Online Dating Hurts People

This is the first time Xian Sucao got drunk, and when she woke up in the morning, her mouth was dry, and she lacked a memory from when she was drunk to when she woke up.

He had only tasted a drink or two at most before, so he didn't have a clear understanding of his drinking capacity.This drunkenness made him realize the fact that he is not suitable for drinking, it is not good to drink, and it will make him feel uncomfortable, so Xian Sucao decided to listen to his parents, and only drink orange juice on the wine table from now on.

After changing his clothes, he wanted to get some water in the reception room, and when he opened the door, he saw Han Xuandong who had just returned from morning exercise.

He was exuding heat, and he carried a kettle in his hand.

"Thirsty?" Han Xuandong stuffed the water bottle into Xian Sucao's hand, and wiped the sweat from his palm.

Han Xuandong's skin is not fair, but Xian Sucao has good eyes, and when he got closer, he noticed the inconspicuous blackness under his eyes.

He unscrewed the lid of the pot and took two sips, took some water to moisten his throat, and returned the pot to Han Xuandong, "How do you know I'm thirsty... What's wrong with your eyes, didn't you sleep well last night?"

Han Xuandong smiled, hugged his chest and tilted his head, "You don't remember what you did last night?"

Hearing this, Xian Sucao became nervous, her eyes began to wander wildly: "I, did I hit you after I got drunk last night?"

"It seems that you really don't remember." Han Xuandong twisted the lid of the kettle again, twisted the handle and swung it around, "Xian Sucao, what songs do you usually listen to?"

"Ancient...Ancient style, right?"

"Are you sure it's not Red Song?"

Xian Sucao looked up suspiciously, Han Xuandong walked into the dormitory and closed the door, and rubbed Xian Sucao's head by taking advantage of her height.

He sighed exaggeratedly: "Last night I heard you sing 'Singing Our Dear Motherland' and 'Autumn Wind and Rain' all night. I couldn't help but recall those glorious years. Can't sleep."

Years of getting along with Xian Sucao told Xian Sucao that Han Xuandong did not lie at this time, and the dry mouth when he got up early was enough to support his words.Thinking of singing red songs all night after being drunk, Xian Sucao's ears turned red, "I... I was so nervous on stage, I just listened to red songs, maybe because of this, I kept singing after getting drunk .”

"Oh," Han Xuandong understood, "So what did you listen to before you got drunk, and what will you play on loop after you're drunk?"

"Maybe, it's also the first time I've been drunk." Xian Sucao changed the subject, "You haven't had breakfast yet, have you? Want something to eat? I'll go buy it."

Han Xuandong didn't mean to let go of this topic, he grabbed Xian Sucao's arm to prevent him from escaping, "Do you want to try again? I'll listen to you a song for a day, and we'll go out for a drink at night and see you Should I sing a new song tonight or the popular song from last night."

The thirst for knowledge on his face made Xian Sucao a little tired, "I won't drink any more in the future, it's not good and it's uncomfortable, and don't you feel tired, you were quarreled with me all night last night, right?"

"It's not that exaggerated," Han Xuandong chuckled and put his arms around his shoulders, "You're so tired that you fall asleep after two o'clock in the middle of the night, and in order to explore the unsolved mysteries of human beings, it's nothing to stay up late. Let's try again~ "

Xian Sucao didn't bother to give him a good face, "The sound insulation here is not good, I don't want to sacrifice myself to explore the unsolved mysteries of human beings."

Ask again: "What do you want to eat?"

Han Xuandong thought for a while: "Then the buns with sauced meat. By the way, you didn't finish your cheesecake last night, so I brought it back in my pocket."

As he said that, Han Xuandong took out the coat pocket hanging on the coat rack, and when he took out two boxes of cakes that were crushed, he felt that the eyes on his hands were a bit cold.

After a long silence, Han Xuandong scratched his head in embarrassment: "Can I still eat it?"

He put the cake away last night and forgot about it. When he got into the taxi, he took off his coat because it was too hot, and then sat on it... The cake seemed to be crushed by his steel butt.

