[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!
Chapter 16 Mr. Tom, your popularity is simply amazing!
Tom Riddle made a point again.
He's very, very disgusted to have a second person in his domain.Especially this person is still a guy with very strange power and a little neurotic like that old woman of Cole.
"By the way, your magical power is really weak. It's really useless if you can only use it to smash light bulbs."
"Shut up."
Tom Riddle's face was pale, obviously the other party should be older than him, but he inexplicably had the idea that "this guy's absolute IQ is lower than that of a 3-year-old baby, he is simply a fool without a brain".However, he immediately affirmed that his idea was absolutely correct!Because this guy is such an idiot!
"Yunfeng, right?" Tom pronounced Yunfeng's name, which is relatively awkward for Westerners, "I just agree to you staying in my room tonight for the time being, but it doesn't mean you can You're making fun of me so unscrupulously!"
"...It's Yunfeng, not Yunfeng." Yunfeng corrected seriously.
—whatever his name is pronounced!This guy is totally missing the point! !
Tom has never considered his powers to be evil.He thinks this is a symbol of his difference, he is different from other children, so he must have an unusual life experience, and a completely different future from these guys - this confidence is groundless and random Grown-ups can spot flaws, but Tom has always been adamant that he is superior to other people.
So he didn't feel isolated or unpleasant when other people were afraid of his power - and of course, they were supposed to be afraid of me.
Although this also leads to his paranoid and somewhat dark character, on the one hand he feels that he is different, but on the other hand he does not want to admit that he is envious of the emotions that others have.
To put it simply, he is a lonely boy in middle school.
But now the second-year boy found that his power didn't work on a single person, he was a little disturbed but found it interesting.So Tom ignored Yunfeng's discomfort for the time being, and asked, "Why aren't you afraid?"
"Ah?" Yun Feng, who had already been thinking about "when will I steal a bucket to grow wheat", blinked blankly, "What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of the dark?"
Because Tom had blown out the light bulb, the only source of light in the room now was the moonlight outside the window—not soft at all, even a bit eerie.
"..." Tom felt himself grinding his teeth. "I mean—why aren't you afraid of that?"
As he said so, he floated a water glass on the table with his fingers.
Borrowing the icy moonlight, Tom's pale face under the moonlight showed a stern feeling similar to that of a vampire in a movie, especially with those red eyes - of course, Yunfeng felt that the child The skin is so fair, and the red eyes are pretty, they can even sparkle under the light and shadow ==
He looked at the glass that was floating on the table, and looked at Tom's MP bar, which was missing another 30 points: "Uh...you mean-is it scary to let the glass float?"
——At least give me something like a flame attack!No matter how bad it is, it's great to be able to recover blood!
"...This is not the point!"
Tom was literally pissed off—the guy never gets the point! "I'm talking about this power! I have this different power!"
……
Yunfeng blinked his eyes: "Uh... sorry, is this rare?"
Every monster has MP these days. Could it be that you are the only monster with MP in this week...==
But what's so rare about monsters that can only explode lights and float? I don't understand what you mean by holding your head up when you say this! ! !
"Have you ever seen someone else have such power?" Tom gritted his teeth.
"...I don't have one at the moment." I haven't encountered any monsters with MP ==
"..." So why are you not afraid!Why do you still look like "what's so rare about this thing"!
Tom gritted his teeth again, and decisively squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth to end the lying conversation: "You really are an idiot."
"what?"
Tom wanted to repeat it again, and he felt that he couldn't repeat it too many times-this guy named Yunfeng who seemed to come from China in the East was an out-and-out fool.
"May I ask—what did you do?"
The next morning, when Tom came to the backyard with his pale face and dark circles under his eyes, he saw a green color in the backyard.
Yun Feng, who was sowing wheat with his sleeves rolled up, stood up and smiled at him: "Tom? I'm planting wheat."
"Call me Riddle, I haven't gotten to know you that well."
Tom pursed his lips and found that all the weeds in the backyard had been cleared away—the whole backyard seemed to have been renovated, the broken railings around were replaced, and a neat patch of grass was reclaimed on the ground. The field - with some plants growing on it... is this what he calls wheat?
