On the Scary Things of Social APP

Hearing that it wasn't the brother-in-law, the group of hungry and thirsty Sao Ling began to swipe the screen frantically again, asking about their sexuality, asking about their attributes, asking about their address, asking about their age, height and weight, and the live broadcast room was called a group of demons dancing wildly.

"Hey, hey, you guys have to be more restrained. When the patrol comes in and sees the chat content, the whole vulgar and pornographic judgment, what should I do if my sister is banned?"

However, Su Yang, who had just been in contact with Uncle for less than two hours, was so blessed that he thought of a way to find someone.

First, the two seem to be very familiar with each other. The beautiful male anchor calls each other Brother Chen.

Second, if the handsome anchor asked Brother Chen to give him gifts, then Brother Chen must have an account that is not a base.

Third, the distance from the beautiful male anchor is only three kilometers. Brother Chen just came out of the beautiful male anchor, and the distance must be about three kilometers.

To sum up, Su Yang clicked on the fan contribution list of the handsome anchor, and searched from top to bottom.

Those who pay attention to each other, whose name is related to the pronunciation of Chen Ge, are about three kilometers away, and who have made high contributions.

He found two suspects, and one of them clicked in to see the private photos. He was short and stocky.The other feed was full of fitness check-in information, and he scrolled down for a long time before he found a back photo with no front face.

The otaku man's venomous vision of raped all kinds of mannequins for many years, he immediately confirmed that it was definitely this person!

The distance is 3.14KM, the ID is Yanzhizhi, Yanhezhen is spelled as a Chinese character, and the distance and pronunciation match.

Without further ado, Su Yang clicked Follow. By the way, he saved the super attractive back photo in the album, and added a favorite tag.After doing these wretched things, after thinking about it, I felt that I was particularly obscene, so I hurriedly prayed to the heavens and begged the gods from all walks of life for forgiveness.

When he turned around to look at the beautiful male anchor, the over-the-top ID just entered the live broadcast room and began to brush gifts. The 8000 yuan virtual birthday cake that scared Su Yang to pee just now, over-the-top even swiped five without taking a breath .And the beautiful male anchor was so excited that he screamed and blew kisses, almost knocking over the stinky tofu.

This is really...an incomprehensible alternative world.

In less than five seconds, more than 4 yuan went away.What I bought was still a virtual product, like a firework exploded, and I couldn’t see anything on the screen when it was done.

The little otaku with a monthly income barely enough to buy a virtual birthday cake will never be able to do this kind of continuous brushing. However, after watching the live broadcast for so long, Su Yang is also embarrassed to find a man he likes. don't pay.After thinking for a moment, he charged 50 yuan and gave the beautiful male anchor three blue bewitching girls, which was regarded as supper fee.

"Thank you, Yang Yang Chi, big blue enchantress, do you love me~ Let's continue connecting now—"

Do I still love you?The corners of Su Yang's mouth twitched and he quit the live broadcast, concentrating on studying the dynamics of what the male god said.

To put it bluntly, basically a post is posted every day, and the time is relatively consistent. At nine o'clock in the evening, the content is nothing more than a five-kilometer night run.Some of them also attached a route map. For the people of this city, Su Yang immediately matched the specific route. He actually ran from the suburbs to the gymnasium near his home and then ran back!

The gymnasium is only one kilometer away from his home!

Su Yang couldn't help but want to peek at the gymnasium!

But he is more cowardly!Have a heart but no guts!Just think about it in your head!

It's not bad just thinking about it, those long legs, the best inverted triangle figure, and the cold temperament... Su Yang drooled to clean up the unfinished cake, put it in the refrigerator, saw the exact same gift, and struggled to take it Come out and think about who you can give it to.

Downstairs lived a family of five with three generations of grandparents and grandchildren. There was a child in elementary school who didn't know if he liked cakes or not.

Su Yang went downstairs with the complete gift. Fortunately, the other party accepted it after hearing his explanation, but it was a trouble.

When he got home, he swiped his phone, and at 45:1.30, the location became [-]KM.

Ahhh, the male god really ran at night on time!

Su Yang felt itchy, and really wanted to impulsively go to the gymnasium to block him.But the timidity in his bones resisted fiercely. In the end, he only dared to turn on the computer and secretly draw the naked body of the male god in his obsession!

It couldn't be more obscene!

Wei Chen has been a little troubled recently.

Anyone who clicks on the social APP every day and sees the fiery red cockscomb hair and the thin half of the cheek like a senior drug addict in the recent visit record at the top will have eyelids twitching and forehead throbbing.

And it lasted for a month!

And very, very punctual!Once at [-]:[-] in the morning and once at [-]:[-] in the evening, it feels like getting up in the morning to hit the plane once, and hitting it again before going to bed at night.

And never squeak!It was like a ghost!

This made him a little flustered.Because his news is full of fitness check-in information, few people follow him.Such a person came unexpectedly, as if he was being watched all the time.

