[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!
Chapter 34 34Q
"Actually, I think Mr. Yunfeng has the potential to be a good wife and mother."
Hei Zizhe also said so solemnly while drinking the extra-large vanilla milkshake [although it had already melted away] contentedly.
"After you cut it open, it must be black inside =="
Yunfeng, who was iced by the milkshake, silently labeled Heizi [black belly] in his heart, and then Qingfeng pulled Heizi up from the chair vigorously: "Zhe, let's go change clothes together."
"Wait until I finish this glass—"
"Drink it up! There's still half a glass left—the clothes are all soaked and uncomfortable!"
"I can also drink this half cup in one go with pride."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
"Are you an idiot?! Don't tell Zhe that you are dead or not!"
Yunfeng silently looked at the group of people who jumped up immediately after the practice, and sighed: "The expensive circle is really chaotic."
Momoi Wuyue, who has been sitting next to Yunfeng, has been vigilant since Yunfeng handed Heizi a drink: "...you are also in a mess, so you agreed to be devoted to Xiaozi?"
Yunfeng = dish =: "Who said that!"
Ziyuan passed Yunfeng while biting a delicious stick, his voice was vague: "Didn't Xiao Yunzai say it on the radio?"
Yunfeng immediately shot back: "It's a misunderstanding==Didn't I say that I read for others=="
"Hey~~~" Ziyuan dragged out the ending in a flat tone, and finally said rascally, "I don't care~~ Didn't Xiao Yunzai say that he would buy me delicious sticks?"
Yunfeng couldn't get up from Ziyuan's willful and unreasonable knowing blow, so he could only repeat weakly: "In short, I didn't confess, you have to find that girl by yourself, I still have her phone number -"
"No," Ziyuan Kazi bit the potato chips into pieces, "I won't admit to crushing you again?"
Yunfeng looked at his poor and useless equipment column, then looked at Ziyuan's body shape, and silently swallowed the "Come on, Mr. Scumbag, I don't think of you at all!" And put on a more gentle expression: "Student Ziyuan, the twisted melon is not sweet."
Zi Yuan frowned, and then grabbed his own hair: "Whether he is sweet or not... Xiao Yunzai is so annoying, it's so annoying to not take out food when he clearly brought it."
"..."
Yunfeng finally understood that this guy Ziyuan actually wanted to get something to eat from him—other than that, there was no other meaning, so the confession and other things had probably been automatically deleted by him long ago.
... Fuck you, you were so pure earlier!I thought you took what you said that day seriously! !
Onlookers, Momoi silently brushed his sense of presence: "...not Xiao Zi, I think what you should complain about is this 'twisted melon is not sweet'=="
Yunfeng, who made things clear, calmly said to Momoi, "Don't worry about the details", then took out a box of cookies from his inventory, and handed them to Murasakihara like alms: "Squat in the corner and eat by yourself."
Momoi: "...No, Yunfeng, what's the matter with your attitude of dismissing children-hey Xiaozi, did you really go to the corner to eat snacks!! This big guy squatting in the corner is not cute at all !!"
Yun Feng sighed with a serious face: "It turns out that he is so easy to deal with—and then classmate Heizi—"
Momoi=皮=: "...I'll tell you what you want to do to Zhejun, I will never let you touch Zhejun's finger!!"
"Momoi-san is thinking too much," Heizi came out of the locker room after changing his clothes, with a slight joy in his light blue eyes, "Yunfeng-kun just wants to ask me to help him find a part-time job It's just work."
"A part-time job..." Kise, who has a part-time job as a model, touched his chin and looked at Yunfeng, and then said, "By the way, I know a company that is looking for artists."
Heizi was still holding the cup of vanilla milkshake with a little leftover in his hand, and while sipping it, he said vaguely: "The boss of M Ji told me that they are short of a waiter—everyday from 5:7 to [-]:[-] p.m. It’s fine if you’re free. The recruitment advertisement hasn’t been posted yet, it’s said that the waiter at M’s can get a free milkshake every day.”
Yunfeng wrote down the information Heizi provided, although he doubted that Heizi's purpose was actually to get a cup of milkshake every day [it must be], but he still expressed his gratitude to Heizi.As for Kise's information——
"It sounds like a pyramid scheme."
"...Too much! Yunfeng is too much!!!" QAQ
Midorima has never participated in the fights of this group of guys, but this time, for some reason, he always stands far away and stares at Yunfeng.When Yunfeng finally couldn't help asking what he was looking at, Midorima coughed and pushed his glasses: "I think you should tell me your constellation."
