[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

"I said... would you please lift that noble chin of yours?"

Still familiar with the somewhat empty Tom's room, an oil lamp was quietly placed on the table.Yun Fengzai looked at Tom's face carefully, and sighed silently after a while: "...As expected, you should wipe the alcohol yourself."

Mosaic can't afford to hurt!I can't see where your face is hurt at all!

Tom pursed his lips, looked at the oil lamp on the table with awkward eyes, and said with a forced indifference in his voice, "Why did you help me?"

The two kids started fighting.

Yunfeng admits——keke Tom's appearance is so unbearable that basically a man can't help but want to beat him up, but he still wants to give Tom a thumbs up: Well done Tom!This kind of guy who speaks ill of people behind his back and drags the innocent man into the water by the way should be beaten up!

So after the two children got into a fight, he helped Tom without any guilt—he sued the other party in front of Mrs. Cole. Although Mrs. Cole was skeptical, she saw Tom's face The blue and red ones still believed after the injury, and then fined the guy to be locked up for a day.

"Probably because my wheat field was stepped on," Yunfeng stretched, "Anyone who dares to touch my things must die!"

"..." Tom, "you really should go and see the head."

Yunfeng smiled indifferently: "Tom, this is the first time you have fought and you haven't been locked up yet, right?"

"... so what?" Tom sneered, "Think I'll thank you?"

For the first time, someone chose to side with him.

But so what, he never cared if anyone was on his side.When he needs it, he will use strong means to grab what he needs.

"Thank you so much," Yunfeng waved his hand, "I just think the red scarf on my chest is more colorful."

"……what?"

Yunfeng's expression paused, and then he coughed: "...No, it's nothing == That guy named Tony said you stole his harmonica?"

"..."

"not talking anymore?"

"I don't think there's anything to say."

Tom reached out and snatched the alcohol and cotton from Yunfeng's hand, and then pressed the cotton hard on his face with such force that he almost wiped his face.

"...You really have no regrets =="

Yunfeng complained, and looked at the cabinet in Tom's room: "Is it in here?"

"You have too many things in your hands!" Tom retorted, "Do you think you have the right to tell me what to do if you help me?"

"Of course there is."

Yunfeng was incredibly calm at this moment, and then squeezed Tom's face hard.After the other party yelled in pain, he continued to look at him pretendingly: "Although I have only known you for two days, I don't want you to become a villain, thief or scum when you grow up."

"I don't care if you lack love, if you feel jealous or if you don't like others, even if you have a collection habit - none of these are reasons for you to take other people's things."

The scene was quiet for a while, and the wick in the oil lamp suddenly "popped".

Tom snorted coldly indifferently: "When humans take away animal furs, does someone condemn them as thieves? When they kill animals, does someone condemn them as villains? Since I am a different existence from them, then What do they have to do with me? Do you worry about whether the ants in the corner are being bullied?"

"...", Yunfeng almost cried because of the child's robber logic, "I said——don't you consider yourself a human being=="

...Help, do you think you are an alien? !There is also the plot where I was moved by my words and changed my past for good!The script is still a cliffhanger, right? Coach!

There must be a limit in the second grade!This is totally a serious illness, okay?

Yunfeng felt that his world view was destroyed by an 11-year-old child to the point that nothing was left: "You just know how to lift a glass in the air... It's really good to just classify yourself as a non-human ?"

"Even if I'm a human being," said Tom rightly, "I'm not like you."

Yunfeng was in a mess for a while, and finally chose to smear the cotton soaked in alcohol on Tom's face: "...Wake up, you earthlings with fish lips."

"Hiss—!" Tom took a deep breath, and immediately looked at Yunfeng angrily, "What are you doing?"

Yun Feng imitated his appearance and lifted his chin: "Even if you are an alien from the stars—is there any alien who failed like you and was locked up in an orphanage?"

"Why should I follow their wishes!"

"People have to bow their heads under the eaves, don't you know?" Yunfeng took advantage of his height and knocked him on the head, "What supernatural power do you even say you have! If you have the ability to make a roast steak!"

Tom: "..."

While the two of them were staring wide-eyed, an owl flapped its wings and landed at the gate of the orphanage, hovered for a long time, and then dropped a letter into the mailbox of the orphanage.

The parties were unaware of this.

In fact, the subject was staring at a douchebag and blushing with anger like a real 11-year-old: "Why should I smile at them? Why should I be with them Playing those childish games? Since they think I'm an outlier, since they regard me as a devil—then why should I try to curry favor with them!"

The night was already deep, but from Yunfeng's eyes, the eyes of this 11-year-old boy lit up at this moment, as if a raging flame would burst out from it!

