[comprehensive] superior skills

In the living room of Block A on the ninth floor, Song Ci and Leon sat side by side on the sofa, staring at the three black and white photos on the altar table.

"There are four more days until Soul Resurrection Night."

Leon lowered his head deeply, "Have you thought about how to live?"

Song Ci let out a sigh, "Eat according to food, work according to. What's the big deal, it's just three dead ghosts, what are you afraid of."

"I mean, do you want to go to the orphanage with me to visit Xiaolong?"

Leon swallowed the chocolate beans as if he was taking drugs, "By the way, he can be kidnapped and threaten the ghost couple."

"Why bother."

Song Ci brushed and pasted the talisman papers all over the body of the second king, "The ancestral talisman can cure all diseases. How about one?"

Leon took a closer look at the weird spells that were harder to understand than alien languages, "Forget it, I still believe in science more. Can you lend me some more money?"

Song Ci casually took out a few banknotes and handed them to him, "Why, are you going to buy chocolate again? Aren't you afraid of tooth decay if you eat too much sugar?"

"No, I'm just afraid that the plastic wrap at home is not enough."

Leon gestured around the room, "Wait until I set up a net and keep them safe."

As soon as Leon left, the still lily danced a sway dance.

"Thirsty, I'll bring you fresh milk."

Just as Song Ci opened the refrigerator door, the TV screen suddenly flickered, jumping out of the screen of a long Cantonese drama.

"what the hell?"

She tried to close the refrigerator door a few times, and seeing the TV screen flickering off, she went to the back to check the power cord, "You come back after unplugging them all, you really think I'm easy to bully, don't you?"

Dragging the sofa to sit next to the refrigerator, Song Ci held the door of the refrigerator and practiced his unique skill of Shadowless Hand.

A few minutes later, the unbearable TV finally sizzled and burst out a puff of white smoke, and a female ghost who almost died of half-life crawled out after it. It was Mrs. Li who jumped to her death in a red dress.

Mrs. Li, who was disheveled, foamed at the mouth and said, "Miss, I just go home and have a look. Do you need to be so desperate?!"

"It turns out that you are really playing tricks!"

Song Ci flicked his numb fingers, "Didn't you say that you returned to your soul in seven days? Why did you come back in three days? Could it be that you have someone down here?"

"Now it's not about me messing around, it's you messing with me!"

Mrs. Li wiped off the scum from the corner of her mouth, "I'm a married woman, my mother's family is all dead, so I can only come back here. I didn't expect things to change..."

"It should be something right and wrong."

Song Ci embraced the shivering Lily, "Don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to take it by force, I just borrowed it temporarily."

She said and looked down at her watch, "I will leave this building in about half an hour."

Mrs. Li's complexion changed when she heard the words, and she said grimly: "Don't leave! Anyone who has harmed our husband and wife is not allowed to leave the building!"

"You also said that you were going to harm you, and I wasn't there on the day of the accident."

Song Ci raised his finger and pointed to the ceiling, "How about you go upstairs and try? Maybe you may meet someone you know."

"I vomited up a liter of blood, how dare you say you didn't harm me?!"

Mrs. Li was holding a basin of blood foam, her complexion flickered, "Don't you know that women love to hold grudges the most?"

"Oh, you mean this."

Song Ci poked his head and glanced at the still boiling blood foam, "Let's make a consultation, I will customize a beauty charm for you, so that you will become a big beauty in the next life, the kind that can run for Miss Hong Kong, you can go to reincarnation with peace of mind." ?"

Mrs. Li threw away the blood basin and covered her face, and said pleasantly, "Can you really run for Miss Hong Kong?"

Song Ci calmly wiped away the blood splattered on his body, "That's right, I guarantee that children and elders will not be deceived."

"Then I can marry into a wealthy family?"

Mrs. Li took a spacewalk like a dream, "Anyway, my husband is gone, and I have to drink Mengpo soup sooner or later. Why are you so stubborn!"

"As long as you can figure it out."

Song Ci tapped a stack of talisman papers in his hand, and pulled out the one with the scraps written on it at the bottom, "Don't say I didn't warn you, the timing waits for no one, and your beauty will drop if you go too late."

"Thank you Eng."

Mrs. Lee saluted like the heroine of a Cantonese feature film and said, "I'm leaving now. If my benefactor has a chance to see my husband, he will say that his fate in this life is over, and let him die with that dead mother!"