Yunfeng: =mouth=
Facing Xiaolu's gaze full of desire to explore, Yunfeng felt deep pressure: "That—I'm an orphan, so I really don't know what constellation I am =="
A heart attack.
Yunfeng immediately saw that the ice shell called "Flower of Gaoling" on the outside of Midorima's body shattered - with a click.
"Why do some people in this world not know their zodiac sign?"
"..." I also want to ask you why in this world there are people holding a pillow of Totoro and discussing constellations with me! !
From their hair to their personalities, this group of teenagers is like a mystery ==
As Yunfeng thought about it, he suddenly heard Heizi call out "Akashi-kun".He turned his head and saw Akashi Seijuro walking in through the gate. After their eyes briefly met, Akashi gave him a gentle smile.
For some reason, Yunfeng always felt that the color of Akashi's eyes was slightly different from the left to the right under the backlight.
"Today's training has also worked hard for everyone - because the selection for the middle school competition is about to begin."
When Akashi said that, even Murasakihara, who was squatting in the corner, stopped eating.Akashi looked at such a group of people on the basketball court, and when he spoke, there was a domineering look on his brows that belonged to an emperor.
"From tomorrow we will be ready for battle - victory is the only path we can choose."
Yunfeng smiled, and then continued to neatly write down the information Heizi provided him in his notebook.
"So members—especially Murasakihara and Kise, are not allowed to fall in love."
Yunfeng's hand trembled, and the whole page was torn apart with a "crash".
"Eh?" Kise pointed at himself innocently, smiling all kinds of stupidly, "I haven't been in a relationship yet—although I really want to try the feeling of dating others, but in fact I still— I know the captain who will definitely not!!! QAQ”
Murasakihara scratched his hair and whispered "I know".
"It's really ruthless, Akashi-kun." Heizi complained in a low voice.
"It's so heartless, Akashi-kun." Momoi looked at Kuroko and silently wiped away the tears in his heart.
Yunfeng closed the notebook in his hand with a "snap", then stood up resolutely: "I'm sorry, I should disappear as expected."
So at some point, the relationship with this group of teenagers became warmer.
In fact, the best relationship is between Kuroko and Murasakihara.Heizi would always sit for a long time after school, sometimes by himself, sometimes with Aomine or Kise and the others, and Ziyuan would always ask him to feed things—this made Yunfeng always have a feeling that he had raised one by himself. Illusion of a large purple-haired dog. 【Hello
Heizi is like a bond among this group of teenagers. Not only on the court but also in daily life, Yunfeng can always see Heizi silently adjusting the atmosphere of the team.This young man with a weak sense of existence is indeed playing an important role-as Aomine Daiki said, Tetsu is his shadow.
On the field, Yunfeng was once asked by Momoi to record a video of their game against another school.It has to be said that this group of teenagers are naturally suitable for playing basketball. Although they are sharp-edged and they don't cooperate very well, their aura is enough to firmly suppress the opponent.
——Even Heizi, on the basketball court, is like a sharp knife with a sheath, which will be unsheathed when needed, and its brilliance and vigor are no less than anyone else.
"Ah... so why did I suddenly become a photographer in your team =="
"Because your shooting skills are not bad." Akashi said so, and gave Yunfeng a "stop struggling" look.
The result of becoming a little bit more familiar with Akashi is that he is unreservedly exploited by him.
Recording is very important when playing basketball. Basically, Diguang will record video for any slightly older games.And Momoi hated the scorer of the basketball team very much.
"It's enough for him to take pictures of the girls on the seats every time!" Momoi was very angry when talking about this incident, "What's so good about a girl's breasts! Obviously basketball looks better Ah (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻”
Yunfeng=mouth=: "...you are really abnormal, sister."
And Yunfeng——so by accident, he became the mascot that this group of guys bring every time they play a big game. [not
"Actually, this is quite good - it is beneficial to the relationship between Yunfeng-jun and Ziyuan-jun."
Sitting on the bus bound for the competition venue, Heizi said in a low voice.
Yunfeng silently looked at the self-cooked man who decisively hugged his schoolbag and started looking for food: "No, I think Ziyuan is overcooked =="
"Really," Heizi stretched out his slightly sweaty hand to wipe his jersey, and then said pretending to be calm, "Mr. Ziyuan looks very calm."
They are going to participate in the preliminary round of the all-middle competition.After selecting 23 schools from nine divisions and a host school, they will be divided into eight groups for three days of competition in August—the biggest event in junior high school basketball.
And this is the first time these teenagers have played basketball on such a big stage.
"Do your best and obey the destiny, just do what you can do well." Midorima held a huge lucky cat and pushed his glasses.
