Immortal Venerable Cubs Manual II [Quick Transmigration]

When Si Xingjian came to the residence with Zai Zai and saw the two-story small western-style building, she felt that the previous efforts were worthwhile.

At least the house is roomier than the RV.

Before they entered the gate, they could see the situation in the yard through the iron fence: facing the gate, there was a road paved with green bricks, leading directly to the main room. This road divided the yard into two halves, and a vine was planted on one side. Grape vines covered half of the yard; on the other side, a persimmon tree, several roses, and a small vegetable field were planted.

Autumn is the harvest season. The persimmon trees are full of green and yellow persimmons, and there are several bunches of grapes on the vines.

Quan Xiyu nodded with satisfaction after looking at the courtyard, "That's right, even if the show crew doesn't give us food, we won't be hungry."

Si Xingjian was also very satisfied. He first walked around the entire house to understand the layout, and at the same time checked it himself to prevent any potential safety hazards before packing up his luggage.

For Zai Zai, this is a completely unfamiliar environment, but as long as Si Xingjian is around, Zai Zai will not feel uneasy.

They rested for nearly an hour, and it was time for the next live broadcast to start.

Of course, Si Xingjian didn't rest all the time during this period, after all, the purpose of his trip was not to record programs or play.After playing with Zai Zai for a while, he went to sort out the information he found earlier.

He is working on two prongs, one is Zhou Tianyu, and the people and information related to him, the real person in charge of that clubhouse and business contacts; the other is the strange things in the neighboring county.

This piece is like catching the two ends of a messy thread, and it is easy to sort out the general context.

When Quan Xiyu accidentally saw Si Xingjian's mark on the map, he said, "Is it so complicated? I thought you would know everything by pinching your fingers."

Si Xingjian's eyes seemed to look at a fool, "Did you learn nothing when you grew up in a Taoist temple?"

The so-called "calculation" also needs information support.

It's not about knowing the past of a specific person. There are many people involved and the information network is complicated. How can it be so easy to figure it out?

Moreover, it was just the beginning for him to find out.When a problem is found, it must be resolved.

This is not something he can solve alone.

If you want to ask the official to take action, he can't provide no evidence, just say "I figured it out", right?He doesn't want to be thought of as a psycho yet.

Si Xingjian wrote down the two addresses in his mind, and then deleted all the previous marks.

He planned to wait for the show to end before going over to investigate.

At twelve o'clock sharp, the rest of the guests ended, and the program began to prepare for recording again.

Si Xingjian put on the wheat and carried Zai Zai to the yard.

Because they lived in the largest house, they gathered in their yard.

Under the vines, there are tables and chairs. On the table are washed grapes, red wine, yogurt, fruit juice and other drinks. Several guests are sitting or standing, talking and laughing together, and cats and dogs are lying beside them.

The autumn sun is not so hot, and after passing through the vines, it becomes fine and mottled; the interlacing of light and shadow has a special beauty.

[It's so leisurely!I really want to go to a village to experience it. ]

[Wow, when the sun flashed just now, Xiaoyu seemed to have a rainbow on his face, so beautiful! ]

[The live broadcast of dinner has started again!Front Row Tip: Make sure you have something to eat! ]

[The hot pot is ready, ready to serve! ]

[Tomato Beef Brisket Rice! ]

[Braised beef noodles! ]

……

When Si Xingjian entered the camera, no one was reporting the names of the dishes on the bullet screen, and they were all replaced by rainbow farts——

[Does such beauty really exist in the world? ! ]

[Oh My God!It's like an elf! ]

[Help!He approached the camera step by step like this, it's too sharky!I can hardly breathe! ]

[I know I'm a little ky, but I really can't help it!Isn't this XX coming out of the comics? ]

[I directly: Hi, wife~]

[This is the mermaid prince!The skin is as white as cream, the hair is as thick as seaweed, and the appearance and temperament are absolutely perfect. ]

……

Because the temperature was a little high at noon, Si Xingjian took off his coat and only wore a shirt.

The smooth green shirt also seems to glow in the sun.This color is very picky, but Si Xingjian's skin is fair and his face is impeccable, on the contrary, his whiteness seems to be transparent, and there is a hint of strangeness in his desolate demeanor.

