[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

"Now the only one who can prevent the tragedy that happened in the world of ninja is Kaguya Hime! But I need help, first generation and Uchiha Madara will help me!"

After listening to what I said, Uchiha Madara replied to me calmly: "Do you think you will help anyone in the Otsutsuki family after I have been cheated? And I have died long ago, and the world of living people has nothing to do with me. "

And Senju Zhuma was very willing to help, and said to Uchiha Madara: "Madara, in this world, Konoha is the hard work of the two of us. Since something like this happened, you will definitely not sit idly by, after all You are such a gentle person."

Jun Ma Lu next to him, Hei Jue: Gentle? ? ? .jpg

"It's your Konoha, not mine. We'll be fine after you cut me. My dream has been shattered. Now Konoha is just your dream."

"Sure enough, do you still blame me? I know that I have done something that you cannot forgive... You have always been my revelation, and this will never change."

Hey, isn't it, what that Uchiha Obito said is true?Apocalypse, I'm not mistaken, this is a romance movie.

"Since the first generation has agreed, let's proceed according to my plan. The matter of Kaguya Hime will be done later, but the group of Nazi/Zi bastards must be dealt with before."

"I Uchiha Madara didn't agree."

"Then first, we need to find the fire country daimyo, Junmaro, you disguise yourself as a blonde beauty, and I pretend to be a group of funny entertainers with the first generation Uchiha Madara, and we go to the performance to see you off," I ignored Uchiha Madara's words and began to elaborate My plan: "Heijue, go and watch Obito, don't let him cause trouble, after these things are over, you have to kneel down and apologize to everyone who has been tricked by you, even if you run away, I will catch you back of."

Black Jue: "........"

Jun Malu: "Why am I dressed as a woman again?"

"Which of the two do you think is suitable for women's clothing?"

You are a woman!

Uchiha Madara snorted, followed us obediently to Daimyojo, Senjujuma muttered to himself: "Sure enough, Madara is very gentle and kind," and so on, I let them go to Daimyojo Shut up, let me say anything.

When our group was going to meet the daimyo, we were stopped by the guards, and I answered truthfully: "We are a group of comedians, and we met a beautiful woman on the way here. Abandoned, and now the family is down and out, I hope I can give some food and silver for the old love, "Then I took off the hat on the head of the woman Kimaro disguised as.

It's so beautiful!

The crowd sighed.

If such a beautiful woman came to find Daimyo, it must be true!

Then our group arrived in front of the daimyo smoothly. The daimyo was having fun with two maids. When he saw us coming, he stared straight at Kimaro, and Madara let out a "hum" again.

"Are you all Ninja-sama?" Daimyo asked us.

"Of course not, we just like cosplay. Look at the two behind me, don't they look like Uchiha Madara and Senjujuma? This is cosplay."

"Ah, that's it. Since you're not a ninja, I'll give you a box of gold. Let the two people behind you stay with me for a night. Be a bit lewd. I like handsome men who are lewd. That's the black long man." The fried is pretty good, I decided, you were fucked by me tonight, the hair is very smooth and looks like Konoha's first Hokage, I allow you to fuck me tonight."

You've been staring at us for a long time, not at Jun Ma Lu, but at the two people behind you. Shut up, don't you feel the powerful murderous aura in this room?

I looked up at the daimyo, and suddenly found a green pustules growing on the side of his neck, and the saliva he spit out seemed to be green too, these features combined......

The pathogenic mother of Nazi babies! ! !Originally, I wanted to make my name known to the world. Through me, I would attract the eyes of those little bastards to come to me. I would hold a concert to sing heavy metal rock and live TV broadcast all over the world, so that the pregnant woman (husband) who was parasitized would have a painless abortion, but it turns out that you are a big fuck BOSS.

I secretly told Senjujuma Uchiha Madara and Kimomaro that the virus was in the daimyo's body, Uchiha Madara wanted to kill him directly, I hurriedly stopped, if this thing was blown up, the explosion /The explosion will destroy the entire Fire Nation, and it will also cross the ocean and infect the whole world!

The daimyo pointed at me with a finger: "What are you whispering to each other? Are you not satisfied with the reward? Isn't it just to cheat money? Anyway, I'm a daimyo and I'm free, so let's have OO together now. You who talk all the time are not comedians." Well, when we were OO, you performed for me by turning into a monkey and the white-haired woman fuxk sow you brought."

