Dazai always points the wrong skill points

""Brother's Self-cultivation"?"

"What should I do if O Doudou doesn't like me?"

"One Hundred and One Ways to Kill Your Brother-in-law"

Everyone in the Armed Detective Agency was amazed at Verlaine's reading preference. Why is this killer... not defending his dignity at all?

Of course, what kind of dignity does he want in the matter of being in love with others?

He is going to die in a hurry!

"Ha ha."

At this time, it was Osamu Dazai who was the leader of Zai Renji sitting at the desk, his laughter was so disdainful.

"You have time to laugh at others, why don't you finish Dazai Osamu's work first!"

Kunikida looked down on the leader Jai from the sidelines.

However, even though Kunikida said so, he was actually very afraid of Osamu Dazai's heavy personality.

Sure enough, the leader Zai glared at Kunikida the next moment, and he let out a "huh" again, which seemed to mean that he wanted to blow up the armed detective agency.

As long as the Armed Detective Agency is gone, Wu Detective Jae Personality won't embarrass him.

"Whoa-"

At this time, the door of the Armed Detective Agency was opened, and Nakaya walked in from the door while yawning. He was still wearing the pajamas Osamu Dazai bought for him.

"Good morning."

Chuya just woke up, and he came to the office as soon as he woke up.

"Well, good afternoon."

Verlaine was the first to respond.

"..."

As soon as Rimbaud saw Nakaya like this, he knew it must be Dazai Osamu's fault again!

"good afternoon?"

Zhong Ye hadn't had time to check the time, but he saw a book on the table steadily and accurately out of the corner of his eye, his brows frowned suddenly, and Zhong Ye immediately took a step forward.

But Verlaine didn't give him a chance to see clearly, he raised his hand and took all the books away.

"You're sleepy, Zhong Ye." Verlaine explained seriously.

"Did I fall asleep?" Zhong Ye had just seen a book called "What should O Doudou do if she likes me"!

Yes, I also missed a word, that book is actually "What to do if O Doudou doesn't like me"!

Verlaine was too narcissistic, Zhong also quickly explained: "Have you ever thought that maybe O Doudou doesn't like you at all?"

"..."

There was only a "crack" sound from Verlaine's heart, which shook the heavens and earth.

"Zhongye, you did a good job."

Seeing the leader Zai approaching, his personalities were already in full bloom, applauding Zhongye.

They all hated Verlaine!

For the same reason, Verlaine hated him too.

"Go away! What do you care?!"

But when he also saw the leader Zai, he remembered his own tragic experience last night, and now he obviously wanted to kill this bastard Dazai.

Unexpectedly, all of this was seen in Verlaine's eyes, and Verlaine suddenly remembered what was said in the book just now——

【Your brother must satisfy him whatever he wants! 】

So Verlaine decided to act and killed Osamu Dazai.

……

But does Chuya really want to kill Osamu Dazai?of course not!

So before Verlaine was called to do anything, Zhong had already punched Verlaine away...

Very well, the plan to please my brother failed.

When Verlaine and Rimbaud walked to the window at the same time, they turned their heads to look at Dazai Zhi who had become the personality of Bai Zai. Dazai Zhi was talking and laughing beside Chuya, and he was still rubbing his waist to please Chuya...

"When did I ever do such a thing?"

Verlaine lowered his head and gritted his teeth, but seeing Zhongya's lovely smile, he accepted the humiliation:

"In this case, I can only use that method."

"?" Rimbaud turned to look at Verlaine, he was stunned for a moment before asking: "What way?"

"force."

Verlaine smiled sinisterly.

"You... don't you do this all the time?"

Rimbaud couldn't help complaining.

Verlaine has obviously been under compulsion all along! !

"I'm sorry, Chuya."

As Verlaine said, he stepped forward vigorously step by step——

"Zhongye."

"what?"

Before he was about to die of anger from Bai Zai, he saw Verlaine suddenly return to his side again.So the tone was also full of irritability, and he just wanted to tell Verlaine to get out of the way quickly, so as not to block the sunlight in front of him.

"I airlifted a case of red wine back from Europe, do you want to..."

"go!"

Before Verlaine could finish speaking, Chuya hurried out the door, seeming to be in a hurry even more than Verlaine.

Great success!

Verlaine was naturally happy in his heart, and then gave Bai Zai a provocative smile.Don't like him either?Then he is forced to like it.

The first is to bribe.

When Verlaine raised his head and swaggered past Bai Zai, Bai Zai let out a disdainful "hehe",

-

Later, in the Taizhong lounge of the Armed Detective Agency, there was a steady stream of drinks rippling.

