Where do tomb robbers meet in their lives?

After such a toss, when I climbed into bed, I felt that all the strength in my body was drained.

Fatigue is sometimes a powerful optimization software that clears the brain.

Too bad I didn't have enough time to get it completely consumed.

When I woke up, I saw little friend Liang Siyu standing beside my bed, gently pushing my shoulder: "Little sister, little sister." "Little San, your head..." I said vaguely, and patted him away from the shoulder claws.

Liang Siyu continued to put his paw on my shoulder, and at the same time handed something in front of my eyes: "Mom wants you to answer the phone."

I took the phone in a daze, turned my head and looked at the alarm clock, alas, it was only 09:30 in the morning, so sleepy.

"Mom, it's me, what's the matter?"

"Xiao Jin, are you still sleeping? Ah Shuang told me that he went home with you. I'm really sorry. Mom has some errands outside and can't pick you up."

"I'm fine. Don't worry about it. Be careful on your own way. Are you in Kunming now?"

My mother spoke with a smile, and seemed to be in a good mood: "I have arrived in Shanghai, and now in the inner ring, the road is not very congested in the morning, and I will be back soon. If you haven't eaten breakfast, don't eat it, let's go out to eat together earlier."

"Oh that's fine."

"Are Xiao Qi and Xiao Wei there? I heard from Ah Shuang that they were drunk last night, and Xiao Wu sent them back. Are they at our house now?"

"Yes." I yawned and rubbed my eyes.

"Where do you sleep then?"

"..."

"Xiao Jin? Are you listening? Where are they sleeping?"

where to sleep...

Where do you sleep?

To sleep there—ah!

"He, them, I let them sleep on the floor..." My voice was trembling, the hand holding the phone was trembling, my heart was trembling...

On the other end of the phone, my mother sighed: "Xiao Jin, why do you let them sleep on the floor? At least let them squeeze on Xiaoyu's bed or sofa."

I laughed dryly and said, "No, it's all right. They're fine. And...Mom, what did you say just now?"

"In the inner ring, we'll be at the Xujiahui exit in a while." My mother added, "If you're at home, tell them and see where they're going to eat later."

"Oh, good."

"That's it, let's not say more, I'm going off the ramp, see you later."

I lost the phone, and a carp jumped up from the bed—it’s already off the ramp now, isn’t it that Ms. Xu will be home in a while! ——It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over! "Big brother, big brother, big brother~~~" I knocked open the door of my room and went straight to Ms. Xu's bedroom. I kicked the door open and jumped onto my mother's double bed.After being hit hard by me, the people on the bed began to respond. I didn't wait for them to wake up and recognize their faces, so I grabbed Liang Siqi's shoulders and shook wildly: "Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother!..." Wake up, bastard, now is the time of life and death, you can't be so unreliable, Nissan!

After being tormented by me, Liang Siqi quickly opened his eyes, and then spread his arms and grabbed my two paws: "What's the noise! ​​It's so annoying!" I was shocked by his roar, and I was stunned for a moment. stay.Liang Siqi shook his head to wake himself up, looked at me again, frowned and said, "What are you doing, get off of me, you're dead!" Although my elder brother seldom gets angry with me, but if he gets angry, I'm still a little scared.As soon as he spoke harshly, I immediately fell silent, and only then did I realize that I was kneeling on top of him, so I quickly rolled out of bed in embarrassment.

"Big brother..."

"Don't talk, let me take it easy." Liang Siqi said while rubbing his temples.Then, another person sat up beside him.

Oh my God……

I just remembered that there is Wu Xie next to my elder brother, isn't that why I rushed in so quickly? !My grandma, he sat up right now, his upper body swollen, even though I had seen enough in the panic yesterday, but early in the morning, at first glance, it was still very exciting-it turned out that I just woke up and was making mistakes. Confused Wu Xie... is also very lethal.

I saw him rubbing his eyes sleepily first, then his eyes slowly focused, moved, and landed on my half/naked/brother who was sitting on the bed, then rubbed his eyes again, and then he looked down at himself again, He rubbed his eyes again, and then, he silently lifted the quilt covering his body a little bit, and looked inside.

Wu Xie slowly opened his mouth wide.

When my elder brother saw the people around him, he was surprised at first, but he was calm about the consequences of his unreliability, so when Wu Xie opened his mouth and looked at him silently, he showed a calm smile: " Good morning." This smile was so lethal that it fixed Wu Xie on the spot.Then Liang Siqi took a look at himself, then took another look at the naked person in front of him, and said, "Oh, I drank too much yesterday, so I don't remember what happened. If I did something to you, forget it." Alright."

Wu Xie was completely shocked.

I finally know what a jerk my brother is...

How calm and calm he said this, how natural and natural, how straightforward and straightforward, even the process of analyzing memories was omitted, and a disclaimer was issued directly!If something really happened, he would be as good as a beast!

