[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

There is no sex toy store in Konoha. I bought some ropes and gags at the ninja store. Of course, Junmaro paid for them.

When I got home (Kimaro’s home), I lay on the tatami mat, ate potato chips and watched TV, laughed, and then threw the sooner or later bag of potato chips directly on the tatami, and Kimaro cleaned it up.

It's time to eat, Jun Ma Lu asked me to go out to buy vegetables together, and then he went home to cook, I waited to eat, and he cleaned up the dishes after eating.

He washed my clothes, including underwear, and of course he bought the clothes.

At night, we slept on the same bed at my request, and when he couldn't fall asleep, he told me what he had seen and heard over the past few years, and patted me to sleep.

What the hell is surveillance? It's simply an all-round nanny.

Because of this meticulous care, the things I bought at the ninja shop have been left useless!This is too embarrassing!

What, you ask me why Dior is okay, nonsense, the pure boy and the bitch who poisoned me are not on the same level, okay?

On the other hand, Jun Ma Lu looks forward to it every night. Every time I come out of the shower, he sits on the bed, his serious face flushed.

Can't do it!I can't do anything to such a pure boy!

Then one day, Kimaro told me that these ninjas were going to have dinner at a barbecue restaurant, hoping to bring me along.

"Let's talk about it, why are you blushing..."

"It's more formal to bring you to meet friends."

"Oh? I don't know how to dress up. I can wear whatever I want that day."

Then I went to the yakiniku restaurant with Kimomaro wearing beach pants and big vest slippers that day.

As soon as I entered, there was a surprised cheer from inside. There was a big table in the private room of the party, and there was a circle of people around it. They were all faces I used to be familiar with. Naruto was also inside, as well as those more important supporting roles. them.

"Oh, Junmaro is here! Come here, sit here!" Girl A.

"Who is that next to Junma Lu? The new boy?" Girl B, are you blind?

Then Jun Malu took me to sit next to a boy with braids and small eyes. Seeing us sitting together, he muttered: "It's really troublesome."

Jun Malu introduced: "She is Bi, my girlfriend."

I almost choked on my own saliva.

A girl with pink hair and flat chest ran over and looked at me: "Eh? So Junmaro likes this type?!"

"No, I've always liked her all the time."

"No way! So infatuated! Even more handsome!" The golden ponytail with Fenmao said in surprise: "No way, this is the person Kaguya-kun likes in the legend, right?"

"Ah."

At this time, I coughed: "cough cough cough cough cough cough."

He gave me a glass of water: "Is your throat uncomfortable? Drink more water."

"Wait, this is a party, no wine? Get me some wine." For me, a party without alcohol is like going to a buffet without meat.

Then I saw the lazy boy with the braid next to me and a boy with a dog whispering, looking up at me from time to time, I looked at the braid in doubt, it looked familiar, this person, ah, yes, he is that Shikamaru who used to avoid me when he saw me, this guy is crazy.

Suddenly a boy with thick eyebrows and wearing a onesie uttered, "Well, have you ever stuffed a phone receiver with chili sauce into someone's ass and crushed his balls?" His voice It was very big, it was just shouted out, all the boys were quiet, the girls stopped chatting, the air was completely quiet, and after a long time, Uzumaki Naruto also faltered and began to say: "That, in fact, the beep used to be very loud. Weird has followed me, and I've seen her steal manhole covers from all the sewers in the school."

There was another silence.

Uzumaki Naruto, you're fucking crazy!

"So it was she who did it..."

"Huh? Why did you steal the manhole cover?"

"Now that I think about it, she once brought a few seniors to collect protection fees from the lower grades."

"No, why didn't I!?"

"What don't you have? Don't you all?! Is it just me? Hey, why do you only grab me?"

Isn't it, is this some kind of strange sex conference? All of a sudden, all the fingers are pointed at me.

I looked at Jun Ma Lu, he glanced at me, stretched out his hand and patted me, and said in a low voice, "Come on."

etc!Could it be that this gathering was actually a trap for the two of them?A trap for me?No wonder there are so many people here. Jun Malu was once plotted against. Although he is beautiful, I really don't believe him.

Instantly wanted to break the jar, if that’s the case, let’s hurt each other, I coughed and said: "Okay, what you said is true, so how about it, how about I play with you until dawn? I can Accept group P, right here?"

The people in the room became even more silent when they heard my words. Jun Malu stretched out his hand and tugged at my arm, and gave me a dissatisfied wink. I understood, ran to the door of the private room and called the waiter to order five bottles of beer, and one for myself While drinking and eating barbecue, the atmosphere instantly became active again.

"You can't drink, you're underage," Jun Malu snatched my other wine bottle, and said nothing to let me drink it.

I snorted, took out a pack of white powder from my arms, spread it on the table, folded the napkin into a straw shape in the eyes of the people around me, poked it in my nose and inhaled the powder violently.

"What is this?" he asked me.

