[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

"Welcome to patronize!"

The Chinese lady in a cheongsam showed a cute smile to the two bandaged unknown creatures standing in front of the door: "Please come in~"

Yunfeng finally experienced the feeling of cosplaying in public. Although he has been wearing the shameful Bingsheng school uniform before, it is normal anyway.But it may be because Edo is really weird and there are too many celestial beings, so his and Kamui's outfits are not eye-catching at all-it's better to say that it looks handsome compared to those weird orcs and tentacles and other celestial beings of.

Shenwei's decisive action is to be praised. 20 hours after he said that he would come to Earth, he appeared in front of Yunfeng with a smile on his face. Looking at Shenwei alone with only an umbrella, Lu Yunfeng couldn't help but ask. He said, "Do you only have this Chinese costume?"

Whether you are 14 or 8 years old, Shenwei, you wear black Chinese clothes all the time. Should I say that you have not grown much taller at all or are you thrifty?

"There are a lot of the same clothes. Back then, my mother bought a box of one style." Shenwei smiled at him and reached out to touch his head. "How can you change clothes too often to impress people and conquer the world?" Well... isn't Yunfeng-kun always a school uniform?"

Yunfeng was defeated by Shenwei's head-touching kill: "What kind of head-touching, I will kill you = dish = I don't know what boys hate most is being touched on the head?"

Shenwei suddenly realized that he had obtained a new posture, and then continued to touch Yunfeng's head: "Come, let's eat rice~"

"Bite and kill you!!"

then.

Yunfeng looked at the mapo tofu, braised pork and various Chinese dishes in front of him, and asked the waiter again in doubt: "I am really puzzled—since there is no China on the earth, how can your restaurant What is the 'CHINAFOOD' written on the signboard?"

"It's CHINAFOOD."

"So what exactly is CHINA?"

"It's CHINA... The customer, you are really..." The waitress covered her mouth and smiled, "Isn't the little brother sitting next to you CHINABOY?"

So what exactly is the setting of CHIINA in this world!This is actually a BUG set by the author, right? !

Yunfeng felt the malice from the author, but Kamui ignored Yunfeng's question completely, his blue eyes fixed on the rice on the table, and after the waitress put down the two bowls of rice, he asked, "Is there only so much rice?" ?”

"No...the rice in our store is unlimited." The waitress gave the bandaged man Kamui a charming smile.

Kamui also gave the other party a charming smile, although the waitress couldn't see it.

Yunfeng silently picked up the tofu in front of him, and then shed tears for the profit of this store today.

In the following time, Shenwei fully demonstrated to the store owner what "eating rice" is - he basically held a bowl of rice to eat, and then ran directly to the rice cooker to eat, leaving The stunned waiter and Yunfeng who was eating calmly—and the result was that the restaurant ran out of rice within an hour today, and the culprit still touched his flat stomach resentfully and complained: "It's a good deal." How about an unlimited supply of rice?"

Shop owner: "..."

Yunfeng continued to eat vegetables alone.

"What about the unlimited supply of rice?"

"...Guest please spare me, I don't dare again!!! I will definitely not lie next time, help me!!! QAQ"

Yunfeng said——It’s so fun to see Shenwei abuse others by showing off cuteness and shaking S, hahahaha! ! !Sure enough, human nature is dark. Only people who are worse than me can comfort me, haha! !

Amidst the shop owner's tears of blood and tears, they finished a sumptuous meal of CHINAFOOD, Yunfeng asked Shenwei if there were any other activities, Shenwei's blue eyes looked at Yunfeng and blinked: "Go to the next restaurant?"

Fuck your sister, are you planning to close down all the Chinese style restaurants in the hot weather? !

Yunfeng didn’t believe that the purpose of Shenwei’s coming to Earth was to have a meal. Although he was very unreliable, he did everything with a purpose, but when Shenwei reiterated that he really came to eat, Yunfeng’s The expression completely cracked: "Afu rabbit can't cry?"

"That kind of thing doesn't matter." Kamui showed him a very bright smile under the bandage, "Of course I wanted to meet Mr. Yunfeng is also the reason why I came to Earth. After all, I think you are the type who will leave without telling you. .”

Another blow hit Yunfeng's heart.

Being accused of such a thing face to face by the person concerned is simply embarrassing, Yunfeng straightened his face immediately: "How can it be possible that I am a good citizen who is polite and civilized."

Shenwei turned to look at him, and then smiled: "Well, last time I left without saying goodbye."

Yunfeng: "..."

You're the kind of guy who doesn't care about such details at all, right? !I can't imagine you watching my disappearing figure leave a line of tears!

Yunfeng was still thinking about the words to answer, but at this moment Shenwei said again: "Actually, in the final analysis, it's because Yunfeng didn't pay attention to me, right?"

It really started the plot of "complaining why you don't care about me"!Will you suddenly take out some letters and photos that miss me in the next second? !

Fortunately, Shenwei did not take out the photos and continue to complain.He just looked up at the clear weather in Edo, and then changed the topic: "But it's also because of this, that Yunfeng-kun makes me feel very safe."

What do you mean == I never value you so you think I'm a safe character who can be bullied casually?

Yun Feng didn't know what was going on, and the latter two talked about a bunch of random things without any focus.Yunfeng felt that the current state was subtly embarrassing, so he simply said frankly: "Since you have already complained about it like this, I will say it—probably tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, I am going to take a long trip— -Yes, it is like that."