He was a little startled, such terrifying eyes seemed to be magical, even in such a crude visual effect, Yunfeng could still feel the overwhelming fierce aura of this child.

very scary.

At that moment, Yunfeng actually developed a kind of timidity that dare not look him directly in the eyes.And he immediately felt that this strong aura was definitely not his illusion—it was obviously a night without wind, but the books on the table were flipping rapidly, and the rattling sound seemed almost a bit strange in this room with suppressed airflow. terrible.

He was afraid.

What a sensitive person Tom was, he could see Yunfeng's intention to take a step back almost instantly - but his eyes still looked at him almost unchanged.

"...Uh," Yunfeng said slowly after being quiet for a long time, "I take back what I just said—your super powers are still useful, and it's good for pretending to be aggressive."

Tom: "..."

The atmosphere was suddenly a little awkward, Yunfeng couldn't describe this feeling, as if a movie had reached its climax and then stopped abruptly.And Yunfeng coughed to ease the atmosphere and said, "Actually, I'm also an orphan."

Tom stared at him for a while, and finally just lowered his eyes: "I can see it."

"The orphanage I'm in is not so poor," Yunfeng organized his words, "It should be said that the atmosphere there is very good, and there will be no so-called bullying of children. But you also know that orphans are always special. Sensitive guy. We can all go to school, and whenever your grades are not good, the teacher will comfort you and say-it's okay because you are an orphan...how should I put it, I feel very uncomfortable."

"Are you inferior?" Tom interrupted Yunfeng's words.

"It's not so much low self-esteem—it's better to be too proud," Yunfeng began to recall, "I want to prove that I am not inferior to anyone, and even better than others—but when I passed the No. After 1, I found out that in fact, whether our sadness or pride, are just casual chatter of those people after dinner.”

"That is to say—whether you are a good boy or a bad boy, no one will really put this matter on him. Even if you make everyone afraid because you have magical powers, then these fears occupy their lives. How much of it?"

Tom wants to say that he has power, and he can kill all those who look down on him.But before he could speak, Yunfeng snapped it up again: "So if you want to become an excellent person, it's up to you from the beginning to the end."

"Don't hold the idea of ​​'they will be surprised if I do this' or 'will he look at me more if I do this'," Yunfeng looked deeply into his eyes, "put so much expectation It is foolish to place hatred and hatred on other people."

……

silent.

Tom looked at him coldly, and mocked him word by word: "I have to say, your poor English, which seems to be translated from a bad newspaper, is really terrible."

Yunfeng: "..."

The point is wrong, boy! !Shouldn't you be moved at this time?Did you ignore me when I slapped you twice? !

"It's pointless, but I'd like to say thank you anyway," said Tom, without any shyness or embarrassment.

Yun Feng, who was speechless from the shock, gave up the treatment expressionlessly: "Thank you, please call me Lei Feng, I think the red scarf on my chest is more colorful."

Tom glanced at him sideways. Although he didn't know much about "Lei Feng" and "Red Scarf", he didn't ask too much: "Although I think you are strange, I can still regard you as my friend."

Nagini, who had been unable to get in the conversation just now and was put into a box to sleep late, finally spoke at this moment: [Tom, I am so touched. 】

Tom: "..."

Yunfeng still has some gains after talking about it, although he doesn't know why he is regarded as a friend by this kid, anyway, Yunfeng definitely doesn't understand his world.After being depressed for a while, he quickly came out of the depression: "I'm going to see the wheat in the yard."

Tom raised his chin to look at him at this moment: "In exchange, you have to tell me—what kind of power is that of yours?"

Yunfeng turned his head, and continued to paste the cotton on Tom's face with a blank expression: "Please look through the British dictionary to find the entry for 'friend' and copy it ten times, thank you."

...he was wrong!This is not the promised domineering side leakage game world at all!This is exactly the job hunting site for "caring for teenagers with secondary illnesses"!

"Well, my strength...is nothing special."

Under Tom's aggressive eyes, Yunfeng still shamelessly revealed something, since both of them are heterogeneous, it's no big deal: "My right hand can disassemble anything...and then synthesize things as long as there are raw materials-such a It looks a lot like alchemy."

"Prove it to me," Tom ordered immediately.

Yunfeng: "...can you be a little more polite?"

Tom didn't care. "I'm sure you're the kind of person who doesn't give a damn—prove it to me."

Yunfeng: "..."

Who said he doesn't care anymore? He's very angry, okay? He wants to slash this brat hard, okay! !The so-called friend is the existence of "it doesn't matter if I show all the bad sides anyway if I'm a friend"! !

He stretched out his right hand to hold the glass water glass on the table.

It was obviously just a simple contact without force, but the water glass shattered with a "bang".

Tom's eyes lit up instantly.