[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

Sakata Gintoki, male, 26 years old, used to be the spiritual leader among the people with lofty ideals against the barbarians. He is a powerful existence who can stab a cannon with a wooden knife. One of his weaknesses is that he is afraid of ghosts.

He was afraid of something, and the more he kept secret about these things, the more these things would haunt him—Yinshi no longer wanted to count how many times he had been haunted by ghosts hitting walls and being followed by ghosts. Thinking about the courageous deeds of living alone in the corpse yard when he was a child, he now feels chills on his back, and feels that it is a miracle that he has not been scared to death by himself for 20 years! !

Therefore, it is understandable that Sakata Gintoki faced the cloud wind coming out of the ground, and Dogeza was trembling all over.

Yun Feng couldn't bear to see the man who had started to cry: "At least you should look up! I'm not a ghost!"

"...No no no——Ah Yin, I understand your rules..." Yinshi continued in the position of Dogeza, his head was about to be buried in the ground, "After seeing this, Ah Yin will not be able to sleep well in this life—— I beg you to let me go... Ah Yin, I really didn't do anything bad except peeking at the widow next door when I was a child—"

"You're enough to make up the word count, so it's obviously the content of the last chapter, okay?!" Yunfeng couldn't hold back his sadistic tendencies and kicked Yinshi on the back!

"Oh, waist, waist, Yin, my waist——!"

This 26-year-old man who once had a brilliant record fell to the ground, his face "PIAJI" came into close contact with the ground, and the nosebleeds began to flow out again. He held his waist with one hand and covered his nose with the other, and looked up: "Ayin, I really didn't do anything wrong--Ah? Hijikata Shisanrou?"

"...Who?! Why are you able to look at me and give me a name I don't know at all!!"

"It turned out to be Thirteen Lang... I scared Ah Yin to death..." Yinshi wiped the nosebleed on his face with the prisoner's clothes, then reached out and touched Yunfeng's head, "Why did you come here? Tiger poison He doesn't even eat a child...that guy is really a beast——oh!"

...I always feel like he just smeared my nosebleed on my head as if nothing had happened...What should I do? It feels disgusting==

Yunfeng tried his best to resist the urge to cut off the claws on his head. After Yinshi found out that he was not a ghost, he became lazy, as if the one who fucked up just now was just Yunfeng's illusion: "Ten Saburo, why did you dig a hole and come to prison?"

Shouldn’t a normal person like Mr. Tom question why I would dig a hole… Yunfeng felt that he was going to be powerless: “That’s right, I want to break up the team relationship with you, as long as you agree.”

Yinshi stroked his chin and looked Yunfeng from the beginning to the end, and then made a "tsk tsk tsk" sound that made people want to be beaten: "Thirteen Lang, what is your background? If it weren't for you, Yin, I would It's impossible to come here to eat in prison, hey... As spiritual compensation, shouldn't you give Ah Yin some sweet food money?"

You're going to get an inch right now, you guy!Why can someone switch between shaking M and shaking S at will without any pressure!

Yunfeng couldn't understand half of what he said, but felt that this guy who started digging his nostrils with his little finger and holding his natural curly hair deserved to be beaten up: "Whatever the hush money is for you == cancel the team application with me first!"

"Ayin, I...so poor that I can't even live in a prison...I almost forgot the taste of chocolate parfait..." Yinshi actually didn't understand half of Yunfeng's words, but he He had a keen insight into his purpose, "I'm so poor, Ah Yin and I... Ah, the nosebleeds are coming down again."

...That is entirely caused by you picking your nose!Nosebleeds from eating too many sweets taste sweet. Are you really not afraid of diabetes and high blood pressure? !

Yunfeng wanted to spit it out, but Yinshi didn't give him a chance to spit it out, and took a step forward to look at the hole under where Yunfeng was standing: "Did Thirteen Lang dig a hole? It's amazing... It really is the son of a dragon born a dragon and a phoenix born a phoenix and a mouse can make holes... There are some specialties in multi-strings—— ouch!"

Yunfeng really couldn't hold back and punched Yinshi in the face: "Fuck, are you an old mother? There's too much nonsense, please agree to it!!"

What's going on in this world!There is always a desire to release the inner beast! !I just don't want to suppress the beast in me and just think about everything right now and beat you up, bastard! !Forcing me to shake S to show you this world! !

"Ahem..." Yin Shi was bloodied again from the beating, so when he raised his head, his expression was particularly frightened, "Since when did I form a team with you (dead fish eye)."

"..." Yunfeng raised his blood-stained fist.

"Ayin, I agree! Ayin, I agree to break up the team with Thirteen Lang!!"

[Reminder: The team formation status has been lifted, Thirteen Lang, you can proceed to the next week's travel at any time. 】

Mr. System, who has evolved from a high-cold person to a caring black-warm baby, reminded him so.

Speaking of the system, why did you start calling me Thirteen Lang... ＿(:з)∠)＿

Yun Feng's mood improved, and seeing this guy, he also felt that he was still so handsome—although his face was blood red, he was still a good guy: "Thank you, keep working hard here, I'm leaving."

"Thirteen Lang!"

