Immortal Venerable Cubs Manual II [Quick Transmigration]

As soon as the staff finished speaking, Si Xingjian directly carried Quan Xiyu on his shoulder with one hand.

[Boyfriend is overwhelmed! ]

[Hey, Xiaoyu is too disappointing, I'm going to chase the new wall. ]

[It's already a waste fish.jpg]

[Brother, hold on for a while, the hospital will be here soon! ]

[Ah~ I hit my stomach~]

[Sister in front, you are so flirtatious. ]

Maybe what kind of person attracts what kind of fans, most of Quan Xiyu's fans are Pippi Shrimp, and they are full of gossip.Therefore, the barrage was very lively and full of joy, even more interesting than the later stage.

Quan Xiyu: The joys and sorrows of people are not connected, he just feels ashamed.

The couple in the other group is a standard princess hug. They look at each other from time to time, one is affectionate and the other is shy. Even if there is no background music, there are pink bubbles around them.

On this side, Si Xingjian and Quan Xiyu have a pure "never give up, never give up" comradeship, and even have a bit of a posture of tying their brothers to Liangshan together.

The staff reminded Si Xingjian that his actions did not meet the requirements of the princess hug.

Si Xingjian: "This is the mermaid princess who was snatched away by the dragon."

So it's okay to carry it on your shoulders.

[Redefining "Princess Hug". ]

[Can't stop laughing, why does he have so many outlandish ideas to exploit loopholes in the program group? ]

However, the program team did not accept Si Xingjian's explanation, saying that if he did this again, it would be tantamount to admitting defeat.

Si Xingjian had no choice but to pull Quan Xiyu off his shoulders, and turned into a hugging position.

Quan Xiyu was originally a thick-skinned person, but he was already ashamed just now, and now a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and to him, being so close to the same sex is nothing at all.

So Quan Xiyu squeezed her throat on purpose and said, "Be careful, don't drop the mermaid princess."

[Young hero is good at kung fu! ]

[Where is such a heavy mermaid princess? ]

[For the first time, I disliked brother Quan for being too tall and muscular, and felt sorry for the beauty. ]

[I really want to replace Xiaoyu, I don't want to be hugged by the beauty, I just want to lighten the burden for the beauty. ]

[In front, are you thinking about eating peaches? ]

The audience in front of the screen was just talking casually, but the one who really didn't want to see Si Xingjian hug someone was Zai Zai.

Zai Zai couldn't even accept Lan Lan, let alone Quan Xiyu.

Zai Zai doesn't have the concept of "father" in his mind now, and he doesn't know the relationship between himself and Si Xingjian, so he acts on instinct.

If he doesn't like it, he will push the ball away.

Zai Zai nimbly climbed up Si Xingjian's legs.

When passing by Quan Xiyu, Quan Xiyu was taken aback by the sudden appearance, "Fuck, what the hell?"

When he said "ghost", he meant real ghosts.

Quan Xiyu was already afraid of ghosts, and he had seen a lot of supernatural events in neighboring counties. He was always a little on tenterhooks, and he was a little absent-minded even when recording the show, not as jumpy as before.

Now he suddenly felt as if cool fingers were brushing his thighs, and he was so frightened that he almost struggled to jump off.

"Don't move." Si Xingjian warned.

Quan Xiyu is struggling now, it's not a big deal if he falls, what if he hits Zai Zai?

Si Xingjian didn't expect Zai Zai to make trouble again at this time.

He looked down and saw Zai Zai twisting anxiously, and sighed helplessly.

He wants to win, isn't it because Zai Zai can have a good place to rest?Just seeing Zai Zai like this, he couldn't bear to see Zai Zai anxious, and wanted to give up.

But if he gave up halfway, wouldn't the previous few minutes be in vain?

While Si Xingjian was struggling, he felt Zai Zai skillfully put his head on his shoulders and slid it over the back of his neck, apparently aiming at Quan Xiyu.

Zai Zai seldom vomits, and never blows air, but now Zai Zai raised his head, facing Quan Xiyu, threateningly exhaled, and then made a "hissing" sound.

Quan Xiyu asked with a trembling voice: "It, it doesn't want to bite me, does it?"

He used to only know that the snake would stick to Si Xingjian, but he never knew that it would protect the owner.

This is too... enviable!

In fact, he is not the only one who is jealous——

[Scared to death, I thought the snake was going to bite people. ]

[This is too much trust in pets!There was no panic at all, and no hand was free to control the snake. ]

[Little fish, don't you think you are a little redundant? (dog head)]

[Is there really such a clingy calf?Or a blizzard? ]

[If my snake could be so clingy to me, I would be willing to be bitten. ]

[Snake raisers, who hasn't been bitten?Such a beautiful blizzard cow, even if it is not clingy, I am willing to be bitten. ]

……

Suddenly there are many second-level user barrages on the screen. These are pet crawling lovers who heard about a cute pet variety show with snakes in post bars or forums to support the scene. Such a well-behaved and clingy snake, I want to come and see it.

It turned out that they just wanted to form a group to steal the snake.

Si Xingjian wasn't sure if Zai Zai would bite people, after all, even he had been bitten by Zai Zai before - even though the skin wasn't even broken.

But Zai Zai was still young at that time, and he didn't know how to bite him hard. If he bites Quan Xiyu now, he can't guarantee it.

So Si Xingjian planned to give up, but before he let go, he caught a glimpse of Quan Xiyu reaching out to grab Zai Zai from the corner of his eye.

"Hey, you still want to bite me, isn't it too ungrateful?"

Si Xingjian frowned, afraid that Quan Xiyu might not be able to grasp the strength and make Zai Zai uncomfortable.