When he said this, he felt very strange in his heart. According to his estimation, the relationship between him and Kamui should not have reached such an intimate stage, but he also felt that there seemed to be a subtle unity between them. Under the circumstances, the distance between the two people has been shortened unknowingly.

This unity probably comes from his and Kamui's obsession with a certain goal.

Yunfeng felt that Shenwei's attachment to the strong should be the same as his attachment to returning home.

"Since you're about to leave, it must be something you're after, right?"

As Shenwei said, the umbrella in his hand drew an arc on the ground: "Go forward because you have something to pursue, don't and don't need to care about everything behind you - to a certain extent, this is exactly what I am after. state."

I don't think we are a state thank you!Please don't equate "violent madness" with "homesickness". Thank you! !

Yunfeng had a face full of complaints, feeling that his pretentious skills were not as good as before - he was also a guy who could tell a lot of gods and gods in the face of Shenwei at the beginning. Why does it feel like the roles are reversed now? Sure enough Is he grown up... OJZ

"Mr. Yunfeng, don't look like 'I'm completely different from you'. The strong require combat power and mental strength. The former is easy, but the latter is very difficult," Shenwei continued to state, "Yun Feng's spiritual power to abandon everything to pursue a single goal is really commendable."

"No, no, no——how embarrassed you are to praise me so much," Yunfeng sensed that Shenwei was about to suppress and then raise, so he immediately started waving his hands wildly, "Even if you praise me, I really won't be happy == "

[Hint: This is actually all my credit. 】

Life-saving system, please don't show your presence at this time!

Shenwei glanced at Yunfeng's face, and found that his face was numb and full of complaints about himself, so he smiled: "The departure and appearance of Yunfeng before were very miraculous, probably because of the strange power on his body."

Yunfeng originally wanted to cover it up, but when he thought that his ability had been revealed unreservedly at the beginning, he didn't have so many scruples: "That's right - it's actually not so much a strange ability as it is a strange ability =="

"Can I see? When Lord Yunfeng left?" Shenwei asked in a very serious tone.

... What are you looking at?See how I stupidly dig out my birth point and then "BIU" disappears?

"No." Yun Feng resolutely rejected it.

"Hey..." Shenwei sighed in disappointment, "I came to Earth to see Lord Yunfeng."

...You obviously came here to eat rice, okay? ! !

Yunfeng thought up countless reasons for refusal, but he went around all the excuses and failed to speak out.He thought about it seriously for a long time, and finally sighed as if giving up: "It's ok... Anyway, this world is fantasy enough."

disappeared instantly.

It really disappeared in an instant. The person who was still in front of me just now disappeared without a trace in the next second—without leaving a trace of smell or trace.

This is the outskirts of Edo, the surroundings are silent and there is no sound, not even the chirping of cicadas that should be in summer.Kamui poked the piece of land in front of him with his umbrella, and found that it was indeed just a piece of ordinary dirt, no different from the one next to it.

Although it is said that there are many wonders in the world, this method can be described as science fiction.

The sun was getting brighter, and Shenwei opened the umbrella to prop it up, and all the weapons and miscellaneous things left by Yunfeng were placed in the box next to it, which is enough to prove that the instant disappearance just now was not Shenwei's own imagination.

"interesting."

Shenwei said with a smile under the umbrella, and walked around Yunfeng's position just now.

The sunshine of Edo shines on everyone, whether they like it or not.Kamui stood up after crouching on the spot and studying for a while, then sighed softly.

"As expected... Lord Yunfeng is an existence so safe that I don't even want to kill him."

at the same time.

Yunfeng stood in a daze at the bustling station, and was bumped by a brown-haired kid behind him.

[Welcome to the 2.0 version of the second week, please continue to complete the previous task 20 - the secret of the secret room! , the reward is Eye of Ender. 】

[This version 2.0 is a modified version to fix the previous BUG. Once this task is completed, you can go through the next week. 】

[Hint: Hogwarts second year. 】

A series of reminder boxes in front of him made Yunfeng unable to see the situation in front of him clearly. After he finished reading the content in the reminder boxes, he looked up and saw the stop sign of King's Cross Station.

Yunfeng: "..."

What's the meaning?What do you mean? Why am I already mixed up in the universe, but I still can't get rid of the fate of going to school when I get here? !

And it's still in the second grade!Why do I have to go back to the second grade after being away for so many years! !

Yunfeng walked towards the station in his memory, and immediately saw a boy with glasses and a boy with messy hair and a brown-haired child push their luggage and bumped towards Station Nine and Three Quarters——

The two cars collided, and all the boxes were scattered on the ground.The boy with glasses was knocked to the ground - and then the white owl in the cage started thumping and screaming.

"What's wrong?" A guard rushed over immediately, looking at the two bewildered boys, "What happened?"

"The car... the car is out of hand."

The boy wearing glasses immediately replied like this, but the companion next to him immediately panicked: "What's going on?! The station is closed?"

A crowd of people immediately surrounded the two children.Yunfeng squeezed to the edge of the platform, trying to squeeze in - also unable to get in.

[Hint: You are going to be late for school. 】

...It's really too sad to be late for school just after time travel, okay? !

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