Sakata Gintoki rushed towards him immediately!Then he embraced his thigh with great precision in a half-kneeling position: "Thirteen Lang, please take me away, QAQ, please tell your father to let me go, Yin, I really don't like imprisoning PLAY!! "

Yinshi, about 1.8 meters tall, is not short even if he is half kneeling. Yunfeng felt that his leg was like a big sandbag tied to it, and he couldn't move it: "How many times have I told you that I am not Thirteen Lang! Don't let the nosebleed Rub it on my school uniform!!"

"QAQ Thirteen Lang, take me away!!"

"Don't force me to do it!!"

"Welcome, welcome...welcome guests to our master house."

"Welcome to Master House Alu!"

Yunfeng looked numbly at CHINAGIRL who was wearing glasses and a red cheongsam in front of him, and then looked at the giant dog that had been staring at him all the time: "That... I'm here to pass on a message."

After Yunfeng expressed that he would never break the law and rescue Yinshi, the man almost burst into tears.And Yunfeng had never seen such a thick-skinned adult before——finally he was forced to agree to come out to find foreign aid.

And this man's so-called foreign aid is the two children of his family.

"What would the guest want to drink, Alu?" The red cheongsam ball head asked her while putting a bowl of strawberry milk in front of him, with a dog's paw pattern on the bowl.

Yunfeng: "..."

"Kagura, don't pour strawberry milk for others while asking them what they want to drink?! And this is obviously a bowl for spring, is this really good for the guests?!"

The glasses translated Yunfeng's heart without omission.

Yunfeng decides to leave after finishing his speech, he will never stay here any longer - he is afraid that the beast inside him will come out to destroy the world again: "I just came to pass on Sakata Yinshi's words to you - help Ah Yin in prison Li is going to die!! Ah Yin, my hair is falling out in handfuls, even all [哗——] hairs have fallen out!!”

Yunfeng's lifelike expression did not win the tears of the two children. In fact, after listening to the glasses boy, his facial expression was as numb as Yunfeng's, and the cheongsam girl even started to pick her nose: "That kind of adult is considered [wow—— 】If it falls, it’s just a matter of being happy, Alu.”

Yunfeng: "..."

He felt that he really couldn't stay any longer, and if he stayed any longer, he would definitely be broken.

It’s just that the appearance of the cheongsam girl is very familiar to Yunfeng. The Chinese dress + blue eyes + strong shivering aura always reminds Yunfeng of a middle school boy with dull hair on his head.

But it turns out that there is a saying that really is "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here". When Yunfeng sneaked out of the Wanshi room, he received a text message from the second-year boy.

[The second rabbit in FROM:

Yunfeng-jun: I am going to come to the earth to play la la la~ (≧▽≦)/~]

Yunfeng spat blood on the phone screen.

[What about being the head of the team that you agreed to take care of every day? ! 】

[There is Afu Rabbit~ Yunfeng, you are from Earth, right?Do you know where the rice is best? (゜▽゜*)]

...It's so cute that it makes people cough up blood.

Yunfeng stood up with one hand on the wall, and started crackling text messages with the other hand: [I don't know, I've been away from home for too long.Also, please don't say something like 'Please be a tour guide', I will really hit someone. 】

【... Please be a tour guide (*≧▽≦*)】

"..." The opponent's attack was too fierce, and Yunfeng couldn't control it and bumped his head against the wall.

He definitely downloaded a kaomoji app!Damn, who recommended this kind of lethal MAX thing to him! !

Now that the other party has said that, it would be quite inappropriate for Yunfeng to say "I'm going to take a quick trip".Although Yunfeng felt that he could not be judged by universal values ​​in the face of Shenwei, he himself still abided by these values—so Yunfeng searched the famous restaurants around him while struggling to die: 【No... ...Even if you leave your post without permission and don't pursue Chun Yu, I'm still on the wanted list. 】

He originally wanted to send an emoji of _(:з)∠)_, but he silently deleted the text message of the two Chinese papers because it was so wonderful.

By the way, which restaurant will attract customers with the selling point of "the rice is very delicious"... I will send you rice seeds directly, can you plant it yourself? Hey ==

Kamui's reply was also quick: [Don't worry, I have bandages (^^*)]

...do you think everyone loves COS mummies as much as you do?Besides, it's very hot, and it's inconvenient to have your sight blocked, kneel down...

Although Yunfeng complained in this way and that in his heart, he had actually acquiesced to Shenwei's proposal with a sense of integrity - as far as he was concerned, next week's crossing was about to be postponed, so it shouldn't delay the schedule... right?

[Reminder: Due to the different time conversions for each week, the itinerary will be delayed. 】

Tsk...don't care.

Yunfeng resolutely ignored the system's prompts, and quickly sent Shenwei a pretentious text message like "Although I really don't want to talk to you, but after all, we are still friends, so we can wait for you to come to Earth." After looking at the words of success above, I silently cried a tear of sympathy for myself.

[Reminder: The next week's game is version 2.0 of the second week's game, I wish you a happy game. 】

"..." Yunfeng choked suddenly, thinking of a certain black-haired boy whose eyes were above his head and that farewell that could be called a dark history.

Are you kidding me? ! !