God!It's July!Who can tell him why wheat sprouts green seedlings from the ground!
"That's right, it's Wheat." Yunfeng nodded, although his expression was light, but his heart was clamoring crazily, "Come and praise me, come and praise me!"
"Really wheat?" Tom frowned. "Not weeds?"
"...Are you really a poor child in an orphanage?"
Yunfeng's complaints are justified, the children in the orphanage basically have to do everything - they have to learn how to live in daily life, and at the same time learn Latin and etiquette, as well as free volunteer work, sewing skills, etc... ...all decathlon kids anyway.
"...I think this is obvious," Tom looked down at his white coat that had been washed, and the corners of his mouth curled up in an arc that could not be said to be ridiculed or sneered, "That woman Cole—didn't she say that she would kill you in the morning?" Sweeping out?"
"That's right, but this was before I showed her my superb and fast cooking skills," Yunfeng said indifferently while forcing himself to say this kind of sentence pattern that would suffocate people in one breath. Glancing at Tom, "She has already agreed with me to grow wheat here, and... well, even if you don't like her, you should call her Mrs. Cole."
"What gave you the illusion that you could teach me a lesson?"
Tom pursed his pale lips, looked up at him with his frightening red eyes.
"...Eh ==" Yunfeng was embarrassed by the kid's posture, "Well, I think this is not a lesson but a suggestion—you don't need to look like a hedgehog."
...Helping such a young child with such an arrogant look is just a bit of a joke! ! !
It's like the little black one in his family who flicks his tail every time he feeds! ! !
Tom, who didn't know that he was compared to a cat, frowned, and then said indifferently: "Why should I be respectful to her?"
You are stupid, boy!She is the boss here, why don't you please her! ! !
The corner of Yunfeng's mouth twitched for a while, and then said: "Uh...this is the behavior of a gentleman."
Nagini, who was hiding in Tom's pocket, poked his head out quietly at this moment: 【What is a gentleman? 】
Tom continued to push Miss Snake's head back, and replied flatly: "I don't think it's necessary."
"..." Yunfeng wanted to say something, but at this moment the horn hanging on the wall of the orphanage rang - it was time for breakfast.
Yunfeng temporarily lives in the Wall Orphanage—and Mrs. Cole just provides him with a place to live.
In this difficult time, raising one more person means a huge burden.Whether it is applying for funds or supplies, identity proof is required, and Yunfeng, a guy who has no household registration at all, can't even receive subsidies.Mrs. Cole saw that he cooks very fast and seems to be able to do a lot of things, so she let him live with him for a while-of course, the type of food and clothing ==
"...Is it my illusion, today's pumpkin pie is much more than before."
Tom Marvolo Riddle looked at the at least five pumpkin pies on his plate and felt his stomach start to churn.
"I made it." Yun Feng, who was sitting next to him, picked up a pumpkin pie and began to eat it. "You have a lot of pumpkins in your warehouse. If you don't deal with them quickly, they will go bad."
Ha, yes... that crazy woman Cole has said that many times - but how do you make them all, all pumpkin pie in one morning!As far as he knew, Yunfeng also removed the weeds in the backyard!
Tom felt uncomfortable after taking a few mouthfuls: "I don't want to eat."
The entire dining table was silent, and everyone lowered their heads and ate their portion in silence.But Yunfeng didn't notice that no one around Tom was next to him.He just raised his eyebrows: "Hey == Don't you like pumpkin pie?"
"Too much to eat."
Tom wiped the corners of his mouth gracefully, a perfect formality that made him look aristocratic.
"...Are you really an orphan?" Yunfeng complained again.Although the orphanage is not a place where people will be starved to the chest, but the nutrition it provides to the children is really limited-we can't expect these basically meat-free food to satisfy the strong appetite of these growing children .
Yunfeng still remembers that when he was in the orphanage, he could eat three bowls of food without oil and water in one go, but this child's appetite is really too small ==
So, with an inexplicable anxiety, he quietly approached Tom and asked in a low voice:
"I have cookies, do you want to eat them?"