Osamu Dazai's Kuro Tokizai personality was sitting on the bed, and he looked at Chuya under the bed indifferently.At this time, Zhong Ye was leaning against the bed, and all kinds of red wine bottles were piled up around him.The book is also like a few treasures, reading the words on it one by one.

These are all French red wine, and the text on them is naturally French.That's right, it's all high-end red wine flown in from Europe by the Verlentos, just to force him to like him too!

It has to be said that Verlaine is much better than Osamu Dazai in this regard.

At least Verlaine didn't think about boiling Chuya's red wine like Dazai Osamu did.

"After Verlaine gave you the red wine, what did you do?"

Hei Shizai asked coldly.

In fact, Verlaine's speed is very fast. Osamu Dazai only remembers that Chuya and Verlaine went to get the red wine, but Dazai just drove 400 "speed" to catch up, and before halfway there, he saw that Chuya was very happy carrying it. Returning to Wuzhen stronghold with several carts of wine "swish".

Osamu Dazai will never forget Chuya's expression at that time, he seems to have seen some sunflowers.

What kind of "yang" is it facing?Anyway, definitely not Osamu Dazai!Because Zhongye happily passed him by at that time, and didn't even say hello to him!

Later, Osamu Dazai finally figured it out. At that time, all Chuya's thoughts were on Red Wine, and he didn't even see him at all!

That's why Hei Shizai wants to know how happy Zhong Ye was when Verlaine handed over the red wine to him...

If Namiya was particularly happy... what would he do?

Will Zhong also hug Verlaine gratefully?

Will Zhonghui sweetly call Verlaine "brother"?

No, Osamu Dazai knew that would never happen!

But he was still very curious, how would Chuya be grateful to Verlaine?

"I'm asking you something!" However, after Hei Shizai finished asking, Chuya was still pondering over the words on the red wine bottle, completely ignoring him!So Hei Shizai repeated his question in a good-tempered manner: "After Verlaine gave you the red wine, what did you do?"

Only then did Zhongye hear Hei Shizai's words, and he was stunned for a second before he said, "What did I do? I didn't do anything."

"?"

"I just brought back these wines!" Zhong also had no idea what Hei Shizai was talking about!

Excuse me, what is the meaning of this question?

"...You didn't thank him?" Hei Shizai even made an expression, he didn't believe it.

"I say thank you!"

"anything else?"

"I brought the wine back!"

"anything else?"

"Also... the French on this wine is a poem." As Zhongya said, he lowered his head to study the red wine bottle again. Judging by his posture, Zhongye probably slept with the red wine today!

But at this time, Hei Shizai had no choice but to sympathize with Verlaine.

Do you think Zhongyuan Zhongye is a piece of wood?Why didn't he even want to give Verlaine the sweet "brother"?

stop!Fork out!

Osamu Dazai, are you crazy?Do you want to sweetly call Verlaine "brother"?

Ah.

Hei Shizai once again felt sympathetic to Verlaine, and secretly gloated at his misfortune, and hoped that Zhong would make persistent efforts and piss Verlaine to death in one breath!

but……

"Chuya, it's getting late, let's go to bed first."

"Go to sleep by yourself."

"..."

What is this nonsense?Chuya actually let Dazai Osamu sleep by himself? !

If you can't sleep in Zhongye, what is it called sleeping? ! !

Hei Shizai's eyes were wide open, and he looked at Zhongye again, still sitting by the bed and studying the red wine bottle carefully, he really didn't know why a broken wine bottle was so beautiful!

Very good, now Chuya can not only kill Verlaine with one breath, but also kill Osamu Dazai with one breath!

So Hei Shizai's eyes suddenly lit up, and they fell completely on Zhongye.

If this is done in normal times, Zhong Ye will definitely notice it right away—there is a murderous look!

However, he was too happy today, and he was so devoted to his red wine that he didn't pay attention to the "cannibal" gaze from behind him.

So even two claws suddenly stretched out, just like the most common bridge in every horror movie, Zhong was also lifted by the neck and pulled onto the high bed forcefully, his two calves were unable to shake, and then he was stripped naked. Falling into my soft little quilt.

But the paw didn't stop, it turned around and reached down again, picked up a bottle of red wine from the floor, opened it and went back to the bed.

"Chuya, since you like red wine so much, I don't know if your other small mouth will also like it?"

Osamu Dazai laughed softly.

"What are you doing? Hey! Don't mess around, hey!!! Cool—"

Look, Osamu Dazai is a horror movie! !

-

At the same time, Verlaine and Rimbaud, looking at their empty warehouse, felt uncomfortable.

"Did he not tell you anything then?"

Rimbaud didn't believe it.

"Yes, he said thank you." Verlaine thought about it carefully: "But isn't that good? He said thank you to me."

