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It was the time when the Hangxin factory got off work. Although not everyone crowded the subway in the huge factory, the huge base still caused the subway station to be crowded with people.

After a few rides in luxury cars, it was his turn to squeeze the subway, so Su Yang consciously lined up to buy two subway tickets.Who knows if the male god will buy a ticket, and wear a suit that has to be washed at a high price if it is even slightly stained, it's better for the little one to do it for him.

It took 15 minutes to queue up to buy tickets, and there were still so many people in the queue, so there was no shortage of people going.Su Yang had an ominous premonition in his heart, thinking that they might not be able to squeeze into the car.

It doesn't matter if you can't squeeze into the car and fall down, you can always have a chance to get up if you wait a little longer.But the male god's clothes... are destined to be unable to escape the ravages in the carriage, right?

In fact, Wei Chen has never taken the subway before. Even if he took the subway once or twice occasionally, it is by no means the current crowded situation.However, the planb he chose had to go down on his knees. He silently found a corner and waited for Su Yang to buy a ticket. Countless people crowded past him and looked at him with strange eyes.

Not everyone knew what the CEO looked like, they were just wondering why someone would dress so brightly, and then squeeze the subway.

Among the crowd, the wise and mighty CEO has become a wonderful flower that is independent from the world.

After Su Yang bought the ticket, he turned his head and saw Wei Chen huddled in front of the wall in the middle of the men's and women's toilets with the three characters "Bathroom" written on it. His face was gloomy, as if his toilet had been bombed.In addition, many passers-by looked at him, and he stared back in annoyance when he was tired of being watched, which made him look like a gangster occupying the toilet and preventing people from entering.

Oh my god, hurry up and take this scourge away.Su Yang moved quickly through the crowd with small steps, grabbed Wei Chen's arm and walked towards the entrance, handing him the ticket as he walked.

Then, living up to everyone's expectations, the President was stuck by the electronic gate...

Because Mr. President was very witty and still followed the person in front to put the card on the sensor, but he was negligent. The person in front used an inductive stored value card, while he used a one-way ticket.

The one-way ticket does not contain a chip, so of course the sensor can't recognize it. The president was sweating all over his head, pretending to be calm and muttering in a low voice: "Huh? Is the card broken?"

Su Yang didn't see Wei Chen following him half a day after passing the gate, and turned back to look for someone strangely, and saw an aunt yelling loudly at the CEO, who was nearly two heads taller than her: "You are so big, you don't understand this. , stuff it in through the hole, do you know! This, this, this!"

While talking, she poked the long hole in the middle of the machine vigorously, fearing that the fools in front would not understand.

Su Yang: "..."

Let's pretend we didn't see this! ! !Otherwise, where will the face of the male god be placed! ! !

After being trained by the aunt, the CEO finally passed the gate smoothly, wiped off his sweat, and walked a few steps towards the escalator to find the little rabbit waiting for him in the corner.

Well, from this angle, you can't see what's going on at the turnstile.The CEO let out a long breath and relaxed, walked over and looked around as if nothing happened: "I've been waiting for a long time, the person in front of me is going a little slowly."

I really believe in your evil, and you can still blame others.The corners of Su Yang's mouth twitched to not expose him, and he raised his eyes to signal to follow.

The escalator had been submerged by the crowd and the steps could not be seen. The two carefully lined up and rubbed forward, staring worriedly at the soles of their feet.Fortunately, nothing happened, and I arrived safely at the second basement subway stop.

But it's useless when the light reaches it, because the whole floor is full of human heads!If it weren't for the shielded glass doors of the subway, someone might have been pushed off the track.

Su Yang inexplicably thought that if there was a zombie virus outbreak at this time, it would be so much fun, no one would want to run away, just bite one by one like dominoes.

The subway runs every 5 minutes. This station is not the starting station. When the train arrives, there are already a lot of people in the train. Coupled with the huge number of people waiting, the line has only moved halfway forward after two cars passed by.

Looks like I'll have to wait at least another 10 minutes.Su Yang counted the heads secretly, wanting to inform Wei Chen, he raised his head and turned to the back with a distorted posture.

Although the average temperature in K City in August is 25-[-] degrees, Wei Chen is wearing a suit, and there are so many people in the underground that there is no ventilation, so it is terribly hot now.Su Yang turned his head and saw that his well-curved chin was covered with sweat. He struggled to find a tissue from his bag and handed it to him: "Wipe the sweat."

Wei Chen looked down at the printed paper towel exuding a faint tea fragrance, and raised the corner of his mouth: "I can't lift my hand, so you can wipe it for me."

Is this, this, this, such ambiguous in public?Su Yang's heart was pounding, he looked left and right and everyone was staring at the subway reminder monitor, quickly raised his hand and took a tissue to wipe Wei Chen's face twice indiscriminately, perfunctorily.

There shouldn't be such a thing as wiping sweat!

After two more subway trains, the two finally lined up not far in front of the glass door, and they should be able to squeeze in next time.Wei Chen was so hot that he wanted to pant, but for the sake of image, he could only hold back and maintain his demeanor!He thought for a long time, and finally pondered: "It seems that the factory has to get a few shuttle buses. It's okay to squeeze the subway once in a while, but it's terrible to be crowded every day."

