Pick up cats anywhere

Seven

"Kacha Kacha", the black cat leaned limply on the pillow with its chubby belly, staring intently at the fantasy romance drama on TV.From time to time, the paw picked up a few potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth, and the potato chip crumbs rolled down from the shiny black cat fur.

——xxx!Tell this princess clearly!Who are you in love with!

--I love you!your Highness!I love your sister too!I really love you two!

--Shut up! !You bloody scum! !You give me the first to die! !

The 160 kg heroine burst into tears, swung her fat arms, and slapped the hero [-] kilometers away.

"Okay, okay, fuck him to death!" The black cat patted the sofa twice in righteous indignation, rubbed it twice along the way, and wiped all the potato chip crumbs from its paws on the sofa.

The above situation is what Hao Bai, a good young man who lives at home, came back from get off work and opened the door to see.The cat's movements were coherent and very natural, so natural that Hao Bai wanted to kill the cat.

Hao Bai slapped the cat on the back of the head, "Hey!"

"Hey! Big brother, you're back!" The black cat quickly hid the potato chips behind its back, and greeted Hao Bai as if nothing had happened.

"......"

"What are you hiding!" Hao Bai immediately rushed over to snatch the potato chips, and looked at the disaster-stricken area with a diameter of one meter and a black cat as the center.He poked the black cat's chubby belly, and said angrily, "Wouldn't your conscience hurt?!"

"I don't!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Hao Bai replied indifferently, "I don't love you."

The black cat held its dark face with its two fat paws, choked with tears in its eyes and said, "I'm so cute, why don't you love me?"

Hao Bai: "...Dad, you have so many scenes."

Pinching the fat cat's waist with one hand and pushing the cat's butt with the other, Hao Bai finally drove the soft cat to the bathroom to wash his face.Raising cats seems more tiring than raising children, Hao Bai poured himself a glass of cold water, and sighed.

Before the water in Hao Bai's mouth could be swallowed, the tall and handsome old man rushed out of the bathroom in two steps and three steps, crying and howling in a rough and bold voice: "Ah——I'm pregnant!"

"Pfft—" Hao Bai sprayed all the cold water out of his mouth, "Huh?!"

Sometimes, Hao Bai really had to accept this cat, for example, now.

"...Dad, calm down first." Hao Bai signaled the man to stay aside, squatting on the ground with a towel to wipe the water, "You know you are a man, right? Dad? Or do you want me to call you mom?" ?”

"It's a man, wait..." The man withdrew his fake cry for a second, opened his pants and stared at it carefully for a few seconds, finally heaving a sigh of relief. "It is indeed a man."

"Is it still necessary to confirm..." Hao Bai rubbed his temple for the [-]th time.

The elders in front of him went crazy again, he curled his lips aggrievedly, "You see my belly is swollen by you, you must be responsible when I was born."

Hearing the words of a man who was several times stronger than his appearance, Hao Bai suddenly understood why some people went to the balcony to smoke, and he wanted to smoke too.

"Don't worry, I didn't do anything. You're either stuffed or fat. You're a man, you can't give birth to cubs." Hao Bai threw away the rag, walked to the sofa and sat down, patted his thighs, He signaled the man to come over and lay his head on his pillow, reluctantly willing to rub his stomach to help him digest his food.

"A cat's appetite isn't as big as yours. Were you born in a pigsty? Why don't you embarrass the cat and change its name to Tianpeng." Although Hao Bai kept chanting, he helped the man around with his hands. He rubbed his stomach in a circle, with extremely soft strength.

"Marshal, to be honest, in my previous life I was the kind of son who would piss you off if I was your son, so you will come to me to collect debts in this life." Seeing that the man didn't reply, Hao Bai continued to think about it.

At this time, the man was leaning on Hao Bai's leg, smelling the refreshing smell of Hao Bai's body, and enjoying Hao Bai's gentle massage.Taking advantage of Hao Bai's inattention, he secretly smiled.

Where did the enmity come from? It's just that I have a predestined relationship with you.

Eight

"This one is too small...that one is too short...um...hey, no, no!" Hao Bai stuffed all the piles of clothes back. Get a decent dress.Except for the sweater that was dismantled into balls of thread and the sports suit that was left to dry on the balcony with half a bottle of Coke spilled yesterday.