"..." Tom rejected him blankly, "Sorry, I'm not a sweet tooth."
... This has something to do with sweets! Cookies are the best way to fill your stomach!
Yunfeng sighed in his heart, and then resolutely dragged Tom's plate in front of him.
Tom: "..."
Probably because Tom's eyes were too hurt, Yunfeng looked up at Tom when secretly hiding the pumpkin pie in the inventory: "... eh?"
"...How can there be a guy like you," Tom said without restraint, "like an idiot."
Yun Feng: "...Tom, you must be so fierce that you have no friends."
—he didn't care at all.
Tom thought so, stood up and left.
Yunfeng watched Tom go straight out without anyone stopping him, and thought about Mrs. Cole's tone full of disgust and fear when talking about Tom...
After thinking about this, he chose to continue hiding the pumpkin pie ==
After he was full, Yunfeng decided to go to the backyard to see his wheat.As a result, as soon as he arrived in the backyard, he saw a few older children jumping up and down on his field: "..."
……
Yun Feng took a deep breath, and tried his best to resist the urge to go up and give these brats a sword, and stepped forward: "Well, if you jump on the wheat field, the wheat will be destroyed."
A little boy with blond hair paused for a moment, then raised his head and looked at him: "Are you a new orphan? The one with that demon yesterday?"
...Tom-kun, your nickname is so cool!
Yun Feng silently crossed Tom's popularity, then smiled and said: "That's right, I want to say—"
"Hmph! The guy with that devil must be a devil too!" The kid stomped his foot on Yunfeng's wheat field again, "The devil stole my harmonica! He also burned John's rabbit! "
Yunfeng: "..."
Fuck!What a ferocious brat this is!Tom, you look so normal [really] but you are a hidden super bear kid! !
Probably seeing Yunfeng in a daze, the child sneered: "So you should stay away from him! Otherwise——"
"Why not?"
A somewhat icy voice sounded, and Tom Riddle stood in the yard at some point.His blood-red eyes looked at the child, which made the other party have the illusion of being stared at by a wild beast:
"Are you really not afraid of being killed by me—Tony?"
He's very, very disgusted to have a second person in his domain.Especially this person is still a guy with very strange power and a little neurotic like that old woman of Cole.
"By the way, your magical power is really weak. It's really useless if you can only use it to smash light bulbs."
"Shut up."
Tom Riddle's face was pale, obviously the other party should be older than him, but he inexplicably had the idea that "this guy's absolute IQ is lower than that of a 3-year-old baby, he is simply a fool without a brain".However, he immediately affirmed that his idea was absolutely correct!Because this guy is such an idiot!
"Yunfeng, right?" Tom pronounced Yunfeng's name, which is relatively awkward for Westerners, "I just agree to you staying in my room tonight for the time being, but it doesn't mean you can You're making fun of me so unscrupulously!"
"...It's Yunfeng, not Yunfeng." Yunfeng corrected seriously.
—whatever his name is pronounced!This guy is totally missing the point! !
Tom has never considered his powers to be evil.He thinks this is a symbol of his difference, he is different from other children, so he must have an unusual life experience, and a completely different future from these guys - this confidence is groundless and random Grown-ups can spot flaws, but Tom has always been adamant that he is superior to other people.
So he didn't feel isolated or unpleasant when other people were afraid of his power - and of course, they were supposed to be afraid of me.
Although this also leads to his paranoid and somewhat dark character, on the one hand he feels that he is different, but on the other hand he does not want to admit that he is envious of the emotions that others have.
To put it simply, he is a lonely boy in middle school.
But now the second-year boy found that his power didn't work on a single person, he was a little disturbed but found it interesting.So Tom ignored Yunfeng's discomfort for the time being, and asked, "Why aren't you afraid?"
"Ah?" Yun Feng, who had already been thinking about "when will I steal a bucket to grow wheat", blinked blankly, "What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of the dark?"
Because Tom had blown out the light bulb, the only source of light in the room now was the moonlight outside the window—not soft at all, even a bit eerie.
"..." Tom felt himself grinding his teeth. "I mean—why aren't you afraid of that?"
