[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Yunfeng used half of the durability of his diamond sword and his powerful blood recovery skills to finally get rid of this wave of bugs, and the gunpowder ult in the Shenwei Umbrella couldn't hold it after more than ten minutes, but even so , Kamui relying on the powerful lethality of this umbrella is still a second in one umbrella ==

Sure enough, it's a BOSS. Even if you don't seem to be very powerful in commoner clothes and have no equipment, it's still much better than us poor people wearing sparkling diamond hats ＿(:з)∠)＿

"It's probably a rare giant worm inside. It seems to be a wise guy." Kamui was about to lick the blood on his hand as usual, when Yunfeng took out the cookie from the inventory, "Eat this point blood."

"..." Shenwei felt a sore stomach when he saw the cookies, "...is there any meat?"

"Who told you to rush out like this?" Yunfeng saw that he didn't eat and began to eat by himself, and pretended to be coercive by the way, "Young people nowadays are just impatient."

"I remember Yunfeng going out~"

"Nonsense, I'm just going to take a walk after dinner. Who told you to come to explore at night =="

Shenwei blinked, bent his head and licked the still bloody palm of Yunfeng's hand.

Yunfeng was startled: "What were you doing just now?"

"Get used to it~" Kamui smiled obediently at him, then jumped towards the boss room.

Yunfeng: "..."

Get used to peat!Will this spread disease? !What if I get some horrible virus on my hands! ! !

What if there is a bug messing around with [wait] and gets AIDS, you brat! ! !

Shenwei recalled the smell of blood just now, and then commented in a regular manner: "It's a bit sweet."

Yunfeng calmly put the blood on his hand along with the saliva of the boss onto Shenwei's bandage silently: "...I probably ate too many cookies recently... Let's make a cake and eat it next time."

Shenwei: "... Yunfeng, you really have a sweet tooth, right?"

"The main reason is that eating meat is too wasteful."

"I really know how to live~" Kamui said in a tone that was definitely not a compliment^^

"Those who can only kill are called sorrow~" Yunfeng imitated his tone and laughed.

The two maintained such a simple but life-filled conversation and slowly moved towards the depths of the cave. Yunfeng listened to the six roads and watched all directions along the way, basically cleaning up the remaining bugs on the road.And Shenwei has always been very indifferent, and Yunfeng has also risen to level 34.

After walking for about ten minutes, a faint voice sounded in the distance.

Yunfeng and Shenwei stopped almost at the same time, Yunfeng pushed the torch a few squares forward, but the distance was still pitch black and nothing could be seen.Yunfeng looked at the durability of his diamond sword, and felt that killing a boss should be no problem, so he whispered to Shenwei to discuss: "Shenwei, how about leaving the one inside to me?"

Mosaic Kamui turned his head and glanced at him, Yunfeng wanted to try his best to recognize the expression on his face, but before the results came out, Kamui nodded: "Okay."

... so easy to talk to?

As far as Yunfeng and Shenwei get along, Shenwei is a person who likes to challenge himself. He is generally very enthusiastic about unknown opponents. Basically, the stronger the opponent is, the more excited he is. Now he looks so dull...

Could it be that the real boss inside is very weak?

Yun Feng was still thinking whether the boss gave him the head kill or was planning to trick him once, when a very weak female voice suddenly sounded in the dark cave:

"Travelers from afar, please tell me your purpose."

Yunfeng: =mouth=

Wait... what is this situation!Can bugs talk? ! !

Yunfeng didn't dare to go forward, but Shenwei just stood there and chuckled a few times: "It's really interesting."

...Is that the only thing Boss would say at this time? ! !

Yunfeng didn't speak, but the female voice rang again: "I am the leader here—Maggie, and I have no grudges against you. Why are you pressing me so hard?"

... Fuck, is this really a worm's boss? !Isn't it really a girl with such a delicate voice? !

Then, a figure stepped out of the dim shadows.With the light of the fire, Yunfeng's mosaic dog eyes can see that this is a girl with a square head and white hair, and then I don't know why the bottom is naked and has nothing to wear ==

Yunfeng: =mouth=

Eh? !What do you mean by not wearing it? !I can only see a flesh-colored board-like body and four flesh-colored long sticks! !

Although there is a saying that do not see evil, and Yunfeng is indeed a man who has basically never seen a beautiful girl, but facing this mosaic-like naked body...

Don't talk about orgasms, he just wants to complain! ! !

Probably because Yunfeng's sluggish appearance made the girl happy, she took a step forward and continued to say in a weak voice: "I just want to live here well, why destroy my home?"