The ecstatic Mrs. Li floated away holding the talisman paper, and another photo on the altar table burst into countless cracks.

Song Ci unhurriedly packed up the second king, "It's a pity that my wife ran away, and I can understand your feelings. Now, it's like the security guard downstairs, who always looks for death when nothing happens. Fortunately, you Now that I have died once, it saves a procedure."

The air in the room instantly cooled by more than ten degrees, and a ghostly voice appeared, "Give me back my wife..."

"Hey, why did it suddenly become warmer?"

Leon who pushed the door and came in shuddered, "The weather forecast didn't say it would rain tonight."

He put down a pile of plastic wrap on the table, "The photo is torn, look, I said this ghost is very vicious."

Lyon tore off the plastic wrap to wrap the photo frame tightly, and stared suspiciously at Mrs. Li, who was wearing a crown and smiling all over her face, "Why are you so happy, won the sixth prize\lottery?"

"Who knows, it's really inexplicable that she suddenly changed her clothes."

Song Ci poked the plastic wrap that was bulging like bubble gum, "Is that all right?"

"No, I just temporarily sealed his soul that was about to riot."

Leon raised the foot of the refrigerator to press the photo frame, "The night of returning to the soul is the real test."

"learn."

Song Ci picked up his bags, "I'm going to start work, I will leave this room to you."

"Where are you going in the middle of the night?"

Leon held on to the corner of the woman's clothes reluctantly, and refused to let go when the thread was unraveled, "It's rare for someone to follow my train of thought, let's chat a little more!"

"Hey, I'm afraid of you."

Song Ci took out a few banknotes and talisman papers and patted him on the face, "The outside world is too dangerous, so let's go back to the mental hospital for recuperation if you have nothing to do."

Leon counted the money and asked, "Then will you visit me?"

Song Ci waved his hand, "Let's talk about it when we have time!"

She was just about to close the outer door, when the photo frame that was pressed tightly under the refrigerator flew out of the door with a whoosh, and said ferociously, "Give me back my wife!"

"Give it back to you, it's obvious that the relationship between husband and wife is at odds with you, it's none of my business!"

Ghosts flickered in the corridor, Song Ci rushed downstairs and warned: "Don't follow me anymore, be careful, I can't help but get mad!"

Mr. Li still kept on chasing her, "If you don't get my wife back, you'll pay me for a new one! Otherwise, I won't have the face to meet my mother!"

"You think it's really beautiful!"

Song Ci pedaled his bicycle and rushed to the beach, regardless of how the passers-by who saw the low-altitude flying saucer exclaimed, "Just let me burn a mountain of gold and silver for you to bribe the Lord of the Underworld, and you will be a small driver in the next life! This way, maybe you will be able to pay for it." I can reconnect with your wife!"

As she said that, she threw a lot of Ming coins back, "That's all the money, take it and get out!"

The photo frame that was chasing after him stopped suddenly, and quickly opened the transparent plastic wrap arms to catch the yellow paper flying in midair.

Song Ci took a look back, shook his head and said, "It's not that a family doesn't enter a family, the husband and wife are both of the same virtue."

Dodging the endless falling objects all the way to the embankment by the sea, the countdown of the watch just reset to zero, [Congratulations to the player for unlocking the new skill: one sentence. 】

"To the point? Could it be as simple as it looks on the surface!"

Wiping off the fine sweat dripping from his forehead, Song Ci shouted in disbelief: "O sea, you are full of water!"

The scene was silent for a moment, and a moment later, a dense black mist swept along with the surge of the tide.

Surrounded by the black mist, the community in the distance disappeared first, and then the streetlights nearby, but in the blink of an eye, the whole world became pitch black.

"Damn, it's really you!"

Song Ci found out the searchlight and put it on his head, "Don't be afraid, Er Wang, stay in the backpack obediently and don't move. Getting lost at this time is no joke!"

There were a lot of messy things in the watch, and she searched for a long time before digging out a bamboo raft and a pole, and pushed it into the water gropingly.

The undulating sea waves pushed the bamboo raft deeper and deeper. Song Ci sat cross-legged on it, only relying on the pole in his hand to maintain balance.

In the depths, the color of the fog changed from thick to light, and the sound of the tide beating on the beach gradually disappeared, replaced by a beautiful scene of birds and flowers in the south of the Yangtze River.

The bamboo raft is parked in the shadow of the stone arch bridge, there are various hawkers hawking along the embankment on the left and right, and pedestrians in bright clothes are above their heads.