There is a white snake around his arm and shoulder, and a black cat is at his feet.

This kind of collocation makes people think of some mythical characters in minutes.

Si Xingjian glanced at Quan Xiyu who was shaking the red wine glass, raised her brows indistinctly, and then said lightly, "The "Dietary Instructions" says: Do not drink alcohol under the grape arbor."

"Huh?" Quan Xiyu was a little puzzled, "Why? Is there something special about it?"

Si Xingjian: "Prevent insect excrement from hurting people."

These grapes are grown by the owner's family to eat, and most of them don't know how to spray medicine.

Quan Xiyu: "..."

"You didn't make it up, did you?"

Quan Xiyu is a little reluctant to believe it. Is there a book called "Diet Tips"?The last time he told the story of the ruby, he was bluffing.

Si Xingjian didn't explain, just said: "Read more."

[Ha ha ha ha ha...]

[Good handsome guy, why do you have a mouth? ]

[It was like a heaven and man, but suddenly it became a sand sculpture. ]

[There is both a beautiful skin and an interesting soul, I love it! ]

[You superficial people!Does no one pay attention to what the dietary instructions are? ]

[Could it be some dietary taboos summed up by people? ]

["Diet Tips" is a book of Chinese medicine, more precisely, it is a monograph on health preservation that talks about dietary taboos. ]

[I went to look through this book of grandpa, and there is really this sentence...]

Quan Xiyu: Can you spit out the wine you drank just now?

It's fine if you don't know, but now that you know, no one wants to stay under the vine any longer.

The few girls are glad that they didn't drink any drinks because they want to control their weight and are afraid of getting dirty lipstick, otherwise it would be so embarrassing now.

The staff hurriedly moved the tables and chairs out and put them next to the rose flowers on the other side.

This time, no one hid in the shade of the persimmon tree.

Quan Xiyu asked, "Isn't it safe under the persimmon tree?"

Si Xingjian nodded, "It's easy to be hit by falling persimmons, and there are also spiny caterpillars."

"What is a spiny caterpillar?"

Si Xingjian replied: "The larvae of the moth have eight spikes on the body, which are poisonous. If people touch it, it will cause redness, swelling and itching of the skin. Allergies may cause dizziness and even life-threatening."

[We are called foreign hot peppers! ]

[We call it a grill here! ]

[I encountered it when I was stealing persimmons when I was a child, and my arms were swollen. ]

[How do you pick the persimmons? ]

Quan Xiyu also had the same question, "Is it so dangerous? I wanted to pick persimmons, but luckily I didn't find a ladder. How do I pick them? Do you wear gloves?"

Si Xingjian raised his chin and signaled Quan Xiyu to look at the wall over there, "Use a net bag."

A guest on the side interjected: "Is this persimmon not yet ripe? Watching TV, if the persimmon is ripe, the juice will flow when the bird pecks it."

Quan Xiyu: "Aren't they ripe yet? I think some of them are turning yellow. The persimmons I bought are crispy and turn yellow. You can eat them."

[Do the current stars have no common sense at all?Pick the persimmons and cover them. ]

[What does this have to do with being a star or not?Who knows if you haven't been in contact with these? ]

[You have common sense, do you know why the flowers are so red?Do you know why persimmons are astringent when they are not ripe? ]

Si Xingjian also felt that Quan Xiyu was quite ignorant and didn't even bother to explain.

Quan Xiyu, who didn't know that she was despised, smiled triumphantly: "Ha! You don't know, do you?"

"The persimmons are unripe just after being picked, and the taste will be astringent, because the soluble tannins contained in them have an astringent effect on the oral mucosa; warm water, alcohol, and ripe apples can be used to accelerate the ripening, which is the effect of ethylene."

"Also, this is a crisp persimmon, the tannin content is only 1/20 of ordinary persimmons, you can eat it after picking it off, and the taste will not be astringent."

[Give a knee to Xueba! ]

[I only know that raw persimmons are astringent, but I never thought about why they are astringent...]

