Online Dating Hurts People

On the first day of the offline competition, the guild had three games, with a total of five points, and the result was not ideal.

These five points were all 22. Xian Sucao played three rounds of defending competitions, one round of 22, and was responsible for two 44 bans, and did not get any results for the gang.After all the matches were over, Han Xuandong treated his guests to spicy crayfish, and Xian Su huddled in a corner, trying to reduce his sense of existence.

Yin Ming went to buy cheese cakes and brought back a bagful of mangoes, Han Xuandong went to ask the proprietress for a dozen beers and appetizers, sat down beside Xian Sucao, and peeled the mangoes for him.

They didn't have a game tomorrow, and there was another treat. Everyone was eating and drinking, talking and laughing, not affected by today's game results in the slightest, except for Xian Sucao.As soon as the crayfish came to the table, he immersed himself in peeling the shells. The whole and clean shrimps lay neatly on the plate, and the plastic gloves were covered with red oil. Han Xuandong stuffed the peeled mango into his mouth, and Xian Sucao Pushed all the peeled shrimps to him, quietly ate mangoes and listened to other people's chats.

"Is it ready, let me have a taste?"

Han Xuandong saw that Xian Sucao was carrying half of a green mango in his hand, and he was about to lower his head to bite after saying hello, but it was in vain.

"Lobster and fruit can't be eaten together," Xian Sucao told him seriously, "it's not good for the stomach."

Han Xuandong's face changed, he licked the corner of his mouth and retracted: "Then you still eat?"

"You peeled it off for me, and you can tell from your posture that it was peeled for me. I didn't like eating very spicy food at first, and I would get acne, and my face felt very uncomfortable."

"Oh..." Han Xuandong touched his face in embarrassment, "Next time, tell me earlier, I prepared it specially for you."

Xian Sucao helped him wipe off the red oil on his face: "I'm watching, if someone is going to eat mango, I will stop it."

"That's not what I mean... I thought you liked fish and shrimp, but I never thought that you don't like spicy food, so I will order non-spicy ones in the future."

Xian Sucao gave an "um", wiped her hands with a wet towel after eating the mango, and continued to help Han Xuandong peel the lobster.

Han Xuandong felt that he had grown hands in vain, and it was really awkward for him to eat idle grass all the time, so he took two cheesecakes for him.

"I'll give you my share too," Han Xuandong even helped him unpack the cake, "I don't like sweets when I eat mochi, don't be hungry."

"Don't peel it for me, I can do it myself, you have to protect your hands, don't get tired."

Xian Su curtly said hello, bowed her head and started to eat the cake.Although he has been eating slowly, Han Xuandong can still see a trace of nervousness and timidity from his slow motion.

Like a cat that is scolded for doing something wrong and then called to eat.

But he obviously did nothing wrong, Han Xuandong thought, and casually comforted him, saying: "You performed very well today, especially in the first round of the ring defense, with 31 kills, unprecedented, and you are very handsome."

"But I died at the seventh and a half minutes." Xian Sucao's voice was very soft, and his eyelashes kept shaking.

"That's because others can't do it. They didn't finish killing the opponent's leader before you fell." Han Xuandong stretched out his hand to give him a number, "First kill the leader and get 3 points, depending on the attacker, within the specified time Both sides have not completed the kill, and the defender who kills more will get 2 points, and the defender is the one to watch, you have already done what you can do to the extreme."

Yin Ming only drank two glasses of beer before he became drunk. He was quite a gentle person on weekdays. After getting drunk, he went to the table, pointed to the ceiling and spoke with a blushing face, his voice was several decibels higher than usual: "I, old Chinese doctor, you Don't take my word for it...I'm telling you, hiccup! Crayfish and cheesecake really...perfect!"

He shook his index finger, squinted his eyes and stared at Han Xuandong in the corner.

Han Xuandong was so stared at by him: "Come on, old quack doctor, I really listen to you. We will all be admitted to the gastroenterology hospital tomorrow. Did you know that crayfish and fruit can't be eaten together?"

"Everyone take away the mangoes, I don't want to hurt my stomach, I keep the mangoes..." He got stuck at this point, Han Xuandong took another sip of beer, and winked at Xian Su.

