days!"
Bitan tightly shielded his chest, and shouted hysterically: "I beg you, can't you stay away from me like my wife?! It's best not to see each other for the rest of your life!"
What answered him was the sound of cardboard boxes falling to the ground at high speed. If Da Ma hadn't pulled his colleague back at a critical moment, there would have been another stick figure on the ground.
As soon as the security team's tragic emotions were infected, Song Ci couldn't help but want to know how the mutual aid team was doing. It shouldn't be such a coincidence that someone would just rush to challenge the limit on Huihun Night.
Carrying the fruit he bought and boarding the elevator, Song Ci deliberately stopped on the ninth floor. Seeing that the units in the corridor were quiet and accidents had been sealed off by the police, he turned and went back to the tenth floor.
As soon as the key was inserted into the keyhole, Liu Piaopiao opened the door impatiently, "Where did you die? Do you know how lively the building was last night?"
"I know, two more people died."
Song Ci handed over the shopping bag flatteringly, "Sister Piaopiao, I bought a lot of fruit, let's eat together!"
"I'm not talking about dead people! Thanks to me, I thought you were an honest person. As soon as I finished work this morning, I saw a group of refugees blocking the door. I don't know where they came from! I wanted to call the police, but They insisted that they were your friends, and refused to leave!"
Liu Piaopiao said and snatched the bag, "Take this as my reward for helping you look after the house for free. Now, I warn you, send people away quickly, I'm just collecting rent, don't even think about it." Use this place as a shelter!"
Song Ci looked around, and then he understood why the ninth floor was so quiet, and all the gamers ran to the tenth floor.
It's just that their appearance does look a little scary. If they don't speak, they look more like patients who escaped from a mental hospital than Leon.
"It's good to see you're still intact."
Song Ci said polite words without sincerity, "If I remember correctly, a professional ghost hunter should have gone to help last night. Why did you make it like this?"
"How dare you say so?!"
Xu Jiaren, who was shaking like a sieve, said with tears: "If it weren't for some lunatic pretending to be a master to deceive us, the matter would not be so bad that it cannot be saved! I have been wondering where did that Leon who claimed to be able to catch ghosts come from? It turns out that you deliberately harmed someone!"
Song Ci raised his brows, "No way, you chose to complete the trial on a haunted day? How hard is it to think about it? I have something to say about Miss Xu's accusation. It's true that Leon can catch ghosts, but he can't control people. Heart. It is a normal reaction for you to have changes in your heart when you see a ghost, please don’t confuse the difference between the two.”
"We're not fully open."
Zhang Xiaojun subconsciously supported his broken arm before, and snorted: "Only Xu Jiaren in the team turned on the theater mode alone, but Haoran's girlfriend and Liu Meng were both seriously injured because of this trial, although the system will repair the damage, But the pain cannot be shielded, it will continue to exist inside the body until it dissipates naturally."
This means that to a certain extent, the chances of the two passing the test are even lower.
Song Ci looked at the silent Qin Yi, "That's why I said that the time out of sync is really dangerous, didn't you tell them about it?"
Qin Yi's eyes dodged a little, "I didn't expect the matter to be so serious. The system only needs a moment to repair the body. Who would have thought that it would deliberately make such a low-level mistake."
"I don't think it's a mistake."
Song Ci tapped the table, "It's just to remind players to cherish their bodies and use the repair function with caution. Where's Leon?"
Sun Haoran lowered his head in shame, "After sending that old ghost away last night, Xu Jiaren called the police and took him away."
"Why don't this kind of lunatic be locked up and left outside?"
Xu Jiaren sneered and said, "Thanks to his help, there was only one old ghost in the building, but now there is a couple ghosts, and there will be another resurrection!"
"You also know that you can't die, so why blame others?"
Song Ci gently stroked the second king lying in his arms, "The system limit is ten days, as long as you are not asking for trouble, what does it have to do with you if a hundred ghosts come?"
"you!"
Holding her breath, Xu Jiaren said after a while, "I want to buy something from you, and you can set the price whatever you want."
"If it's life value, don't open your mouth."
Song Ci saw through her plan at a glance, "Screaming last night was really enjoyable, but it's a pity that although an hour seems short, it's not so easy to endure."
