[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Since he said he was going to leave, Yunfeng spent half a day sorting out his things.

He collected all the sugarcane planted in the field and turned it into paper, which was processed with cowhide into a book.By the way, I also made an enchanting table and bookshelf.

The use of levels in MC is reflected here-enchanting, similar to operations such as adding attributes to weapons and equipment, you need to exchange your own level for enchanting attributes.

Yunfeng unexpectedly didn't want to use his level 30 experience to enchant weapons this time, he was going to try to see if he could enchant Shenwei's umbrella.

...Just, just treat it as a gift to curry favor with the BOSS == After all, the BOSS of Shenwei is very soft in all aspects except for [-]:[-]. Is he in a strange world_(:з)∠)_

When playing a stand-alone MC, Yunfeng always feels a strong sense of loneliness. Living alone in a huge world without someone to communicate with is a very painful thing.Although Shenwei is a brat who doesn't care about his opinions at all, Yunfeng still feels that he needs to express his gratitude... ==

Yunfeng borrowed Shenwei's crimson umbrella to study, and found that it was also an ordinary umbrella made of iron ingots + wire + gunpowder, and its durability had almost run out: "Shenwei, is your umbrella yours?" ?”

Shenwei sat on the ground in a proper manner and acted cute: "Well, my mother bought it when I was 5 years old~"

Yunfeng: "...You are five years old and not as tall as this umbrella?"

Mom, you are too cheap!

An umbrella has been used for 9 years, which is simply "three years new, three years old, and three years of repairing and repairing"!

Kamui nodded bluntly: "At that time, we always dragged umbrellas to fight~"

No, why fight with such a big umbrella! !Did you bombard kids your own age when you were five? ! !

"Don't you think about changing it?"

"This kind of umbrella is very expensive." Yunfeng always felt that Shenwei was laughing at him silently. "Basically, one is half a box of gold. After buying this umbrella, our family has eaten vinegar kelp for half a year."

Yun Feng (decisive): "You must have been deceived."

... If I had known about labor and management, I would have gone to sell umbrellas! !Such an umbrella that costs cabbage price is sold so high! !

Kamui: "Hey~ Judging from Yunfeng's tone, it seems like he can make an umbrella~"

Yunfeng rolled up his sleeves, and showed a pretentious smile to Shenwei.

"So you're still a child."

fire hair fire

Hairy diamond hair → diamond night rabbit's umbrella get√!

Drill

In MC, diamonds are the hardest thing. Weapons and equipment made of diamonds have high durability.Cloudwind has a handful of diamonds, and plenty of wool and gunpowder.So Yunfeng decisively showed Shenwei his achievements after 1 minute.

Shenwei praised sincerely this time: "...that's amazing!"

Yunfeng is calm on the face but his heart is already full of joy, but his face is still unpredictable: "It's not over yet."

The durability of this umbrella is 3500, basically it can be used for a lifetime.Yunfeng put the umbrella into the enchanting table, and took a look at the umbrella after spending level 30——

flame attribute

force 4

sharp 4

Yunfeng: =mouth=

God god god god god god god god—artifact! !Mom, he used a level 30 enchantment to create an artifact! ! !What a cruel RP this is, it's unscientific and non-magic, has he used up all the character in this life? ! !

The BOSS is already so vicious and using such an umbrella really won't destroy the world? ! !

Probably because Yunfeng's expression was too dreamy, Shenwei, who was watching from the sidelines, interrupted him: "What's wrong?"

Yun Feng took the umbrella off the enchanting table tremblingly, and dared not pass it to the boss: "This... I made a slight mistake, as expected I'll make another one next time..."

Shenwei raised his eyebrows, and then said "Oh~": "It's all Yunfeng's wishes, I will accept it with gratitude~"

Then he decisively grabbed Yunfeng's umbrella and went out to experiment =口=

Yunfeng (Erkang hand.gif): "Wait—!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of insects being torn apart outside the room.Yunfeng rushed to the door and found five or six giant worms lying across the door, and Shenwei seemed to stand there blankly for a while, and then slowly said: "Hey...it seems that they fell down before I exerted any force?"

... What do you mean by "I haven't used my strength yet"! !

Yunfeng looked at the umbrella in Shenwei's hand and was frightened: "That... I seem to have strengthened it a little bit, you should put it down first."

"..." Shenwei blinked, then smiled innocently, "No, it's mine if you give it to me~"

——It will kill people!The BOSS whose attack power has become 2.5 times is simply a walking nuclear bomb, okay? ! !

Yun Feng weakly wiped the cold sweat off his head: "...I haven't given it to you yet QAQ"

Shenwei smiled frankly, raised the umbrella with one hand and pointed it at Yunfeng: "Then I'll take it~"

Yunfeng: "...Then I will give it to you as much as I can"

Shameless! !You are so shameless at such a young age, are you dead Mazo? ! !

"Thank you~" Shenwei bounced like a child who got a new toy and ran towards the mountain to try the umbrella. Yunfeng silently said "Amen" in his heart for a bunch of monsters in the mountain. Then he looked at himself in despair and became a level 4: "..."

……No zuo, no die.

Why don't you understand, Yunfeng? ! !Do you see what you have done? ! !

It's useless to regret it any more, Yunfeng opened his inventory while remembering his never-to-return level 30 experience.

Then, he saw an enchanted sword above his inventory.

Yunfeng: "..."

its not right!When did it come out!