"Is this the so-called one-liner?"

Song Ci tapped the watch with an automatic black screen, "I think it's more appropriate to change it to the crow's mouth skill!"

It is estimated that the turquoise lake in front of him will not turn into blue water in a short while, Song Ci can only go to the countryside to do as the Romans do, find a costume and change into it.

Putting up her hair crown and putting on a Taoist robe, the woman in strange clothes turned around and turned into a young Taoist priest with delicate features.

With a wave of the dust fly in his hand, Song Ci raised his hands and bowed, "After changing it, it's still comfortable to wear the Taoist robe."

Putting away the bamboo raft and stepping on the tiptoes, she jumped onto the guardrail of the bridge deck, and when she fell to the ground against the snow-white dust whisk, she really had an extraordinary artistic conception.

"Shouldn't there be a little applause at this time?"

Song Ci shook his head mockingly, and walked behind a young girl, "Miss, may I ask where is Xianxiang?"

The young girl tilted her head slightly, revealing half of her face covered with blue beards, "Hit up as soon as you strike up a conversation, why are you talking so politely! Come on, I have a VIP card of Yuelai Inn, and the hourly room is [-]% off!"

"Hiss! This strong man, please wait a moment!"

Suddenly seeing such stunning beauty, Song Ci took a deep breath, and hugged the railing tightly with his hands and feet, "My brother is new here, I really don't know that there is such a rule in Guibao Realm that you can open a house when you meet, and besides, my brother has fasted for many years. , I have long been used to sleeping alone, why don't you try another person?"

"It's only you who can see that you are a young chicken!"

The young girl frowned and said: "Otherwise, why do you think that a top-quality product like me is so cheap to you? It would cost ten taels of silver just to touch my jade hand!"

"It's only ten taels of silver, it's easy to talk about!"

Song Ci randomly took out a handful of silver beans and stuffed them, "We are destined to meet each other, and this money is just for my younger brother to honor you!"

"It's your acquaintance."

The young girl took the silver beans, continued to put on the pose of Xishi holding her heart, and sat back to her original seat, "Come and find me someday when you can't think about it. Remember, the third guardrail from the left, engraved with the words Ruhuameijuan is My bunk."

"Ruhua Meijuan, right? I understand. Thank you Miss for not killing me!"

Song Ci quickly ran to the tea stand in the distance and looked back and forth. Seeing that the young girl who claimed to be like a flower really didn't come after her, she took a sip of tea boldly, "It's so dangerous. If I knew I would meet this kind of top quality, I might as well stay." Catching ghosts in the sea!"

The owner of the tea stall who had enjoyed a good show at 360 degrees without dead ends smiled and asked: "Guest officer, you should be a foreigner, right? There are four wonders in our Jiangnan border. If you are not careful, you can easily be recruited." !"

Seeing that his fingers were trembling as if he had been electrocuted, Song Ci deliberately stopped at a key place to tantalize his appetite, so he took out a silver coin and put it on the table, "I hope the old man will give me some advice."

The boss flipped the money and said with satisfaction: "The first wonder is Tang Bohu, the head of the four great talents. Every day, countless scholars who want to pick up the leaks go to his house to steal the trash can, and people come and go. There are still many believers in Huguo Temple worshiping Buddha. But don’t think Tang Bohu is suave and easy to talk, so you want to come to ask for advice. There are eight dominatrixes in his family. The ends of the earth will not give up!"

Song Ci gasped, "Boss, you're bleeding!"

"Nonsense, didn't you just say that as long as the Tang family is mentioned, you must be prepared to bleed and sacrifice! Otherwise, why do you think I have to charge the consultation fee in advance!"

The boss picked up a rag and wiped his face, and pulled out the dart stuck on his temple at some point, "There is another one who is the most beautiful woman in the south of the Yangtze River, Qiuxiang. As soon as they go out, everyone from the wealthy sons to the traffickers are all amazed and fascinated by it. The number of fans is second only to Tang Yin who I mentioned before."

"As for the third oddity, it is much inferior in comparison, but when you encounter them, you must hide as far away as possible."

The boss said, looking around vigilantly, "According to gossip, Taishi Hua and King Ning have hated each other for half their lives because of playing with mud when they were young. As long as they meet, they can't wait to fight to the death! We are just ordinary people, so why bother?" Go up and be a dead ghost!"