"My sacrifice was not in vain!"
Xu Jiaren sniffed, trying not to let tears fall, "Last night's trial at least let me know one thing, choose a relatively difficult storyline to enter the game, and you will get more valuable customs clearance rewards."
Song Ci shook his head amusedly, "Aren't you a little too naive to think about ten games after you can't even pass one game? Or, someone promised you something that sounds beautiful but can never be fulfilled. Are you determined to put all your eggs in one basket? Of course, everyone has their own choice, and it has nothing to do with me if you are willing to sacrifice yourself to illuminate others. As long as you don’t come to the door afterwards.”
"Miss Lu, I want to ask you to help my girlfriend relieve her pain."
Sun Haoran said again: "I can't repay you now, but as long as I get out alive..."
After he finished speaking, he gave a wry smile, "We were going to get married. If I hadn't insisted on holding a bachelor party, Fatty and Wen Li wouldn't have been involved in this damn trial..."
Song Ci turned to look at him, "Why do you want to find me?"
Sun Haoran said in a low voice: "Because no matter what the old ghost did last night, he didn't dare to approach this unit, that's why I wanted to ask for help."
"You know the goods, but I'm very busy now and don't have time to draw symbols."
Song Ci got up and packed the things in the room, "You can discuss with Sister Piao Piao about moving upstairs, as long as she has money, she is easy to talk to."
"Should we move upstairs?"
Zhang Xiaojun asked anxiously, "What about you?"
"I have a better place to live, so you don't have to worry about it."
Song Ci threw the key over, "By the way, by the way, say goodbye to Sister Piao Piao for me."
She didn't have much luggage, so she easily carried the bag and came to the hall.
The security team is still muddling along with their errands, but everyone has an extra hard hat on their heads.
Song Ci waved for a taxi, "Please go to Chongguang Mental Hospital."
The driver wearing a peaked cap covered his mouth furtively and said vaguely, "Miss, that mental hospital is far away."
Song Ci was still counting the money with his head down, "How far is it?"
"It's farther than the end of the world!"
While talking, the driver showed a slightly nervous smile, "Do you still want to go?"
"you again?!"
Song Ci raised his forehead and sighed, "I really admire you, don't you think you will run out no matter how many locks you add?"
"Congratulations, you got it!"
Lyon reminded Lily who was hiding in the passenger seat not to forget to say hello to her old friend, "Actually, after thinking about it carefully, the reason why I was taken back every time was that I walked on my feet, and those guards But I walk on tires. In order to change the disadvantage I was in, I stole a taxi and went on the road as soon as I came out this time. How about it, no one knows where I am now?!"
"You turn on the paging station."
Song Ci leaned forward to support the driver's seat and pointed out: "It's the mobile phone used for talking between drivers."
Lyon did as he did, and soon there was a rush of communication tone on the radio, "Warning! Warning! A seriously mentally ill person fled in a taxi in the new district. The license plate number is PD6666. If you see it, please call the police immediately! Finally Reminder, this patient has serious violent tendencies, if you encircle and suppress, please carry a deadly weapon with extremely lethal force!"
The mobile station was still playing the emergency message repeatedly, Song Ci glared at the innocent severely mentally ill patient, "Have you covered the license plate?"
"how is this possible!"
Leon laughed wildly and slapped the steering wheel, "Isn't that going to be stopped by the police halfway, you really think I'm crazy!"
Seeing several taxis rushing to support, they braked and stopped at the intersection not more than a few meters away, and the drivers with big waists and sturdy expressions took out knives, guns and sticks from the trunk and surrounded them. Song Ci raised his feet and hugged the two. Wang ran out, "This time I was really hurt by you!"
Fortunately, she temporarily turned off the theater mode, otherwise it would not be a circle of human flesh, but the scene of a serial car accident.
The two ran back to the stairwell of the building in hiding, one behind the other, and they could still hear shouting and cursing not far away.
When the security guards of the building saw someone entering and making trouble, they hurriedly waved their batons to greet them, "What are you doing, don't you know that you are not allowed to carry lethal weapons in public places?"
"So what if I just bring it?"