"Sure enough, I still feel a little nervous." Heizi took a deep breath, and after seeing Qingfeng sleeping soundly on the seat, he seemed a little darkened, "Why can Qingfeng-kun sleep so carelessly—I really want to Look at the way he is running around in a hurry."
Yunfeng stretched out his hand and patted Heizi's head: "Calm down—think about it, you are a substitute and you probably won't play at all =="
Heizi complained back about Yunfeng's consolation with a blank face: "Mr. Yunfeng still wants to be punched so much."
However, even Ziyuan, who has no interest in basketball, still feels a little irritated when he sees the shining spotlights around him when he is on the court.
There were too many people watching, and it didn't seem like the scale of a qualifying match at all.Sitting in the auditorium were not only fans but also major newspapers and media. Countless spotlights flickered at the six teenagers. Yunfeng was shocked by the posture as if he was meeting a star. .
"Why are there so many people?"
He turned on the DV and looked at Momoi and Heizi who were sitting on the bench in puzzlement: "Even if Teiko is a middle school of a wealthy basketball school - it's just to watch a qualifier, is it really okay to make it like the NBA?"
Momoi stared at the opponent's players who were already on the field without moving: "It's normal, Teiko Middle School will always be No. Mostly it's normal."
Yunfeng nodded, turned his head and took two steps after facing the flashing lights - then his whole body shook.
...the machine stuck again.
The picture taken by so many flash lights is so beautiful that I dare not look at it! ! !
Yunfeng waited for about a few minutes, and when the picture and sound reappeared, he immediately heard the screeching sound of shoe soles rubbing against the field, mixed with the huge noise around——
Then there was the sound of a basketball volleying through the air!
Yun Feng's gaze followed the orange ball as it flew across the field, and then a huge figure took over the ball, and came directly under the net with almost no obstacles—
Yunfeng saw his deep purple eyes that were dark and fierce as if from hell, and then he lifted the basketball up without even jumping up——those hands full of strength lifted the little orange star The ball went straight into the basket without hindrance.
Diguang scored the first goal in the 2nd minute of the game.
That kind of eyes and violent movements full of killing intent, like a violent storm, ruthlessly planted subconscious fear in everyone's heart.
Holding the DV, Yunfeng looked at the scoreboard with 00:02 in the middle of the field, and said to himself:
"At this time... I think this guy is quite handsome."
Hei Zizhe also said so solemnly while drinking the extra-large vanilla milkshake [although it had already melted away] contentedly.
"After you cut it open, it must be black inside =="
Yunfeng, who was iced by the milkshake, silently labeled Heizi [black belly] in his heart, and then Qingfeng pulled Heizi up from the chair vigorously: "Zhe, let's go change clothes together."
"Wait until I finish this glass—"
"Drink it up! There's still half a glass left—the clothes are all soaked and uncomfortable!"
"I can also drink this half cup in one go with pride."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
"Are you an idiot?! Don't tell Zhe that you are dead or not!"
Yunfeng silently looked at the group of people who jumped up immediately after the practice, and sighed: "The expensive circle is really chaotic."
Momoi Wuyue, who has been sitting next to Yunfeng, has been vigilant since Yunfeng handed Heizi a drink: "...you are also in a mess, so you agreed to be devoted to Xiaozi?"
Yunfeng = dish =: "Who said that!"
Ziyuan passed Yunfeng while biting a delicious stick, his voice was vague: "Didn't Xiao Yunzai say it on the radio?"
Yunfeng immediately shot back: "It's a misunderstanding==Didn't I say that I read for others=="
"Hey~~~" Ziyuan dragged out the ending in a flat tone, and finally said rascally, "I don't care~~ Didn't Xiao Yunzai say that he would buy me delicious sticks?"
Yunfeng couldn't get up from Ziyuan's willful and unreasonable knowing blow, so he could only repeat weakly: "In short, I didn't confess, you have to find that girl by yourself, I still have her phone number -"
"No," Ziyuan Kazi bit the potato chips into pieces, "I won't admit to crushing you again?"
Yunfeng looked at his poor and useless equipment column, then looked at Ziyuan's body shape, and silently swallowed the "Come on, Mr. Scumbag, I don't think of you at all!" And put on a more gentle expression: "Student Ziyuan, the twisted melon is not sweet."
Zi Yuan frowned, and then grabbed his own hair: "Whether he is sweet or not... Xiao Yunzai is so annoying, it's so annoying to not take out food when he clearly brought it."
"..."
Yunfeng finally understood that this guy Ziyuan actually wanted to get something to eat from him—other than that, there was no other meaning, so the confession and other things had probably been automatically deleted by him long ago.
