Pick up cats anywhere

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A month passed in the blink of an eye, and this shameless cat didn't know how to write the word "polite" at all.

The incriminating evidence is as follows:

Ask the cat nestled on the sofa to help get a remote control that is only half a meter away from it. The cat just stays where it is, and slowly transforms back into a human shape. Then he turned back to the cat shape and continued to nest.The tail continued to sway in a sweeping sweep, regardless of whether Hao Bai, who was hit violently, was dead or alive.

It wears Hao Bai's clothes, eats Hao Bai's food, and even squeezes into Hao Bai's bed to sleep.

When he was in cat form, he snored louder than firecrackers in the middle of the night, and when he was in human form, he always put his legs on Hao Bai's stomach, causing Hao Bai to dream repeatedly of being crushed by Mount Tai.

In the dead of night, when sleep is sweet.

"Boom"

With black circles on his eyes, Hao Bai rubbed his buttocks and got up from under the bed.He was aggrieved and lay on the edge of the bed, leaving a large space for Uncle Cat to sleep.Enduring the thunderous snoring in his ears, Hao Bai fell asleep in a daze under a corner of the quilt.

When Hao Bai fell into a deep sleep, a slender hand stretched out from the side, passed through Hao Bai's waist, and hugged him closer.A cat's tail was also gently wrapped around Hao Bai's waist.

The sleeping Hao Bai was dreaming that he was holding a giant hot water bottle.The hot water bottle felt pretty good to the touch, soft, so I couldn't help but touch it a couple more.Unexpectedly, the hot water bottle suddenly became stiff, and a pair of arms grew out to push Hao Bai far away.Hao Bai thought it was cold, so he stuck it back relentlessly, lingering on it like brown sugar.

The hot water bottle seemed to have lost its way, so he gave up struggling and let Hao Bai entangle him, but for some reason it shrank a lot.

By dawn, everything was back to normal.

In the morning, the phone vibrated and Hao Bai woke up.

Lifting the quilt, he saw that the black cat was still curled up with its small black body, curled up beside his waist, sleeping soundly.

He got off the bed softly, washed and tidied himself quickly.Hao Bai got a breakfast and a stack of takeaway business cards for Uncle Mao, closed the door carefully, and set off for work.

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Hao Bai, who is hardworking and loves to clean, cleans the house thoroughly once a week, because he has been afraid of cockroaches since he was a child, and he is afraid that cockroaches will grow out if the house is not clean.

Folklore, when you have one cockroach in your house, you have ten thousand cockroaches.The big cockroach gives birth to little cockroaches, and the little cockroaches become big cockroaches, and the cycle is endless.

Just thinking about Hao Bai made his scalp tingle and his limbs go limp.Without saying a word, he took out the vacuum cleaner and started cleaning directly.Plug in the power, turn on the switch, and suddenly, the whole room is filled with loud noises, which frightens the black cat lying on the sofa with salted fish and stretches its tail.

Vacuum cleaner: rumble rumble—

Hao Bai shouted: "Hey, that cat on the sofa, please move your butt—"

"It's about to be turned off - I'm scared to death!" The black cat stared fiercely at the vacuum cleaner in Hao Bai's hand with wide-eyed eyes.He covered his ears with his round paws and continued to hold salted fish, vowing to die.

"Hurry up, brother! Uncle! I want to suck this place!"

"You suck! I don't care if I can't move at all!" The salted fish cat turned over, turned its legs on its back, and didn't care at all about its pink penis and balls being exposed in front of Hao Bai's eyes.

This perverted cat with no face or skin.

Hao Bai freed his right hand, bent down and squeezed the black cat's little nose, and said viciously: "You rascal cat, sooner or later, you will be taken to the pet hospital to be eunuched!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Hao Bai was thrown down on the sofa by a sudden force.The man who changed back to human form put his strong hands on both sides of Hao Bai's head, completely covering him under his body.The man lowered his head, opened his thin lips, bit Hao Bai's nose lightly, and uttered four words inarticulately, "An eye for an eye".

The tip of his nose hurt slightly, and Hao Bai was so frightened by what happened in the past few seconds that he couldn't react, and couldn't even speak for a while.

Strong male hormones rushed towards Hao Bai overwhelmingly, his warm breath hit his face, and his eyes reflected the handsome and naughty face of the man above him.

Hao Bai's heart, which has never accelerated emotionally in 24 years, seemed to be sprinkled with a handful of popping candies, and suddenly jumped up and down without a teacher.

"This word....Where, where is it used like this!"

Distraught, Hao Bai used Poyan Fist again, knocking the man who was covering him flying.

Wiping off the saliva on his nose, Hao Bai continued to clean the room while hypnotizing himself.

The dryness and heat on his face must be caused by doing housework!

The heart beat so fast must be forced by the smell of the cat!

The cat must look so handsome because he is blind!

……

Two hours later, Hao Bai looked at the shiny room he had cleaned with satisfaction, and automatically blocked the salted fish cat who was lying powerlessly on the sofa watching a drama.

night.

Cat: "I'm going to take a bath, how about it, do you want to come together? Let's take a bath~"

Hao Bai said coldly: "Just one word, I'll only say it once."

10 minutes later,

Cat: "Hao Bai, your panties are a little too small, and they hurt me a little."

Hao Bai gritted his teeth: "Please don't wear it!"

"Oh", the man who only came out wearing underwear whistled at Hao Bai, and he hooked his legs sexy: "So you want to see me without underwear?"

“…”

The flushed Hao Bai yelled, "You can only sleep on the bed by turning me back into a cat at night!!"