The leading burly man was holding a wooden club as thick as a forearm, and threatened: "Just now a car thief sneaked in, I suspect that you are guarding yourself and covering up the thief! Otherwise, why don't you stop the thief and stop the owner instead? "
"Hey, tell me clearly!"
Da Ma frowned, "I'm interested in the little girl in the flower shop, and I can't help but want to take off her clothes, but I haven't done it yet. Is it illegal to want to molest others?"
"Idiot! You can do what you want, why did you say it! It will be used as evidence in court in the future!"
At the critical moment, Sir Lu could bear it, "Hey, don't say I'm not loyal, three people died in this building just now, and the police chalk line hasn't disappeared yet, if you drivers are not afraid of bad luck, you must come in and I will Don't stop me, but don't blame us if something goes wrong in the future!"
The driver at the back looked back and really found a bloody mark, "Boss, the car was found anyway, so let's treat it as a good deed every day..."
Someone handed the ladder, and the strong man in the lead stopped insisting, "For the sake of my good brother, forget it today, and next time, the stick in my hand is not a vegetarian!"
"I'm afraid you'll eat the steamed buns!"
When the taxi drivers scrambled to leave the bloody place, Bitan who was hiding behind stepped forward and said, "Boss, what should I do, I really saw that psycho sneaked into the elevator just now."
"Then you didn't tell me sooner!"
Lu sir pinched his waist and stared at the blinking elevator lights, "Did you see exactly which floor that bastard went to?"
"Probably the fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth floors..."
Ku Gan said uncertainly: "It can't be my fault, those taxi drivers just now were terribly fierce, I'm afraid to add fuel to the flames..."
Lu sir held his arm, and said solemnly: "Kudan, how long has your wife been with you?"
Biting his fingers in pain, Bitan said, "Maybe three or five years..."
Lu sir let out a long sigh, "It's my brother who told you the truth. Your wife is already very loyal for putting up with you for so long. Don't scold her anymore..."
"Ugh..."
Ku Gan burst into tears, "I've already said that I'm a brother, but you don't even look down on me?"
Da Ma also shook his head and sighed, "I don't understand this? It's not that my brother has beaten you long ago!"
With a blue face, Ku Dan pulled out his baton and shouted: "Okay, this time I will try my best to find the psychopath hiding in the building!"
The resident who had just stepped out of the elevator door was taken aback by him, "What did you just say? There are terrorists in the building?"
"No, you misunderstood!"
Lu sir sent people out of the door with a smile, "This is how foreigners talk, and sometimes they don't understand what they are talking about."
Ku Gan saw that the boss was smiling warmly, but he showed a pistol behind his back, his face trembled unconsciously, "It's over, I'm really going to go crazy this time!"
While Sir Lu was still seeing off the guests, Ku Gan picked up the flashlight hanging on the wall and went into the stairwell, "Let's find a way to atone for the crime, damn crazy, where are you?"
"I'm here!"
Leon, who was squatting behind the door, said, "Haven't you heard that the most dangerous place is the safest place? Except for aliens, no one would have thought that I would stay here safely!"
"Okay, I finally found you!"
As soon as Ku Gan said that, he was about to call out, "We'll see how you escape this time!"
"Three minutes and 27 seconds."
Lily drummed lightly, and Leon said with a sinister smile: "The night Mrs. Li returned to her soul, you disappeared alone for three minutes and 27 seconds!"
Bitter gallbladder suddenly collapsed into a puddle of mud, and said angrily, "How do you know?"
"If you want people to not know, you must do it yourself."
Leon snapped his fingers, "I just heard that your wife ran away with someone else?"
"Stop talking, stop talking!"
Ku Dan frantically shook his head, covered his ears and screamed, "Go, go! Just pretend I've never seen you before!"
Leon rubbed his hair and coaxed him: "Man, there is nothing to cry about, just treat it as a novel experience in life! Don't worry, I will never lose you to Li Tell others about the old lady!"
The security guards standing behind the door looked at each other in blank dismay, "Kudan, you actually..."
"Ah!! I hate you guys!!!"
With a howl of bitterness, he ran towards the unclosed elevator room.