... Fuck you, you were so pure earlier!I thought you took what you said that day seriously! !
Onlookers, Momoi silently brushed his sense of presence: "...not Xiao Zi, I think what you should complain about is this 'twisted melon is not sweet'=="
Yunfeng, who made things clear, calmly said to Momoi, "Don't worry about the details", then took out a box of cookies from his inventory, and handed them to Murasakihara like alms: "Squat in the corner and eat by yourself."
Momoi: "...No, Yunfeng, what's the matter with your attitude of dismissing children-hey Xiaozi, did you really go to the corner to eat snacks!! This big guy squatting in the corner is not cute at all !!"
Yun Feng sighed with a serious face: "It turns out that he is so easy to deal with—and then classmate Heizi—"
Momoi=皮=: "...I'll tell you what you want to do to Zhejun, I will never let you touch Zhejun's finger!!"
"Momoi-san is thinking too much," Heizi came out of the locker room after changing his clothes, with a slight joy in his light blue eyes, "Yunfeng-kun just wants to ask me to help him find a part-time job It's just work."
"A part-time job..." Kise, who has a part-time job as a model, touched his chin and looked at Yunfeng, and then said, "By the way, I know a company that is looking for artists."
Heizi was still holding the cup of vanilla milkshake with a little leftover in his hand, and while sipping it, he said vaguely: "The boss of M Ji told me that they are short of a waiter—everyday from 5:7 to [-]:[-] p.m. It’s fine if you’re free. The recruitment advertisement hasn’t been posted yet, it’s said that the waiter at M’s can get a free milkshake every day.”
Yunfeng wrote down the information Heizi provided, although he doubted that Heizi's purpose was actually to get a cup of milkshake every day [it must be], but he still expressed his gratitude to Heizi.As for Kise's information——
"It sounds like a pyramid scheme."
"...Too much! Yunfeng is too much!!!" QAQ
Midorima has never participated in the fights of this group of guys, but this time, for some reason, he always stands far away and stares at Yunfeng.When Yunfeng finally couldn't help asking what he was looking at, Midorima coughed and pushed his glasses: "I think you should tell me your constellation."
Yunfeng: =mouth=
Facing Xiaolu's gaze full of desire to explore, Yunfeng felt deep pressure: "That—I'm an orphan, so I really don't know what constellation I am =="
A heart attack.
Yunfeng immediately saw that the ice shell called "Flower of Gaoling" on the outside of Midorima's body shattered - with a click.
"Why do some people in this world not know their zodiac sign?"
"..." I also want to ask you why in this world there are people holding a pillow of Totoro and discussing constellations with me! !
From their hair to their personalities, this group of teenagers is like a mystery ==
As Yunfeng thought about it, he suddenly heard Heizi call out "Akashi-kun".He turned his head and saw Akashi Seijuro walking in through the gate. After their eyes briefly met, Akashi gave him a gentle smile.
For some reason, Yunfeng always felt that the color of Akashi's eyes was slightly different from the left to the right under the backlight.
"Today's training has also worked hard for everyone - because the selection for the middle school competition is about to begin."
When Akashi said that, even Murasakihara, who was squatting in the corner, stopped eating.Akashi looked at such a group of people on the basketball court, and when he spoke, there was a domineering look on his brows that belonged to an emperor.
"From tomorrow we will be ready for battle - victory is the only path we can choose."
Yunfeng smiled, and then continued to neatly write down the information Heizi provided him in his notebook.
"So members—especially Murasakihara and Kise, are not allowed to fall in love."
Yunfeng's hand trembled, and the whole page was torn apart with a "crash".
"Eh?" Kise pointed at himself innocently, smiling all kinds of stupidly, "I haven't been in a relationship yet—although I really want to try the feeling of dating others, but in fact I still— I know the captain who will definitely not!!! QAQ”
Murasakihara scratched his hair and whispered "I know".
"It's really ruthless, Akashi-kun." Heizi complained in a low voice.
"It's so heartless, Akashi-kun." Momoi looked at Kuroko and silently wiped away the tears in his heart.
Yunfeng closed the notebook in his hand with a "snap", then stood up resolutely: "I'm sorry, I should disappear as expected."
So at some point, the relationship with this group of teenagers became warmer.
In fact, the best relationship is between Kuroko and Murasakihara.Heizi would always sit for a long time after school, sometimes by himself, sometimes with Aomine or Kise and the others, and Ziyuan would always ask him to feed things—this made Yunfeng always have a feeling that he had raised one by himself. Illusion of a large purple-haired dog. 【Hello
Heizi is like a bond among this group of teenagers. Not only on the court but also in daily life, Yunfeng can always see Heizi silently adjusting the atmosphere of the team.This young man with a weak sense of existence is indeed playing an important role-as Aomine Daiki said, Tetsu is his shadow.