"Yes." Xian Sucao nodded.Although the cake is squeezed like this, he will definitely not be able to eat it, but not wasting food is a traditional virtue that he cannot violate.

"Forget it," said Han Xuandong, no matter how thick-skinned he is, it's not easy for Xian Sucao to eat the things that his butt has crushed, "Just buy something you like, and I'll take care of it."

Xian Sucao nodded, and did not forget to sniff Han Xuandong's coat pocket before going out.

"It smells of cheese," he said. "Be sure to wash it, or you will attract ants."

Han Xuandong was extremely guilty of crushing Xian Sucao's cake, even when he was eating breakfast, he always felt that Xian Sucao, who drank coconut milk and purple rice porridge and ate custard yellow buns, was pitiful.

So he proposed to take Xian Sucao out for a drive to relax.

"There is a dessert shop that opened today 3.8 kilometers away from here," Han Xuandong stared at the phone, "It is said that it is a branch of a well-known national chain store, and you should not miss the May Day traffic and the newly opened gimmick activities. Want to go see it?"

Xian Sucao felt that Han Xuandong was a little too nervous today, and thought that he should eat some sweets to change his mood, so he answered yes.

Ask again: "If you eat too many sweets, will your muscles turn into fat?"

Han Xuandong thought his question was a bit funny: "No, fat people didn't grow out of eating in a day, my body has passed the test of time, and it doesn't deform so easily."

"Oh." Xian Sucao was completely relieved, "Then you can eat more."

"You can also eat more," Han Xuandong pinched Xian Sucao's face, "Look how hungry the child is."

3.8 kilometers is not too short, so Han Xuandong chose to drive.

After warming up the car, he didn't go on the road immediately, but was flipping through a stack of music CDs.

Xian Sucao always had an ominous premonition, and as expected, Han Xuandong finally chose a disc, inserted it into the car DVD, and turned to smile at him: "Yunnan folk songs, do you want to listen?"

Xian Sucao has no right to refuse at all.

So he was forced to listen to "The Old Driver Take Me" and "Pinch Your Hip" all the way.

The dessert shop opened in the commercial street. The narrow street was crowded with pedestrians at this time, and cars were not allowed at all. They could only park their cars at the entrance.When I got off the car, the sharp music was still lingering in my ears, Xian Sucao was a little dazed.

Han Xuandong nudged him with his elbow: "What do you think after listening?"

"I want to squeeze your big crotch."

As Xian Sucao said, she made a gesture to bully her, but Han Xuandong dodged with a smile.

"I was wrong...! Hey, just rely on you, don't even try to catch me in this life!"

He turned around and got into the crowd, Xian Sucao followed for a few steps and then stopped chasing him. He felt that Han Xuandong was not like 29 years old, but like nine years old.

There were too many people, even though Han Xuandong was tall, he was quickly swept away by the sea of ​​people.At the entrance of the commercial street was a seller of egg sausages, Xian Sucao ordered two, and when he turned around, Han Xuandong came over in a hurry.

"Why didn't you keep up? I almost lost you. Fortunately, I turned around."

Xian Sucao blocked his mouth with an egg-packed sausage: "Kid Han Xuandong, today is not Children's Day, please don't revert to your old age, play chasing games, and be good with your parents."

"I found that dessert shop. It seems that there is indeed an event, and there are quite a lot of people at the door."

Han Xuandong took the egg sausage and dragged Xian Sucao inside, "By the way, I suddenly thought of something."

"What's the matter?" There were noisy voices in the commercial street, Xian Sucao tilted her head in order to hear Han Xuandong's words.

"The world is not benevolent, and treats all things as straw dogs; the sage is not benevolent, and treats the people as straw dogs. Where does this sentence come from?"

""Tao Te Ching."" Xian Su answered in a nonchalant manner.

"So familiar," Han Xuandong smiled and squeezed Xian Sucao's palm, "You must like me very much, right?"

Xian Sucao paused, "Everyone is a humble dog, only you are different." He pinched Han Xuandong's palm, "You are a real dog."