Lu sir waved his hand, "Come on, someone is going to commit suicide by jumping down the elevator shaft!"
"What are you following, plus the underground parking lot will break your leg at most!"
Da Ma grabbed hold of the neurotic who was still sneaking away, "But I advise you to call the maintenance workers earlier, I'm afraid that gall will get stuck in it."
Only then did Sir Lu heaved a sigh of relief, "Oh, what a hassle! And you, I ask you to move to another building, okay? There are so many buildings around, why are you only staring at one house!"
Leon smacked his lips, "Because this is the only place where people have died, why don't you go to the rooftop of the next-door unit to jump, and I will come to you in seven days!"
"Grumpy!"
Lu sir untied his belt and tied Leon's hands, "You like to stay, don't you, I'll let you stay as long as you like! Send him to Block A on the ninth floor."
"Ah, that's not good."
Da Ma reined in the mentally ill patient who was still struggling, "Now Kudan is clamoring for death, you asked me to take a living person up to the ninth floor, isn't it too difficult?"
"It's okay if you don't want to go."
Lu sir raised his chin and pointed to the elevator that was obviously malfunctioning, "Go and take out the gall, and let him give it to someone."
"How about I go by myself?"
Leon interjected in the midst of his busy schedule, "I'm familiar with the terrain here, so I promise I won't get lost!"
"Stop rambling, it's not something you did!"
Da Ma shook Lily vigorously, "If you dare to resist, I will smash your baby to pieces first!"
Leon shrank his shoulders, "Okay, don't miss it, I'll go upstairs obediently!"
When they reached the ninth floor, Da Ma didn't even tear off the warning line outside, he opened the door and pushed the person in, "You can just live here honestly, when the boss's anger subsides, and the gall doesn't want to die, I will let you out again."
"Hey, wait!"
Leon struggled to get to the door, "It's okay to let me live in a haunted house, just give me some chocolate!"
Da Ma snorted coldly, "What do you want chocolate for? Today is not Valentine's Day."
Leon said in detail, "Of course the chocolate is for catching ghosts. If you don't have chocolate, you can also use some plastic wrap!"
"Go to hell you!"
Da Ma slammed the door shut, "Xiudou dares to come out and run around without taking medicine!"
"Hiss! If you don't give it, you won't give it. Why lose your temper!"
Leon pressed against the freezer of the refrigerator to cool down the red and swollen nose, "Fortunately, I flash fast, otherwise I would have to replace the parts again."
"Hey, why is there a scent?"
Leon sniffed left and right, "Could it be that someone came to pay homage to Mrs. Li's family?"
He followed the aroma to find the innermost living room, tried to open the door with his butt, and saw the woman lying leisurely on the rocking chair eating at a glance, "Why are you here?"
Song Ci took a sip of the noodles, "I can't pay the rent, and you make it impossible to live in the mental hospital, so I can only make do with it temporarily."
"That's really a coincidence. I also stayed in the haunted house for some unexplainable reason."
Lyon leaned closer and smelled the steaming heat, "Braised pork, fried eggs, chicken wings, and my favorite butter shrimp..."
Song Ci wiped his mouth, "What, can you order food in mental hospitals?"
"Of course not."
Leon leaned against the wall, crossed his legs coolly, looked at the face at a 45-degree angle and sighed, "But they only restricted my body, but they couldn't imprison my soul. As long as I am willing, all impossible things will become possible!"
Song Ci chuckled and said, "Then do you think it's possible for me to throw you down from the ninth floor to test your trapeze skills?"
The author has something to say:
Song Ci: On how bitter gall is made~~_(:з」∠)_
In addition, the scumbag author remembers iron gallbladder, but it automatically becomes bitter gallbladder as soon as it is typed out, which shows how important the first impression is~~
A hundred birds chasing the phoenix, okay~~
As soon as she entered the gate, she saw two blood-stained chalk lines near the fountain, and the security captain Lu Sir squatted there with a sad face.
"This time it's complete, but the watermelon has been replaced by instant noodles."
Song Ci looked down at the stick figure on the ground, "She's still a woman, so she can't be so wicked?"
"It's that evil!"