That's because you're not used to it.Su Yang secretly rolled his eyes.Before he rented a house near Pinyan, he used to squeeze the subway every morning.The subway during the rush hour in the city center is even more terrifying, isn't it the same way?

But he can't say anything about the decision of the CEO.Providing shuttle buses to benefit employees, if people are willing to pay the cost, then let them pay.

Big companies really have good benefits...

The next subway came roaring, and the crowd around the glass doors began to commotion, wanting to squeeze into the car as quickly as possible to compete for the few seats.The glass door slid open to both sides with the beeping sound. Just as Su Yang was about to say a word, he was overwhelmed by the crowd like a zombie army attacking the city, and he was powerless to resist.

For a while, the world was full of arms and legs, and all kinds of flesh collided with each other. Occasionally, the hard bag was knocked and hurt.Su Yang felt that he was being pushed into the carriage without his feet touching the ground at all, and he couldn't tell the direction. He scratched around and tried to grab something that could be supported.

A hand reached out and grabbed him, pulling him with a little force toward the outskirts of the crowd.After a few steps, he got rid of the center with the fastest flow, and with a forceful tug and push with that hand, Su Yang leaned against the corner wall of the carriage, and was surrounded by the narrow corner by the owner of the hand.

"Wei, Mr. Wei." Too close!Being so tall is stressful!Su Yang flinched back, but there was no way out.

"Get off work." Wei Chen lowered his voice.

"Brother Chen...thank you." Su Yang thought about it for a second and decided to pretend to be stupid, took out the tissue that wiped off his sweat just now, and raised his hand in an extremely flattering posture: "Come here, I will wipe your sweat for you, you Old and hard."

This move made the ambiguous atmosphere dissipate, and instantly turned into a devil and a traitor.Wei Chen stared at the little bastard with pain in the corner of his eyes, letting the tissue run on his face, doing nothing.

After wiping off his sweat, Su Yang saw that the angled space structure was perfect and the crowd was blocked by Wei Chen, so he happily took out his mobile phone to kill time.It's a pity that Wei Chen's height is just right enough to have a clear view of his mobile phone, so he can't scroll through Weibo after following a bunch of rotten official accounts, can't play games without sex, can't watch high H novels and small movies, and can only click to enter after a moment of entanglement A post on an entertainment gossip forum.

Another earthquake in S province? Level 7.0? --very scary.

The female teacher lost contact in country J?Doubt it might be suicide? --Pitiful.

Has an actress surnamed Z announced her love affair?The other party is the second young master of a wealthy family? --incredible.

Eh wait.Su Yang thought of something, raised his head and asked, "Brother Chen, do you have a family marriage fiancée?"

Wei Chen was peeping at Su Yang's phone screen vigorously, when he suddenly heard such a question, he frowned and asked, "Why do you suddenly ask this?"

Scared, it seems to have stepped on a minefield.Su Yang shrank his neck quickly: "No, it's nothing, just ask casually, no need to answer."

Wei Chen opened his mouth, intending to explain that he didn't mean it, but he didn't react when he first heard it.It can be imagined that before Su Yang slapped four consecutive slaps in the face to refuse, but now he swaggered and asked questions, feeling upset in his heart, and swallowed the words back.

The subway stops at the next stop, which is also a stop with a very large number of people.In addition to the people who got on the train at the stations in front, the entire state of the subway has reached the brink of collapse.But is there any way, no matter how crowded it is, how can I go home?

The oversaturated carriages groaned unbearably, and the gap between people was squeezed to the minimum, which was worse than shoulder-to-shoulder, like an untidy can of sardines.

Su Yang still had some space to play with his mobile phone, but Wei Chen blocked him and was squeezed close to him, with almost no gap between them.His arm holding the phone was placed between their chests, and both sides were firmly attached.

The touch, touch, touch of the male god's chest!Actually touched it in this situation!Su Yang blushed a little, and quickly tried to change the subject: "It's so crowded... How should I get out of the car in a while?"

"I hope there will be fewer people at our station." Wei Chen's angle was just right enough to look down on Su Yang, his round eyes looked a little aggrieved from drooping corners from above, and his eyelashes looked like those kind of fine-bristled brushes, which must feel soft to the touch.Coupled with the thin and small body, when the 27-year-old looks like a 17-year-old dodging like a little rabbit, I really want to pick him up and throw him on the bed and ravage him...

Sensing a change in a certain part, Su Yang froze all over, abruptly pushed Wei Chen apart by five centimeters with his arms, and lowered his voice in horror: "You, you, you, stay away!"

Wei Chen smiled: "Why should I stay away?"

As he spoke, he took advantage of the shaking of the subway to squeeze back the five-centimeter gap.

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Su Yang really wanted to either knock the male god unconscious, or knock himself unconscious, so as to avoid this embarrassment.But Wei Chen didn't care about it, maybe he was enjoying it.

Is this workplace harassment?Does it count?Does it count?

"Don't go too far, or I'll call the police and arrest you, but I have relatives at the police station." Su Yang raised the phone to his face without any deterrence, and stood on tiptoe trying to show his momentum.

The subway rattled and turned with a long sound, and the heavy load caused the car to tilt at a serious angle, and the sardines were swaying here and there.With a shake of Su Yang's raised hand, the mobile phone fell into the mountain of people, and he couldn't find it after three or two clicks.

"..."

"Call the police, Yangyang."