[Comprehensive] Funny than a miracle!

"Oh. In that case... you are also one of the members who will be late, right?"

Noisy King's Cross station, two flustered kids and a visibly out-of-place Yunfeng quickly hooked up - thanks to that damned sealed wall at Nine and Three Quarters Station.

Facing the famous name "Harry Potter", Yunfeng had a feeling that he had finally traveled back in time to be normal, but it might be because he kept looking at Harry's forehead, and the boy simply raised his forehead in the end. Fa let Yunfeng enjoy watching it: "I guess you want to watch this--in fact, I don't think this is anything special."

"It's really Harry Potter..." Yunfeng sighed, then turned his head and stared at Ron with the same gaze for a while.

Harry's good friend - Ron Welles is unknown, so: "What do you see me doing?"

"Sorry, sorry," Yunfeng finally realized that this might be impolite and waved his hand, "I just need to adapt to the jet lag—how many years is it now?"

"...wrong point," Harry began to reassure Hedwig who was screaming in the cage, "we're going to be late now!"

Yunfeng looked unhappy: "Don't tell me this sad fact, I don't want to go to school at all!"

Harry: "..."

At this time Ron suddenly shouted: "We can drive to Hogwarts! Harry, do you remember my dad's car?!"

Harry's eyes lit up immediately, but he said immediately, "But little wizards can't—"

"There are regulations in the "Restriction Treaty", right? Little wizards can also use magic in emergency situations—isn't it an emergency situation now?" Ron said quickly, his face was full of joy, "I tried it too Dad's car - it's absolutely no problem to drive to Hogwarts!"

Yunfeng was led by these two excited children to a nearby parking lot, when Ron got the car out, Yunfeng's expression suddenly became subtle: "...have you got your driver's license yet? "

Harry put his luggage into the back seat of the car, and the joy of continuing to go to school made him smile at Yunfeng: "I don't think so—do you want to come with us?" His tone was very gentle in the last sentence .

Ron looked blank: "What is a driver's license?"

Yunfeng: "..."

I dare not get in the car, hey!

[Hint: You are going to be late. 】

Yun Feng climbed into the car with a tragic face of a strong man breaking his wrist: "Okay."

The car floated up quickly and passed through the clouds. Yunfeng sat in the back seat, staring at Hedwig.And Harry and Ron started to have a series of discussions on the direction, Yunfeng said: "Follow the train?"

So the car went down again, and it didn't take long to see the Hogwarts train after flying forward--Harry and Ron finally felt relieved.Harry also turned his head to look at Yunfeng, and found that he was neither wearing a school uniform nor bringing a car: "You didn't bring any luggage—did you use the Shrinking Charm?"

Yunfeng suddenly turned into the same bitter and bitter face as Hedwig: "You think too much—can you feel the feeling of being basking in the sun leisurely and then suddenly being thrown to the other side of the ocean to go to school? I Now I just want to bomb the school."

Harry: "..."

Ron nodded in agreement: "Although I like Hogwarts - but I have to say that sometimes I want to do the same."

[Reminder: Second-grade second-hand textbooks, Slytherin school uniforms, and wands are in the task bar, and 200 Galleons will be deducted. 】

Yunfeng was even more upset, and Harry looked at him with a subtle feeling: "You are also a second year...? I think you seem to be a Gryffindor?"

It was only then that Yunfeng realized that he hadn't introduced himself yet: "Yunfeng, he is from the Celestial Dynasty, but he is from the second year of Slytherin."

The atmosphere in the car froze for a while.

"Slytherin!" If it wasn't for the car, Ron would have turned his head and roared, "If I knew you were a Slytherin, I wouldn't have taken you!"

Yunfeng propped his chin and glanced at Ron, whose ears were already red with anger, then turned his head to look at Harry, who was obviously frightened, and finally spread his hands: "Blame me?"

I really don't understand what Gryffindor and Slytherin are fighting all day long. OJZ is a school like two hostile families, especially for children in the lower grades, they are often indoctrinated without knowing anything Without these concepts, the value of hatred has no scientific reason at all.

"..." Harry's expression was also a little unhappy, but Yunfeng never showed Slytherin's venomous tongue that raised his eyes above his head and never stopped spitting dead people. He felt that Ron was a little too excited. "Actually, there are probably good people in Slytherin, right...?"

"What's the matter?!" Ron was so angry that his head was smoking, "Think of Malfoy! His dad fought with my dad before! These hateful rich people!"

Yunfeng stroked his chin, and kindly reminded: "Your car is going off track."

"Who wants you to remind - I can drive myself!" Ron glared at him angrily.

... It's not fun if the number of mouthpieces is too low.

Yunfeng showed his great ability to pretend in front of these scumbag children - at least Harry smiled at him with eyes full of gratitude and mixed with anxiety.

"By the way... How many years is it now?" Yunfeng asked again.

Harry looked at him with subtlety: "I think... around 1992 - using the Gregorian calendar."