"Well, do you want to celebrate?" Rimbaud asked.

"Then let's open a bottle of champagne."

……

Verlaine, you are so humble! !

But Verlaine still intends to pursue the victory at this time, since Chuya said "thank you" to him last time, then he should make persistent efforts, and must strive for Zhongya to say to him: "Brother, you are really the best brother!"

how to say……

Verlaine, you really are the brother who can dream the most!

However, Verlaine's plan this time is to learn the second focus method taught in the book——

【What he said, you are right! 】

Very good, the second round of strategy starts!

The next day, Verlaine arrived in the armed detective's office early in the morning, and he only got up in the middle of the day.

However, when he and Rimbaud watched the big detectives of the Armed Detective Agency busy and the sun was almost setting again, he did not even appear.

"What's the matter with them? You haven't finished the task yet, give yourself such a long vacation!"

Kunikida cursed and pointed at the computer screen.

But I heard Xie Ye suddenly say: "When I happened to pass by their lounge yesterday, I seemed to smell a particularly mellow alcohol smell~"

This and Xie Ye's expression at this time are wonderful, anyway, Verlaine is preconceived, after all he knows that he gave Zhongye the red wine!So he raised his chest and raised his head, with an extremely proud expression, as if he was showing off to others: You see, it is a very happy thing to have such a good brother like me?

Maybe because Verlaine was too excited, he didn't see the meaningful and caring stares with Xie Ye and Hongye.

Hongye: If you are like this, you will not be liked by Zhong Ye.

Verlaine: Then force him!

This is probably why, when it was dark in the middle of the day, with the support of Dazai Osamu, Verlaine would suddenly ask, "Is yesterday's wine good? Chuya."

Verlaine is very confident now, his face is about to go up to everyone! !

Unexpectedly, Zhongye's expression suddenly changed, and he saw the veins bursting on his head, looking like he was going to kill someone.But his face also blushed, he didn't want to answer this stupid question from Verlaine at all!

"Chuya, answer your brother quickly. Is the red wine good?" It was Osamu Dazai, who had the personality of Butei, reminded Chuya with a playful smile, and deliberately emphasized the words "brother" and "drink", just to give Chuya Bring on the trauma! !

"asshole!"

Chuya gritted his teeth, as if he was going to kill Osamu Dazai and Verlaine, recalling what happened last night, he didn't even want to drink red wine anymore! !

Um?Quit drinking completely?That's not okay!

For at least two days, he didn't want to drink anymore!

Seeing that Zhong didn't answer, Dazai straightened up in spite of himself, and he sneered at Verlaine: "Zhong also likes the red wine you sent! He drank two bottles yesterday, and his stomach is full, like... ..."

Osamu Dazai said, looking at Chuya's belly, what he said last night was: "Chuya, you look like a pregnant woman now."

But he didn't say this to Verlaine, he was still afraid of death!

"So, Chuya is good at drinking?"

Verlaine didn't know what Osamu Dazai meant, after all, in everyone's mind, red wine was only for drinking!

So these words really touched Chuya's heart, and Chuya gritted his teeth and asked, "Are you quite happy?"

【What he said, you are right! 】

The hints in the book came to Verlaine's mind again, so he naturally smiled and said, "I am naturally happy if I can make you happy."

Zhong also heard this, his face suddenly turned purple, as if he was holding his breath, a mouthful of old blood was stuck in his throat, and he couldn't spit it out.

"That Chuya was quite happy!" Osamu Dazai smiled maliciously, "Chuya would like to thank you very much!"

"Chuya already said thank you yesterday, so you don't have to be polite."

Verlaine felt that Osamu Dazai was always interrupting his conversation with Chuya, and he just wanted to beat this annoying guy to death with one punch.

Unexpectedly, when he heard the word "thank you", he immediately flew into a rage, almost kicking Verlaine and Rimbaud flying out.

When Verlaine was "invited" by Zhongye to leave the Armed Detective Agency, he didn't even know that there was something wrong with Zhongye drinking two bottles of wine. He only thought that it must be Dazai Osamu who was behind it, otherwise how could Zhongye's attitude change so much before and after !

Obviously, I was very happy to thank his brother yesterday!

That's right, everything is Dazai Osamu's fault!

But now he can only walk away in despair...

Later, Verlaine tried various methods, but he didn't, did, succeed, succeeded at all!

He also played games with him, and won all over him.

He took Zhongya to the amusement park, and before Zhongya started shooting, he had already burst all the balloons with his supernatural power.

He also travels with him, and only chooses dark places with scary legends...

That's right, he didn't, did, succeeded, succeeded in all of this!

