Online Dating Hurts People

E-sports has never put friendship first.

As long as you play pvp in any game, there must be a bad hand or mouth, otherwise the psychological quality is hard enough.

A game's pvp environment is free of foul language and yin and yang, but it doesn't mean that the game's official guide has excellent player quality, it can only mean that the game is rather vague.

When Xian Sucao first came into contact with pvp, she was obviously out of tune with the pvp environment, her hands and mouth were dirty, and her psychological quality was not good enough.

Just like his relationship with Han Xuandong, it wasn't good at the beginning.If it wasn't for the fact that everyone else they knew was A, the two of them would definitely not be able to play together. They could be regarded as being isolated by relatives and friends, and they were forcibly bound.

Han Xuandong's technique is a little bit better. At the beginning, he brought Xian Sucao into contact with pvp. Xian Sucao always hides quietly behind him, watching him beat people, watching him chatting, taunting and passionately fighting with the map. He didn't dare to do anything or make a sound. The harsh pvp environment made him feel an unprecedented mental shock.

The one who had the greatest impact on him was Han Xuandong himself. He was such a gentle person in the past, even if he liked to fight, he still cursed!

Since childhood, he respected his teachers and teachers, united with his classmates, helped the old lady cross the road, picked up rubbish into the trash can, and the three good students got the soft-handed Xian Sucao. Looking at his little princess who is timid and picky, he dare not leave him, otherwise he will be drowned in the muddy water of pvp.

But anyone's tolerance is limited. Xian Sucao couldn't take it anymore when Han Xuandong map mocked a night raccoon as a dirty waste who would only hide in the stinky ditch.

"How can you curse people." Xian Sucao condemned in YY.

"Why can't you scold me? Could it be that what I'm saying isn't the truth? You don't know how much damage the night raccoon can cause when it breaks out? It's stupid to play Lurker with such high damage. In reality, it's not as good as it is in the game. It's a waste of people's mentality in the game. Besides, Didn't you see that he mocked me first? Idlers, why are you so double-standard, you are only allowed to ridicule from the night raccoons, and I am not allowed to mock back, right?"

Han Xuandong's voice was very cold, Xian Sucao was so frightened that he couldn't understand clearly, his voice became smaller and smaller: "No, I know, but it's wrong to curse..."

"It's wrong to swear, but that's the reality. We play games just to have fun. In the game, swearing doesn't pay taxes and doesn't break the law. Why should I care about those rules and regulations when others make me unhappy?"

Han Xuandong was in a fit of anger, and hated him mercilessly.Listening to him not saying a word, he still felt uncomfortable just talking about these things, and said: "Girl, you are so peaceful, what are you playing pvp, mmorpg, and you can play a little dress-up game. I can't understand me, let's break up. Hey, do you have to put up with nausea and play with me? There are so many people in the game, you don’t have to rely on me alone, find someone who loves peace like you, let everyone beat you, let everyone scold you, and then retreat in frustration. Who do you think you are, are you an elementary school student's moral model? Why don't you shut up the other side's mouth when you are so lenient?"

Now Xian Sucao was completely scolded by him. He said "you, you, you..." for a long time, and finally said incoherently: "I don't want to break up with you, but it's wrong to curse... They're all A, I don't want one people…"

Han Xuandong thought it was a bit funny, and snorted coldly: "Is there no mouth under your nose, idler? You don't have hands, feet, and mouth to make friends. You have to be introduced one by one by your parents, right? The group leader is A. Just depend on me, right?"

Xian Sucao stopped talking, the voice of one person was missing in YY, Han Xuandong got into a fight with a group of people, the keyboard was crackling, and people who were fighting and complaining were very good at it, so there was no time to bother him until he was tired from fighting I was also tired from spraying, and when I quit YY after playing the game, Han Xuandong realized belatedly that Xian Sucao had quit at some point.

Han Xuandong has a bad temper, but the anger comes and goes quickly. One day he scolded Xian Sucao, but he forgot the next day. After going online, he excitedly poked him if he wanted to do daily routines together. Xian Sucao not only ignored him, but also acted A game went offline at the speed of light, and QQ became busy in seconds. Han Xuandong remembered that he had quarreled with Xian Sucao. The little guy was probably really angry and wanted to fight him.

The cold war is the cold war, the earth is not the same for everyone, and he is cold and cold, and he will not be unable to play the game because of the lack of a childish little follower.Han Xuandong's pvp experience has even improved a lot without a oil bottle, but he still feels that something is missing, and he feels a little uncomfortable.