After receiving the signal for help, Xian Sucao reminded in a low voice: "One hour."

"Yes, one hour!" Han Xuandong patted the table, "At least one hour before eating, don't blame me for not reminding!"

A group of half-drunk guys answered inarticulately, and I don't know if they took it to heart.Yin Ming's authority was questioned by Han Xuandong, and he wanted to step on the table and make gestures with him, but was stopped by the people on both sides of him, and after a while, he forgot what he was going to do, and began to memorize the recipes there. .

Taking advantage of no one's attention, Han Xuandong brought the whole plate of peanuts to Xian Sucao.

"You don't drink alcohol, right?" He wiped Xian Sucao's used wet wipes, "I'll get you a drink? Coke or Sprite."

He was about to get up, but was grabbed by Xian Sucao. "I can drink," Xian Sucao said firmly, "The survey data shows that the province with the best drink in the country is Province S."

"Okay," Han Xuandong responded happily, and opened a beer for Xian Sucaoman, "Then let's gamble on the dignity of our hometown tonight!"

The two clinked glasses, Han Xuandong drank it all in one gulp, Xian Sucao frowned and drank the wine to the bottom.

Then he watched blankly as Han Xuandong ate a crayfish, poured wine and drank again, the glass in front of him was only half filled, and then fell down on the table with a "bang".

Han Xuandong, who was pouring wine, almost spilled the wine on the table.

He gently pushed Xian Sucao twice, but there was no reaction at all, and he was a little helpless.

"Is this what you said you can drink?" Han Xuandong lay down on the table and poked his white neck. "A cup?"

Fortunately, although Xian Sucao got drunk quickly, she was quite peaceful when drunk.Han Xuandong saw that he had only eaten half of the cake, so he resealed the rest and put it away.

Tian Bing, who is also a big man from the province of S, was struggling to survive among the drunks who danced wildly. Seeing that Han Xuandong had three empty bottles in his hand and still remained expressionless, he invited him to drink with him. Han Xuandong refused on the grounds that the distance was too far. Tian Bing Bing moved the chair and the wine and came over, insisting on dragging him to drink together.

"How much did you drink? You're so drunk." Tian Bing stuffed two peanuts into his mouth and asked casually while looking at the unconscious Xian Sucao.

Han Xuandong smiled and didn't reply, but raised the wine bottle and said, "Everyone is a pure man, so why not blow on the bottle."

"Happy!" Tian Bing slapped his thigh, grabbed another bottle of wine and slammed it on the edge of the table, smashing the mouth of the bottle, "I like you like this, come here, do it! !!"

His voice was rough, like unpolished slate.Han Xuandong thought, Tian Bing's accent was too strong, and he couldn't speak Mandarin well enough.

After a bottle of wine, Tian Bing thought he was getting closer to Han Xuandong, so he moved his chair and moved closer to him. Feeling the heat from his body, Han Xuandong retreated a little, keeping the distance between the two of them. distance.

"Don't just drink, eat more. Tonight's protagonist is still crayfish, enough."

"That's right," Tian Bing was not polite at all. Seeing that there were still a few peeled crayfish on Han Xuandong's dinner plate, he went straight to get them. Take a drunk back."

It was the crayfish that Xian Sucao peeled for him before.Han Xuandong wanted to protect the food, but because the other party was a relative or friend who was half-cooked, he could only hold back his anger and took a whole shrimp and peeled it by himself.

He didn't wear plastic gloves, and he was pricked by the head of the shrimp, and he "hissed" in pain, and Xian Sucao, who was lying quietly on his stomach, bounced up.

He grabbed Han Xuandong's hand, lowered his head, his lips almost stuck to his hand, "Does it hurt?"

"It's okay, it's just a small prick, and it will be fine after a while."

Han Xuandong wanted to withdraw his hand, but Xian Sucao grabbed him and refused to let go.

"Brother Xuan..." Xian Sucao muttered softly, "You have five big tumors on your hands."

"My hands are healthy, they are fingers, if you let me go, I still have to eat."

"You can't, your hand is hurt, I'll help you peel the shrimp."

