[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

The villagers of Muye Village hope that Hokage-sama can give him an explanation. He was caught off guard at night and was drowned in feces. After eating several mouthfuls, he was accidentally entangled by strange babies. Some male ninjas and female ninjas became pregnant for no reason. With a big belly waiting in line for an abortion at the gate of Konoha Hospital, who the hell can bear this, and who is the culprit!Find out!

The kages from other countries heard that this kind of thing happened to Konoha overnight, and they were a little bit ready to move. Only Gaara Kazekage of Sand Ninja Village in the Land of Wind extended a helping hand and unconditionally helped Konoha.

All the men, women and children in Muye Village stopped their work and worked together to remove those dirty things. They were everywhere, and the forest of death and the more remote places on the side of the comfort monument were also stuck. When did this shit end? ah!

Someone suggested: "Wouldn't it be better to flush these things down the sewer with a water escape!"

Then he was refuted: "This thing just came out of the sewer, do you want to do it again!"

Temari from Sand Ninja Village said that it can be buried with sand and then shoveled into the forest, and it can also be used as fertilizer.

Everyone knocked on the table, this is good!

Then after I came out from Senju Tsunade, Kimomaro watched me 24 hours a day, he watched me wherever I went, and the packed luggage was opened and put back in place.

I don't know who betrayed me, telling other ninjas that it was all because of me, and I was besieged to ask for an explanation. I am also very desperate!

"I just threw firecrackers into the manhole cover, who knew it would turn out like this! I won't lose money!"

Some people didn't believe it at all, and insisted on making me lose money, I would never bow my head and apologize, but Jun Malu apologized to everyone for me, I stopped him: "What are you doing, what has it to do with you!" The villagers on the opposite side The aggressive look annoyed me, and I kept taking off my shirt and wearing only my underwear and splashing shit on those ninjas with my hands.

I shouted: "Water escape, the art of great gold!"

The group of ninjas dodged, dissatisfied with my attitude, and wanted to show me some color. When they were talking a lot, I manipulated the double to press their heads into the pile of shit.

At this time, Naruto Uzumaki rushed over because he felt the dispute. What he saw was Junmaro and I and a group of ninjas pressing each other's heads into the pile of shit. It was very harmonious, and the masses of the people reached a unity.

In just a few days, I helped Konoha villagers clean up the mess every day. Suddenly, there was news from Tukage and Mizukage, saying that there appeared babies suspected of appearing in Konoha's description, and some ninjas were inexplicably pregnant. .

Did I wipe it clean?It's over, what are these ninjas doing, can't catch all the babies?There are so many of them, I don't want to fight to the death with these little bastards...

I left Konoha quietly. Those Nazi babies seem to have the tendency to harm the whole world. If there is a big trouble in the future, it will be bad if everyone points the signs at me. It’s better to leave quickly. Before the world is destroyed Hurry up and find out how to go back to the original world. After the system has no audio, those abilities that sent me will be useless!Except for the sword of the Valkyrie that the system specially sent to bind me, the brown note is as if it has never been in this world. It hurts my heart to lose such an easy-to-use ability. Jun Ma Lu wants to be with me Go, refused him but followed me secretly behind me.

"The path I'm taking is something you can't bear, go back, that's your world, and I don't really want to go, I'm just going to visit relatives."

He refused to listen, this time between Konoha and me, he chose me, according to what he said, "I have become stronger, and I don't want to see you drift away from me and leave me. "

If you want to visit relatives, how can you not go to the Akatsuki organization, and my little nephew who likes to make trouble seems to be in it, Jun Malu and I went around to inquire about the whereabouts of the Akatsuki organization headquarters, and finally one day, we met a man named Jiao at the teahouse. A man from Du, he said that if you give him enough money, he will take us there. If you have money, you can do things easily. I gave him a piece of gold the size of a fist, and he knelt down to me, and said seriously: "Master, you have Whatever orders and requirements you ask, just order!"

I helped him up, and said earnestly: "Nothing, it's just that there is a relative in the family who heard that he works for you. He has a serious second-degree illness and is very Oedipus. He seems to be a little mentally retarded. As his family, he really cares for that child. worry about the future."

He thanked Dade for leading me to the Akatsuki organization base, and asked Nagato, "Someone is here to visit relatives, do you see if we have such a person here?"

"Huh? Visiting relatives? What's the name of the person you want to meet?"

"Darkness."

Ah Fei, who was wandering beside him, fell down.

Xiao Nan beside Nagato said: "We only have people who are called Jue here, and there is no one called Hei Jue. You have found the wrong person."