As he said so, he floated a water glass on the table with his fingers.
Borrowing the icy moonlight, Tom's pale face under the moonlight showed a stern feeling similar to that of a vampire in a movie, especially with those red eyes - of course, Yunfeng felt that the child The skin is so fair, and the red eyes are pretty, they can even sparkle under the light and shadow ==
He looked at the glass that was floating on the table, and looked at Tom's MP bar, which was missing another 30 points: "Uh...you mean-is it scary to let the glass float?"
——At least give me something like a flame attack!No matter how bad it is, it's great to be able to recover blood!
"...This is not the point!"
Tom was literally pissed off—the guy never gets the point! "I'm talking about this power! I have this different power!"
……
Yunfeng blinked his eyes: "Uh... sorry, is this rare?"
Every monster has MP these days. Could it be that you are the only monster with MP in this week...==
But what's so rare about monsters that can only explode lights and float? I don't understand what you mean by holding your head up when you say this! ! !
"Have you ever seen someone else have such power?" Tom gritted his teeth.
"...I don't have one at the moment." I haven't encountered any monsters with MP ==
"..." So why are you not afraid!Why do you still look like "what's so rare about this thing"!
Tom gritted his teeth again, and decisively squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth to end the lying conversation: "You really are an idiot."
"what?"
Tom wanted to repeat it again, and he felt that he couldn't repeat it too many times-this guy named Yunfeng who seemed to come from China in the East was an out-and-out fool.
"May I ask—what did you do?"
The next morning, when Tom came to the backyard with his pale face and dark circles under his eyes, he saw a green color in the backyard.
Yun Feng, who was sowing wheat with his sleeves rolled up, stood up and smiled at him: "Tom? I'm planting wheat."
"Call me Riddle, I haven't gotten to know you that well."
Tom pursed his lips and found that all the weeds in the backyard had been cleared away—the whole backyard seemed to have been renovated, the broken railings around were replaced, and a neat patch of grass was reclaimed on the ground. The field - with some plants growing on it... is this what he calls wheat?
God!It's July!Who can tell him why wheat sprouts green seedlings from the ground!
"That's right, it's Wheat." Yunfeng nodded, although his expression was light, but his heart was clamoring crazily, "Come and praise me, come and praise me!"
"Really wheat?" Tom frowned. "Not weeds?"
"...Are you really a poor child in an orphanage?"
Yunfeng's complaints are justified, the children in the orphanage basically have to do everything - they have to learn how to live in daily life, and at the same time learn Latin and etiquette, as well as free volunteer work, sewing skills, etc... ...all decathlon kids anyway.
"...I think this is obvious," Tom looked down at his white coat that had been washed, and the corners of his mouth curled up in an arc that could not be said to be ridiculed or sneered, "That woman Cole—didn't she say that she would kill you in the morning?" Sweeping out?"
"That's right, but this was before I showed her my superb and fast cooking skills," Yunfeng said indifferently while forcing himself to say this kind of sentence pattern that would suffocate people in one breath. Glancing at Tom, "She has already agreed with me to grow wheat here, and... well, even if you don't like her, you should call her Mrs. Cole."
"What gave you the illusion that you could teach me a lesson?"
Tom pursed his pale lips, looked up at him with his frightening red eyes.
"...Eh ==" Yunfeng was embarrassed by the kid's posture, "Well, I think this is not a lesson but a suggestion—you don't need to look like a hedgehog."
...Helping such a young child with such an arrogant look is just a bit of a joke! ! !
It's like the little black one in his family who flicks his tail every time he feeds! ! !
Tom, who didn't know that he was compared to a cat, frowned, and then said indifferently: "Why should I be respectful to her?"
You are stupid, boy!She is the boss here, why don't you please her! ! !
The corner of Yunfeng's mouth twitched for a while, and then said: "Uh...this is the behavior of a gentleman."
Nagini, who was hiding in Tom's pocket, poked his head out quietly at this moment: 【What is a gentleman? 】
Tom continued to push Miss Snake's head back, and replied flatly: "I don't think it's necessary."