Kamui raised the umbrella in his hand, and his tone seemed to say "today's weather is really nice": "I take back what I said just now, the guy who uses his appearance to confuse the enemy is really disgusting~"

The woman trembled as if she had been hit by something, and then cast her eyes on Yunfeng: "This gentleman... I really didn't do anything wrong, please let me go... Maggie is willing to do anything... ..."

Yunfeng probably understands that the final boss dares to take the route of showing IQ?Want to stop the slaughter with welfare?

... Are you kidding me by showing me a mosaic naked body! ! !

Yunfeng was full of turmoil in his heart, but he still put on a face: "These things are useless to me... You'd better put on your clothes, it's really cold here."

"Please let me go! I really don't want to die!"

This woman named Maggie was about to fall on Yunfeng's body as soon as she softened, but Yunfeng got used to it and subconsciously slashed with a sword ==

The woman let out a scream, Yunfeng was covered with a pile of red mosaics after he slashed with the sword, he frowned in disgust, and then cut the second knife without stopping ==

Shenwei raised his eyebrows after seeing Yunfeng slashing at the opponent without changing his face, and then the giant worm that fell on the ground made a hissing sound, obviously irritated and completely gave up the plan of seduction.Kamui watched with great interest the way Yunfeng's three swords cut the opponent to the ground and rolled, and suddenly found... Although the movement and posture of Yunfeng's sword seemed very blunt, no matter whether it was dodging or moving, it was quite sharp.

Yunfeng killed this nude woman in twos and twos - the reason why he dared to do this was because he saw that the health bar of this woman was only 500... Basically, there was no blood in a few strikes, and even if he couldn't beat him Isn't there a boss?

After the woman died, a head fell off, and Yunfeng picked it up and threw it into the inventory. At this moment, Shenwei stood behind him and asked, "What did Yunfeng see?"

"Ah?" Yun Feng was at a loss for a while, "Isn't it just a woman?"

woman.

It's a mediocre answer.

Looking at the ugly wreckage of the giant worm on the ground, Kamui slowly added a knife: "This is a very rare giant Truby worm... It is said that it can appear in front of us with the most alluring posture... Yunfeng is very Want a woman?"

Yunfeng was in a mess for a while, and then weakly defended himself: "...it's human nature to like beautiful opposite sex."

"Why a woman?" Shenwei tilted his head, as if he didn't understand.

——Isn’t it a woman? Is it a man? I haven’t spoken so hard yet, young man! !At least I'm not gay yet! !

Yunfeng tried his best to pull out an inscrutable smile: "You are still young, so you won't understand."

"Women are weak." Shenwei blinked his blue eyes, "Aside from the possibility of giving birth to powerful offspring, what other uses are there?"

"...Apologize to the girls all over the world. When you grow up, you will know how cute girls are."

"I don't want to~"

Yunfeng is almost on his knees - damn, I have never seen such a bastard like you, Boss!Why did the Hospital for Secondary Diseases release you? !

The two of them walked slowly towards the outside while digging up the clods that had just been shaken off. It was already dawn.Yunfeng looked at his hunger level and ate another cookie. Shenwei pulled his clothes: "Yunfeng, are you angry?" His tone was still full of banter.

"I am a magnanimous person, and I never care about the second illness." Yunfeng smiled.

"Oh... what a pity~"

"..."

You really deserve a beating, you brat! !The mother who gave birth to him must be watching her son cry in heaven now! !

Yunfeng thought silently that he was a 20-year-old adult and never cared about children, Shenwei said again: "Now that the head of the giant bug has been found, has Yunfeng thought about where we are going?"

...Can you please remove the "we" I really don't want to go with you! !

When Yunfeng thinks of the ores on this planet, he can't move away. He now has a box full of iron and gold nuggets, and a box of diamonds... It's like cutting off his flesh if he can't take such a rich property away. ah! ! !

Even if something called an ender box can be made in MC, the items placed in this box will appear in another ender box at the same time, but Yunfeng has no materials for making it now, and the other is that it is an ender The box can't hold so many ores like him QAQ

"Next, I want to take on some mercenary missions... What does Yunfeng think?" Shenwei began to talk to himself after asking Yunfeng if he couldn't get the result, "But it seems that many planets do not allow minors to join mercenaries. What about soldiers..."

Yunfeng: "Well... I have a solution."

Shenwei immediately looked at him with wide eyes: "What way?"

Yunfeng nodded pretentiously, with an inscrutable expression on his face:

"I just need to check it in!"

Kamui: "..."

Yunfeng: "In this way, all my property can be taken away—Hey Shenwei, why did you hit me=="

"Sorry, but the body is still more honest than the mouth~" (*^_^*)

"..."