Then I told about my affair with Kaguya Hime and Heijue.

The more Nagato listened, the more he felt that something was wrong, but A Fei on the opposite side was about to explode. Why did the words become more and more familiar? It was still such an important matter, so he couldn't bear to rush over and asked me: "What do you mean Heijue? ?”

"Huh? Kaguya Ji's youngest son, what's wrong with her will? Do you know him? Oh, you are his good friend~"

Let's go to a good friend of NM, he now wants to clarify the matter of Hei Ze.

Then Heijue came out by itself.

This cheating bastard is the first thing I saw when I first came to this world. Is it really my little nephew who likes to make trouble?I went up and grabbed Hei's ear, "Aren't you so old that you can't leave your mother?! Apologize to those who have been tricked by you, go from now on, I will watch you, let you taste To the love and care of your parents!"

He was cowardly.

It is precisely because of being born as Kaguya Hime's will that she can realize Kaguya Hime's love for this younger sister. The curse mark placed by her mother in her body is another way to summon her mother. The two sisters are regarded as Bound together, as long as the aunt is willing, the mother can come down from the moon!Uchiha Madara?Eye of the Moon can be used as a spare tire.

Hei Ze bowed to Nagato: "I'm sorry I quit, and Obito, Moon Eye is a lie, in fact, it is to revive my mother Kaguya Hime, now I have a more convenient method, you Now go do whatever you like."

Ah Fei, who was called Obito Uchiha, was stunned for a moment, and then he realized what he had heard, with a look of disbelief, not even caring about his identity being exposed, and attacked Heijue, attacking like crazy .

Nagato Xiaonanjiaodu: It seems that I know something very important.

Heijue dodged the attack, the other members of Akatsuki were attracted by the sound of fighting, Heijue kept running towards me, didn't he want to kill me!If you want to die, you will die yourself!

Obito saw that he couldn't attack Heijue, so he used Dirty Reincarnation and summoned Uchiha Madara. Uchiha Madara was still proud. He was still happy after being summoned. I didn't expect Obito to complete the plan so soon. Then what came into view was the sympathetic face of a white-haired woman, Obito lying on the ground with a ferocious face and crying, and Hei Ze kneeling on the ground. Is it not my will to be black? Why do you kneel?Why do I have an ominous premonition.

"Apologize to me, you, you actually deceived such a beautiful man, don't you know that such a man is a treasure of the world and needs everyone to love, I will sue Kaguya Ji when I see you again, do you think you and I Who does Ye Ji love more, apologize to me quickly."

"Uchiha Madara, I'm sorry, it's not your will that I am black, I lied to you, the Moon Eye is actually a ceremony for my mother Kaguya Hime to return here, and the stone slab of the Uchiha Shrine was tampered with by me , you were cheated and I apologize to you, Auntie, do you think this is okay?"

Uchiha Madara listened in bewilderment, the more he listened, the higher his blood pressure, well, now that he is in a filthy body, there is no such thing as blood pressure, but he is very angry! !

Then Heijue, in order to protect himself, also told how Uchiha Madara used Obito. The members of Akatsuki gathered in a circle to watch the excitement, and commented from time to time, "It's really too much, um," "So it's about pursuing dreams. It’s all unrealistic, and the puppet is eternal.” “It’s good that everyone believes in the evil god together!” Uchiha Itachi was speechless in his heart, could this be regarded as unknowingly saving the world from a major crisis?I don't want people like Sasuke and A Fei to take advantage of them.

Kakudo doubts life, it turns out that A Fei is not Uchiha Madara! ?That was the real thing, and seeing that face again made my stomach twitch.

Obito got up and attacked Uchiha Madara with a ferocious face, regardless of whether there were any spells in his body, he made himself so miserable, in order to use himself to set up a game step by step, let Lin die, let Kaka, who should be a great hero Xi's muddled life is not at all what a hero should be. He killed his teacher and his wife with his own hands, which is a heinous crime!A trash like myself is not qualified to continue living in this world, he might as well die!

I think the two men are going to join hands to tear up the black and white. Is this okay?He immediately stopped Obito: "I know Konoha's Hatake Kakashi, and he said he likes you."

Sure enough, Obito stopped after hearing me say this, and asked angrily, "Are you insulting me? Or are you insulting Kakashi?"

I decided to spread rumors: "It's true, actually I like to spy on him, you know he is good-looking, but one day when I peeked at him in the shower, I found him shouting 'bring soil, bring soil' while flying the plane. "

Obito's face was covered with veins immediately, but he still said in a calm tone: "Kakashi is not that kind of person."

