Emperor: Author please let me die!

[Royal Study Room]

Paralyzed into a dead dog like a mentally retarded dog, his eyes were blank, browsing piles of papers.

Li Wanji held a vermilion pen and wrote a small line: Are you there, stepmother?

Author: The author of the heartthrob who is on call is here~

Li Wanji drank a sip of tea, moistened his throat: Do you think, if my harem is three thousand, and then I spread out these piles of government affairs, do you think that after I choose a large number of beautiful women to enter the palace as you wish, not only will I have to spend time in my spare time? Drinking tea and chatting with them, I still have time to go to their dormitories at night to stay for a while, coming and going, should I sleep?

Author: ...It seems very reasonable!

Li Wanji glanced at the content of the brochure and closed it: Right, right!In this way, am I not short-lived? !Stepmother, you can't accomplish the feat that I died on my [-]th birthday!

Author: That's right~ But if you don't draft, who will inherit your position after a hundred years?

Li Wanji: Although the problem you mentioned is indeed a problem, it is definitely not a problem in your writing!

The author raised his legs and laughed loudly: Wanji, your mouth is getting sweeter and sweeter now!

Li Wanji smiled lightly: So where is my Ah Piao?

Author: Wait a minute, don't worry!Do you think I will arrange a better scene for you if you are impatient?Will not!So your mind must be absolutely calm!

Li Wanji sneered and opened a booklet: Are you advising me that I should wait ten or eight years before seeing him in Ah Piao's form?

The author is puzzled: I didn't mean that, why do you have such a terrible idea? !

Li Wanji: Because I think you are the author who can do such things, stepmother!

Author: ...Aren't you tired of thinking so much every day?

Li Wanji: Are my dark circles a decoration?

Author: Then when will you go to the bedroom to sleep? !

Li Wanji took another sip of tea to refresh himself: Let's see when I finish approving these papers.

Author: Then I will use some means.You open these notebooks first, take a look at them, close them again, and then go to sleep pretending to have finished reading these notebooks.

Li Wanji: Is sleeping here a verb or...

Author: Shameless!

Li Wanji: ...

Author: Stepmother will bless you.Amen!

Li Wanji: Don’t you believe in Buddhism?Why is Amen on?

Author: Don't talk nonsense!Go to sleep!Now!immediately!immediately! ——

Li Wanji quickly picked up a booklet, browsed through it at a glance, then put it down, and picked up another book: Alright Dad!

[Luangjia]

Luanjia squeaked and turned left and right, turning countless different roads on the big bluestone.

[bedroom]

Li Wanji waved his hand, then put on a straight face.

The might of the young emperor was fully displayed.

The confidant eunuch bowed and retreated, backing up the car in small steps... No, while retreating, he also winked at the first eunuch at the side.

A group of eunuchs retreated calmly.

[bed]

Author: Your Apiao is online, please sign for receipt as soon as possible, and return it when it is expired, thank you.

While excited, Li Wanji still remembered sitting up from the bed quietly: Who is he?

The author sneered: Who is he? Didn't you count 13 in your mind? !

Li Wanji sighed: Really not.To be honest, I was panicked.

Author: Shall I pick a tall and stalwart one among the guards for you to try [smirk]?

Li Wanji lay down slowly: ... Is my taste so strong?

Author: Right!So what is not this style~ But how do you know the character design of that guy?Until now, I have never given him a chance to play!

Li Wanji: Stepmother, you better not defile his body [crying]!I love him so deeply, if you continue like this, you will really lose my QAQ

Author: ...Don't you always want me to lose you?Why now...

The author suddenly realized.

This guy is extremely insidious, he is indeed... the son of that ruthless King Jing.

Author: You have A Piao, do you want to change the grand wish of "early death and early rebirth" that you made in front of the Buddha?

Li Wanji looked serious: You discovered all of this hehehe...

The author looked contemptuous: Do you think I will fulfill you by saying these words that conceal your true intentions?ridiculous!My imagination, but a mortal like you can imagine a thing or two!

Li Wanji: Dad, I was wrong!I shouldn't play tricks on you!

Author: Huh?