I'm not happy with this big name talking like that, let's go to TM's plan!It's only for me to call others a sow, no one can call me that!I threw off the tatami mats on the ground and yelled, and the first generation stopped me: "What are you doing!" I turned 180 degrees and spit into Senjujuma's open mouth, and he let go of the restraint. Holding my hand and covering my mouth with both hands, I saw the timing and quickly took off the clothes of the daimyo and the two maids.

Senshou Bashima blushed: "Wait! What are you doing! Didn't you say it would explode...!"

I picked up Daimyo, tore open his chrysanthemum, and under the gaze of everyone in the room, I pressed towards the two maids. The chrysanthemum like a black hole swallowed the two maids, the whole person.

Uchiha Madara was also shocked. It would be normal to just take off his clothes and humiliate him. How can one person's chrysanthemum hold two women!What will happen to those two women? !It was put into the chrysanthemum like this! ?

"The most lewd/slutty person is you! You are the only slut in the whole world who can fit two people in an assy//slut!!! No TMBB, give me orders you bitch//pig!!"

Senju Bashirama: The times have really changed, and I can’t keep up with the footsteps of young people today. Are all young people like this?

Young man: We are normal. Thank you.

I panted heavily, and took a deep breath: "Don't worry, it's just two people stuffed in the chrysanthemum, it won't explode/explode, and the guards outside will leave it to you."

The daimyo who was lying on the ground gasped and stretched out a hand to look at Senju Bashirama: "I feel that they are still alive, they are moving! I will not let the guards catch you, you can do whatever you want me to do, I will I'm so excited that I'm about to faint! Do it again!"

Uchiha Madara: "Unsightly!"

The first generation of justice hoped that I could take out those two maids and hoped that I could stop this crazy hidden danger. As for why it was me, he said it was intuition.....

I shrugged innocently: "Yes, yes, I have the fairy dust of the panty goblin here, and it can shrink in size by taking a sip, so, who of you will follow me into his ass?"

There was silence between Qianshou Zhujian.

Uchiha Madara didn't want to go either.

Junma Lujue's she can, for the sake of beep he thinks he is willing to do anything.

I stopped immediately: "It's very dangerous inside, you will encounter all kinds of monsters, and if you meet a beautiful boy like you, you will be killed!"

Hashirama had an idea: "Why don't you bring out the filthy soil from the Tobium Room! Madara, you know how to reincarnate from the filthy soil, teach them, and just summon the filthy soil from the Tobium Room."

Uchiha Madara chuckled lightly: "Forget it, I have to dig a grave, I just use the curse seal to call Obito here."

On the other side, Obito Uchiha was spying on Kakashi in Konoha. Konoha suffered an unprecedented disgusting attack. He was still shocked when he saw it with his own eyes. He didn't even let go of the comfort monument. After the village was cleaned up, Kakashi Xi himself was still cleaning the memorial tablet, when he suddenly thought of what the white-haired woman who had something to do with the hateful Heijue said at the Xiao base.

"Hatake Kakashi likes you."

So what's the matter, Lin is still my favorite, and Kakashi, a piece of garbage, can't even keep a promise. A world would be ashamed to see Lin and Sensei and his wife, his hands were covered with sin, and Kakashi couldn't feel any joy because this world no longer resembled him.

"With soil."

"Heijue...you still dare to show up..." Obito found that Heijue was behind him, and burst out of anger, no matter whether he would be exposed or not, he fiercely confronted Heijue Attacking, let Kakashi find him.

"Obito, those people sent me here, you can't kill me."

"Obito?" Hatake Kakashi ran to the tree and heard the familiar name from it. He was stunned. Is this person wearing the whirlpool mask really Obito?

Heijue wanted to continue to make trouble: "Kakashi Hatake, you heard me right, this person is Obito Uchiha."

Kakashi held Obito's wrist to attack Heijue, although he didn't know what that black figure was, but Obito?

The person on the opposite side panted heavily, and finally seemed to give up some resistance, and slowly stretched out a hand to take off the mask.

Uchiha Obito, the right face is covered with hideous scars, and the familiar Sharingan.

"You, are you not dead?"

"........"

"Then why don't you come back?"

"Hmph, because you are a piece of trash who can't even keep your promises, because there is hell everywhere in this world."

Then the two looked at each other speechlessly.