"What kind of person? Someone who can't masturbate? People can shit and fart. Don't say that in your mind Kakashi is a person who can't shit and fart. It's so perfect. I'll give you a grave 18 Years of rain or shine and still living like you, what a great friendship!"

"You shut up, you shut up!" Obito gave up attacking Uchiha Madara and started attacking me instead.

"Come on, Junmaro."

Junmaro blocked Obito's attack, and I continued: "Because of his love for you, he found Naruto who was very similar to you, and every time he looked at Naruto with a face of love, saying 'You It really looks like him', you really committed a crime, let him be a widow."

After the woman finished saying this, Obito clearly heard the people around him start to mutter again.

"So the first technician Konoha is gay, um," Deidara said.

"If you like it, then make it a puppet," said Xie.

"It's simply a crime, but these will disappear after believing in the evil god," Fei Duan said.

Kakuzu: "Itachi, didn't you have a good relationship with that Kakashi before? Did he say anything about A Fei?"

Uchiha Itachi: ".......It means that the friend who saved me will always be my hero," he said, not knowing what to say.

Xiaonan: "Since I've said that, it's really a little..."

Obito waved his hands excitedly: "This woman is lying! How could I like Kakashi's big trash! We are all men!"

I couldn't stand it anymore, and sighed: "Okay, don't struggle anymore, okay, okay, you are right, I will give you 18 years to go to your grave, you are my eyes and live like you, it's all about taking advantage of the situation Ritual, ceremonial visit to the grave, okay, is this okay?"

At this time Uchiha Madara said: "Since Xianji, you don't want to live anymore, then activate reincarnation to resurrect me now, anyway, you don't want to live anymore, just resurrect me, I haven't lived enough yet."

"I don't! Don't always talk about me! There is an unclear relationship between Uchiha Madara and the first Hokage Senjuju! I saw it when I got the memory! This old man likes the first Hokage !" After Obito said this, the whole space became quiet again, and Akatsuki's team members began to gossip again.

"Uchiha Madara actually has a crush on the first generation of Hokage!? This is a fake world!" Kakuzu growled.

I don't know if Uchiha Obito is like a broken pot, and he used the dirty soil to reincarnate to summon the first generation of Naruto Senjubashima.

Nagato: "You can go outside, the headquarters of the Akatsuki organization is not the place for you to do this kind of thing." But everyone didn't want to miss this annual drama, so they didn't listen.

Senju Hashima came out of the coffin, the first thing he saw was a man wearing a whirlpool mask, and then... Madara!

"The first generation of Hokage! Uchiha Madara has unspeakable thoughts for you!"

"Xianji, you are talking nonsense! Hashirama and I are irreplaceable each other, how can it be said to be unspeakable!" Uchiha Madara retorted: "If this is the case, then I will go to Konoha!"

"Don't go!! I summoned you, where do you want to go!?"

"Heh, of course I'm looking for your good friend who has been visiting the grave for 18 years."

"Madara! Are you willing to forgive me! I didn't expect you to think so, I'm really happy, so let's go together!"

Xiaozhong: The big show of the year!The scene is almost out of control!

Junmaro and I found the opportunity to sneak away with Hei Ze, but were caught by Uchiha Madara and Senju Zhuma. Uchiha Obito used his ability to go ahead of the two of them and make preparations. Got it, maybe I don't want Uchiha Madara to spread rumors about him and Kakashi?

"Woman, who are you? Is the boy next to him from the Taketori clan? I haven't seen him for a long time."

I wanted to open my mouth to answer Madara Uchiha, but Hei Ze behind him said first: "It's none of your business, you, as a chess piece, can you know the identity of God?"

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I didn't shy away from it, and said directly: "I am Kaguya Ji's younger sister, and the aunt of the Sage of the Six Paths. I have encountered a problem and need Kaguya Ji's help, because your Uchiha is so beautiful, and my little nephew is ugly. If you don’t have self-knowledge, I will help you.”

"One more thing...it's serious, I accidentally brought here a Nazi baby from another world...the world will probably be destroyed soon..."

The author has something to say: Naruto's main plot was broken into Resident Evil by me.

Having said that, I went to the grave for 18 years and lived like you to see the future for you. The combination of this kind of thing is really like a love story. Really, this article will have BL cp, Sasuke and Naruto will be together, kneel down and breathe you I’m the only one, I’m too gay, beware, in my eyes, this kind of relationship is not friendship, if the friends who read my article have this kind of friend, you should hurry up and get together... ..