"Now I feel supperhigh!! Yoho!" I was so excited that I wanted to strip naked and run naked. Haruno Sakura, who has a little research in medicine, suddenly recognized what the hell that powder was. She came over to reprimand me and wanted to take her away. , I wanted to protect her at first, but I didn't expect her to be so powerful, I couldn't grab her at all!

"Let's all come to fuxk together! Whoever comes first, I will fuck you!" I took off the vest to reveal the sports bra inside, and threw the clothes with my right hand on the head of a boy with short hair who kept smiling and pale face. I walked over and pulled Thinking of him: "It seems Ming Zuo let me choose you."

"Kunmaro, stop her quickly!! This woman is crazy!" Kiba hugged Akamaru and shouted.

"Bone veins!"

"Don't make big moves! Naruto! Naruto!"

So the girls in the room and Junmaro started to catch me, and after a while Naruto and Rocklee also joined in, but do you really think I'm so easy to catch!Naive, so naive!I even took off my pants and ran out of the izakaya singing in my underwear.

A certain idea suddenly came up in my heart, so I ran to a grocery store selling small firecrackers to grab a bunch of firecrackers, and avoided other people's search, fumbled to find a manhole cover, lit the firecrackers and threw them directly into it.

"Boss! Have you ever seen a woman wearing only underwear!"

"I see, she came to me to grab a bunch of firecrackers and ran away. Do you know her? Pay her the bill."

Suddenly, there was a loud noise in the night sky. With a loud bang, everyone started to run to the place where the sound came from, and saw the woman who threw firecrackers into the manhole cover and blew up the sewer, and crawled out of the sewer. A monster that is full of stench and moves, and every time it moves, black soft lumps on its body will fall down (suspected feces).

The woman turned around and yelled: "Fucking shit monster! Why are you here?! Hey, I leave it to you ninjas! If you don't kill this guy, he will flood the entire Konoha with a tsunami-like shit!"

I, beep, how could I have thought that I would meet this disgusting thing in this world, and what is even more disgusting, this thing seems to have become stronger, and it is useless to use a double to crush him! ! !

I remembered the fear of the Binsheng Hospital being flooded with feces.

But it's too late!The shit monster used his ability, and the manholes were covered in a blowout mode, and the ejected things gathered together, and a huge black-brown tsunami appeared in this street. He and Konoha were overwhelmed by this disgusting thing.

"Help! I accidentally ate it in my mouth just now!"

"Just treat it... just treat it as if you accidentally ate mud..."

"How could it be the same!!"

Why did the shit monster come to this world?Is it related to the system?I couldn't think too much, and saw a few small heads wriggling out of the black pulp around the shit monster, pronouncing German, and sticking out a fist from it.

I am Cao Nima, Nazi baby!

At this moment, Jun Ma Lu found me, frowning, he lifted me out of the shit, and stood on the huge white bone he had transformed with blood.

Then I saw a group of ninjas attacking the Nazi babies from above, but they were unharmed and still screaming.

"Hey, beep, what's going on!" Naruto and his companions rushed over, and Junmaro conjured up some bones, and I calmly said, "Well, it's a Nazi baby or something, kill it!" They need an abortion operation! The group of ninjas below are very dangerous, and the group of bastards want to parasitize the mother. Both men and women will be pregnant. I have had an abortion operation. Go to the hospital and get a set of gynecologist surgical gowns! There will be attacks Bonus effect! Abortion tools are sure to kill them!"

Fearing that they would not believe me, I said to Naruto: "Please trust me, Naruto."

Naruto believed me, and the others also chose to believe.

Told them how to beat babies, I pulled out my Valkyrie sword and jumped from above to the shit below, yelling, "I'm here for you bitch/bitch/raise/, I'm going to beat you this time! "

Then there was a small gap in the center of Shit Monster's body, and a fat black mother walked out of it. Her face was full of tears, her makeup was all over, and she whispered, "Help me."

Junmaro, who was waiting in the air, was trapped by shit, and he couldn't use Chakra and Xueji.

Then she pushed her lower body forward and made a woman's voice: "Are you the one who offended the boss? Sorry, we're going to kill you and take your head back."

"Shh! Luis, don't steal my lines, it's good that the woman is behind the man! I've been thinking about the opening line for a long time, but now you've messed it up!" It was replaced by a man's voice again.

I asked suspiciously: "Huh? Is it the villain in your pocket? Or is it you talking ventriloquism again, aunt?"

The black aunt quickly shook her head: "No, it's not me! It's my cunt and chrysanthemum!! Woooooooooooo!!!"

"Yes, it's us. We, male and female, haven't come out to hang out for a long time, probably since we got married, dear, can you tell me why you shrink back when you look at that little girl?"

"Because of the itch, I scratch myself."

Her vagina and chrysanthemum... can actually talk! ! ! !The ninjas around saw this scene with blank eyes.

I said to the group of ninjas: "Go to the hospital to find Naruto, and use gynecological tools to attack babies to be effective. There are so many of them here, and there must be more in other places! Go! Leave this to me!"

They listened to my words and went to find Naruto. After a while, the Fifth Hokage Senju Tsunade came, but she was instantly trapped by the shit monster just like Junmaro. A man's voice came out: "Don't move."

