twin angels

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When I wrote this section, I realized that no one wrote about such a fun thing as going to the toilet. It seems that they don’t need to go.

No.11 was found

更新时间2007-6-1316:45:00字数：2694

I arrived in the classroom late today, thinking of the fierce battle with my brother at night, I can't help but feel chills!Hey, forget it, didn't I refresh the 300 mark that I was late for today?it does not matter!Under the eyes of everyone, I came to my seat again.

strangeness!Why is there more stuff?letter!A heartfelt love letter!How can it be?Think about it, I haven't received a letter since I was born in my mother's womb!What's more, the legendary stuff in the love letter.You asked me how I knew it was a love letter at a glance, that's very simple, my brother just touched a stack in the drawer, I refreshed my late record, he created his confession record, we are indeed brothers. . . . . .It's far away, in short, I have seen a lot of objects that are suspected to be love letters from my brother, so it is easy to distinguish them.However, how could there be such a thing?It can't be that someone has a crush on me!Sure enough I am. . . . . . . . (1821 characters omitted.)

open?Countless exclamation points and question marks are spinning in my mind, yes. . . . .But my weak heart may not be able to withstand this strong stimulation!

Do not open!

No, no, at least it was given to me by MM, how can I live up to the good intentions of others?

Open?

Still not working!What if it was a dinosaur or a suspected extraterrestrial non-human intelligence?According to the school newspaper, at a certain time (late night) on a certain day of a certain year, a certain person received a suspected love letter object from a certain dinosaur, and ended up on the rooftop, but was carried down when he came back! Why?Suspected to be abused by an ancient carnivore, this abuse includes: 1. Eye abuse, I don’t need to say more about this, if a reader really wants to experience this power, I suggest you go to Xingye’s movie to see Ruhua. 2. Ear abuse, this is not an ordinary ear abuse. It would be better if the words of each other came from a normal population, but what would happen to you if this sentence came from the mouth of a dinosaur?feel sick and vomit. . . . . NO, NO, NO!Of course it's not that simple!According to a certain ear-striking person (seeing is a witness, then what you hear is an ear-smashing person.): A certain alien high-frequency radio wave continuously generates a strong oscillating current, which continuously impacts the eardrum, cochlea, and even the eardrum. Nervous, causing some people (including, of course, ear-slappers) to cheat on the spot. 3. Self-abuse, yes, yes, self-abuse!According to the laboratory test report of a professional investigation team, it may be that the unbearable mental torture caused the dislocation of the brain nerves, which eventually led to a certain victim abusing himself to divert the mental damage. 4. It abuses, it? ?I'm not mistaken, it's "it", are you sure the dinosaur can be called by her?When a certain dinosaur passed out and the confession was invalid, in order to wake up the victim, it began to destroy. As for the method of destruction, please refer to the last madness of the Mad God on the 13th floor of Mad God Art No. [-] in "Mad God" . . . . . . . . .After some earth-shattering and inhuman torture, a certain victim finally developed a strong sequelae-love letter phobia, which seems to be far away again. . . . . . .

But what if it is a love letter from a certain flower?If it is true, then I can say goodbye to singleness, loneliness, darkness, pain, and virginity. . . . . .

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After thinking for 27 minutes and 37 seconds, I finally made up my mind and opened it!

My favorite angel:

I am deeply attracted to you, your every move makes me crazy, the darkness is bright because of you. . . . . . . (The rest of the 3867 words are all children’s buyi content, so they are omitted) I’ll wait for you on the rooftop after school.

love you xxx

It is indeed XXX, it seems that this person was so excited that he forgot to write his name.

go?go!It doesn't matter if it's a flower or a dinosaur, take a look first, it's all open anyway, if you don't go, you'll be sorry.

time flies. . . . . . . . .

After school, I quietly came to the rooftop with nervousness, excitement, and a little bit of fear. As for my brother, I didn't know when he went out to fool around with MM again.

I gently pushed open the door of the roof, and saw. . . . . . . . . .

this. . . . . .This body shape, too. . . . . .It's too strong!

Tyrannosaurus Rex! ! !Myocardial infarction!

Turn your eyes back.what to do?It's really a dinosaur! S-class Tyrannosaurus Rex!God, how could this be possible!