Later, Verlaine concluded that the biggest reason for his failure was——

Osamu Dazai is there every time!

Yes, it was Dazai Osamu's fault!

So, Verlaine thought, maybe he will never be liked by Zhongye in this life.

Because he could never kill Osamu Dazai in his whole life.

So Verlaine did not come that day.

In the middle of the day, when he got up and came to the office of the military reconnaissance stronghold, he was still thinking about what Verlaine would take him to do today, but he didn't see Verlaine after entering the door.

Zhong Ye suddenly felt strange, that Verlaine had to be on duty every day!

Compared to Chuya, Osamu Dazai naturally understood that Verlaine had given up.He also knew that Verlaine would never give up for more than a day, and he would reappear with Rimbaud probably tomorrow.

But Zhong didn't think so, in his opinion, something happened to Verlaine!

So he asked Osamu Dazai to act first, and he planned to go to Verlaine's house to take a look. He was worried that Verlaine, that idiot who didn't understand human affairs, would not cause any more trouble.

Osamu Dazai was even more speechless, how could he act alone?

So Zhongya followed the former Dazai, and the two ran towards Verlaine's house together.

Osamu Dazai is not worried about Verlaine, what he is afraid of is that Chuya will never return, and will be abducted by Verlaine and Rimbaud!

If he hadn't been watching like this every day, Verlaine would have abducted Zhongya long ago!

Sure enough, it was not as Dazai expected.

When he also came to the door of Verlaine's house, he clearly heard the sound of fighting inside the door.

Sure enough something happened!

Zhong also didn't even think about it, and immediately knocked down the door of Verlaine's house with a "bang", and just as the door fell to the ground, he saw the two men, covered in sweat, fighting fiercely face to face.

Seeing that the two of them were actually making a move, Chuya subconsciously ran between the two of them to stop them from making a move.

"What are you doing? Aren't you relatives? Don't you have the best relationship?" Zhong also didn't understand at all why the two fought so fiercely, Verlaine was almost drenched in sweat!

"..."

"..."

"Oh, Zhongye."

Osamu Dazai was just a little short of the distance, and he still couldn't stop Chuya, but...

Zhong is concerned about Verlaine, so how can he care if he doesn't like it?

"Why are you here?" Verlaine was very surprised, and Zhong also rarely came to him on his own initiative, so he was really flattered today.

Of course, it would have been better if Osamu Dazai hadn't been brought along.

"You didn't come today... something happened!" Chuya still didn't understand why Verlaine and Rimbaud fought?

"What happened?" Rimbaud was surprised: "What happened? We just exchange ideas every day!"

"...to learn from each other?"

Zhong Ye was stunned, he didn't understand!

Was that ferocious attack just now... a sparring match?

But Verlaine didn't have time to explain, his mind is now full of: "Do you care about me?"

Zhong also heard it, and his mind was filled with: "Go to hell!"

Unexpectedly, Verlaine was very happy all of a sudden, he took two steps left and right, suddenly stretched out his arms to wrap around Chuya's shoulders, Chuya immediately chattered, disgusted with Verlaine's stinky sweat.

"Chuya, you like your brother, right?"

Verlaine asked tentatively.

"what?"

"Aren't you worried about me?"

"I'm worried why you won't be beaten to death by brother Rimbaud."

"..."

The misunderstanding was resolved, and Chuya finally escaped from Verlaine's palm. When Dazai Osamu dragged him back to his side, Verlaine quickly explained: "I just got up late today, and I didn't intend to miss work."

"Absent from work?"

Zhong Ye doesn't understand this, absenteeism?

What Verlaine said, could it be to play with him?

"Since you won't go with me, then I'll stay with you all the time." Verlaine smiled.

This is the real coercion!

Very good, Osamu Dazai has to think of a way, how to assassinate Verlaine.

Maybe he should buy a book called "Big Brother's Assassination Plan"?

"boom!"

Unexpectedly, in the next second, Zhong also started fighting with Verlaine: "Go to hell! Don't bother me!!"

Well, it looks like he doesn't need to do it himself, Chuya still knows what he wants to do~

Then, Osamu Dazai smiled triumphantly.

After all, Zhongye almost finished "drinking" the wine that Verlaine gave to Zhongye last time, so let Verlaine buy a few more boxes for Zhongye~

If Verlaine knew, he would have destroyed Dazai first, right?

Most definitely.

The author has something to say:

【Don't stop me——】

Verlaine: I'm going to kill Osamu Dazai, don't stop me.

Rimbaud: I won't stop you, I want to kill with you.

Chuya: It is even more impossible for me to stop you, because...

Dazai: Because Chuya is in my arms, he can't stop you.

Verlaine: I must kill him!

【Stick with my sisters~】