Ku Dan cried with red eyes: "Three people died within seven days. This time, I really don't lay off staff and have no face to stay."
"Are you thinking too much?"
Da Ma put his arms around Ku Dan's shoulders and comforted him, "It's because they can't think about it. What does it have to do with the security guards? Be good, drink some watermelon juice to calm down, and you will feel that everything is OK!"
"Okay what, don't you still have to do it all over again in seven days!"
Bitan tightly shielded his chest, and shouted hysterically: "I beg you, can't you stay away from me like my wife?! It's best not to see each other for the rest of your life!"
What answered him was the sound of cardboard boxes falling to the ground at high speed. If Da Ma hadn't pulled his colleague back at a critical moment, there would have been another stick figure on the ground.
As soon as the security team's tragic emotions were infected, Song Ci couldn't help but want to know how the mutual aid team was doing. It shouldn't be such a coincidence that someone would just rush to challenge the limit on Huihun Night.
Carrying the fruit he bought and boarding the elevator, Song Ci deliberately stopped on the ninth floor. Seeing that the units in the corridor were quiet and accidents had been sealed off by the police, he turned and went back to the tenth floor.
As soon as the key was inserted into the keyhole, Liu Piaopiao opened the door impatiently, "Where did you die? Do you know how lively the building was last night?"
"I know, two more people died."
Song Ci handed over the shopping bag flatteringly, "Sister Piaopiao, I bought a lot of fruit, let's eat together!"
"I'm not talking about dead people! Thanks to me, I thought you were an honest person. As soon as I finished work this morning, I saw a group of refugees blocking the door. I don't know where they came from! I wanted to call the police, but They insisted that they were your friends, and refused to leave!"
Liu Piaopiao said and snatched the bag, "Take this as my reward for helping you look after the house for free. Now, I warn you, send people away quickly, I'm just collecting rent, don't even think about it." Use this place as a shelter!"
Song Ci looked around, and then he understood why the ninth floor was so quiet, and all the gamers ran to the tenth floor.
It's just that their appearance does look a little scary. If they don't speak, they look more like patients who escaped from a mental hospital than Leon.
"It's good to see you're still intact."
Song Ci said polite words without sincerity, "If I remember correctly, a professional ghost hunter should have gone to help last night. Why did you make it like this?"
"How dare you say so?!"
Xu Jiaren, who was shaking like a sieve, said with tears: "If it weren't for some lunatic pretending to be a master to deceive us, the matter would not be so bad that it cannot be saved! I have been wondering where did that Leon who claimed to be able to catch ghosts come from? It turns out that you deliberately harmed someone!"
Song Ci raised his brows, "No way, you chose to complete the trial on a haunted day? How hard is it to think about it? I have something to say about Miss Xu's accusation. It's true that Leon can catch ghosts, but he can't control people. Heart. It is a normal reaction for you to have changes in your heart when you see a ghost, please don’t confuse the difference between the two.”
"We're not fully open."
Zhang Xiaojun subconsciously supported his broken arm before, and snorted: "Only Xu Jiaren in the team turned on the theater mode alone, but Haoran's girlfriend and Liu Meng were both seriously injured because of this trial, although the system will repair the damage, But the pain cannot be shielded, it will continue to exist inside the body until it dissipates naturally."
This means that to a certain extent, the chances of the two passing the test are even lower.
Song Ci looked at the silent Qin Yi, "That's why I said that the time out of sync is really dangerous, didn't you tell them about it?"
Qin Yi's eyes dodged a little, "I didn't expect the matter to be so serious. The system only needs a moment to repair the body. Who would have thought that it would deliberately make such a low-level mistake."
"I don't think it's a mistake."
Song Ci tapped the table, "It's just to remind players to cherish their bodies and use the repair function with caution. Where's Leon?"
Sun Haoran lowered his head in shame, "After sending that old ghost away last night, Xu Jiaren called the police and took him away."
"Why don't this kind of lunatic be locked up and left outside?"
Xu Jiaren sneered and said, "Thanks to his help, there was only one old ghost in the building, but now there is a couple ghosts, and there will be another resurrection!"
"You also know that you can't die, so why blame others?"