It's okay to grow so tall and do something, why don't you have a little brain.Hao Bai shook his hands hatefully and walked out of the bedroom.

The silly hat he's talking about is now wrapped in a towel, happily slumped on the beanbag.The warm winter sun came in from the floor-to-ceiling windows, casting spots of light on the man's hair.The bath towel was tossed loosely, concealing the man's vigorous figure.The bronze-colored abdominal muscles exposed from the gap caught Hao Bai's gaze even more.

The temperature of his cheeks suddenly rose, Hao Bai hurriedly turned his eyes away, and said in his heart: Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, a cat is an idiot, an idiot is a cat...

It is difficult to choose the size of clothes on the Internet... I still have to take the cat to buy clothes.

Hao Bai hurried to the old man's house next door who was retreating to borrow a pair of coarse civilian work clothes, and then went upstairs to the younger sister's house to borrow her father's down jacket and cotton shoes.He coaxed and tricked the big fool to put it on for the time being, and then put on a hot-fashioned male scarf that Hao Bai bought online.

Very good, folks, the new generation of Brother Sharp is born.

"Why do I think it's weird to dress like this?" Brother Xili looked suspiciously at Hao Bai, who was about to laugh, "Is it detrimental to my handsomeness?"

"No way! You are so old and handsome! You have both demeanor and warmth, Wu Yanzu of the migrant industry, a wolf in winter." Hao Bai replied solemnly.

"Okay, I can barely trust you once." The man pouted.

The two of them left ink marks and finally went out.

The return rate along the way is not bad.

Every few steps the man walked, someone would point and point at him. It was a pity that the man had no face and no taste, but the beggars on the street looked at him in awe.

"What are these people doing?" The man raised his eyebrows, puzzled.

"It's okay, they envy you for being handsome. Let's go, let's go to this store." Hao Bai dragged the man into a men's clothing store.The man dressed in a sharp Gothic fashion mix and match style immediately caught the attention of the shopping guide.

"This... big brother... is here to collect debts... to buy clothes?" The shopping guide stuttered.

"I came to buy clothes. My brother just quit his job of moving bricks at the construction site. He has moved bricks for so long, and there are few clothes left. I need to trouble you to help choose some clothes." Hao Bai said to the shopping guide. Smile shyly.

When the shopping guide saw such a handsome creamy guy smiling at him, he couldn't help being elated.It was the younger brother who looked much fairer. The shopping guide blushed and told Hao Bai that there was no problem, and then he took the man to pick out clothes in good spirits.

The cat was led into the dressing room by the shopping guide with a mountain of clothes in his hands.

As a result, Hao Bai waited outside for a long time and saw no one, so he had to knock on the door of the dressing room.

"Hey, have you changed yet?"

"No, come in and do me a favor."

"what happened?"

"My zipper is stuck, what should I do?"

"........."

locker room.

Hao Bai silently looked at the man in front of him who was hunched over and tugging at the zipper.This cat is so simple, he quickly stopped it, "You pull the zipper like this, do you want to go to the sky?"

Swinging the man's paw away with one palm, Hao Bai tried it, but he couldn't pull it through, so he knelt down to help the man check whether the zipper was caught by the thread of his trousers.

The man lowered his head and watched Hao Bai squatting in front of him, seriously fiddling with the zipper of his pants.But Hao Bai's fingers always touch the dangerous area intentionally or unintentionally.Unable to pretend to look around, the man was in the narrow two square meters of the locker room, so he had to carefully examine how the walls were painted, evenly and unevenly.

Naturally, Hao Bai didn't think much of it. Seeing the man's pants bulging slightly, he thought it was air slipping in, so he pressed down with his hands.It wasn't until Hao Bai felt this familiar touch that he realized something was wrong.

Hao Bai met the man's eyes, and his face flushed immediately.He suppressed the turbulent tide in his heart, and said to the man, "Try yourself, I'll go outside and make a phone call." After speaking, Hao Bai hurried out.

The man shook his head with a smile, and said to himself against the wall: "I'm so shy that I ran away, what excuses do I have?"