I watched Wu Xie's hand holding the bed sheet tremble slightly, and his chest heaving gradually increased. I didn't know what he was thinking at the moment.He doesn't want to cry...

I hurriedly said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, nothing happened, Wu Xie, don't listen to my brother's nonsense! I can swear!"

Only then did he notice my existence, his eyes fell on me, and his eyes opened wider and wider. "You, you..." He finally choked out these two words.For some reason, being stared into his eyes so directly made me panic, so I quickly ran to the other side of the bed and grabbed his hands: "Wu, Wu Xie, I'm not dead, this matter is more complicated, I will tell you later Explain. Also, there is, you, nothing happened to you and my elder brother, this is more complicated, but not that complicated. You have to believe me! It’s really nothing!” Oops, what the hell am I talking about? , "Ah, ah! Why did you catch me, I really didn't mean it! You, you let go..." Before I finished speaking, I felt my cheeks warm.

The kid actually reached out to touch my cheek.

"What are you doing?" I looked at him anxiously.

"You... are really still alive..." He ignored me, as if he was talking to himself, and murmured.At this time, the sunlight was falling on his black hair and eyelashes through the window. For a moment, I felt that the expression looking at me was very gentle, making you feel that this person's eyes can transform you.

However, this may also be an illusion...

I saw him grab me with his backhand, and he said to me with anger in his tone, "What the hell is going on? You, what did you do to me?"

"Hey, what are you going to do to my sister." My elder brother started to exude a dangerous aura, and I saw him grab Wu Xie's hand, before he could do anything, suddenly a black thing "swish" on me It passed before my eyes, pressed against my brother's forehead, brushed against Wu Xie's hair, and sank into the head of the bed behind them with a "boom".I took a closer look, damn it, isn't that a half-arm-length dagger what is it!

My elder brother narrowed his eyes, Wu Xie was taken aback, I slowly turned my head, and saw Liang Qiwei standing at the door, his hands still raised in the air to maintain the posture of throwing just now.

My second brother stopped, with a gloomy face, and walked in step by step, with a horrible tone: "You fucking Liang Siqi, how dare you do such a nasty thing in front of my sister!"

My eldest brother pulled out the dagger dangling beside his face without changing his face, and snorted coldly: "Did you do something good, isn't it dirty to draw a knife in front of your sister?"

"Uh," I swallowed, and whispered to the side, "Actually, I can clarify this matter..." "There is nothing to clarify!" My elder brother waved his hand, "If you do it, you will do it, let alone I Don’t plan to be responsible, Liang Qiwei, I don’t want to beat you to death!” What a fool, you don’t remember anything at all, don’t ruin other people’s innocence because of your own emotions, okay? Are you home? !You're still human, bastard!

"Don't be kidding..."

"To shut up!"

"To shut up!"

Fucking twins, always the most in sync at this time.When I saw my eldest brother, he put on a pair of underwear and jumped off the bed sheet. He grabbed Liang Qiwei by the chest, and they started fighting.I looked at Wu Xie again—oh, Dong Nan Zhi, where are you, who put me up there!

"Is there any mistake! This is my mother's room, don't call..." Before I finished shouting, I heard Liang Siyu rushing in all the way: "Sister, sister, sister, sister, sister! It's not good! Mom, Mom is downstairs!"

The world suddenly quieted down.

My second brother's raised fist stopped, and the elder brother's hand that grabbed the opponent's chest loosened.

For a moment, I felt like I was dying in seconds.

"You, what are you talking about?" I grabbed my brother, my voice changed, "Mom, she's downstairs in our house?"

Liang Siyu nodded like he was pounding garlic: "Down there, there are Uncle Dong and Second Cousin!" Damn it!Why Dong Ji!Why Xu Qianfan!Legal and lawyer, is there a more serious and rigid combination than this!You all agreed today to keep my mother from stepping down, right?

"Wu Xie, go, go quickly!" Damn Miss Xu, did you really not run a red light!I just got off the ramp, why did I arrive in the blink of an eye!

"How can I go! I'm not wearing anything fucking!" I can see that he is constantly breaking through his bottom line, and he even passed me when I was embarrassed, and grabbed me to lift the quilt hands.

"Is it time to get dressed now?! If my mother comes back and sees you like this, we will all die, we will all be wiped out!" I went to pull the thin quilt. "You fucking let go!" Wu Xie said, and patted my head, "At least let me wrap it up, how can a girl be like you!"

"Climb down the window later, you won't be able to open it no matter how well you wrap it, you stupid! Don't waste your time!" "What floor is this? If you want me to climb down, you're crazy!" If my mother sees it, I will go crazy!" While Wu Xie and I were arguing endlessly, a pair of underwear shook in front of my eyes and was thrown on the bed.

Eh?

"Xiao Jin, let him put it on." I heard the second brother say.

"Where did this come from?" Wu Xie asked.

The eldest brother and the second brother did not answer, and I found out that Liang Siyu was missing.

Stupid brother, why don't you let the brothers pick it up...