Song Ci gently stroked the second king lying in his arms, "The system limit is ten days, as long as you are not asking for trouble, what does it have to do with you if a hundred ghosts come?"
"you!"
Holding her breath, Xu Jiaren said after a while, "I want to buy something from you, and you can set the price whatever you want."
"If it's life value, don't open your mouth."
Song Ci saw through her plan at a glance, "Screaming last night was really enjoyable, but it's a pity that although an hour seems short, it's not so easy to endure."
"My sacrifice was not in vain!"
Xu Jiaren sniffed, trying not to let tears fall, "Last night's trial at least let me know one thing, choose a relatively difficult storyline to enter the game, and you will get more valuable customs clearance rewards."
Song Ci shook his head amusedly, "Aren't you a little too naive to think about ten games after you can't even pass one game? Or, someone promised you something that sounds beautiful but can never be fulfilled. Are you determined to put all your eggs in one basket? Of course, everyone has their own choice, and it has nothing to do with me if you are willing to sacrifice yourself to illuminate others. As long as you don’t come to the door afterwards.”
"Miss Lu, I want to ask you to help my girlfriend relieve her pain."
Sun Haoran said again: "I can't repay you now, but as long as I get out alive..."
After he finished speaking, he gave a wry smile, "We were going to get married. If I hadn't insisted on holding a bachelor party, Fatty and Wen Li wouldn't have been involved in this damn trial..."
Song Ci turned to look at him, "Why do you want to find me?"
Sun Haoran said in a low voice: "Because no matter what the old ghost did last night, he didn't dare to approach this unit, that's why I wanted to ask for help."
"You know the goods, but I'm very busy now and don't have time to draw symbols."
Song Ci got up and packed the things in the room, "You can discuss with Sister Piao Piao about moving upstairs, as long as she has money, she is easy to talk to."
"Should we move upstairs?"
Zhang Xiaojun asked anxiously, "What about you?"
"I have a better place to live, so you don't have to worry about it."
Song Ci threw the key over, "By the way, by the way, say goodbye to Sister Piao Piao for me."
She didn't have much luggage, so she easily carried the bag and came to the hall.
The security team is still muddling along with their errands, but everyone has an extra hard hat on their heads.
Song Ci waved for a taxi, "Please go to Chongguang Mental Hospital."
The driver wearing a peaked cap covered his mouth furtively and said vaguely, "Miss, that mental hospital is far away."
Song Ci was still counting the money with his head down, "How far is it?"
"It's farther than the end of the world!"
While talking, the driver showed a slightly nervous smile, "Do you still want to go?"
"you again?!"
Song Ci raised his forehead and sighed, "I really admire you, don't you think you will run out no matter how many locks you add?"
"Congratulations, you got it!"
Lyon reminded Lily who was hiding in the passenger seat not to forget to say hello to her old friend, "Actually, after thinking about it carefully, the reason why I was taken back every time was that I walked on my feet, and those guards But I walk on tires. In order to change the disadvantage I was in, I stole a taxi and went on the road as soon as I came out this time. How about it, no one knows where I am now?!"
"You turn on the paging station."
Song Ci leaned forward to support the driver's seat and pointed out: "It's the mobile phone used for talking between drivers."
Lyon did as he did, and soon there was a rush of communication tone on the radio, "Warning! Warning! A seriously mentally ill person fled in a taxi in the new district. The license plate number is PD6666. If you see it, please call the police immediately! Finally Reminder, this patient has serious violent tendencies, if you encircle and suppress, please carry a deadly weapon with extremely lethal force!"
The mobile station was still playing the emergency message repeatedly, Song Ci glared at the innocent severely mentally ill patient, "Have you covered the license plate?"
"how is this possible!"
Leon laughed wildly and slapped the steering wheel, "Isn't that going to be stopped by the police halfway, you really think I'm crazy!"
Seeing several taxis rushing to support, they braked and stopped at the intersection not more than a few meters away, and the drivers with big waists and sturdy expressions took out knives, guns and sticks from the trunk and surrounded them. Song Ci raised his feet and hugged the two. Wang ran out, "This time I was really hurt by you!"
Fortunately, she temporarily turned off the theater mode, otherwise it would not be a circle of human flesh, but the scene of a serial car accident.
