Online Dating Hurts People

It took a long time for Xian Sucao's back to recover from the pain.

Near noon, Han Xuandong had nothing to do, took off his shirt and did push-ups in the open space of the dormitory.Xian Sucao sat on his back with great resentment, and played cross-legged cross-legged on the mobile phone to listen to the cross talk.

Han Xuandong stopped after doing a few, "Aren't you training?"

"I'm going to play a high-intensity defending match in the afternoon and round 22. If I train now, I'll be tired by then." Xian Sucao remained indifferent, and even turned up the volume.

Han Xuandong intentionally teased him: "If you're afraid of getting tired, don't sit like this all the time, it's so uncomfortable, come on, come and lie down under me, I can do it even better if you're comfortable."

Xian Su said hello, paused the audio, slid off Han Xuandong's back, raised one of his arms, rolled over and got in.

Han Xuandong didn't expect him to agree, he stood there with his hands on the ground, Xian Sucao clasped his fingers against his belly, and looked at him affectionately: "Isn't it better to do this, why, look at my picture Can't keep your mouth shut?"

The tip of the ear was a little hot, Han Xuandong looked away, "How is it possible, I dare to lie on it and do push-ups even if it's a lump of toad."

"Oh, what do you mean, I'm about the same as a toad?" Xian Sucao's voice was cold, seeing Han Xuandong stiffly raised his head and didn't look at him, with a smirk at the corner of his mouth, he deliberately blew into his ear In a low tone, say to him in a bubbly voice: "Look straight at me, baby~"

"Hold!"

Han Xuandong was startled by his baby's goose bumps all over his body, and his arms were so weak that he almost fell down.

"Xiansucao! You've learned badly!"

He sat up on his knees, touched the back of his neck and complained loudly.

Xian Sucao quickly put away her smile, and looked at him innocently, the heat from Han Xuandong's ears faded, and then an evil fire ignited in his chest, he grabbed Xian Sucao's two wrists and lifted them up , raised his chin.

Showing people with his nostrils, he pretended to be domineering and clanged: "You are playing with fire."

He placed Xian Su's careless hands above his head, resumed his hands-on-the-ground posture, and continued to do push-ups.

The hot air on Han Xuandong's body was far and near, and the hot breath hit his face, Xian Sucao was a little lost for a while, but he soon woke up, looked straight into Han Xuandong's eyes, and made a grimace.

Han Xuandong seemed to have been prepared for a long time, and he was indifferent to this, even as if he wanted to punish him, he pressed closer and closer.

Xian Sucao was the first to lose, her head turned to one side.

But he was only being honest for a while, then suddenly he stretched out his hand and attacked Han Xuandong's itchy flesh.Han Xuandong was unprepared, his arms went limp and directly pressed on Xian Sucao's body.

A muffled hum came from the side of his ear, and the itching under his arm subsided.

The scent of roses scratched the tip of his nose lightly, Han Xuandong came back to his senses and quickly got up.

"A suicide attack, right? Are you afraid that my 80 kilograms will crush you?"

Xian Sucao didn't reply, but still lay there straight.

Seeing his eyes closed tightly, Han Xuandong's heart tightened, and he quickly helped him up: "Hey, are you alright?"

Xian Sucao half-opened her eyes, raised her hand tremblingly to caress Han Xuandong's face, and said angrily, "Xuan, I, my bank card password is..."

His acting skills are realistic, but it's a pity that a pair of clear eyes exposed him, Han Xuandong's hanging heart sank, and he also started to fight his acting skills: "No, concubine Xian! Don't leave me like this!"

Han Xuandong held Xian Sucao's hand tightly and shook it vigorously.

"Our child is only three months old and is still breastfeeding. Do you have the heart to leave us father and son like this?! At least...at least!" He licked his index finger and touched the corner of his eyes, pretending to cry, "At least Also tell me your game item lock code, let me inherit your gold coins and appearance, and sell it for the baby's milk powder."

Xian Sucao's Adam's apple twitched, "My...my item lock code is..."

In the middle of speaking, Xian Sucao turned her head and then fell silent, "dead" without resting her eyes.

