Three thousand congratulations

【1】

Honglian strolled on the streets of Edo, sometimes smiling and sometimes frowning. At this time, her heart was completely occupied by the guess brought by Gui's sentence "I want to take you to a place" a few days ago.

Where exactly?Well, it's not so much about the location as it is about his intentions.

"I thought the fateful love would never come." A poster posted in a nearby theater startled her.

"I hate it! I thought why the monster spoke out her heart!" The little red lotus woman seemed to be pretending, wait, could it be that what I have been looking forward to in my heart is a date?

When a man says to you "I want to take you somewhere" after that kind of physical contact, does it mean that the relationship is one step closer?

Hey, I haven't talked about a relationship that ended in death, it's really distressing...

What's more, the other party is a man who will make some strange moves.Honglian remembered that during the National Day a while ago, Gui brought a large yellow croaker weighing half a catty and delivered it to her door in a bamboo basket. Before she could say "I don't like fish" in distress, Gui He said with a smile all over his face: "Master Honglian, let's go and release life together!"

When they got to the river, Gui took out the yellow croaker, and Honglian was taken aback.

It's actually a salted fish? ?

"The shopkeeper told me to put it in fresh water." Gui said to her seriously.

That's not what it means to put it in fresh water! ! !Who would release raw salted fish in the river! ! !Guren almost screamed.Is this man serious?

Ten minutes later, the Chengguan stood in front of them, holding the salted fish in his hand.

"Pollution of water resources, fine."

That's right, that's why there will be a serious shortage of funds to fight the barbarians, and the reason why Gui wants to join the MLM organization.

It wouldn't be surprising if he took himself to some weird places.

But for some reason, when Gui invited him this time, his expression was a little strange.Honglian recalled the scene at that time, she had been lying down for a long time, and suddenly heard someone knocking on the window, she jumped up vigilantly, and at the same time pressed her hand on the knife beside the pillow.

"Lord Honglian, I'm here!"

"Mr. Gui? It's so late..."

Gui, who was dressed as a monk, pushed open the window, poked his head in and said apologetically, "I'm really sorry to disturb you so late, but can I ask if Lord Honglian is free this weekend?"

"have it."

"I want to take you somewhere, can I?"

His eyes flickered a few times, as if he was embarrassed to look directly at her.

"Can…"

"Then I'll wait for you below." Gui Yi slipped away and disappeared again.

Now that I think about it, showing up in the middle of the night and then leaving in a hurry, besides being shy, I am still shy! ! !

What to do, Gui wants to date her!After waiting for so long, the big progress finally came! ! !How about just hitting the base in one go?Drinking a little wine can be a matter of course, so what do you want to do with sweat medicine!

Wait, it seems that something illegal has happened again.calm down.

Damn, reason and logic can't help at all now, what should I do at this time?

The answer, of course, is to seek help from metaphysics!

【2】

In front of her is a tin can-like thing, which is the most popular divination robot in Edo. It is said that the accuracy of divination is as high as 98%.

"Press start, and you can tell the divination master what you want to divination." Guren read the instructions and pressed the start button.

"Miss, what do you want to count?" The machine made a serious voice.Honglian glanced at the crowd queuing behind in a low voice, and said softly: "Well... I want to test my latest love luck, it's best to know whether my latest love will go well~"

"Excuse me, have you started dating yet?"

"This...not yet..."

"Sorry, I can't measure things that don't exist."

"Eh? Hey, I spent 1000 yuan! You're kidding me!"

"Don't be impatient, let me show you the palmistry, please stretch out your hand."

Guren stretched out her hand unhappily.

"You had a failed love affair, which is still unforgettable to this day."

"Hey! So accurate!"

"The object of this love is also the opportunity of the last love."

"God damn sure...Master, quickly calculate the success rate of the next love for me!!"

"Please insert another coin."

Honglian dropped another 10 one-hundred-yuan coins.

"Results will be displayed, please press any key."

"Ah?" Accidentally pressed the voice playback button? ?Guren thought it shouldn't matter.

