Immortal Venerable Cubs Manual II [Quick Transmigration]

What is placed on the table is nothing but ingredients, including seafood such as shrimp and crab.

According to the program group, this is the lunch of the guests. The rules are: the guests have to choose the ingredients, and use the ingredients to paint, and the elements in the painting must have the selected ingredients, so that these ingredients can be taken away.

But in fact, the guests were not forbidden to eat before, and many people came here only after they were full.

It's just a game.

Quan Xiyu looked at those hairy crabs, and felt that Si Xingjian was taking revenge on him for not informing the caravan in advance, so he deliberately let him eat persimmons, and he couldn't eat hairy crabs now.

Although he was not short of this bit of meat, he could only look at it and couldn't eat it, and felt uncomfortable.

"I definitely don't choose hairy crabs, I can't eat them anyway."

Quan Xiyu: If he can't eat it, then everyone should not eat it. It is absolutely impossible for him to watch Si Xingjian alone, or even bring a cat to eat.

Si Xingjian glanced at Quan Xiyu, and said, "It sounds like you will do it if you choose it."

Quan Xiyu: "..."

It makes sense, since he doesn't know how to cook, then there's no need for the other party to cheat him like this, just don't cook hairy crabs.

"Then why did you encourage me to eat persimmons?"

"Egging?" Si Xingjian asked back, "Isn't it what you want to eat?"

Quan Xiyu: "The client regrets it now! If I had known about the hairy crabs, I would not have eaten persimmons."

Si Xingjian thought for a while, and then explained: "There is no scientific basis for saying that persimmons cannot be eaten with crabs."

And even if Quan Xiyu ate those two bites of persimmons, it wouldn't affect anything.

"Really? Then I will choose hairy crabs?"

Si Xingjian: "It's useless if you choose."

"What?"

"Trouble, I don't want to do it."

It's not his cub, it's good to grab a meal once in a while, and it's a bit embarrassing to want to order food.

And his cubs can't eat it, if they can only smell it, it's too pitiful, so everyone just doesn't eat it.

[What do you mean by this, is it the beauty who cooks? ]

[It looks so good-looking, and it can cook!When can I have a man like this?Just be roommates! ]

[Yan Gou said that he only dared to admire such a beauty, and he didn't even have the heart to covet it. ]

The "selection" of ingredients mentioned by the program group is actually an implicit statement.

As soon as the director struck the gong, the guests ran to snatch it. Some snatched things that were convenient for painting, and some snatched what they wanted to eat.

Regardless of whether you eat or not in the end, the atmosphere will be raised anyway.

Si Xingjian waited for everyone to rob, and walked slowly over to pick up two string beans, half an eggplant, a green onion, some coriander, and a fish.

He looked at the miscellaneous ingredients that Quan Xiyu grabbed, and asked, "Draw separately?"

Quan Xiyu: "How can I do that? You only have this few ingredients, and I am so generous, so of course I want to share it with you?"

[I have never seen someone who said "thigh hugging" so fresh and refined. ]

Si Xingjian didn't care about such trivial matters, and pushed the fish towards Quan Xiyu, "Wash the fish."

"I wash?"

"Then why don't you come and draw?"

Quan Xiyu went to wash the fish resignedly.

Si Xingjian explained: "Wash with water and salt to clean the mucus on the surface of the fish, do not scrape the scales, let alone let the scales fall off."

[Hahaha and Xiyu~washing fish~]

[The homophonic stalk deducts money! ]

[How to draw with fish? ]

[Did I think too much?Deliberately use "fish". ]

If Si Xingjian saw this barrage, he would definitely reply, "It is true that you are overthinking", and he would pick up a fish, just because there are only a few ingredients left, and it is very easy to paint with fish.

While Quan Xiyu was washing the fish, Si Xingjian adjusted the paint.

He dried the fish, tidied it up again, dipped the eggplant in paint, and painted the fish.

[This is too much of a waste of food. ]

[I'm really convinced, why do people always say waste in front of art?Are you alive or wasting oxygen! ]

[so smart! ]

[After brushing the paint, just take the rice paper and stretch it. ]

[What's there to brag about?The ancients have long had this method of painting. ]

This is indeed not created by Si Xingjian, and he has no intention of using other people's achievements to show his creativity. He explained while doing it: "This is called Yutuo, and it has a history of more than 1000 years..."

After he finished drawing, he broke off the corner beans, intending to use the beans as a brush to add something else to the painting.