Li Wanji: I shouldn't play tricks [kneeling.jpg]!

Author: Are you sure you really figured it out?

Li Wanji: I figured it out.By the way...

Li Wanji turned over slowly: Where is the Ah Piao you sent?Why can't I see him!

Author: uh...

Li Wanji waited for a few breaths.

Author Shanshan typing: I forgot that you haven't got this skill yet, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!This is my pot!So this pot, I carry it with a guilty conscience!

Li Wanji: ...

Something always feels wrong...

[prelude]

The author of Once a Mother: Ah Piao is on the road, you remember to receive it.

Li Wanji: ...how to receive it?

The author was indisputable: Didn't you wear it?Have you forgotten all this? !Do you need an IQ to take a courier [cut.jpg]? !

Li Wanji: ...I seem to remember something.

Author: Really?Don't wait for the time [smile]~

Li Wanji's face froze for a second: ... I seem to have forgotten something.

The author with a motherly smile: Oh.

Author: Later, I will return the blade by express delivery, and Ah Piao will not arrive...

thump--

Author: What's wrong with you, Your Majesty?

Li Wanji waved his hands back, his confidant eunuch who was about to step forward coughed unnaturally: nothing happened, just fell to the ground.

Author: Just be happy.

Li Wanji: ...

[dog blood]

Li Wanji pursed his thin lips, like a woman, shyly looking at the person who seemed to be caged in the shadows.

The man's eyes were very eager, and a group of red light the size of a copper bell was embedded in the two black skulls.

The author is gearing up: This look must be very eager! ! !

Li Wanji raised his eyes timidly: "You... how are you doing now?"

The man straightened his back, his handsome and stalwart body was extremely tall, and his cowardly and cowardly manner was very cute and cute.

The man said: "After I died, I followed. I stopped by a crooked bronze tripod. I took a wooden bowl and scooped a bowl of Mengpo soup. I didn't take a sip before I was taken away again." Come here. I stayed in a crabapple garden for a while, then curled up again, and came here."

Li Wanji: Why did you treat him like this? !

The author sneered: You bite me!

Li Wanji looked affectionately: "Then...why did you die?"

The man sighed quietly, feeling very emotional: "Before the elder brother was hit by the arrow, he threw two throwing knives from his sleeve with his backhand. His Highness the Crown Prince and I didn't notice for a while, and the knives fell into the water."

Li Wanji gritted his teeth, and said bitterly: "How could this be so!" He looked up again at the copper bell that was bigger and just covered the black skull, "Uncle and father are both good at wielding water, how could they fall into the water and die! I sent people to investigate there, and I also ordered people to secretly search my father's body, you really fell into the water and died."

"Thousands of chances..."

A pair of invisible hands wrapped in faint blue light patted twice, under the gaze of the shrunken "gentle and amiable" person, Li Wanji's eyes were still slightly reddened.

"Both your father and I broke the thin tube of the plant closest to our hands at the critical moment, but we didn't expect that there was no poison on the flying knife, and it was the thin tube that killed us instead!"

Li Wanji: "That thin tube..."

The man waved his hand, with a look of "Although I don't want to mention it, but since you want to know, then I will say a few words": "If you don't get hit by a flying knife, you don't need to spend part of your internal energy to protect the bleeding wound. I think we It’s still possible to escape. Unfortunately, when we folded the thin plant tubes, we folded too many. The nodes of the two thin plant tubes were exactly three inches above me, and there was not much air. Your father and I were suffocated. of!"

Li Wanji stared at the copper bell with a sad face: "Who do you think moved the hands and feet?"

The man's brass bell became bigger twice: "I only have two words left to tell you. We must cherish this opportunity. After all, I didn't drink Mengpo soup."

Author: Not many words, please cherish.

Li Wanji: Go away——

Li Wanji's eyes turned red: "Okay, tell me."

The man's hand touched Li Wanji's head empty-handedly: "A few of the courtiers have deep grievances towards the Li family, and they hide it so deeply that even I didn't notice it, maybe it was their scared hands."

As soon as the man closed his mouth, he opened it again, and the square black and red mist cleared away.

Li Wanji: ...