Then the robot read out the calculation results very loudly with a mechanical voice:

Your love physique is [reckless love supremacist]

I don't understand the other person's mood at all, and once I like it, I will keep my eyes closed and move forward.

"I can die for you."

"It's totally fine to live for you."

When this kind of words can be said at will, it will not be far from collapse.

"I've always had only you in my eyes."

"I just need you alone."

"so."

"You must never leave me."

"Stay with me all the time."

"Just look at me like this."

You seem to be obsessed with love accidents, but it is more reckless than the depth of love?

While dedicating everything to the other party as the love of this life without authorization, read the other party's heart carefully!

Don't become a woman who makes people feel heavy!

Finally, the success rate of your next relationship is 2%, pay attention to avoid things related to spoons, it will be beyond redemption!

"Ah? Why is this divination result so harsh?!" Honglian turned pale with shock, "The success rate is 2%?? This is equivalent to being sent to your door to be dumped... Wait, the correct rate of this machine is 98% and then this If the success rate is 2%, will it be the inaccurate 2%?"

Just when she was trying to use mathematical probability to calm her mood, the aunts who were queuing up at the side had already gathered their heads and said in a hurry: "Hey, this is the truth! When the other party is not in the state, if you already Showing the posture of being ready to have children with the other party for the rest of your life will scare them away!"

"That's right! Once the other party realizes that you plan to give everything for your relationship, it will feel heavy!"

"Yeah! You're the only one you're talking about, you'll be with me forever, you'll be scared gradually!"

"In the beginning, I just wanted a space for myself, but later on it doesn't matter if I have you or not. Once I get to that point, it won't be far from breaking up, right?"

"'I'm sorry, your love is too heavy, I can't breathe, so please let go' said such words with a victim's face."

"If you keep pestering, it will be regarded as a disaster. When we meet again in the future, maybe we will be pointed out and said, 'It's that woman who stalks, it's so scary'"

"You must not become a woman who makes people feel heavy! It will be super miserable!" An old lady said with wide eyes while holding her hand.

"I'm not...a heavy woman..." Guren said with a sad face.

"No, it's not..."

no, right?

I'm not the type of woman who's already thinking about what to name her third child before I even start dating...

Not at all…

woo woo woo...

But Yuri is a good name, isn't it?

【3】

that's all.Our protagonist Hongren Jiang, who has always felt that he is unlucky and inhumane, suddenly seems to understand something.

"If you put it this way...it's not that the current encounter has nothing to do with me..."

For the first time, she began to doubt the idea that "it's not me but the world that is wrong".

Then a certain part of her brain called "The Inferiority of Secondary School" temporarily short-circuited and no longer functioned.

congratulations.

She thought carefully at home all night. If this continues, she will definitely become a solitary mother-in-law with a weird temper in her later years. She is miserable and bedridden alone. When she recalls her lover when she was young, she wonders why the other party would abandon her. , and then shouted "Why, I don't understand! What did I do wrong!" before dying, it was only found several days after he died, and the tombstone said "heavy woman".

"No, no, no! I don't want to do this!"

She sat up from the bed, picked up the mirror and looked at her face.

This uncle is so young and beautiful, with a temperament that is unparalleled in swordsmanship. It can be said that he is a god who blocks and kills gods and Buddhas. How could he end up alone forever!

"Hmm...wait...that's a problem too?"

Since the meeting time is around dinner, there is still time.

Tomorrow, it would be better to honestly ask others what they think?

Well, it really has grown~

【Interviewer No. [-]】

Eh?Xiaolian?Of course our Xiaolian is good at everything~ she is smart, beautiful and brave~

Um?no compliments...

So... the only thing is probably... life is too hard?

Woooo...why is such a good child so miserable...

【Interviewer No. [-]】

Um?Not as a younger sister but as an ordinary woman?

Eh... the charm of being a woman is nothing to say~

What?heavy?

That's because their eyes are blind, don't listen to those people~

Oh by the way, wait give me a list of the people who are talking nonsense if you can?I won't do anything dangerous~

By the way, are you still with the owner of the master house?

Oh oh, then I'm relieved~ But why did the meeting in a while meet in such a place?