Wouldn't it be a tabloid reporter?Or the enemy came to catch me or something... Maybe it's a stalker?

But this morning, after he arrived at the company, he opened the book and found that the fiery red cockscomb was ranked first with confidence, and he despised him with his side cheeks and nostrils.

It's not over yet?Wei Chen's temper is not gentle, and petty theft is the most annoying, so he simply clicked on the private chat box, wanting to ask directly.

——In other words: We know each other?

Su Yang just sat down in his seat, before he had time to turn on the computer, the phone dinged softly.He picked it up and looked at it, and his eyes almost popped out of his sockets.

What the fuck? ? ?

Why did the male god who had been obsessed with him for a month send him a private chat and asked if he knew him? !

Is the world crazy? ? ?

It's so scary, Mom, I feel like something supernatural has happened, what should I do? Will a ghost come out and drag him into hell later?

As if bitten by a poisonous snake, Su Yang threw the phone to the corner of the table farthest from him, staring in horror for fear that Sadako would crawl out of it.

5 minutes later, nothing happens.Jiang Xiaona, who came to work, passed behind Su Yang and stroked his hair.

10 minutes later, nothing happens.Luo Weiwei, who went to pour tea, saw Su Yang's frightening expression, and hesitated to speak.

After a long time without follow-up, Su Yang took the mobile phone tremblingly, and stared cross-eyed at the four big characters and a punctuation mark.

Why would you send him a private chat?

However, at any rate, I should reply to the letter first. You can see that the message has been read in the APP, so it seems impolite not to reply.

Su Yang tremblingly pressed the button.

——Yang Yang Chi Ba Da Da Da: Er... don't know?

The person on the other side seemed to be watching his phone waiting for his reply, and within five seconds the next message came with a ding.

——In other words: Then what do you come to see every day for a month?

Damn he must be a ghost! ! !Su Yang twisted into a shouting Monk, holding his head and trying to hide under the table.

After Wei Chen sent the second message, he squinted and saw that the status changed to read, but he didn't reply for a long time.

Could it be that the tone was too strong, scaring people away?That's too impatient, what about professionalism?

Just when he was impatient and wanted to block people directly, the reply finally jumped out.

——Yang Yang Chi Ba Da Da Da: How do you know I went to see it? ? ? ⊙. ⊙

Wei Chen frowned into a Sichuan character.Is this guy an idiot?Don't you know there is a visit record?

Wait, is it possible that this idiot really doesn't know that there is a visit record?

Wei Chen's mind jumped out of the word rookie, and he couldn't get rid of it for a long time.

——In other words: the eye-shaped icon in the upper left corner, recent visit records.

5 minute later.

——Yang Yang Chi Ba Da Da Da: Ahhhhhh I don't know! ! !Can you pretend I didn't show up! ! ! 〒▽〒

Wei Chen almost laughed out loud.He is really a rookie who is not familiar with APP, but he was scared enough by the rookie.This revenge must be avenged, otherwise where would he put his face?

With a slight movement of his fingers, the black-bellied god showed an evil smile.

——In other words: First, tell me why you came to visit twice a day for a month.

Why are you asking such a silly question! ! !Su Yang slammed his head on the table, his face full of lovelessness.

Do you want to say that I fell in love with you at first sight and send good morning kisses and good night kisses to your homepage every day?

NO! ! !

Gotta find an excuse!Cross the sea!Then the rivers and lakes delete each other and never talk about each other!

——Yang Yang Chi Ba Da Da Da: I just... Seeing that you insist on running at night every day, I also want to start exercising, but I am afraid that I will not be able to persist...

Ding.

——To put it simply: So just looking at my night running check-in record, it counts as running by myself?Yunye run?

What an excuse! ! !Su Yang shook his head and shouted wildly.What to do, what to do, what to do!Feel so stupid!Although I didn't know that there was a visit record before, I was so stupid!

Ding.

——In other words: If you want to start exercising, let's go together at night, I urge you.

What? ? ?Su Yang stared at the phone screen in a daze.The male god is this an appointment to meet?No, no, jogging date?Is the male god himself so good-natured?Mingming's face is full of rejection of people thousands of miles away.

No, in fact, I want to coax him out and find a corner where no one is around to beat me up, right?After all, being regarded as an adulterer for a month makes everyone angry.

Su Yang fantasized about the male god's physique, and felt that it must be painful to be beaten!

But it's not bad to be beaten by a male god... Is it considered a different kind of intimate contact?

Bah, how can you be so cheap!

——Yang Yang Chi Ba Da Da Da: I think about it...

Just think about it.Wei Chen smiled lightly and was about to go back when Dudu knocked on the office door twice.

"Mr. Wei, the relocation of the company has been dealt with, and we can start moving tomorrow." Assistant Xiao Zeng reported at the door.

"Understood." Wei Chen waved his hand, thinking that there will be a big project tomorrow, and he has to make preparations first today, so he has no interest in molesting rookies for the time being.

——In other words: Then you think about it slowly.