On the field, Yunfeng was once asked by Momoi to record a video of their game against another school.It has to be said that this group of teenagers are naturally suitable for playing basketball. Although they are sharp-edged and they don't cooperate very well, their aura is enough to firmly suppress the opponent.
——Even Heizi, on the basketball court, is like a sharp knife with a sheath, which will be unsheathed when needed, and its brilliance and vigor are no less than anyone else.
"Ah... so why did I suddenly become a photographer in your team =="
"Because your shooting skills are not bad." Akashi said so, and gave Yunfeng a "stop struggling" look.
The result of becoming a little bit more familiar with Akashi is that he is unreservedly exploited by him.
Recording is very important when playing basketball. Basically, Diguang will record video for any slightly older games.And Momoi hated the scorer of the basketball team very much.
"It's enough for him to take pictures of the girls on the seats every time!" Momoi was very angry when talking about this incident, "What's so good about a girl's breasts! Obviously basketball looks better Ah (╯‵口′)╯︵┻━┻”
Yunfeng=mouth=: "...you are really abnormal, sister."
And Yunfeng——so by accident, he became the mascot that this group of guys bring every time they play a big game. [not
"Actually, this is quite good - it is beneficial to the relationship between Yunfeng-jun and Ziyuan-jun."
Sitting on the bus bound for the competition venue, Heizi said in a low voice.
Yunfeng silently looked at the self-cooked man who decisively hugged his schoolbag and started looking for food: "No, I think Ziyuan is overcooked =="
"Really," Heizi stretched out his slightly sweaty hand to wipe his jersey, and then said pretending to be calm, "Mr. Ziyuan looks very calm."
They are going to participate in the preliminary round of the all-middle competition.After selecting 23 schools from nine divisions and a host school, they will be divided into eight groups for three days of competition in August—the biggest event in junior high school basketball.
And this is the first time these teenagers have played basketball on such a big stage.
"Do your best and obey the destiny, just do what you can do well." Midorima held a huge lucky cat and pushed his glasses.
"Sure enough, I still feel a little nervous." Heizi took a deep breath, and after seeing Qingfeng sleeping soundly on the seat, he seemed a little darkened, "Why can Qingfeng-kun sleep so carelessly—I really want to Look at the way he is running around in a hurry."
Yunfeng stretched out his hand and patted Heizi's head: "Calm down—think about it, you are a substitute and you probably won't play at all =="
Heizi complained back about Yunfeng's consolation with a blank face: "Mr. Yunfeng still wants to be punched so much."
However, even Ziyuan, who has no interest in basketball, still feels a little irritated when he sees the shining spotlights around him when he is on the court.
There were too many people watching, and it didn't seem like the scale of a qualifying match at all.Sitting in the auditorium were not only fans but also major newspapers and media. Countless spotlights flickered at the six teenagers. Yunfeng was shocked by the posture as if he was meeting a star. .
"Why are there so many people?"
He turned on the DV and looked at Momoi and Heizi who were sitting on the bench in puzzlement: "Even if Teiko is a middle school of a wealthy basketball school - it's just to watch a qualifier, is it really okay to make it like the NBA?"
Momoi stared at the opponent's players who were already on the field without moving: "It's normal, Teiko Middle School will always be No. Mostly it's normal."
Yunfeng nodded, turned his head and took two steps after facing the flashing lights - then his whole body shook.
...the machine stuck again.
The picture taken by so many flash lights is so beautiful that I dare not look at it! ! !
Yunfeng waited for about a few minutes, and when the picture and sound reappeared, he immediately heard the screeching sound of shoe soles rubbing against the field, mixed with the huge noise around——
Then there was the sound of a basketball volleying through the air!
Yun Feng's gaze followed the orange ball as it flew across the field, and then a huge figure took over the ball, and came directly under the net with almost no obstacles—
Yunfeng saw his deep purple eyes that were dark and fierce as if from hell, and then he lifted the basketball up without even jumping up——those hands full of strength lifted the little orange star The ball went straight into the basket without hindrance.
Diguang scored the first goal in the 2nd minute of the game.
That kind of eyes and violent movements full of killing intent, like a violent storm, ruthlessly planted subconscious fear in everyone's heart.
Holding the DV, Yunfeng looked at the scoreboard with 00:02 in the middle of the field, and said to himself:
"At this time... I think this guy is quite handsome."
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