At any rate, Quan Xiyu had raised snakes for a while before, and he would not hit too lightly so that the snakes could still move, nor too heavy so that the snakes would feel pain.

It's just that Zai Zai doesn't like him, so he doesn't want to be touched by him, so he keeps struggling.

The belly of the snake twisted on the back of Si Xingjian's neck, making him feel a little itchy.He tilted his head slightly and said softly, "Come here."

Zai Zai really turned his head to face him.

Si Xingjian said to Quan Xiyu again: "You let go of Zai Zai first, and then I let go."

[How can there be a sense of déjà vu of exchanging hostages? ]

As soon as Si Xingjian finished speaking, he heard a "boom" on the other side, which was the sound of the female guest's feet landing on the ground.

Si Xingjian: Is there 5 minutes?

Now that the other party has conceded, he will make up for the initial time of carrying Quan Xiyu, so that the program team will not recognize the half a minute at the beginning.

So after Quan Xiyu let go of his hand, he persisted for another half a minute.

During this time, Zai Zai looked listless, hanging his head on his collarbone, and did not threaten Quan Xiyu anymore.

When the time came, Si Xingjian put Quan Xiyu down, blushing and breathing, and then went to coax Zai Zai.

[I beg the handsome guy not to cut his hair short, and go directly to the puppet crew to film! ]

[Bless us Yangou!Believers are willing to lose ten catties of meat! ]

[Have good looks, and boyfriend power!It's so suitable for the hero of an idol drama! ]

[The female star weighs less than a hundred, and she is also disliked for being heavy, so why not change to a male actor who can hug her. ]

[Speak in a low voice, not being able to hug is secondary, the key is being ugly. ]

[I'm not bragging, our Xiaoyu's weight is definitely equal to two female stars! ]

Passerby: Although, is this something worth showing off?

It is a bit of an exaggeration to say that Quan Xiyu weighs as much as two female celebrities, but he is thirty or forty catties heavier than Jiang Xue, which is definitely easy.

Moreover, it was obvious that Si Xingjian hadn't reached her limit, and she only stopped because of the pet's trouble.

So the director team announced that their group won.

Si Xingjian did not show the joy of victory, because this was completely expected.

He pulled out the angry cub, gently stroked the cub's head with his index finger, and comforted him softly: "Okay, isn't this to win you a big house to live in? I won't leave you to raise someone else .”

Zai Zai didn't understand, he only knew that his position had been vacated, so he put his whole body on Si Xingjian's body.

The slender body was directly wrapped around Si Xingjian's waist, as if locking his own prey.

[What a thin waist! ]

[Today we are all kings of Chu! ]

[This snake is really entangled. ]

Si Xingjian won, so naturally he chose his favorite house.

The last ones were two girls, and one of them was the girl who had the name of Quan Xiyu's fan.

The house left at the end is naturally relatively poor.

Anyone who wants to win the favor of the audience will definitely give up the house in a gentlemanly manner at this time, and let the two girls live there.

But Si Xingjian didn't have this idea at all—the house he won was for Zai Zai, so why give it up to others?

Some viewers have already started to say that he and Quan Xiyu are petty and selfish, and they are not condescending to women.

[The house that people worked so hard to win, why give it up to others?And our snake cubs are also very delicate, right? ]

[What's wrong with girls?Does she have as long hair as Brother Jane? ]

Sunspots or Madonnas of Generosity: How big is long hair?

Then they started to say "a man with long hair, male or female", "An amateur can be on the show, maybe he climbed into someone's bed", "A man is so white, a bitch"...

[The sour smell is about to overflow the screen. ]

[Laughing to death, is she a mother if she looks white?You are not a mother, can you hold a 1.8-meter-five strong man for 5 minutes? ]

[I'm afraid he added foreplay, not even five seconds. ]

[Caught off guard and got on the highway...]

[Top to stomach sister, is that you? ]

……

This kind of topic is easy to tear up, and they tear it all the way from the barrage to other platforms.

Not long after, those who provoked trouble or spoke ill of Si Xingjian found that some of their social accounts automatically posted some unfavorable content, such as screenshots of colleagues complaining about their boss in the small group, showing off their previous experience. The yellow-faced woman in the extramarital affairs family still doesn't know about it, and uses some indecent words to talk about the female leader...

These words were all chatted privately with their accounts or posted on anonymous forums, but now they have all been made public.

Some of these people thought they were being punished by hackers, and some thought they had encountered a supernatural event, so they didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore.Moreover, if the content they publish is seen by others, it is all kinds of troubles, and there is no time to be a keyboard warrior on the Internet.

Si Xingjian didn't pay attention to the audience's opinion, even if she saw it, she wouldn't pay attention to this kind of person.

Those things were all done by Lan Lan.

After the guests got the address of the house, they needed to move their positions, and the live broadcast was suspended.

Si Xingjian just learned from Quan Xiyu that the guests don't have to actually live in the houses they choose. The program team has prepared a caravan. If the guests think the accommodation conditions are not good, they can use the caravan.

Si Xingjian:? ? ?This is a reality show?Still live?

"I knew earlier..."

Quan Xiyu answered: "If you had known earlier, would you have given up the house?"

"No, I won't participate in those games." Si Xingjian suddenly felt that his previous actions were like a mental retardation.

"Why didn't you say it in advance?"

Quan Xiyu shrugged, "I thought you were trying to be strong and want to win the game."

Si Xingjian sneered back.

Since the reality show is not so real, then he doesn't have to be so serious.

The author has something to say:

Si Xingjian: Let's show off together! (bushi)