"Concubine Xian!!! No——!!!"

Yin Ming came to look for Han Xuandong, and heard him singing out of tune "Bachelor Crying His Wife" through the door. He knocked on the door for a long time but no one answered, so he just pushed the door and walked in. He saw Han Xuandong hugging " "Bones" Weihan Xian Sucao looked sad.

He stood silently behind the two, caught a glimpse of him out of the corner of the eye, and Xian Sucao's already lax eyes instantly regained clarity.Han Xuandong was too involved in the play, and he was still singing "The spring breeze blows in February, and the wife and children leave two roots".

Xian Sucao twisted his buttocks, sat up, Han Xuandong just started to play, and noticed Yin Ming.

Yin Ming coughed and said, "Xuandong, Huacao Peach Tea wants to see you."

"Who?"

"Herbal Peach Tea," Yin Ming repeated, "is a well-known technical anchor."

"Oh," Han Xuandong scratched his belly, "She knows me?"

"It came out of our server, who doesn't know you. She seems to be your fan. She guessed that you will come from your last live broadcast. She just met in the corridor."

Yin Ming squatted down and pushed Han Xuandong's arm with his elbow.

"She is the milk of our opponent this afternoon, the version's darling Yumu clan. You go and meet her, use a beauty trick, maybe she will be distracted by you and manipulate without intention, and we will be able to secure points in the afternoon gone."

Han Xuandong let out an "oh", wiped his hair, and walked to the bed.Putting on the shirt and scribbling two buttons, holding up the phone is a selfie.

"Here," Han Xuandong sent the photo to Yin Ming's QQ, "Show her this handsome photo of brother, no thanks."

Yin Ming was a little speechless: "It's not without reason that you don't have a hot relationship."

Han Xuandong waved his hands impatiently: "Go, go, Concubine Xian and I are busy exchanging emotions, discussing acting skills and preparing for the next Academy Awards. Do you know how precious my time is? Two yuan a minute You have to be down-to-earth, play well, and don’t always think of crooked ways.”

He put his arms around Xian Sucao's shoulders, and brought it to the bedside: "We change clothes, you go out, don't look at the indecent."

The offline competition officially started at [-]:[-] p.m., and Han Xuandong entered the venue early, only to find that the third row was reserved for accompanying parents.The waiting time for the start was long and boring. Han Xuandong opened the official live broadcast room to listen to the song. After a war song ended, he looked up and found that the surroundings were full of people.

Wang Chengqiu drew the red side, the console was on the east side of the venue, Han Xuandong was sitting at the far east side by the aisle, and on his left was a little girl about ten years old, wearing a cosplay costume of the Little Sunshine tribe, who was always in the Shaking legs restlessly.

The offline competition started on time. First, there was a song and dance performance, and then two hosts in sexy clothes came on stage and introduced the ten teams that entered the offline competition of this Guild League.

[Golden Cloth] was the last team to play. Before them, except for the other two rookie teams, they were all old faces.

From time to time, people in the auditorium held up support lights and light sticks to support their favorite gangs or participating anchors.

Han Xuandong leaned back in his chair and looked at every team that came on stage. When the sixth team came on stage, there was none more interesting than Xian Sucao. He felt bored, and looked down at the barrage in the live broadcast room.

Soon, a scream exploded in his ears, and the little girl with the puppy tail hanging behind her jumped up from the chair, waving a big cardboard heart: "Brother, come on!!!"

Han Xuandong suddenly became interested, glanced at the stage, covered one ear and asked her: "Little friend, who is your brother?"

The emotional little girl jumped on the spot for a while, before she rolled her eyes at him: "Ma Ma told me, don't talk to the weird sorghum."

Han Xuandong choked on the words "weird Shushu", he didn't want to tease the little girl any more, so he sat down honestly.

The eighth team that appeared on the stage was the popular anchor Huacao Peach Tea. The girl in her early 20s was very handsome, and her appearance caused quite a stir.

She stood still on the stage, her eyes wandering among the auditorium, her eyes lit up when she saw Han Xuandong, she smiled sweetly and waved to him, Han Xuandong didn't respond, but a row of male audience behind him started It boiled up.