Han Xuandong began to persistently chat privately with the QQ small window game, and Xian Sucao hid him for a whole week, and Han Xuandong didn't have a very good time playing this whole week.The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was not a thing. He said it too much. The experience of a week alone also made him deeply understand what it means to "clothes are not as good as new people". , and where is the face used to ask others?

When Han Xuandong finally caught Xian Sucao who was hiding in a daze in YY's small room, he wished he could grab his arm along the network cable and keep him here, for fear that he would run away without a trace if he found out trace.

"I'm sorry I made a mistake, idler. I was too angry that day. I shouldn't scold you. I will never dare again."

Han Xuandong spoke in a hurry, for fear that Xian Su would react in a hurry, and run away if he didn't listen to everything he said.

"It's all my fault. I really didn't think about breaking up with you. Forget about it, can we make up again?"

Xian Sucao turned on the voice, there was a burst of noise from the microphone, but he didn't speak. Han Xuandong leaned over and listened for a long time before he heard a little sobbing. It was the first time he heard someone crying in front of him in such an old age, and he panicked. Ruthless: "Don't, don't cry. It's all my fault. If you don't like me, just scold me. I'm a big villain. I'm going to apologize today. You can scold me, but I won't fight back."

It took a long time for Xian Sucao to open her mouth sobbingly: "You, you said that the night lizards are the waste of lurking Yin people."

"It's not you I'm scolding, don't take your seat." The words blurted out, Xian Sucao's sobs became louder, and Han Xuandong quickly changed his words, "Okay, I was wrong, I shouldn't be a map bomb, I should be damned, The map gun was hit by bird droppings on the street, and the watermelon must be full of seeds.”

Xian Su became anxious: "I don't allow you to curse people like that! You can't even curse yourself!"

Han Xuandong felt helpless and funny: "Okay, okay, I won't curse, you continue to curse."

"You said my bitch is chirping..."

"It's because I have blind eyes. We idlers are upright and loved by everyone at a young age. When we grow up, we must be a man with good looks and indomitable talents."

"You say I'm too lenient!"

"Sorry, I was wrong. I was too narrow-minded. How can idlers control me too broadly? This is called education of love! The words of idlers are like the nectar in the jade bottle in the hands of Guanyin Bodhisattva, which makes me feel like a god. The empowerment is like a spring breeze, the soul is purified and sublimated, and a white lotus blooms that is indifferent to the world."

"You want to break up with me! Tell me to find someone else, you don't want me anymore!" Xian Sucao cried louder.

At that moment, Han Xuandong seemed to be poured a basin of ice water, which made him feel cold from head to toe: "Don't cry, don't cry! I'm wrong, can't you? I've said that I will never break up with you. In the future, whoever will A first will be the little pig." ,OK?"

Xian Sucao's crying weakened a bit, but she was still crying, Han Xuandong continued to coax people: "It's all my fault, I won't swear anymore, if I do swear again in the future, you can use me as it is." If you curse, scold me, I will never do this kind of thing that makes you feel uncomfortable again, okay?"

Xian Su hesitated and hawed for a long time before Han Xuandong managed to put together a complete sentence from the words washed away by his tears, "In pvp only the strong have the right to speak, I will work hard to practice my skills, in the future you It’s okay if you can’t beat others to taunt you, I’ll help you fight back.”

"Okay, okay," Han Xuandong softened his voice, and agreed, "Idlers will definitely become the night raccoon king of "The Vertical Mountain and Sea" in the future. From now on, you will cover me and be my guard with a knife in front of the emperor, okay?"

Xian Sucao hummed, but her voice was still a bit vague.

Han Xuandong is completely helpless, others play games to coax love, how come he wants to coax heartbroken children? "Stop crying, okay?"

"I didn't cry," Xian Sucao murmured in a low voice, "A man doesn't cry easily, so don't spit blood on others."

"Hey," Han Xuandong sighed, "I won't dare again in the future, the two of us will make an agreement in three chapters, okay?"

Xian Sucao answered yes lightly, and Han Xuandong said: "Verbal promises are not reliable, you should check QQ."

He opened QQ, first sent Xian Sucao a head-touching emoji, and then after careful consideration, he sent a copy [The Three Chapters of the Covenant.txt] very solemnly.

"First, don't use the cold war, don't bring anger towards others to each other."