Xian Sucao was shaking violently, but her voice could not be heard a hint of drunkenness.He did what he said, and resumed the great business of peeling shrimp, but his level was not as good as when he was sober, and the shrimp meat was destroyed by him.

Han Xuandong was afraid that he would be impaled and it would be difficult to stop him, so he could only stare at him and completely ignored Tian Bing. Unfathomable.

"Ahua'er, do you know that the rumors are not groundless," he raised his red-stained thumb, "It's okay that you two have a good relationship, if I didn't know that you are both straight, look You two are like that, I believe all the rumors on the Internet that say you two are gay."

Xian Sucao hooked Han Xuandong's neck with one arm and pressed down, and stuffed the shrimp meat paste into his mouth, Han Xuandong could only open his mouth in cooperation.

"What about this and that, don't spread rumors," he said carefully, for fear of biting Xian Sucao's fingers, "We have known each other for seven years, seven years, you understand? The best buddies in school go their separate ways after graduation We haven't been in touch much, and the seven-year friendship is very rare, and we are considered childhood sweethearts in this small world, so it's only natural that we have a good relationship."

"Oh, that's great," Tian Bing couldn't help but sigh, "I also want to have such a good brother, so that I don't have to look for a wife."

Han Xuandong almost choked on the spicy oil: "I still need to find my wife... How can a brother replace my wife?"

Tian Bing shook his head: "You don't understand this, do you? Have you ever heard of a saying, a brother becomes a wife with a stroke, and a brother becomes a sweetheart with a kiss."

Han Xuandong was so shocked that he didn't know how to reply for a while, he moved Xian Sucao's hand that was stuffing shrimps into his mouth, took a sip of wine, wiped the corner of his mouth: "Bing, you are not a potential gay, are you? .”

"No." I don't know if he was drunk or what, Tian Bing grinned, his face was still a little red.He patted his chest, "It's not potential, I'm gay, Meng Yi, doesn't it look like it?"

Facts proved that Tian Bing was indeed a little drunk. Afterwards, the two chatted a little bit, and he answered a little confusedly, but when Wang Chengqiu arranged for sober people to wait for taxis to send the drunks back to the dormitory, Tian Bing took the initiative to ask Ying to bring them back to the dormitory. Three people left, and Han Xuandong only took care of Xian Sucao.Because Xian Sucao is the quietest, Wang Chengqiu arranged for him and Han Xuandong to leave last.

Before getting into the taxi, Tian Bing winked at Han Xuandong with a smile: "My good brother, I know you're not telling the truth. Actually...what's the age of this, it's not shameful to like a good brother."

Han Xuandong laughed and urged him to get in the car. When Wang Chengqiu called the last car to come, he felt that the evening wind was a bit cold, and the Xian Sucao held by him seemed to be trembling, so Han Xuandong took off his scarf, Put it on Xian Sucao's neck.

Moving people back to the dormitory, when Han Xuandong took a shower, Xian Su slumped on the desk, sleeping soundly.

When Han Xuandong came out of the shower, he seemed to hear a kitten meowing.

After getting closer to the source of the sound, he heard that it was Xian Sucao crying on the table.

With a twist in his heart, he knelt down and held Xian Sucao's face, lowered his head and asked him: "Are you okay? Why are you crying?"

Xian Su twitched and muttered something, but Han Xuandong couldn't hear what he was saying, so he could only wipe his tears in a panic.

"Don't cry, okay? Didn't we agree? If there is anything uncomfortable, just tell brother."

Xian Sucao slapped his hand away, rubbed his eyes, and his voice suddenly became louder: "Sing to our dear motherland, from now on to prosperity and strength. Sing to our dear motherland, from now to prosperity and strength—— !"

"..."

Could it be that singing moved me to tears?

That night, Han Xuandong did not share a bed with Xian Sucao.

He listened to Xian Sucao playing "Five-Star Red Flag Flying in the Wind" and "Ten Sending the Red Army Away" in a loop from a distance of three meters, and couldn't sleep all night amid the passionate singing with a crying voice.

Han Xuandong removed Xian Sucao from the list of good wines.

He has a lot of stamina when he's drunk.

But one thing to say, the singing is very nice.

With sincere feelings, Han Xuandong almost cried.