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three

The innocent cherry——Hao Bai, he once imagined that one day, the lover of his dreams would wake him up from his sleep with the softest kiss in the world.

But Hao Bai never imagined that if the modification buff of daydream is blocked, the body of real life is just a beautiful dry bone.

He was awakened by a naked man's slap!

Taking a step back, even if it's not as good as the lover of your dreams, at least your gender must be the opposite of your own.Even if the person who threw the corpse on the floor was not bad looking and had a good figure.But when he opened his eyes, he saw a handsome man pursing his lips, making a gesture to kiss him, Hao Bai felt a little bad.

After hitting the naked man with a blow, Hao Bai sat up and lifted a corner of the quilt, and found that he was also naked, which made him feel even worse.

He rubbed his protruding temples, and fell into thought with the burning pain coming from his cheeks.

What did I do yesterday?

...or who did it?

Or...did it?

Hmm...the buttocks don't seem to be hurting either.

Hao Bai shook his head, and glared at the Luo Nan who got up again.Only then did he notice the luo man standing dead on the ground, with a pair of furry black ears standing on his head, and a shiny black tail protruding from the back of his buttocks.

"..."

Hao Bai held his forehead, this is fucking terrible, how can life be like a novel.

Wrapped in the quilt, he moved out of bed like a caterpillar, took out clothes from the closet and threw them to the person behind him who was a head taller than him, and he also put on the clothes himself.

At this moment, the two nude men were silent in tacit understanding and dressed quietly, leaving only the imaginative sound of cloth rubbing against each other in the room.

Why is this scene so weird, it looks like it's after the friendship...what, what is it all about!

Hao Bai hurriedly drove away the messy thoughts in his head.Being single for a long time, I can make up for everything.

It was strangely quiet behind him, and I always felt that the uncle cat was not so honest.Hao Bai glanced back secretly, and sure enough, a certain idiot was taking his trousers and preparing to put it on his head.

Hao Bai pulled off the trousers stuck on the head for the idiot cat, and then glanced coldly at the idiot's face hidden under the trousers for a while.

Well, one nose, two ears, one mouth, two eyes, no more, no less.Hao Bai looked away awkwardly, "Oh my god, it's too novel, this cat who only has cat disease turned into a man is so handsome."

"Pfft", the cat man in front of him suddenly laughed.

"Why?" Hao Bai raised his eyebrows.

"Yesterday, I saw it," the man whose lower body was still naked raised the corners of his mouth treacherously.

"See what? Smiling hair?"

"You are not as big as me hahahaha!"

“…”

These words were tantamount to throwing a cannon directly at Hao Bai's face, sprinkling salt on his already hot and painful face.With the pants in his hand, he relentlessly gave the idiot cat a pants kill, but it was a pity that he couldn't tighten it any more.

four

Hao Bai is an ordinary office worker, doing a job that meets the wages.I always work from nine to five, and when the time comes, I get off work and go home on time, and I almost never come home late.

On this day, Hao Bai was warmly invited to the office by his middle-aged boss who often took care of him before he could take his steps.

The middle-aged boss was very rich, and said with a smile, "Xiao Hao, what's the matter with you at work these days? You always doze off during several meetings, and your mental state looks very tired."

"Maybe it's because I haven't slept soundly lately." Hearing this, Hao Bai hurriedly apologized to his boss, and repeatedly promised to cheer up and correct his attitude.

It was obviously the fault of a cat with a poor sleeping posture.

The boss waved his hand generously, and said kindly: "It's okay, you young fresh meats are full of energy and love to play. I, an old bacon, used to be young, and when my wife and I were in love, we often fell in love at night... …Ahem, but you still have to be restrained, it’s not good if it affects your work. A few days ago, my wife stocked up several boxes of snacks on Double Twelve. Go back and eat with your little girlfriend."

girlfriend?Where did it come from?Haven't placed an order in the shopping cart yet?

Hao Bai was stunned: "Manager, I don't have a girlfriend?"

"Don't hide it," the boss said with a smile, "It's causing you to lose energy at work. I understand that you young people don't call you girlfriends, you just call them wives, right?"

"No, in fact, I really..." Hao Bai strongly expressed his desire to save his innocence, but he had no choice but to bite down his words and swallow them when he saw his boss's face as someone who had experienced it.

Hao Bai hugged a box of snacks at a loss, and thanked his boss: "...Thank you for your kindness."

Holding a heavy box of snacks, Hao Bai was in a complicated mood and pressed the doorbell with difficulty.

Lo and behold, the "girlfriend" who can wear trousers as cropped trousers and loose tops as bodysuits opened the door.Hao Bai, who was thinner than "girlfriend", muttered in a low voice, he might be more suitable to be a girlfriend than this guy...

"What is this?"

Hao Bai's hands were empty, and the man in front of him held up the box and smelled it curiously.

How about that old saying, curiosity kills what?

"Snacks." Afraid that this guy wouldn't understand, Hao Bai specially added, "It's what you always grab from me, potato chips and squid shreds."

"You're not a bad boy!" The man whistled, and the tail behind him was also twisting happily, just like twisting Yangko.

"En", Hao Bai nodded.Cats are smart, why is this guy so stupid.

......

While waiting for the takeaway, one person and one cat watched the variety show on TV.The snack box had already been brutally torn open, and the corpse lay beside the sofa.

Hao Bai caught a glimpse of a certain cat quietly moving its butt over bit by bit, and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Hey, I helped you wash your clothes~"

"Really?" Hao Bai couldn't believe it. He didn't hear the news that a comet was going to hit the earth today.

"Of course, can I still lie to people if I'm a gangster?" The facial features of a certain cat's face were all crowded together, and there was a tendency of "I'm going to make trouble if you don't praise me". Hao Bai couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it.

Let's just follow the cat's wishes, and asked politely: "Tell me, how do you wash it? But, do you know how to do it with a cat's brain?"

The man raised his eyebrows and said proudly: "It's not easy! Last time you said that the sweater was difficult to wash, so I mercifully used the claws to remove it for you, and then threw it in the washing machine and rolled it for a few times. , any sweater you want..."

Hao Bai: "..."

I knew this cat had a brain hole!

How about some takeout?

Let's eat cat meat shabu-shabu hot pot tonight, relieve your anger!