The two ran back to the stairwell of the building in hiding, one behind the other, and they could still hear shouting and cursing not far away.
When the security guards of the building saw someone entering and making trouble, they hurriedly waved their batons to greet them, "What are you doing, don't you know that you are not allowed to carry lethal weapons in public places?"
"So what if I just bring it?"
The leading burly man was holding a wooden club as thick as a forearm, and threatened: "Just now a car thief sneaked in, I suspect that you are guarding yourself and covering up the thief! Otherwise, why don't you stop the thief and stop the owner instead? "
"Hey, tell me clearly!"
Da Ma frowned, "I'm interested in the little girl in the flower shop, and I can't help but want to take off her clothes, but I haven't done it yet. Is it illegal to want to molest others?"
"Idiot! You can do what you want, why did you say it! It will be used as evidence in court in the future!"
At the critical moment, Sir Lu could bear it, "Hey, don't say I'm not loyal, three people died in this building just now, and the police chalk line hasn't disappeared yet, if you drivers are not afraid of bad luck, you must come in and I will Don't stop me, but don't blame us if something goes wrong in the future!"
The driver at the back looked back and really found a bloody mark, "Boss, the car was found anyway, so let's treat it as a good deed every day..."
Someone handed the ladder, and the strong man in the lead stopped insisting, "For the sake of my good brother, forget it today, and next time, the stick in my hand is not a vegetarian!"
"I'm afraid you'll eat the steamed buns!"
When the taxi drivers scrambled to leave the bloody place, Bitan who was hiding behind stepped forward and said, "Boss, what should I do, I really saw that psycho sneaked into the elevator just now."
"Then you didn't tell me sooner!"
Lu sir pinched his waist and stared at the blinking elevator lights, "Did you see exactly which floor that bastard went to?"
"Probably the fifth, sixth, seventh and eighth floors..."
Ku Gan said uncertainly: "It can't be my fault, those taxi drivers just now were terribly fierce, I'm afraid to add fuel to the flames..."
Lu sir held his arm, and said solemnly: "Kudan, how long has your wife been with you?"
Biting his fingers in pain, Bitan said, "Maybe three or five years..."
Lu sir let out a long sigh, "It's my brother who told you the truth. Your wife is already very loyal for putting up with you for so long. Don't scold her anymore..."
"Ugh..."
Ku Gan burst into tears, "I've already said that I'm a brother, but you don't even look down on me?"
Da Ma also shook his head and sighed, "I don't understand this? It's not that my brother has beaten you long ago!"
With a blue face, Ku Dan pulled out his baton and shouted: "Okay, this time I will try my best to find the psychopath hiding in the building!"
The resident who had just stepped out of the elevator door was taken aback by him, "What did you just say? There are terrorists in the building?"
"No, you misunderstood!"
Lu sir sent people out of the door with a smile, "This is how foreigners talk, and sometimes they don't understand what they are talking about."
Ku Gan saw that the boss was smiling warmly, but he showed a pistol behind his back, his face trembled unconsciously, "It's over, I'm really going to go crazy this time!"
While Sir Lu was still seeing off the guests, Ku Gan picked up the flashlight hanging on the wall and went into the stairwell, "Let's find a way to atone for the crime, damn crazy, where are you?"
"I'm here!"
Leon, who was squatting behind the door, said, "Haven't you heard that the most dangerous place is the safest place? Except for aliens, no one would have thought that I would stay here safely!"
"Okay, I finally found you!"
As soon as Ku Gan said that, he was about to call out, "We'll see how you escape this time!"
"Three minutes and 27 seconds."
Lily drummed lightly, and Leon said with a sinister smile: "The night Mrs. Li returned to her soul, you disappeared alone for three minutes and 27 seconds!"
Bitter gallbladder suddenly collapsed into a puddle of mud, and said angrily, "How do you know?"
"If you want people to not know, you must do it yourself."
Leon snapped his fingers, "I just heard that your wife ran away with someone else?"
"Stop talking, stop talking!"
Ku Dan frantically shook his head, covered his ears and screamed, "Go, go! Just pretend I've never seen you before!"