Yunfeng sprayed a mouthful of blood on his magic wand, which was not fully cooked yet.

Every time I ask the year, I will be tortured to spit out blood!where!Sample!

Mr. Tom, you are still alive!Go!!Shall I burn paper for you?what!clatter!

[Hint: Wizards generally have a longer lifespan. 】

Yunfeng continued to wipe his wand, which had been unused for a long time, and Harry looked at him with a gloomy face, so he didn't say anything again—and when the magnificent silhouette of Hogwarts began to appear in front of the two children, At this time, he finally breathed a sigh of relief: "It's finally here!"

Although flying in the sky is a very novel experience, but there is neither food nor play in the car. The point is that there is still a Slytherin sitting in the back seat. Harry wished that this journey to the sky would end as soon as possible.

Maybe Merlin heard his call, the car started shaking and gradually slowing down - Ron didn't care about a Slytherin sitting in the back: "Help - it may be a little tired... it hasn't been this far before ..."

Harry was also taken aback by this situation: "It won't turn off suddenly, will it?"

In fact, his conjecture was correct—the vibration and whining of the car began to get louder and louder, Yunfeng looked at the height from the ground to them through the window and then said: "Land down and stop—this car is about to turn off. !"

"We'll be there soon!" Harry saw the lake that the freshmen were going to cross, which was not far below him now.

"It's still so far from your sister, okay?!" Yunfeng frowned, "If you turn off the ignition in the air and fall, you will fall to your death!"

He completely forgot the levitation spell and other magics, and immediately yelled at Ron: "Slow down and descend immediately!"

"..." When Ron was extremely flustered, his brain went on strike and he chose to listen to the voices outside, and no matter how much he regretted listening to Slytherin after he calmed down-in short, he did start to drive the car down slowly It landed slowly.

But the car turned off when it dropped to about five meters from the ground, so Harry and the others could only scream and fell to the ground—with a loud "bang", everything in the car was thrown heavily There was a loud bang on the seat.

Yunfeng, a 20-year-old adult with a psychological age, sat in the back seat with a calm face, but he kept shouting "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!", so until Harry looked at Yunfeng after panic Still sluggish, he asked: "...are you scared?"

"...It's just motion sickness." Yunfeng waved his hand, and then climbed out of the car.

Ron checked all around the car, and then covered his face in despair: "Oh, its rear mirror just shattered - my dad is going to scold me!"

The three children entered Hogwarts anyway, and Harry thought that this was the end of today's sad event - but the reality gave him a big slap in the face. When the three children stood by the lake blowing the cold wind, A voice that was so cold that it could freeze to scum rang out.

"Maybe you should worry about it now - the consequences of flying in the sky in front of everyone."

Merlin.

Harry cried out inwardly, the voice was so familiar and full of malice that he didn't even have the courage to look back.But Ron seemed more courageous than he was at the moment, and he glanced over in horror - and saw their Potions Professor - Severus Snape.

Ron immediately lowered his head into the lake, and Yunfeng glanced at the man with "I'm extremely unhappy and you're dead" written all over his face, and said in the deathly silence:

"Uh...professor?"

"Which college do you belong to?" Since Yunfeng wasn't wearing a school uniform, Snape gave him a look like a knife.

It appears to be the professor.Yunfeng found that he was alone, as if he was waiting for them here—to be precise, he should be waiting for Harry and the others, so he said very intimately: "I am a second-year Slytherin, Professor, we're all fine, please don't worry—"

Snape looked at him even colder, Yunfeng always felt that the next second he would fly out of his eyes with a poisoned knife and stab him in the heart: "First, as a Slytherin With brash Gryffindors - have you got your brains blistered? Second, I don't know where you got the word 'worry' from - I just want to get rid of you now Bunch of brainless idiots!"

Yunfeng: "..."

Rank immediately!Damn, this professor's venomous tongue is really quick, accurate, and ruthless. Hey, hey!After being hit by him in his teens, his ten-year-old friend has lost his combat effectiveness at all, okay? !

"Now," probably seeing that the three children were silent, Snape showed a malicious smile in satisfaction, "put away that childish and ridiculous thing like a toy first, and the three of you come to my office Go—I'll find a professor who can fire you, and you—"

His eyes fell on Yun Feng, who looked back at him blankly.

"...Tell me what happened first, and then I'll see if I want to expel you, a student who's embarrassing Slytherin." Snape snorted, and walked into the castle without caring about the trio's robes , like a bat.

Yunfeng followed behind him indifferently, and the expressions of Harry and Ron were as if they were about to cry when they met a ghost—Yunfeng thought about it and comforted him: "You won't be fired, okay? .”

Harry gave him a dry grin.

"Every time when you are scolded, you think that the other party is actually a tsundere-does it make you feel cute?" Yun Feng tilted his head to show off his cuteness.

Harry covered his face in pain.

"...Don't say it, it's disgusting to think about it..."