"WTF, honey, why is your voice so loud! It scares me!"

"So you want to cry? Clean yourself up by the way."

"Oh! Fifth Hokage! She is poor like me, and she is also very lonely! Hans, why can't you let her go." The black aunt's Yin O, she said that she is a lady, and her name is Louis.

Senju Tsunade was shocked by this scene, and turned to look at me, "What's going on, I can't use my strength anymore, and that woman can actually talk!!" Just after Tsunade finished speaking, the black aunt from The shit monster came out, and with a bang, an invisible bullet pierced Tsunade's shoulder.

"Didn't I say it! Don't allow it! Have you spoken! You! Yes! Hostage!!!"

"Hans, how did you become like this! Didn't you say you'd stop yelling!? We just need to kill Beep and take her away!"

"Shut up you bitch! Do you know that your pubic lice always make me very uncomfortable! Fuxk! I really want to kill you too!"

"How many times have I said this is out of my control at all, I don't even have hands! And they are refugees who escaped from the hair, can't you be a little sympathetic?!"

"fuxkyou Louis, I'm so irritated by pubic lice right now! You haven't showered in days!! Disgusting!"

"Oh?! Is that so? You are fine. When we first met, you said I was the love of your life. Now you dislike me because I have something growing in my hair. What do you like? I like the one on the opposite side who only wears underwear A little girl with shit all over her panties? Believe it or not, I'm going to die right now!! I will do what I say!!"

Then the black aunt's crotch suddenly bulged, and a /gun/ came out from the zipper, and the /gun/ mouth was facing OO.

So there was an internal strife between the couple?

"WTF Luis what are you doing!? Put that down, I don't dislike you, you are still the love of my life, remember that time we went to the beach, you looked so beautiful."

"Yeah, when I was crying with OO in my mouth, you wiped my tears, and then we were both loved by Rachel, she and her boyfriends, now I can't cry anymore, it's all Because Rachel! She's all about work! She never thinks about my feelings! It's okay to give me a toy to play with sometimes!"

The black aunt was puzzled, "What?"

"Shut up, Rachel! Do you know how lonely I have been since you divorced! No, you don't understand, you only have yourself in your heart, and Senju Tsunade over there, treat your OO well Is there any?"

Tsunade's face was flushed with anger, he couldn't move or use chakra, and he could only be trapped in the disgusting thing and listen to these ghosts talking nonsense, it's really infuriating!

"Death is life, see you in heaven, my love, Hans."

There was a bang, and Yin O did not move again.

"Louis!!!! no!!!!" Hans roared miserably.

"Okay, you win, you win everything, it doesn't matter what you want to do with this disgusting shit, it's easy to beat without our control, and you know how to kill those babies, I I'm going to follow Louis too."

I hurriedly stopped: "Wait! How did you come to this world!? Who told you to come?"

"You are the key to open the dimension. Our boss killed you because of personal grudges."

The /gun/ went off again, and Hans stopped talking.

The black aunt named Rachel looked confused, and I also looked confused. Tsunade broke free from the cage of the shit monster in an instant, and Kimomaro also came out of it. I saw the shit monster's head began to swell. Tsunade and Junmaro ran quickly, and sure enough, the thing exploded, and a bunch of mice with human dicks appeared inside.

This TM is actually a B-grade horror movie with the same name as Naruto.

Tsunade used his strange power, Junmaro also used ninjutsu, and I reached out to stop him.

Tsunade asked me suspiciously, why?

"That group of mice has special genes. If you implant a certain part of the human body into them, that part will grow from the back. It's very precious. Don't you want to keep it?"

Tsunade hesitated for a moment, and agreed, "Although I don't know how you know, but please have a meeting with me after this matter is over."

When there is a meeting, I know it is a meeting. If it doesn’t work, I will run away.

The Nazi babies are almost wiped out, but there are still a bunch of unlucky recruits. Haruno Sakura and other medical ninjas perform abortions on them day and night, and after they come out, they say that they don’t want children in the next ten years. After the birth, Haruno Sakura was about to rest when another batch of hairless rats with a disharmonious organ were sent from above.

Life is so malicious, isn't it.

Princess Junmaro carried me back home, I took a shower, and packed my things behind his back, but suddenly remembered that the day I ate ramen, Naruto told me how hard it was for Junmaro to be alone.

Let's take a look at Hokage, anyway, I can't stop me if I want to go.

I came to Hokage's office again, this time alone, the cleaning outside is almost done, the ninja's water escape is really convenient, there are only me and Tsunade in the room.

She asked me what was going on, so I told about the things about me, Kaguya Hime, and Yuyi Yucun, and how to defeat Kaguya Hime together.

"That's right, I am Otsutsuki's younger sister in this world," haven't you heard the legend about me?

"Kaguya Hime and her younger sister are good and evil, but..."

"With all due respect, you don't look like a good person."

The author has something to say: I don’t know what I’m writing, I feel like my eyes are blurred, and I’m a little crazy