He took the sword in his hand and looked at it, and found that it was an enchanted sword with flames attached.

Yunfeng was stunned for a while, then went to the task panel to look at the third task 【This is my gift, please accept it! ] has been stamped with [Completed].

Yunfeng: =mouth=

So is this a gift? !This is not a gift at all because I don't want to give it to the BOSS at all. This is a woolen judgment! !

He finally knows the pitfalls of this mission system ==

The fourth task is [Sorry to live with everyone QAQ], and the reward is an inexplicable eye of ender.

...So, what is this mission?And why the reward is the eye of ender, I will not fight the big black dragon boss ==

The Eye of Ender is an item used in MC to locate the final BOSS. Follow it to find MC's last big BOSS—the big black dragon. If you defeat it, the game will be considered clear.

...But it's meaningless! ! !

After being depressed for a while, Yunfeng still chose to go back and pack his luggage. He has several boxes of precious ores, and if he wants to transport them by spaceship, he must pay a higher shipping fee, as well as some daily necessities and weapons. Just take it with you... But Kamui also has a lot of things, such as bandages, a change of clothes, and miscellaneous things...

Yunfeng really deserved the name of a wife, and when Shenwei came back from testing the umbrella, the whole house was as empty as if it had been emptied.Shenwei hesitated at the door for a while before stepping in: "Has Yunfeng... been ransacked?"

"It's packing up," Yun Feng rolled up his sleeves, "You also come to help."

"... oh~"

Originally, Shenwei came to help, but Yunfeng really couldn't stand his bad habit of not sorting things according to categories and messing them up: "...Forget it, let me do it myself=="

Shenwei stared at his white side face for a while, then whispered: "It feels like my mother."

Yunfeng was choked by "mother": "...This is the charm of a mature man. You are still young, so you must not understand it."

Shenwei curled up his lips and smiled, then put his arms around Yunfeng's neck: "Mom~ Do you have meat tonight~"

"Fuck, stay away from me!!!" Goosebumps arose! ! !

Three days later.

Yunfeng dragged five or six large boxes and put them in the cargo consignment box of the spaceship, and then turned back to the living room, just in time to meet a pig with cat ears.

Yunfeng: "...Well, I am number 17, can you please let me know?"

"Oh... I'm sorry, I'm blocking you." The pig's head with cat ears bowed to him, and then left the aisle out.

Yunfeng came to his seat with a strange and calm thought of "this universe is really serious". Before he recovered from the mosaic just now, a lump of slime-like objects bounced around to the seat to his right.

...Sure enough, it is still unacceptable!This heavy-mouthed universe! ! !

Amongst a group of strange travelers, Yunfeng feels that he is in various dangers, and those who are not of our race must have a different mind!I feel like I have come to the zoo! !

"...a little dizzy."

Kamui on his left said so, and opened his blue eyes: "The spaceship shakes so badly."

Yunfeng sneered at the cuteness of the boss: "I remember Shenwei, you can turn 360° in the sky and fall in various fancy ways, so a man won't be afraid of these small waves~"

"Although it seems very reasonable, but Yunfeng really started to say some meaningless things again^^"

Yunfeng felt that if the full score of favorability was 100, he and the boss should have about 30.They are in a state where they can joke around but are still on guard against each other, but based on Yunfeng's understanding of the boss, if he can get the boss's favorability of 100, he must be killed ==

Therefore, it is very important to keep at an appropriate distance.Just like now, it is a distance that can go further or stop abruptly at any time.

So Yunfeng just smiled, then picked up "Anecdote of the Universe" and began to read it.

The slime next to him opened his mouth: "This gentleman seems to be a nation full of wisdom. Could it be that the mother star is near the Milky Way?"

The other party's "full of wisdom" opened Yunfeng's heart a bit, so he chatted with the other party calmly: "It's the Milky Way. Speaking of the Milky Way...!"

Eh eh eh? ! !Milky Way! ! ! !

Fuck is there a Milky Way here? ! !

Yunfeng's expression changed immediately, and his speech speed also became faster: "Yes... the Milky Way—not the solar system, the fourth, not the third planet—"

Kamui narrowed his eyes.

"Is it Earth?"

Slime twisted his body in surprise: "This is really rare! After all, the earth is still a planet that has not joined the alliance. Are there still people on earth wandering in the universe?"

Earth……

It really is the earth!

Yunfeng felt his heart relax instantly, and his eyes turned red almost instantly: "No, that's right...it's the earth..."

"That's amazing... This is the first time I've seen a human from Earth—!"

Slime wanted to say something more, but suddenly saw the fair skin and blue eyes of the boy next to Yunfeng: "Ye, Yetu?!"

Kamui smiled at Slime: "Where is Slime~ this big must be hundreds of years old?"

"Hugs sorry!!! I'm so sorry to bother you!!! I'm leaving right now!!"

The slime jumped a few meters away as if frightened, his whole body was shaking, as if Kamui was some kind of scourge.

Yunfeng was still experiencing a huge shock in his heart, and he found his breath after a while: "There really is an earth..."

My hometown is now one of the boundless stars in this universe.

Even if he is far away from him, Yunfeng has a completely uncontrollable excitement that almost tears him down.

"I can't go back~"

"what?"

Shenwei casually turned his face to a place where Yunfeng couldn't see, his blue eyes looked at the vast galaxy outside the glass window, and his tone was mature like that of a child.

"If it's really that earth, Yunfeng can't go back."