When the sand sculptures get the social death script

Nowadays, the daily life of most consumers is inseparable from mobile phones, and simple text and pictures are gradually unable to meet people's needs.

You can see all the details of the real goods through live streaming, which is much more intuitive than ordinary online shopping. The only disadvantage is that you can’t touch the goods in person like online shopping, which is not as good as physical stores.

But not everyone has the time to shop offline.

The live broadcast can be opened and watched anytime and anywhere, which satisfies the fragmented time management of users, and there are anchors to display and promote in real time, answering consumer questions, and it is the general trend to set off an industry boom.

However, Chi Ji felt that this matter itself still had a certain threshold.

Such as product positioning.

The clothing industry allows models to keep changing styles for display.

The food industry can try and even make it now.

The makeup industry can test lipsticks on the spot.

The above and so on, live broadcasting is of great help to the sales of products in many industries. As long as the eloquence is good enough, it can successfully Amway and guide consumers to buy.

However, some industries are destined to be incompatible with live broadcasting.

Like condoms.

This is even more outrageous than live broadcasts selling diapers or sanitary napkins, which are less private than condoms.

Many anchors sell diapers or sanitary napkins in live broadcasts. They disassemble them openly in front of the camera, show the breathability and pure cotton texture at close range, and test the waterproofness with light blue saline.

The use of condoms is doomed that this product itself cannot face the camera directly.

Even the marketing copywriting is a huge problem.

Everyone knows what a condom is for. When most users make a choice, they only consider three points: safety, comfort, and price.

But apart from the fact that the price can be promoted at the time of discount, what about others?

How can you prove that he is safe?

How can you prove that it is moist, ultra-thin and comfortable?

How to sell to make consumers believe in the so-called slogan is simply a century-old problem.

In order to make the atmosphere more intense, the advertising department built a pyramid with dozens of boxes of red and blue condoms in the background of the live broadcast, behind where Lu Changming was sitting, and put all the styles on the table in front of him to facilitate the live broadcast.

Seeing that Chi Ji also came together, Zhai Ying thoughtfully moved a chair and put it behind him.

After confirming that this was an angle that the camera would never see, Chi Ji sat down with his arms folded, really wanting to see what kind of flower Lu Changming was going to make.

And Lu Changming, who has experienced many battles, is obviously used to facing tens of thousands of spectators. Surrounded by nearly a hundred boxes of condoms, he still looks at ease when facing the camera without any panic.

He leaned on the back of the chair, crossed his legs easily, and greeted the camera with a smile.

"Long time no see, have your family eaten?"

【Are you sick? Hurry up and bring the goods】

[The host puts it on and has a look]

[What are you chatting about here, are you farting? 】

[You don't care if we eat or not, go to work]

[This dress is too casual, disrespectful, take off all clothes]

[Don't be handsome, live broadcast well]

……

Live broadcasting seems simple, but it actually requires strong language communication skills.

If the communication skills are not good enough, it is easy to be cold.

Lu Changming obviously has the proof of talking to himself, the bullet screen is too fast, and he is not in a hurry when he can't see the content clearly at all, and he is calm and relaxed.

"I haven't eaten yet, do you mind if I eat during the live broadcast?"

After the voice fell behind, all the employees present were stunned.

hello?brother?

Our topic today is live broadcast delivery. Would you like to introduce the product anyway?

But Lu Changming didn't care so much at all, he turned his head and looked at Qin Manman next to him: "Then what, Xiao Qin, I saw you hiding a bucket of self-heating small hot pot in your workstation before."

Qin Manman opened his eyes wide in horror, glanced at Chi Ji quietly, and then stammered: "Well, it seems that there is indeed..."

Hearing this, Lu Changming immediately started digging out his pockets.

But nowadays people don't have the habit of carrying money with them. After digging for a long time, they don't even have a dollar coin all over their bodies.

Lu Changming subconsciously looked at Chi Ji and blinked quickly.

Chi Ji supported his forehead, completely refusing to make a sound, and waved to Qin Manman who was looking for advice, then took out his mobile phone and sent her a 50 yuan red envelope.

Qin Manman realized it, and ran out to soak in the self-heating hot pot without looking back.

There were many employees in the meeting room, and there were still people waiting to control the field. Lu Changming just looked away slowly in front of everyone, squinted his eyes and looked at the bullet screen in the mobile phone in front of him for a while, and couldn't bear to look directly at it. rub your eyes.

"What are you talking about, you can't read the words clearly."

The barrage scrolled rapidly, and there were all kinds of things to say. Lu Changming looked up with a very experienced look, looked up and said to the field controller: "Set the user's speech time to 3 minutes."

The field controller was dumbfounded: "Uh...wouldn't this be too long..."

"It's okay, I set it every 5 minutes before." Lu Changming shrugged indifferently, "They talk too much, they keep swiping the screen, the live broadcast room is easy to get stuck, and it is very troublesome to reconnect when disconnected."

I have never seen this scene before, but looking at the number of real-time viewers who are close to seven figures and still rising, I feel that there are indeed some frame drops in the live broadcast room at this time.

Due to the huge user base, after the speech CD is set up, the barrage is still very fast, but it is not as exaggerated as before.

[What brand of small hot pot?boarding】

【Who were you looking at just now? Miss Qin Manman?】

[I set up a speech CD again, can't I afford it?]