"..." Yunfeng wanted to say something, but at this moment the horn hanging on the wall of the orphanage rang - it was time for breakfast.
Yunfeng temporarily lives in the Wall Orphanage—and Mrs. Cole just provides him with a place to live.
In this difficult time, raising one more person means a huge burden.Whether it is applying for funds or supplies, identity proof is required, and Yunfeng, a guy who has no household registration at all, can't even receive subsidies.Mrs. Cole saw that he cooks very fast and seems to be able to do a lot of things, so she let him live with him for a while-of course, the type of food and clothing ==
"...Is it my illusion, today's pumpkin pie is much more than before."
Tom Marvolo Riddle looked at the at least five pumpkin pies on his plate and felt his stomach start to churn.
"I made it." Yun Feng, who was sitting next to him, picked up a pumpkin pie and began to eat it. "You have a lot of pumpkins in your warehouse. If you don't deal with them quickly, they will go bad."
Ha, yes... that crazy woman Cole has said that many times - but how do you make them all, all pumpkin pie in one morning!As far as he knew, Yunfeng also removed the weeds in the backyard!
Tom felt uncomfortable after taking a few mouthfuls: "I don't want to eat."
The entire dining table was silent, and everyone lowered their heads and ate their portion in silence.But Yunfeng didn't notice that no one around Tom was next to him.He just raised his eyebrows: "Hey == Don't you like pumpkin pie?"
"Too much to eat."
Tom wiped the corners of his mouth gracefully, a perfect formality that made him look aristocratic.
"...Are you really an orphan?" Yunfeng complained again.Although the orphanage is not a place where people will be starved to the chest, but the nutrition it provides to the children is really limited-we can't expect these basically meat-free food to satisfy the strong appetite of these growing children .
Yunfeng still remembers that when he was in the orphanage, he could eat three bowls of food without oil and water in one go, but this child's appetite is really too small ==
So, with an inexplicable anxiety, he quietly approached Tom and asked in a low voice:
"I have cookies, do you want to eat them?"
"..." Tom rejected him blankly, "Sorry, I'm not a sweet tooth."
... This has something to do with sweets! Cookies are the best way to fill your stomach!
Yunfeng sighed in his heart, and then resolutely dragged Tom's plate in front of him.
Tom: "..."
Probably because Tom's eyes were too hurt, Yunfeng looked up at Tom when secretly hiding the pumpkin pie in the inventory: "... eh?"
"...How can there be a guy like you," Tom said without restraint, "like an idiot."
Yun Feng: "...Tom, you must be so fierce that you have no friends."
—he didn't care at all.
Tom thought so, stood up and left.
Yunfeng watched Tom go straight out without anyone stopping him, and thought about Mrs. Cole's tone full of disgust and fear when talking about Tom...
After thinking about this, he chose to continue hiding the pumpkin pie ==
After he was full, Yunfeng decided to go to the backyard to see his wheat.As a result, as soon as he arrived in the backyard, he saw a few older children jumping up and down on his field: "..."
……
Yun Feng took a deep breath, and tried his best to resist the urge to go up and give these brats a sword, and stepped forward: "Well, if you jump on the wheat field, the wheat will be destroyed."
A little boy with blond hair paused for a moment, then raised his head and looked at him: "Are you a new orphan? The one with that demon yesterday?"
...Tom-kun, your nickname is so cool!
Yun Feng silently crossed Tom's popularity, then smiled and said: "That's right, I want to say—"
"Hmph! The guy with that devil must be a devil too!" The kid stomped his foot on Yunfeng's wheat field again, "The devil stole my harmonica! He also burned John's rabbit! "
Yunfeng: "..."
Fuck!What a ferocious brat this is!Tom, you look so normal [really] but you are a hidden super bear kid! !
Probably seeing Yunfeng in a daze, the child sneered: "So you should stay away from him! Otherwise——"
"Why not?"
A somewhat icy voice sounded, and Tom Riddle stood in the yard at some point.His blood-red eyes looked at the child, which made the other party have the illusion of being stared at by a wild beast:
"Are you really not afraid of being killed by me—Tony?"
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