No, no!What if I'm wrong?I glanced toward the crack of the door again.

muscle. . . . . .muscle!That's right!With this size, I can go to boxing, or more precisely, I can cosplay the boxing champion!God!I hate you!No way!There are pirated copies of everything in this world, even those who write love letters are pirated!If you want to pirate, you also need to have pirated technology!Come on a muscular man, that's too much. . . . . .So unprofessional!

I. . . .I slip!

Just as I turned to leave, a big hand lifted me back!Poor my 165 figure (wrong! Only 162 after shrinking) was twisted back by that bear-like hand.

"You...why are you running!" The muscular man standing in front is that muscular man. As for his appearance, I suggest you go to the zoo to see the orangutans.

"You... Hello." I was nervous for a while, it seemed that this scene was a little bit. . . . . .

"Why are you nervous, I'm not a monster!" The orangutan showed me a very bright smile.

I shivered all over my body, you are indeed not a monster, but you are a beast, boss!

The orangutan blushed and said, "I said Tianling, have you read my letter?"

I took a closer look at him, and it turned out that he is Lu Xiang from our class, the second seed of the basketball team, no wonder he is so strong.

"I see, but... Is that really what you wrote?"

"It was indeed I who wrote it!"

I was so cold that I yelled out: "You wrote it! You didn't want to tell me you like me!"

"Well, it's clearly written in the letter."

No way, Boss, I’m a man and you (used to) engage in BL.

"But, I'm not interested in that."

"which aspect?"

"That's it!"

"Haha," Lu Xiang laughed wildly (xiao?) and said, "I thought you were going to say something, I'm not a woman, how could I..."

"But I'm not a woman either!"

"Aren't you a woman? There will be no women in the world!"

"I said no, no!"

"Don't be stupid, who are you lying to! You look a bit like a man."

"Hehe, I'm really a man!"

"Haha" Lu Xiang continued to laugh wildly (howling?), and said, "Take off your clothes if you have the guts to try."

Tell me to undress, you don't really have that interest!Perverted enough!It also affects the appearance of the city in public, and even a good citizen who maintains the city.

"Take off, you pervert!" I said.

"Don't dare! I saw you from XX mall, I knew it."

"shopping mall?"

"Yes! After I saw you, my sister told me that Boss Tianling has a very cute sister, but I remember that the boss has no sister! So I noticed you in the past two days. You dare not go to the toilet. It is enough to prove it."

"Who is your sister, she...how does she know!"

"Her name is Lu Xiaomeng!"

Little Dream?No!What a coincidence, why is she so cute and has an orangutan brother? Could it be a genetic mutation!

"You have nothing to say! You are a woman, and a girl so beautiful that you can describe it as horror!"

T. T~ If I could take off my clothes to prove it before, but now I am speechless.

"Then...then what do you want!"

"You accept me!"

"Dream!" Want me and the man, come out from the west, the sun!

No.12 moment to cover up the truth

更新时间2007-6-1317:52:00字数：2335

The orangutan's face gradually came closer to me, gave a very sinister smile, and then said: "Okay, if you want everyone in the world to know that you are a woman, then go!"

"You!" I was speechless for a while.

"What about me? Am I handsome? Do you want to think about it?"

Typical lines of a human trafficker. . . . .

"How thick-skinned!"

"You can't be thick-skinned, you can't hang on to a woman, understand?"

Why is this guy always speaking alien languages!Are all aliens so thick-skinned?Damn, never mind.

"So, what do you want to do?"

"It's actually very simple, as long as you light up the image."

"Appearance?"

"Well, that's right, it's a bright image, as long as you pretend to be my girlfriend and drive me to compare with others."

"It's that simple?"

"It's that simple!"

"Okay, you can think about it."

"Okay, I'll pick you up tomorrow night."

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"Brother, what can you say, your team doesn't raise anything, only animals!" I explained to my brother while complaining.

"Tch, you didn't blame yourself for the trouble. Who told you to pretend to be a woman that day and show off everywhere? This must be a bad thing!" The old man continued to play the game with a nonchalant expression on his face.

"Damn, are you still my brother? What time is it? You are still in the mood to play games." I grabbed the computer and said afterward.

"It's nothing to worry about,