[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

It's been nearly three months since Steve picked up Kitty.

In the evening, Steve flipped through the mobile phone manual, trying to at least perform simple mobile phone operations in a short period of time.The upper body was leaning against the head of the bed, and the steamy hair and body indicated that the man who just took a shower must have gone to hit the sandbag again.On Steve's perfect eight-pack abs, the little Kitty group carefully licked all the places they could touch all over their body, and then shifted their attention to play something else.But after all kinds of fumbling, I couldn't take my shit-shoveling attention away from that strange little notebook, and the super unhappy little cub turned his back to the sky and patted his tail.

"Wait a minute, I can't play with you now." The consequence of reaching out to rub my master without looking at it is that after accidentally rubbing her belly that is almost a restricted area, the little one bites her in a super angry bite The finger of the excrement shovel officer, but the teeth hurt and failed to leave a tooth mark.

Unhappy, her limbs lay flat on her hard abs, and little Kitty suddenly saw something that looked very attractive... So she climbed up on her short legs, and bit Steve's ...cough cough...the little pink doudou on the chest.

"Oh hey!!!" Steve was so frightened that he almost jumped up. In fact, it was almost the same as jumping up. Also made the action of stepping on milk.

"Kitty! Let go, good girl." This place is really quite fragile, no less than another man's restricted area. While Steve sucked in the pain, he coaxed the little girl to let go of her mouth.

Fortunately, little Kitty gave up quickly, and the speed of letting go made Steve subconsciously thank God.

"Hey, good girl, you're a girl, don't play hooligans, you know that?" Steve taught Kitty who was licking his paw very seriously.

Originally, Steve just reprimanded the master subconsciously like every shit-shoveling officer who knows that the master doesn't understand and can't help but talk at length, but who would have thought that the little Kitty who heard this sentence immediately lowered his paws and pointed at Shi Tiff meowed for a long time, then turned over to reveal his little belly, his little front paws whirred twice on his stomach, and after another long meow, he turned around very dissatisfied and shoveled shit at himself with his butt The official said he was very angry!I will never get up without kissing, hugging, holding high and Xiaoyugan!

After being stunned for a moment, Steve quickly understood that the meaning of all the little girl's actions probably expressed his serious dissatisfaction with the poop shovel who dared to touch his stomach and not let him suck it.

Ma Dan, this is not a cat, it is almost no different from a human pretending to be, okay? !Steve didn't know that in another country, there was a group of cat slaves who often lamented the same as him, but their exclamation words were "the assholes promised that after the founding of the country, they are not allowed to become fine."

As a well-informed superhero, Steve couldn't help but think a little too much. After he was stunned for a moment, he reached out and picked up Kitty's nape, and turned to face himself, but the question he was ready to blurt out was in the small The guy tried to show himself more fierce, and when he opened his teeth and claws, he got stuck in his throat and turned into a series of coughs... Then he suddenly felt that he was stupid... Or, he really didn't see anyone who wanted to sneak into him The power can come up with such a stupid method.

"Meow ow ow ow!!!" Kitty said that you stupid shit shovel still don't let me go!I am very angry!You will definitely get revenge! !

"Oh, I'm sorry, Kitty, I'm really sorry." Quickly put down the little master in his hand, Steve crouched on the edge of the bed cowardly.

"Meow ow!" How dare you carry me!Not only did you carry me, you also wanted to murder me! Kitty turned her ass on Steve's apologetic handsome face in a super angry way.

"Good girl, don't be angry, okay? I'll give you some dried fish ~ I'll buy you something delicious tomorrow, okay?" So it doesn't matter whether you are a superhero or not, you should be unambiguous when facing your master.

"Meow!" I want a lot of dried fish!Eat raw flesh and blood!The kind you do! Kitty grudgingly forgave the shit shovel she chose.

"Okay, okay, I'll give it all to you." The part of the salary given by S.H.I.E.L.D. was spent on Kitty more than Steve himself, but Captain America, who had no concept of savings, didn't care about such details.

In this regard, this small disturbance is barely over.However, Steve, who was inexplicably concerned, still couldn't help himself and began to pay attention to Kitty.Little Kitty, who didn't know that she was being watched closely by the shit-shoveling officer, was naturally defenseless, so Steve soon noticed the small details that he didn't usually pay attention to.

The small dried fish bottle hidden on the top of the cabinet is always in a different direction from the last time he placed it. Sometimes the fresh juice and milk bought home are unsealed and carefully screwed back, and the neatly placed magazines Occasionally, the order of placement will be different from the last time... In short, there must be other people in the family, and these things are not something a cat can do.

After hesitating for a few days, Steve brought Kitty to S.H.I.E.L.D.Having a Stark-sponsored lab is very futuristic in a futuristic style that Steve has always found unrealistic.Captain America, who asked to be present all the time, watched the very irritable Kitty scratch the experimenter who was holding her with a super fierce paw after the experimenter took blood, wool and saliva samples, and then pointed at Steve fiercely. He raised his back and made a threatening sound.Steve, who already felt that he was guilty, was also very polite and softly comforted all kinds of mistakes. Fortunately, Kitty has a good temper. Although he said that he was very angry every time, he quickly forgave his stupidity every time. shit shovel officer.

The test results were due soon, so Steve simply waited for the results while playing with Kitty in the spare room next door.

"Captain." A lady in a white coat came out with her hands in her pockets.

"Hello ma'am, are the results out?" Steve stood up.

"Yes, Captain." The lady pushed her glasses, "The results of the experiment came out. Most of Miss Kitty's indicators are within the normal range, except for one. Simply put, there are some genetic tissues in Miss Kitty's body related to All known organisms are not the same."

"so?"

"We have seen similar genetic tissues before. Although it is rare, all the life forms with these genetic tissues come from China." The lady looked very calm, not at all like the fanatical scientists in Steve's mind, "At present We don't quite know what's different about these organisms, but one thing's for sure—they're very long-lived, even longer than humans."

"Okay." Steve nodded calmly, and took Kitty home.

Putting down the flight case in his hand and opening the lid, the little black cat ran out quickly, away from the flight case.She ran to the bed and looked up at the shit-shoveling officer who was just staring at her silently. The slightly disgusted expression looked extremely lethal on a cat face.Then the little Naimiao opened her mouth:——

"Long time no see, I finally found you, Steve Rogers."

The author has something to say: Sorry~ I apologize! !

My little shrimp ball went to the hospital today for an examination and found cat plague

The sky fell in an instant!

The last kitten passed away because of liver ascites, and now Shrimp Ball has cat plague

Ugh

After returning home, I bought medicines, fed medicines and ate batter non-stop...Suddenly began to have diarrhea and vomiting...Crying to death

Sorry for the late update, but it's great to catch up before twelve o'clock~