[The one in front, do you know this common sense? ]

[At first I thought he might have been born in a rural area, so he would know about that, but it seems that he is purely knowledgeable, worship! ]

[Brother Jian looks very expensive, it doesn't look like it came from the countryside, does it? ]

[I didn't mean to say that the countryside is bad. ]

[It looks very expensive, what is the description of the devil?It was so damn fitting. ]

[That is to say, is there a possibility that he is a student of agriculture, but the persimmons that Bi She planted were stolen, and he could not graduate, so he could only rely on his face to make his debut. ]

[The farmer is crying! ]

[All the fish raised by my senior ran away because of too much rain this year. I was hahaha at the time, but after thinking about it, I am a senior this year...]

Quan Xiyu bowed in an exaggerated manner, expressing his respect, "I have improved my knowledge!"

Originally, Quan Xiyu just thought it was a novelty, and wanted to pick a persimmon by himself and taste it. Now that Si Xingjian had said so much, he wanted to taste the taste of this sweet persimmon.

So he picked a few persimmons with a net bag, washed them and brought them over on a fruit plate.

Quan Xiyu cut a persimmon into four pieces and asked Si Xingjian, "Do you want to eat it?"

Si Xingjian shook his head.

[Persimmon Ruyi! ]

[One persimmon for a lifetime! ]

[No way?Someone here too? ]

[It’s just a meme, don’t be so serious. ]

Si Xingjian didn't eat, but Zaizai leaned over with his head stretched out.

Even after becoming a snake, Zai Zai's love for sweets remains the same.

"You can't eat it." Si Xingjian took Zai Zai back.

Zai Zai was strangled by the throat of fate, unable to move, he could only gently peck the back of Si Xingjian's hand with his kiss scales.

[The cute snake is acting like a baby, so cute! ]

[I looked at my bull and snake, and I was sprayed all over the face just as I got close to it...]

[Is there really such a good snake?I do not believe! (cries loudly)]

Seeing Zai Zai acting like a baby, Si Xingjian slightly hooked her lower lip, her eyes were also full of smiles, but she didn't let go of her hand at all.

[This laughs!People are gone! ]

[This is too spoiled~]

[I want to wear a snake with my soul! ]

[I have a bold idea...]

Zai Zai had something he wanted to eat but couldn't, so he felt very sad, but Zai Zai couldn't cry like an ordinary baby to make adults satisfy his request, so he opened his mouth again and pointed at Si Xingjian bit down his finger.

Si Xingjian saw Zai Zai's intentions, but did not hide.

[Let’s just say, how could there be a snake that doesn’t bite? ]

[My God, is raising snakes so dangerous? ]

[Kiss in one second, bite in the next...]

[In front, isn’t your idea a little dangerous? ]

Si Xingjian let Snake Zaizai grind his teeth for a while, waiting for Zaizai to let go, then he stretched out his hand to the camera and showed it to the audience.

"My snake cub is very obedient and won't really bite. The snake's head is only this big and its teeth are very short. Even if it really bites, it probably won't hurt."

He explained that he didn't want anyone to scold his family.

Si Xingjian's fingers were slender and skinny, and there wasn't much flesh, so there wasn't even a small pit left on his fingers after being bitten by snake teeth.

[I'm not right!The moment I stretched out my hand, I also wanted to bite orz]

[Hands are so beautiful! ! ]

Quan Xiyu deliberately stretched out his empty left hand, tentatively swinging it slowly in front of Zai Zai's head.

Zai Zai turned his head back again, and lay quietly on Si Xingjian's shoulder.

[Self-disgrace belongs to yes. ]

[Could it be that this snake cub bites whoever it likes? ]

Si Xingjian lightly touched Zai Zai's head, and said in a restrained and a little shy tone: "My snake cub only clings to me, and I give it to kisses, and no one else will let me touch it."

[emmm, why do you have a sense of déjà vu of old fathers showing off their children? ]

[My niece called "Dad" first, and her dad responded like this...]

Because two guests were far away and hadn't arrived yet, they just chatted in the yard for a while.

After all the guests arrived, the program team lifted the cloth on the long table in the yard and announced the rules.

Quan Xiyu looked at the things on the table, and looked at Si Xingjian suspiciously—was he deliberately taking revenge on himself just now?