[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

What does peace mean?

Steve · Well-informed · Calm and composed · Sleeping for 70 years · Rogers felt that his original three views might need to be reshaped. Li Yin greeted him.But after seeing the Red Skull and mutants with various magical abilities, the impact is not particularly big...

... What a ghost!

However, in this world, there is such a saying that is very reasonable-good fortune does not come twice, and misfortunes never come singly.Because when Steve had just accepted the fact that his little cat had a high IQ and could speak human words, the little black cat on the bed turned into a six-year-old man in a long black dress after a circle of white light. A seven-year-old girl.

The little girl is very beautiful, not the aggressive beauty of the Black Widow, nor the strong beauty of Kate. It's a kind of beauty that makes people look cute and at the same time can't help but want to pinch their little cheeks.The most outstanding feature is a pair of golden eyes, round and slightly upturned at the end, the bright color is not as overbearing as it itself, even if the back is facing the sun, it will emit light like a galaxy.

Well, having said so much, I just want to show that Steve's mind blank for a few seconds is definitely not just because a cat has turned into a human.

"You just said... long time no see?" Steve brought out the rigor when he was doing the task himself, and quickly grasped the core of that sentence.

"80 years ago, you saved my life in Brooklyn." The little girl Kitty sat on the bed, her calf dangling on the edge of the bed. "86 years ago, to be precise."

"...Are you really that cat?!" Steve's eyes widened,

"You used to call me cat, but now you call me Kitty." The little girl pouted, showing distaste for Steve's useless name, "And every time I finish feeding, I always feel like you're going to Paradise."

"..." If you have so many calls that you can't name them, and you have more than a dozen diseases all piled up on you...then dust allergies and hair allergies must be among them, Steve twitched the corner of his mouth .

"That was my first nine years, I am very grateful that you saved me." Kitty thanked very seriously, "When I wanted to find you, I couldn't find you, but neither did your soul. Dissipated, so I have been looking for you for more than 80 years."

"The first one... No, that means you were the one who waited for me when I picked you up?" Steve frowned slightly, although it was really impressive that the little girl had been looking for him for so long to repay her kindness. Touched...but even Captain America would feel a little uncomfortable if he remembered that his kindness was calculated by others.

"No." Kitty shook her head, "I found you on the third day after you woke up, and I've been there the whole time." She had no idea that Steve's hearing was so good that he would be in such a big room. She could still hear her moaning in the rain.

"So what the hell are you?" Steve finally asked the question.

"Cat demon...or cat again." Kitty tilted her head and thought for a while, "Maybe it's similar to the existence of creatures like unicorns in your cognition."

"So you are still a cat at heart."

"That's right." Kitty nodded.

"But you can still be a man." Or a girl.

"..." The little girl tilted her head, "Although I can't change my essential gender, but if this looks more pleasing to your eyes, I can also become like this, or turn back into a cat." Kitty changed from a little girl Turned into a little boy, turned into a kitten again.

"I mean, if you could turn into a human, we wouldn't fit in together." Steve tried to reason.

"Why?" Kitty tilted her head incomprehension, "But I'm fine if you insist, and the small bushes outside are quite comfortable." Kitty, who used her power to build a warm and comfortable nest, didn't feel that she was outside at all. There's nothing wrong with living here.

"No, no, no, I mean...you need a new house." Whether it's from the perspective of a shit shovel officer, a grown man, or the perspective of Captain America, Steve doesn't care. Maybe I watched a little girl (little aunt?) living in the bushes at the door.

"...Why?" Kitty was about to turn into a hundred thousand whys.

"I can't let you live in the bush as a little girl." Steve's eyes were full of disapproval.

"But you also said that I'm a cat." Kitty looked back innocently, saying that a cat should be served by a shit shovel, and it's impossible to live in a house by itself.

"……"you win.Captain America, who didn't speak any more, let out a long sigh, with these three words written all over his face.

So, because (more than half) he can’t let his master who has been shoveling for three months wander alone, and because (a little half) he is not sure about Kitty’s safety, he wants to see it with his own eyes. Steve is obsessed with sucking cats· Full-time cat slave and part-time Superhero Rogers finally kept Kitty,

After all the dust settled, Steve had time to feel embarrassed and embarrassed about his usual informality in front of Meow, so since then Kitty never saw the half-fruited man and the bathing beauty again.In fact, this is very inconvenient at home, and at the same time, the other party who was scrupulous did not get his meaning at all, but said something——

"You're not embarrassed when you smooth my hair, why do you make it so...tight?"

You meant to say "reserved", right? I heard it.Steve looked at Kitty, who tilted his head and looked at him with very innocent star eyes, and instantly felt that he was so stupid to be tied up in front of a cat demon who could turn into a human, but was still a baby cat no matter how you look at it... I didn't see that Kitty still let Steve shovel shit for himself so far without any pressure.

So the life of one person and one meow (demon?) was restored to harmony.

In fact, life has not changed much. Kitty doesn't like being human, so she spends most of her time at home as a little black cat who relies on her cuteness and appearance for food.Except for some things that Steve himself feels are really breaking the limit and insists that he will never do them again - such as taking a bath - Kitty must become a human being in order to tidy herself up. Kitty even still occupies half of Steve's pillow on the bed. When he is free every day, he still likes to sleep on Steve's chest and abdominal muscles to sunbathe his belly. From time to time, he still wants to hug and hold high...

So, what does peace mean...

Steve looked at the little black cat who came out of the bathroom wet and too lazy to dry himself, smiled helplessly, grabbed the bath towel and hair dryer skillfully, and began to give out Sleepy little black cat service.

Peace is probably what it is now...

The author has something to say: Today’s update is so early~

I think it's a world war every time I feed my master...

Master's spirit is much better today... 吱唱吱哔~!

ps, Kitty’s character setting is more biased towards a cat than a person, so in some moral concepts and psychological activities, it may not be so in line with human beings...Of course, even if it is biased towards cats, it is my own imagination~ I hope little angel Do you understand? Chirp~! (づ￣3￣)づ