Leon rubbed his hair and coaxed him: "Man, there is nothing to cry about, just treat it as a novel experience in life! Don't worry, I will never lose you to Li Tell others about the old lady!"
The security guards standing behind the door looked at each other in blank dismay, "Kudan, you actually..."
"Ah!! I hate you guys!!!"
With a howl of bitterness, he ran towards the unclosed elevator room.
Lu sir waved his hand, "Come on, someone is going to commit suicide by jumping down the elevator shaft!"
"What are you following, plus the underground parking lot will break your leg at most!"
Da Ma grabbed hold of the neurotic who was still sneaking away, "But I advise you to call the maintenance workers earlier, I'm afraid that gall will get stuck in it."
Only then did Sir Lu heaved a sigh of relief, "Oh, what a hassle! And you, I ask you to move to another building, okay? There are so many buildings around, why are you only staring at one house!"
Leon smacked his lips, "Because this is the only place where people have died, why don't you go to the rooftop of the next-door unit to jump, and I will come to you in seven days!"
"Grumpy!"
Lu sir untied his belt and tied Leon's hands, "You like to stay, don't you, I'll let you stay as long as you like! Send him to Block A on the ninth floor."
"Ah, that's not good."
Da Ma reined in the mentally ill patient who was still struggling, "Now Kudan is clamoring for death, you asked me to take a living person up to the ninth floor, isn't it too difficult?"
"It's okay if you don't want to go."
Lu sir raised his chin and pointed to the elevator that was obviously malfunctioning, "Go and take out the gall, and let him give it to someone."
"How about I go by myself?"
Leon interjected in the midst of his busy schedule, "I'm familiar with the terrain here, so I promise I won't get lost!"
"Stop rambling, it's not something you did!"
Da Ma shook Lily vigorously, "If you dare to resist, I will smash your baby to pieces first!"
Leon shrank his shoulders, "Okay, don't miss it, I'll go upstairs obediently!"
When they reached the ninth floor, Da Ma didn't even tear off the warning line outside, he opened the door and pushed the person in, "You can just live here honestly, when the boss's anger subsides, and the gall doesn't want to die, I will let you out again."
"Hey, wait!"
Leon struggled to get to the door, "It's okay to let me live in a haunted house, just give me some chocolate!"
Da Ma snorted coldly, "What do you want chocolate for? Today is not Valentine's Day."
Leon said in detail, "Of course the chocolate is for catching ghosts. If you don't have chocolate, you can also use some plastic wrap!"
"Go to hell you!"
Da Ma slammed the door shut, "Xiudou dares to come out and run around without taking medicine!"
"Hiss! If you don't give it, you won't give it. Why lose your temper!"
Leon pressed against the freezer of the refrigerator to cool down the red and swollen nose, "Fortunately, I flash fast, otherwise I would have to replace the parts again."
"Hey, why is there a scent?"
Leon sniffed left and right, "Could it be that someone came to pay homage to Mrs. Li's family?"
He followed the aroma to find the innermost living room, tried to open the door with his butt, and saw the woman lying leisurely on the rocking chair eating at a glance, "Why are you here?"
Song Ci took a sip of the noodles, "I can't pay the rent, and you make it impossible to live in the mental hospital, so I can only make do with it temporarily."
"That's really a coincidence. I also stayed in the haunted house for some unexplainable reason."
Lyon leaned closer and smelled the steaming heat, "Braised pork, fried eggs, chicken wings, and my favorite butter shrimp..."
Song Ci wiped his mouth, "What, can you order food in mental hospitals?"
"Of course not."
Leon leaned against the wall, crossed his legs coolly, looked at the face at a 45-degree angle and sighed, "But they only restricted my body, but they couldn't imprison my soul. As long as I am willing, all impossible things will become possible!"
Song Ci chuckled and said, "Then do you think it's possible for me to throw you down from the ninth floor to test your trapeze skills?"
The author has something to say:
Song Ci: On how bitter gall is made~~_(:з」∠)_
In addition, the scumbag author remembers iron gallbladder, but it automatically becomes bitter gallbladder as soon as it is typed out, which shows how important the first impression is~~
A hundred birds chasing the phoenix, okay~~
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