It's not a big deal for Heijue to watch the excitement, anyway, my mother already has a more convenient way to get it back.

"Obito, doesn't Kakashi like you?"

As soon as Heijue said this, Obito said loudly: "Huh?" Kakashi's face was full? ? ?

"Look, you have been to the grave for 18 years. You are my eyes to see the future for you and live like you. Isn't this very similar to the plot of a romance novel? Don't you like him too?" The great rumour-mongering technique.

Otsutsuki Yumura, Sage of the Six Paths: Those who like to spread rumors are only these two troublemakers, don't include us.

Obitu said bitterly and bitterly: "What are you talking about, we are all men, don't think that I dare not kill you."

Kakashi felt very awkward watching the interaction between the two in front of him.

"Isn't Kakashi always thinking of Obito in his heart? Wouldn't he think of Obito immediately when he saw a boy who is enthusiastic and cheerful and loves to help the old lady? It's so strange, Obito calls your name in dreams, many times. "

"The Art of Hao Fireball!! Go to hell!! I don't have any at all, forget it, these are illusory emotions, don't pay attention to them, anyway, I have decided to die."

Kakashi was surprised: "Are you going to die? Why, I know I was wrong, I didn't keep my promise to you, but Obito, come back, when I first lost you, I felt like you that the whole world was hell, But because of your eyes, I want to see the future clearly for you, so no matter what you go through, you will always be my hero."

Obito was a little moved. I didn't expect Kakashi to think so. Kakashi really regarded himself as a good friend, but it was useless. Apart from this life, there was nothing to atone for.

"Obito, I know if you are thinking in your heart that you really deserve to be my good friend, don't you feel guilty when you think so?"

It's so annoying that everything is black and white!After saying these few words to Kakashi, he didn't idle for a moment, he kept interrupting, what's wrong with these few words, what's wrong!It's a normal friendship conversation!

"Obito once masturbated to Kakashi's photo and I saw it."

"My body has been modified, so I don't need physiological needs at all. Have you said enough! Kakashi, you won't believe it!"

Kakashi, who was ten steps away from Obito, shook his hand: "No, how could that be?"

The two talked nonsense for a long time, and suddenly, Obito felt the curse mark on his chest, and it was that guy Uchiha Madara who was calling him, that old guy!He's really thick-skinned, he lied to himself to engage in the Eye of the Moon, and now he's looking for someone for something, no, he's a filthy body, he was summoned by himself, why didn't he get rid of it and came to Konoha...

Obito activated Kamui and wanted to run to talk to Uchiha Madara, and by the way, mocked the old man because his brain is not good enough. He has been cheated by the black for so many years, and he is the most angry.

However, after arriving at the Kamui space, he found that Kakashi had also come.

"How did you get in!?"

"That's how...following in?"

When I saw Obito Uchiha, I saw one behind him, isn't that Konoha's Hatake Kakashi?

Kakashi obviously saw the people in the room, and he also saw Daimyo kneeling on the ground under my feet, blushing and happy expression on his face, Taketori Kimaro who quietly left Konoha, and the one who destroyed Konoha In the end, the culprit girl beep, the first Hokage who was reincarnated by the filth told Obito and Kakashi the cause and effect, Obito's face turned green, and Kakashi's dead fish eyes were all turned out, although in such a serious relationship with the whole It's not good to do this on the occasion of the end of the country of fire, but it just can't be serious! !

Uchiha Madara winked at me, and when Obito wanted to use Kamui to escape again, I sprinkled magic fairy dust, and I was caught off guard and became half the size of a thumb. Seeing myself like this, Obito gave up struggling, Junma Lu ran to pick up Daimyo, and called Hatake Kakashi to help, Kakashi looked disgusted, he would not have followed Obito here if he knew it, is this the plot of a fantasy novel, super disgusting, okay?

I also sprinkled magic fairy dust on myself, and when I got smaller, Senshou Hashima held the two of us, and put my hands near the daimyo chrysanthemum.

"The outside is left to you, and I went in with this Uchiha Obito who has a crush on Kakashi."

The surface with soil is as dead ashes, it's better to kill yourself when you went to Konoha before.

The author has something to say: The main line is getting more and more crooked...Suddenly I want to write about the female lead singing death heavy metal live and representing the country of fire, leading the sow trained/taught to compete with representatives of several other countries What should I do with the plot, it's getting more and more serious, and I'm running like crazy