Han Xuandong held his chin in a daze and didn't notice her at all.

"Flower and Peach Tea" Lu Lulu didn't feel lost either, and she was still following the live broadcast on stage after she walked behind the stage.

The last guild team【Golden Clothes】appeared.

The moment she saw Xian Sucao, she almost screamed.

She took out a photo with the hand speed she was most proud of, and along with Han Xuandong's selfie, secretly sent it to a QQ group called "Huake CP Tunliang Building".

[Super angry peach] Sisters!I hit it for real!

【Shake the bowl and wait for the food】! ! !

[Flower Drunk Unintentional Guest]! ! !

【Peach's little wife】! ! !

[Shaking the bowl and waiting for food] Help, the customer is so beautiful, Yan Kong can die contentedly [Peaceful.jpg]

[Little raccoon breeder] Wow...!This coquettish selfie is... Ah Huaer?

[Super Angry Man Taotao] That's right, it was given to me by Ke Ke's teammate.

[Super angry peach] Now Kaolin Zhihua is in the audience, accompanying the parents at the table!

[Super angry peach] Of course, that's not the point!The point is! ! !

【Peach's Little Wife】Speak quickly! ! !

[Rhubarb, you are a real dog] Wuwuwu, the combination of gods and beauty, I really didn't buy the wrong stock.

[Super angry Taotao] Didn't you find Keke's clothes a little too big?

[Super Angry Man Taotao] Then look at the shirt worn by Kaolin Zhihua in this selfie... It is the same as the one that Keke is wearing now!

【Rhubarb, you are a real dog】! ! !

【Little raccoon breeder】! ! !

[Super angry peach peach] Standing on the stage, Ke Ke was really nervous, his posture was so stiff, and he was shaking so badly. Through the mask, he could imagine how he was biting his lip and enduring it. Mommy is really distressed Shy guest...

[Hua Zui Wuxin Guest] Woohoo, I feel so distressed, can Ah Hua still sit still?Go up and give him a hug!

[Super angry peach]! ! !The camera is given to the flower of Gaoling! ! !He laughed! ! !He definitely smiled at the guests! ! !I just greeted him and he ignored me, it turns out the flower guest is real! ! !

[Rhubarb, you are a real dog] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !I can! ! ! [Send chicken crowing.jpg]

[Super angry peach] The lens is a close-up for the guest!Add chicken legs to the camera brother!Keke's shoulders slumped, and Gao Lingzhihua's smile comforted him!

[Peach's Little Wife] The customer seems to be sniffing the collar!

[Little raccoon breeder] hhh you can see this, sister, are you watching the live broadcast with a magnifying glass!

[Peach's Little Wife] Absolutely!Don't believe me, watch the screen recording tomorrow!Ahhhhhhh Keke is wearing Ahua'er's clothes, it's a real hammer!I hit it so hard, I made up [-] words in my brain!

【Super angry Taotao】Damn it, my hands are shaking with excitement now.

[Super angry Taotao] I hope that I will not be allowed to fight QAQ with the guest later. I am afraid that my teammates will attack me hard, and the flower of Gaoling will hold me against me.

When Xian Sucao was standing on the stage, Han Xuandong's gaze never left him for a moment.

Xian Sucao also looked at him, the big boy who had been in silent vibration mode when he first entered the stage gradually relaxed, and even waved his hand in his direction before exiting the stage.

Han Xuandong made a heart gesture with his fingers, and it fell from the top of his head to his chest, and gave Xian Sucao a dark look.

Gay is gay in Gay.

Wang Chengqiu also saw this scene when he stepped off the stage, pretended to retch, and silently gave Han Xuandong the middle finger in his heart.

Watching Xian Sucao disappear behind the stage, Han Xuandong leaned on the back of the chair, inexplicably remembering Xian Sucao lying under his body just now.

It's still fun to make fun of Xian Sucao.

The well-behaved kitten who usually swallows water often has unexpected naughty behaviors in front of him, which is not something ordinary people can see.

Han Xuandong is somewhat proud of this.

He decided to order a rescue item for this cute kitten.

What others have, Xian Sucao must also have.