[There are so many behind the anchor, can you deliver them?]

[The ones I just bought online will be shipped within 20 working days, why is it so slow! 】

[Hurry up, hurry up, don't pre-order, don't pre-order]

……

"Oh, what are you in a hurry for?"

Seeing someone starting to discuss the product, Lu Changming finally picked out the key points to answer

"It's useless to be anxious. The situation is like this. You also understand that our QAQ is such a large scale, and the quality control is strict. The speed of the assembly line is only on fire. Wait, why worry, 20 days Not enough for you to find someone."

Under normal circumstances, celebrities are basically conscientious in their business, how can they chat with fans like this.

Chi Ji didn't expect Lu Changming's way to be so wild, and he quickly looked at the bullet screen on the big screen after hearing him, for fear that the audience would be impatient.

Soon he found himself thinking too much.

[Who are you talking about? This is, do you have a date?do you have? 】

[Scheming man, do you think we believe you have a partner just because you endorse QAQ? 】

[Take away QAQ, support QAQ solo flight]

[QAQ is beautiful alone, Lu Changming don't suffer from Lao Tzu]

[Speechless, the order just now shows that it will be shipped within 20 days, and it has been 40 days now, are you devils? 】

【Grandma, my child is full moon in 40 days】

……

Lu Changming's fans are generally in such an anxious state under Lu Changming's Weibo on weekdays, like a debt collector.

Ever since Lu Changming appeared, he hasn't said a word about selling goods, unlike other small yellow carts in the lower right corner that bring goods.

But the orders in the background have been growing steadily and have not stopped for a moment.

Everyone has never seen this world, and soon admired it.

And Lu Changming continued to chat, persuading the camera earnestly: "Let's not discuss whether there is a partner, the main thing is that everyone really wants to spend rationally. To be honest, this box is really not cheap for dozens of dollars. QAQ has always used real materials, all of which are high-quality natural latex, and the cost is here. Even I can only win this discount. Please be careful when placing orders, and don’t buy a bunch of useless things to go back.”

The previous words are quite pleasant, but as long as you grow ears, the more you listen, the more you feel that something is wrong.

Chi Ji also reacted belatedly, his face turned reddish and he lowered his eyes and smiled slightly.

The barrage was pissed off.

[What is a useless thing, you are useful?Are you useful? 】

[I bought it as a balloon to blow up, do you care about it? 】

[The shelf life is three years, you curse me for not being able to find a girlfriend for three years? 】

[Purely speechless, I will be 20 in three years]

【Could you complain, this anchor has a weird personality】

[Curiosity, general spokespersons have to try it out, have you tried it yet]

【He tried a der, with whom did he try it】

[Don't embarrass him, it's not easy for everyone]

……

It is indeed a regulation of the advertising industry that the spokesperson needs to use the endorsed product.

Seeing what the barrage said, Lu Changming was also impatient, and blurted out in a hurry.

"Who said I didn't try it, I tried it!"

Everyone present was embarrassed at the same time.

Chi Ji was also stunned.

Trial...passed?

when?

Chi Jizai recalled it carefully, and made sure that this person had never stayed out at night since he moved to Lu Changming's house.

What the hell is that...

If Lu Changming's personal confession is not a lie, there is nothing wrong with him being single, and his stay at home during this period has basically proved this point.

However, with Lu Changming's conditions, there must be many people who are willing to pay back.

They are all adults, and they are men in their 20s who are in their prime. It is quite normal to have this physiological need to release.

but……

When Lu Changming said he wanted to try it out and took the product home from the company, Chi Ji thought he was talking for fun.I have never done any mental construction, just imagine it is true.

Suddenly getting this news from Lu Changming, for some reason, Chi Ji's heart seemed to be put into some airtight sealed metal box, stuffy and uncomfortable.

Even if it was perfectly normal, it had nothing to do with him.

Compared with the turmoil in Chi Ji's heart, the audience seemed much calmer, and every barrage expressed their complete disbelief.

Lu Changming's desire to win exploded, and the corners of his lips were deeply raised, his face full of confidence: "This time I disappointed you, I really tried it."

【You never let us down when you let us down】

【How long has this symptom lasted】

[The anchor seems to have that hysteria, so he pushes for a urine test and prepares for surgery]

[edit, continue to edit]

【You really risked everything for the sake of fire】

[Tell me how you tried it, I have a friend who wants to know the whole process]

……

Seeing that the audience didn't believe it, Lu Changming changed his sitting position and smiled mysteriously.

"In order to help you test the safety of QAQ, I specially disassembled a box and tried six of them, filled each one with water, and then shook them wildly in the bathroom. The experiment proved that the elasticity is really good, and the most important thing is Nothing leaked."

Speaking of this, Lu Changming became inexplicably excited, and continued to talk happily.

"This thing is really thin, and the texture is very silky! When I shake it, even if I hold it tightly, it will fly out accidentally, and I will be covered with water. I haven't felt anything about the icy type and the thermal type. The difference, if you have a partner, remember to ask me for feedback after using it, I am very curious."

Chi Ji: "..."

The author has something to say:

Lu Changming: Underage fans are not allowed to try, otherwise I will directly give a fatal whirlwind kick...

Chi Ji: Let's leave, I'm tired.

Lu Changming:? ? ?

Lu Changming: What's going on QAQ