Song Ci looked taught and humble, "Thank you, old man, for explaining Xiaodao's confusion, but you seem to have missed one thing..."

"Don't worry!"

The boss was so tired that he drank tea with the wind, "You tried your best in the last scene, isn't it the beautiful girl like a flower! It's really miserable to say, since my neighbor's third uncle and sixth aunt The little nephew failed to pursue Qiuxiang, so he couldn’t tell whether he was a man or a woman. Every morning, he would dress up and go to meet his lover on the bridge. Her stage name is Ru Hua Mei Juan..."

Song Ci twitched his lips and got up calmly, leaving the nagging boss behind, "Xiaodao suddenly remembered that there are still important things to do, so leave!"

The street looked bustling, but in fact, there were only a few shops walking around. Song Ci walked in with a gold-lettered signboard, "Shop, do you have any vacancies?"

"How many days do you want to stay, guest officer?"

The shopkeeper sitting at the table took the abacus and swiped it, "Now that I am a VIP member, I have free room service, and three meals are included in the delivery."

"Could it be that this is the legendary Yuelai Inn?"

Song Ci glanced at the chivalrous men, bandits, policemen, wealthy businessmen, and mysterious people who were still dining in the dining room, "It's tentatively scheduled for seven days."

"Go to one room, remember to make an appointment in advance when you check out."

The shopkeeper threw a copper key over, "Turn right upstairs and go straight to the end."

The stairs were narrow and long. Song Ci took the key and tried to open the three guest rooms at the end one by one but failed. Only then did he find the upper room mentioned by the shopkeeper behind the ceiling with the escalator sloping.

Standing in the illegally built attic that extended to mid-air, Song Ci raised his eyes and looked at the light clouds and mist surrounding the border of the water town, and said with emotion: "Compared with other rooms, this room is a little bit higher."

She tapped the open button lightly with her finger, "If you enter the game immediately, you won't give me such a low level as leaving the house and destroying people?"

The golden signboard of Yuelai Inn was really not covered. Song Ci waited for a long time but did not feel the violent shaking as expected, but a pair of crazy men and women suddenly ran out of the yard next door, laughing wildly.

They pulled a strange thing, whether it was a fishing line or a hemp rope, and ran back and forth there, making the whole yard full of smoke.

The smell of smoke was really bad, Song Ci picked up the leftover foot washing water from the previous resident and splashed it vigorously, "Do you need to call an ambulance?"

The hostess, who was covered with a rotten vegetable leaf, wiped his face numbly, "No need..."

"That's good!"

Song Ci yelled at the male host: "Be a man with a sense of public morality, and don't make noise during other people's lunch break!"

"Who's yelling there? Who is it?!"

In the middle of the conversation, the downstairs window was suddenly pushed open, and a skinny man who was described as wretched and devoid of extravagance opened his teeth and claws and roared: "Do you know that I am the emperor! Interfering with the emperor's erotic dream is to destroy the nine races!"

"The emperor? Really the emperor?!"

The host next door hurriedly set up a ladder and climbed up, "Your Majesty, do you still remember me? I am Afa!"

"I don't care if you are Ah Fa or Ah Jiu!"

The emperor, whose alias is Zhu Xier, kicked down the ladder and cursed: "Do you know how difficult it is for me to dream of Qiuxiang, and I let you disturb it just once! Do you not want to live anymore? Or is it because I chased you away?" Came out of the imperial city to take the opportunity to take revenge on me?!"

"Emperor calm down!"

The accompanying chief officer hastily covered Zhu Xier's facial features with a veil, "We sneaked out this time, if we were too ostentatious, it would be bad if the relatives of the three thousand beauties in the harem caught us, those rebellious officials and thieves I will definitely force the emperor to go back and breed!"

"Daydreaming!"

Zhu Xier instantly shed two lines of crystal clear tears, "I would rather die than let them succeed..."

Ling Lingfa heard the words and got up, knelt down and said: "Your Majesty, I am the best girl! If you go out, don't care if it's Qiuxiang or Dongxiang, I promise you will be able to catch it! Please let the emperor give the little one another time." Chance will pay off!"

Zhu Xier obviously didn't believe it, "Is it true?"

The chief executive whispered: "Your Majesty, let him try it. Although this kid is not good at writing or martial arts, he is finally a bit of a fool."

Zhu Xier thought for a moment, then slapped his hands, "Okay, as long as you can help me catch Qiuxiang, I will be kind enough to let you return to the Baolong clan!"

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