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Also, you don’t have to pay back the 100 million you owe me~ After all, we are siblings~

【3】

Make an appointment with interviewer No. [-] at the western restaurant by the square.

"Oh! Here!" Interviewer No. [-] waved his hand in the booth.

"You're already eating..." She sat down.

"It's rare for someone to treat you, of course you're welcome~"

"Actually, it doesn't matter if the order is more expensive..."

"No, Strawberry Parfait is enough~" He wiped his mouth, "So, what do you want to discuss with me?"

"It's not a discussion, I just want to ask you a question.

"If it's about getting back together... How about coming to my house tonight and discussing the long-term plan?"

"Not this, you think too much, and I will never go to your house..."

"Really..." He turned his head away, a trace of embarrassment flashed across his face.

"Today I want to ask you..." Facing this man, I really couldn't ask this kind of question, "Hmm..."

"Ok?"

"Does Yinsang think I'm a heavy woman?" After finishing speaking, she quickly waved her hand and said, "Hey... There is no other meaning, I just ask Yinsang because she knows me well... No need Don't worry, just tell the truth..."

"Uh... If you have to say it...it's heavy, right?"

"Eh, yeah..."

"And it's not just that..."

"Speak it out, it's okay, tell it all, please!" She took out a pen and paper.

"Sometimes I don't have a sense of humor, I can't even tell dirty jokes, I feel restrained...

"Woo, no sense of humor, restrained..."

"Then is it because of inexperience? Occasionally wanting to be a little intimate will be unnatural...

"Unnatural..." "Is there any more?"

"The biggest shortcoming... Write it down for me! It's old-fashioned!"

"Old-fashioned?"

"It doesn't look like a young girl at all, it's not open at all! XXPlay, XX style, XX, life and death, such new things should be brave to try! And occasionally take the initiative..."

"Hey...I said..."

"I'm not done yet..."

She tore off the paper from the notebook, crumpled it into a ball and threw it at Yinshi fiercely, "Bastard! I actually believe you seriously!"

"Violence! The biggest problem!!"

"Are you the one who deserves to be treated tenderly by the world? You XXOO-minded guy!"

"Which man is not like this!"

"Gui is not like you!"

"Wig? He...that's because he doesn't like you, so of course he looks sanctimonious, that guy~"

"It's not good for me?? What do you mean? Will anyone look down on me??"

"Where do you get your confidence?? It doesn't match your low-key personality??"

"No, I'm obviously the female character with the highest appearance in this article, and I have the halo of the protagonist, how can I not be his kind?"

"Hey, that's enough..."

"Isn't this the kind of Mary Suwen that every attractive male character will fall in love with the female lead?? Is Gui still a character that cannot be captured?"

"Hey, don't suddenly say something that is misleading..."

"Could it be that Mr. Gui doesn't like women??"

"Don't use your imagination!! Well~ Anyway, although the wigs are for women, their hobbies are really different from ours... I won't say much about this, you will know when you have the opportunity~"

"?"

The two sides were silent for a moment.Honglian finally couldn't bear it anymore and attacked.

"You are the only one who is still playing mystery with me! Look at the trick!"

"You make people feel very heavy like this!"

"Huh?! Really?"

"Hit so hard! This will kill people!"

"Okay ok, I'm putting it mildly...he likes mature types..."

"Mature?? OL"

"It's kind of like that... A little more maternal aura would be better..."

"Motherhood halo???" Honglian thought for a moment, "Mature woman? Queen?"

"You... know the jargon well... you're almost like a mature woman, but you still need to have an obvious temperament..."

"Aura? What kind?"

"Traditional, ladylike..."

"Hey... It's not attractive to look at the tsundere attributes of the second child..."

"Knowing that giving up is a good thing, give up quickly~"

"Who said I would give up too!"

"Hey, that level is impossible, right? Your age and experience are right there!"

"Noting is impossible!"

Seeing her leaving figure full of energy, Yinshi was stunned for a long time before he could react.

"You haven't paid yet, Hun Dan..."

"Forget it, I tricked you too, let's even it out."

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In order to celebrate Qingming Festival (what am I talking about...), there will be another update in two days~