"Second, if you feel unhappy, just say it. Anyone who has done something that makes the other person uncomfortable must actively correct himself after being pointed out. After the mistake is overturned, forget the past. It is not allowed to know the mistake and not correct it, and it is not allowed to hold on to it." Sulking over things that were uncomfortable in the past.”

"Third, you are not allowed to break the friendship, whoever goes first will be the little pig."

Han Xuandong asked cautiously: "Is this okay?"

Xian Sucao sniffed, and it took a long time before she opened her mouth to answer "OK".

Xian Sucao was a little embarrassed when she was awakened by the sound of Han Xuandong getting out of bed.

The "Three Chapters of Covenant" was a turning point in the relationship between him and Han Xuandong, and it was also one of the dark histories that he did not want to recall the most in his life.

Thinking of the weak and hypocritical self back then, Xian Sucao was so embarrassed that she could dig out three rooms and two living rooms with her toes.

He touched his cheek, luckily it was dry, it was fine if he cried in his dream, but he would be ashamed if he really cried in his dream.

When he opened his eyes, Han Xuandong was wearing shoes and socks with his back facing him. Hearing the sound of him getting up, he turned his head, smiled and shook the mobile phone with the pedometer app on: "I haven't exercised for a few days. The weather is good today." , it's very convenient that the cultural and sports center has a playground and a gymnasium, do you want to go to morning exercises with me?"

Xian Sucao glanced at the time, it was only past five o'clock, he lay flat on the bed again, shook his head and closed his eyes: "No, after a night of accumulation of plant respiration, the carbon dioxide content in the air is too high, The air quality in the morning is bad. The game starts in the afternoon, so I'll squint a little longer."

"Okay, then shall I ask you out after dinner?"

Xian Su replied decisively: "No, I don't like sports."

He is really not interested in sports. He is typically lazy and greedy. He envies other people's muscles but he doesn't want to work hard at all.Xian Sucao has received numerous commendations and awards for his comprehensive development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor, but his "body" is fake. Xian Sucao's treatment of sports is not ordinary perfunctory. For example, Xian Sucao's parents still think that they are My son jogs for an hour before meals every day. Only he himself knows that he hasn’t run much at all, and spends most of his time hiding in the park to tease stray cats.

Han Xuandong didn't force it either, he tidied up his clothes and was about to go out: "Sleep a little longer, let's eat together when I come back with food."

Xian Sucao nodded, closed his eyes and wanted to squint for a while, but unexpectedly fell asleep again after closing his eyes.When he was awakened by the sound of Han Xuandong opening the door in his light sleep, it was already [-]:[-] in the morning, Han Xuandong's face was flushed, his shirt was soaked in sweat, and he was carrying two cups of soybean milk and a large bag Sauce-flavored biscuits, besides the first time, there is also a strange roller with a stick.

He threw the soy milk and sauce pancakes to Xian Sucao, and wiped his sweat with a towel, "I'm going to take a shower, and eat first if you're hungry."

Xian Sucao did not speak, but fixed her eyes on the novelty he brought back.

Han Xuandong noticed the look in his eyes, and picked up the roller: "Do you know what this thing is called, an abdominal exercise wheel, for exercising waist and abdominal muscles."

He took out a yoga mat and spread it on the ground, knelt down and pushed it a few times to cover up Xian Sucao, then stood up again, and showed him the standing posture of the abdominal wheel.

"The kneeling posture is the least strenuous. The standing posture requires a certain amount of strength. It's actually quite simple. Do you want to try it?"

Xian Sucao stared at the looming muscle outline under Han Xuandong's sweat-soaked shirt, and nodded blankly.

He knelt on the yoga mat, pushed the abdominal wheel forward, and stretched his body hard, like a big cat stretching, but he didn't return to its original position for a long time.

Suddenly, he felt a pain in his ankle, his legs were pulled back and lifted up, and his body tensed subconsciously.Han Xuandong let out a deep laugh that the plot was successful, pushed his body like a wheelbarrow and rushed out of the dormitory, making a turn and rushing towards the hall.

He even dubbed Xian Sucao in a very childish way.

Just when he was about to arrive at the hall, the door of [Yunjianhe] Ren Fei's dormitory opened suddenly, and he was almost hit by the two of them.

Xian Sucao's face turned red with embarrassment, Han Xuandong put down his feet, and it took him a long time to get up from the ground holding his sore waist.

"You two played really wildly." Ren Fei came back to his senses after a long time, and pulled the corner of his mouth a little stiffly, "The old man is pushing a cart."