As a result, Zai Zai took advantage of his inattention, dipped some paint on the tip of his tail, and put his tail on the rice paper.

A corner of the rice paper suddenly stood vertically.

Si Xingjian pinched Zai Zai's tail, wiped it carefully with a pure cotton handkerchief, and said, "Don't make trouble."

[This is too spoiled! ]

[If my cat does this, even if the painting is not destroyed, my blood pressure will already go up. ]

Compared with an insignificant painting, Si Xingjian must be more worried that the paint will damage Zai Zai's skin.

Moreover, the painting has not been destroyed, it is just a trace, and there are remedial measures.

He wrote four words "every year is more than enough" on the trace left by Zai Zai, and added some decorations casually.

[Fuck, look at it! ]

[Is this written in beans? ! ]

[I am no longer ashamed to complain that the pen is not good. ]

[My mother asked me why I was on my knees looking at my phone...]

After Si Xingjian finished drawing, he could hand in the paper.

This painting has to be scored by the judges, and the guests can use kitchen utensils, seasonings, etc. if they are qualified.

Si Xingjian's work naturally passed the test, and then attracted the rest of the guests to follow suit, and started crab extension, shrimp extension, vegetable leaf extension...

Si Xingjian scraped the fish scales with gloves on, cleaned them up, sprinkled them with seasonings, and put them in the oven.

Where the camera couldn't see, most of the fish entered Lan Lan's stomach.

Si Xingjian didn't intend to show off his culinary skills and grab more shots. He simply finished his lunch and took Zai Zai to bask in the sun.

At this time, other guests were still busy cooking, and Si Xingjian was already sitting leisurely on the wicker chair on the balcony, enjoying the afternoon.

He drew the curtains halfway, and with his face in the shadows, he was flipping through a book casually.

Zai Zai nestled in his arms, enjoying the warm sunshine.

[So sweet! ]

[After watching the live broadcast for most of the day, I now have an urge to keep a snake. This kind of cold-blooded but gentle pet is too irresistible for you. ]

[A word of advice to those who have already entered the pit of climbing pets: Think twice before acting. ]

[Most snakes are not so clingy, you must understand before making a decision. ]

Si Xingjian didn't say a word, but the number of people in the live broadcast room was not small at all.

He belatedly asked: "Is it still live?"

The camera pans up and down.

"Go and shoot Quan Xiyu, I'll just rest here for a while, there's nothing to say."

It seems that Quan Xiyu went to rub other people's hairy crabs to prove for himself whether persimmons can be eaten with crabs, and Lan Lan, a greedy cat, also briefly abandoned Si Xingjian for a bite.

[No, I want to see Snake Snake sleep. ]

[I really slept with my eyes open~]

[How can there be such an anchor?To overtake the audience, bad reviews! ]

[It's what I want to see!No one wants to drive me away! ]

At this time, a staff member reminded: "Actually, there are still tasks from this afternoon to tomorrow afternoon. The rankings of each group will be compared. Would you like to start now?"

"Huh?" Si Xingjian took the task card and read it quickly, "I see."

Then he put the task card aside, and without disturbing Zai Zai, changed his posture and continued to read.

The staff and the audience in front of the screen: know what?

The staff had no choice but to remind again: "The task card should be shown to the audience."

Si Xingjian didn't bother to move, and just repeated the content on the card.

In fact, it is to let the guests earn money and donate it to organizations that take in stray animals, and see which group earns more money.

It's the last episode, and the program group plans to engage in some positive energy activities.

Staff: "Don't you choose to act first? Or do you have another plan?"

Si Xingjian nodded, "Of course there are other plans, but we can't say it now, otherwise it will be useless."

Others who heard his explanation only kept it secret because he was afraid of being copied by other guests.

However, Si Xingjian was just afraid that if he said it now, the program team would not admit it and perfect the rules.

That way, he won't be able to quibble... He probably won't be able to argue with reason.

The staff didn't know what kind of medicine he bought in the gourd, but they only thought he had other clever ideas, after all, this is a person who has "ghost ideas" from time to time.

Such an unexpected move has a variety show effect, and the staff has no reason to stop it, but they can't just film Si Xingjian and read a book like this.

The other guests all wanted to earn more shots for themselves, so that the audience would remember that this one is fine, hiding here to relax.

The planner discussed with the director, and arranged for Si Xing Jianxin to answer comments.